Chad of IN writes:
“I’ll admit it took me a while to understand how significant your advice is. That includes about not getting “caught” spying on the ladies and not having any evidence of what you have seen. It hit home because of a buddy of mine. His girlfriend was on his computer and found a photo he had of a topless chick. What made it so bad was that she recognized that it she was in her condo right across the driveway from his place and then checked the angle. She realized the photo had to be taken from his place. You are so right. If my buddy had not kept that photo and managed to get a look at her every now and then when his girlfriend wasn’t around, he wouldn’t be this miserable. Needless to say, she broke up with him, and he isn’t sure who she told about that photo. All I can say is a big thank you, and let you know how glad I am that I listened to your audio book. Better yet, my girlfriend has no idea about the young mom in the townhouse across the street from me who breast feeds her baby and is topless a lot when she is upstairs. You are the best!”
Thanks, Chad. That’s one of the main reasons I wrote the book. All of the stories about sexting lately further prove my point. If these guys would either instantly delete the photos of these girls or only show them to their buddies without forwarding and then delete them, few or none would have ever gotten into trouble over it. Your story is just another example. No one can prove what you see with binoculars.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Dorm gold for Alan
Alan of VA writes:
"Just wanted to thank you for your help. I wrote you back last August about being in a dorm with a window in a door to a hallway leading into the girls' part of the dorm floor I'm on. Thanks! I followed your advice and after numerous attempts, I was able to catch a break last night. As you pointed out, there are not many opportunities to look without getting caught. It was after midnight last night and I came back from the library. No one was in the hallway and the men's dorm doors were all closed. I stood by that window to see down the hall on the women's side. After about 10 minutes, out came a girl (and I know who she is, and she is cute) who I guess had just taken a shower.
She came out of the bathroom holding her towel near her bottom and walked the other way from the door I was watching through to her room. I saw the side of her left boob at first, and then when she turned to walk down the hall I had a clear view of her butt and her naked body from behind. Then I saw a side view of her boob again when she walked into her room. So I immediately left and went into my room. If it wasn't for your advice, that might never have happened, or I could have been caught and embarassed or even worse. You're the best!"
Thanks, Alan. It's all in a day's work. Just remember to stay in control and not make a habit of this every night. I know there isn't much time left in the semester, but don't risk it. If that were me, I would try to be there around the same time the next week. Maybe she has a late class or something on that night of the week. I would doubt many other girls would chance that, so you might have caught the only one who would actually walk out into the hall, no matter what the hour. College dorms are a big risk for guys to take the chance, even if the rewards are good.
I also decided to go back and see your original note, and thought my readers might want to see that again:
http://thetotalcreep.blogspot.com/2009/08/total-creep-version-of-college-prep.html
"Just wanted to thank you for your help. I wrote you back last August about being in a dorm with a window in a door to a hallway leading into the girls' part of the dorm floor I'm on. Thanks! I followed your advice and after numerous attempts, I was able to catch a break last night. As you pointed out, there are not many opportunities to look without getting caught. It was after midnight last night and I came back from the library. No one was in the hallway and the men's dorm doors were all closed. I stood by that window to see down the hall on the women's side. After about 10 minutes, out came a girl (and I know who she is, and she is cute) who I guess had just taken a shower.
She came out of the bathroom holding her towel near her bottom and walked the other way from the door I was watching through to her room. I saw the side of her left boob at first, and then when she turned to walk down the hall I had a clear view of her butt and her naked body from behind. Then I saw a side view of her boob again when she walked into her room. So I immediately left and went into my room. If it wasn't for your advice, that might never have happened, or I could have been caught and embarassed or even worse. You're the best!"
Thanks, Alan. It's all in a day's work. Just remember to stay in control and not make a habit of this every night. I know there isn't much time left in the semester, but don't risk it. If that were me, I would try to be there around the same time the next week. Maybe she has a late class or something on that night of the week. I would doubt many other girls would chance that, so you might have caught the only one who would actually walk out into the hall, no matter what the hour. College dorms are a big risk for guys to take the chance, even if the rewards are good.
I also decided to go back and see your original note, and thought my readers might want to see that again:
http://thetotalcreep.blogspot.com/2009/08/total-creep-version-of-college-prep.html
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
She must not like very many men......
Linda of IL writes:
"I heard maybe 5 minutes of your chapter about looking down tops and cannot believe you haven't been locked up yet. Since then I have started to notice guys trying to look down my top when I have leaned over. I glared at one of them and he practically sprinted out of the lobby. What an invasion of privacy, but you seem to think nothing of it. No wonder you don't reveal where you live. You disgust me. Why do you hate women so much? We are so much more than what is under our clothes."
Linda, I'm sure you didn't expect to see my answer this, but I answer the readers and listeners of my book. It is not as though no male ever looked or tried to look down a shirt or up a dress until I came along. You'd be amazed at what guys will do when nudity is nearby, legal or otherwise. You see, I didn't invent or inspire it. My information is geared toward those who want to learn more about how to do it. It's the old saying, "Don't shoot the messenger".
You also don't take into account that some women are well aware they have a lot showing, especially in the last few years when necklines and collars opened up more than ever before. I didn't make them do that! Give us guys a nice view, and we'll take it.
More importantly, I don't "hate" women. I love them. I enjoy the female body to the point that I want to see millions of them and haven't gotten tired of seeing female body parts after nearly 40 years of looking every opportunity I can create. Sorry if I disgust you, but if you don't like every guy that wants to see what you and other young women look like naked, you'd have very little male company. Just because I don't adhere to your personal philosophies does not mean there is hate involved.
I can be reached at ic.london at live.com, and will answer reader/listener comments here if approved.
"I heard maybe 5 minutes of your chapter about looking down tops and cannot believe you haven't been locked up yet. Since then I have started to notice guys trying to look down my top when I have leaned over. I glared at one of them and he practically sprinted out of the lobby. What an invasion of privacy, but you seem to think nothing of it. No wonder you don't reveal where you live. You disgust me. Why do you hate women so much? We are so much more than what is under our clothes."
Linda, I'm sure you didn't expect to see my answer this, but I answer the readers and listeners of my book. It is not as though no male ever looked or tried to look down a shirt or up a dress until I came along. You'd be amazed at what guys will do when nudity is nearby, legal or otherwise. You see, I didn't invent or inspire it. My information is geared toward those who want to learn more about how to do it. It's the old saying, "Don't shoot the messenger".
You also don't take into account that some women are well aware they have a lot showing, especially in the last few years when necklines and collars opened up more than ever before. I didn't make them do that! Give us guys a nice view, and we'll take it.
More importantly, I don't "hate" women. I love them. I enjoy the female body to the point that I want to see millions of them and haven't gotten tired of seeing female body parts after nearly 40 years of looking every opportunity I can create. Sorry if I disgust you, but if you don't like every guy that wants to see what you and other young women look like naked, you'd have very little male company. Just because I don't adhere to your personal philosophies does not mean there is hate involved.
I can be reached at ic.london at live.com, and will answer reader/listener comments here if approved.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Picture This - A Total Creep Needn't Zoom In
Joe of MA writes:
“I’m totally enjoying your tips and your excellent insight into how to spy on the ladies from home. I never realized I could do that from my apartment until I listened to your book. It turns out I have found 3 units with chicks I can see into pretty well from my pad. Two are either married or living with guys, but I see what you mean about that not being such a bad thing. One of them loves to walk around topless for her man! But what I don’t get is how you seem to keep checking out the same babes night after night even after you have seen them naked several times. One of the babes I check out lives just across the walkway one level down. I know to turn off all of the lights in my living room as if I have gone to bed, wear dark clothing, and only open my blinds enough to see out clearly. I used my zoom lens and got a couple of great photos of her about a month ago. I was ready with the zoom one night when she came out of the bathroom with only a towel wrapped around and then stood by her mirror and did a strip tease, thinking no one could see her. It’s an awesome photo that looks as though she was posed that way for me with her bush in clear view. All I need to is look at that photo instead of risking getting caught night after night. Why don’t you do it this way?”
A fair question, Joe. But I’m ready for you on this one. First, as I always my fellow “total creeps”, it really is a good idea not to have any photos taken from your home on your phone, in your camera, or on your computer. Dude, that is evidence that could be used against you. If you see a babe with (pun intended) the naked eye, you have your wonderful memory or her, and no one else could prove that you saw anything or how you saw it. However, a photo taken from an angle that could be tracked back to your home and your camera could get you in big trouble.
I’m old enough to go back to the days of the instant camera that would print out a photo right as you took it. In those days you could hide the photo, but I would still worry about someone finding it in a drawer. I kept a few in a box of old tax papers where only I knew to find them, but I destroyed those before moving to be certain there would not be any evidence of the hours of spying I do and have done.
As I have pointed out recently, you see stories about guys getting arrested for sexting, when all they needed to do was show the photos to their guy friends (and not send them) and then delete them from their phone and there would not have been any evidence. While I can certainly appreciate the quality photos you got of that one babe, I would suggest you either print them and hide them with extreme caution, or delete them.
Yes, I do enjoy seeing some of the same babes naked week after week. Since I don’t take or keep photos, it keeps the memory of what she looks like fresh. I also enjoy the thrill of the chase, even after over 35 years of doing this. I enjoy knowing that I was there looking at 10:30 last night when she got undressed to get ready for bed, or whatever the scene is I get to witness. Quite often I only have, like you now do, only a couple of babes I can watch on a given night. I consider it quality instead of quantity.
Also, as addressed in the book, you never know when she will have a visitor and what could happen. I have enjoyed seeing a few of my subjects having friends or relatives over for a visit who are not aware of anybody being able to see in. Even though it was almost 20 years ago, I’ll never forget one young hottie who had her own apartment and had plenty of girlfriends over to visit, some overnight. Within about 3 months, besides seeing her naked numerous times, I also saw 2 of her friends stark naked and another one go topless. That was 4 different babes seen in just one room. Yet, if I had used only a photo of the babe that lived there, I would have missed out on seeing those other 3. That is reason enough for me.
In conclusion, my advice is to hide or destroy the photos, and keep watching with binoculars, or your zoom lens if it works well enough for you, but don't gather any evidence.
Readers and listeners of “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide” or this TotalCreep blog are welcome to e-mail me privately with questions at ic.london at live.com. The audio book is available via TotalCreep.com.
“I’m totally enjoying your tips and your excellent insight into how to spy on the ladies from home. I never realized I could do that from my apartment until I listened to your book. It turns out I have found 3 units with chicks I can see into pretty well from my pad. Two are either married or living with guys, but I see what you mean about that not being such a bad thing. One of them loves to walk around topless for her man! But what I don’t get is how you seem to keep checking out the same babes night after night even after you have seen them naked several times. One of the babes I check out lives just across the walkway one level down. I know to turn off all of the lights in my living room as if I have gone to bed, wear dark clothing, and only open my blinds enough to see out clearly. I used my zoom lens and got a couple of great photos of her about a month ago. I was ready with the zoom one night when she came out of the bathroom with only a towel wrapped around and then stood by her mirror and did a strip tease, thinking no one could see her. It’s an awesome photo that looks as though she was posed that way for me with her bush in clear view. All I need to is look at that photo instead of risking getting caught night after night. Why don’t you do it this way?”
A fair question, Joe. But I’m ready for you on this one. First, as I always my fellow “total creeps”, it really is a good idea not to have any photos taken from your home on your phone, in your camera, or on your computer. Dude, that is evidence that could be used against you. If you see a babe with (pun intended) the naked eye, you have your wonderful memory or her, and no one else could prove that you saw anything or how you saw it. However, a photo taken from an angle that could be tracked back to your home and your camera could get you in big trouble.
I’m old enough to go back to the days of the instant camera that would print out a photo right as you took it. In those days you could hide the photo, but I would still worry about someone finding it in a drawer. I kept a few in a box of old tax papers where only I knew to find them, but I destroyed those before moving to be certain there would not be any evidence of the hours of spying I do and have done.
As I have pointed out recently, you see stories about guys getting arrested for sexting, when all they needed to do was show the photos to their guy friends (and not send them) and then delete them from their phone and there would not have been any evidence. While I can certainly appreciate the quality photos you got of that one babe, I would suggest you either print them and hide them with extreme caution, or delete them.
Yes, I do enjoy seeing some of the same babes naked week after week. Since I don’t take or keep photos, it keeps the memory of what she looks like fresh. I also enjoy the thrill of the chase, even after over 35 years of doing this. I enjoy knowing that I was there looking at 10:30 last night when she got undressed to get ready for bed, or whatever the scene is I get to witness. Quite often I only have, like you now do, only a couple of babes I can watch on a given night. I consider it quality instead of quantity.
Also, as addressed in the book, you never know when she will have a visitor and what could happen. I have enjoyed seeing a few of my subjects having friends or relatives over for a visit who are not aware of anybody being able to see in. Even though it was almost 20 years ago, I’ll never forget one young hottie who had her own apartment and had plenty of girlfriends over to visit, some overnight. Within about 3 months, besides seeing her naked numerous times, I also saw 2 of her friends stark naked and another one go topless. That was 4 different babes seen in just one room. Yet, if I had used only a photo of the babe that lived there, I would have missed out on seeing those other 3. That is reason enough for me.
In conclusion, my advice is to hide or destroy the photos, and keep watching with binoculars, or your zoom lens if it works well enough for you, but don't gather any evidence.
Readers and listeners of “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide” or this TotalCreep blog are welcome to e-mail me privately with questions at ic.london at live.com. The audio book is available via TotalCreep.com.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
When things are looking up........
Bob of NY writes:
"I have heard a few guys talk about seeing (babes) wearing skirts with no panties underneath, and then heard your audio book where you also talk about that. Where are these (babes)? I don't mind seeing a lot of panties, but obviously would like to see some (vag) action. Where else should I be looking?"
Good question, Bob. I certainly wish there was a simple answer to that, but there isn't. This part of checking out the babes is more luck than skill. But since I'm the expert, I'll answer as best I can.
From what I have seen and heard, some babes won't wear panties under an expensive dress, or one that is very tight or showing a ton of skin. They don't want panty lines or to have panty showing easily. When this happens, it is usually in a fancy club or an expensive restaurant. Those circumstances often make it tough to get a good angle when she sits down, and many times the lighting isn't sufficient to get a clear view. Even in my experience, I can think of a couple of times when I couldn't tell if she actually had skimpy dark colorerd panties on, if there wasn't enough light, or if she had naturally dark hair, if you get my drift. Every once in a while, babes will go without underwear to be sexy for the guy they are with as if it is their little secret.
My personal best "luck" with this has been when they wear short shorts or loose fitting shorts with nothing underneath. Every time I have seen "up" and no panties has been in a hot weather situation. A couple of times they have been standing on steps and I have been able to be below and get a clear view looking right up there. I have also seen a couple of instances of sitting on a lawn with their legs up or open, thinking her shorts cover all, and they don't. So when you finally get warm weather up there in New York, start checking out some festivals or outdoor concerts, or parks, where the babes sit wearing shorts and try to get a look inside.
Do keep in mind that as panties have gotten skimpier over the past few years, I have seen a few instances of pubic hair coming out beyond the panties. However, with the increase in the number of babes who shave more in that area, that percentage has dropped of late.
Otherwise, like with you, it takes hundreds and hundreds of upskirt looks at panties to finally see one without, and that makes all of the other looks worthwhile.
Questions? I'm at ic.london at live.com. You can let me know if you wish to remain private.
"I have heard a few guys talk about seeing (babes) wearing skirts with no panties underneath, and then heard your audio book where you also talk about that. Where are these (babes)? I don't mind seeing a lot of panties, but obviously would like to see some (vag) action. Where else should I be looking?"
Good question, Bob. I certainly wish there was a simple answer to that, but there isn't. This part of checking out the babes is more luck than skill. But since I'm the expert, I'll answer as best I can.
From what I have seen and heard, some babes won't wear panties under an expensive dress, or one that is very tight or showing a ton of skin. They don't want panty lines or to have panty showing easily. When this happens, it is usually in a fancy club or an expensive restaurant. Those circumstances often make it tough to get a good angle when she sits down, and many times the lighting isn't sufficient to get a clear view. Even in my experience, I can think of a couple of times when I couldn't tell if she actually had skimpy dark colorerd panties on, if there wasn't enough light, or if she had naturally dark hair, if you get my drift. Every once in a while, babes will go without underwear to be sexy for the guy they are with as if it is their little secret.
My personal best "luck" with this has been when they wear short shorts or loose fitting shorts with nothing underneath. Every time I have seen "up" and no panties has been in a hot weather situation. A couple of times they have been standing on steps and I have been able to be below and get a clear view looking right up there. I have also seen a couple of instances of sitting on a lawn with their legs up or open, thinking her shorts cover all, and they don't. So when you finally get warm weather up there in New York, start checking out some festivals or outdoor concerts, or parks, where the babes sit wearing shorts and try to get a look inside.
Do keep in mind that as panties have gotten skimpier over the past few years, I have seen a few instances of pubic hair coming out beyond the panties. However, with the increase in the number of babes who shave more in that area, that percentage has dropped of late.
Otherwise, like with you, it takes hundreds and hundreds of upskirt looks at panties to finally see one without, and that makes all of the other looks worthwhile.
Questions? I'm at ic.london at live.com. You can let me know if you wish to remain private.
Creeping back................
Hi all. First, thanks for all of the concern expressed privately to me over the past few weeks. I am doing just fine and have been fine all along. Sometimes real life gets in the way of my writing, and that has been the case for about 2 months.
Pleased to report that we have extended our agreement with a marketing agency to continue promoting "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" and plan to continue helping guys to see the goods on babes as often as possible.
Plenty of questions to post....so I'll be getting going on that today.
Readers and listeners of my book are welcome to contact me at ic.london at live.com
Pleased to report that we have extended our agreement with a marketing agency to continue promoting "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" and plan to continue helping guys to see the goods on babes as often as possible.
Plenty of questions to post....so I'll be getting going on that today.
Readers and listeners of my book are welcome to contact me at ic.london at live.com
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Benefits of binoculars
Jim K. of WA writes:
"Great book! It's about time somebody stepped up and helped us guys. I live in the (omitted) section near Seattle on an upper floor and can see into about 40 different apartments. I had seen a few chicks topless or naked, but I never thought of some of the things you mention. Moving day, the parking lot, some great ideas. Thanks! One thing you didn't mention is about the binoculars you use. Do you use different sets depending on circumstances? Any recommendations?"
Having good binoculars is obviously important for spying on babes, especially for situations like yours where you have a nice selection of apartments (or condos) to check out. However, I'm not much of a help these days. I still use a set I bought more than 10 years ago, so I haven't kept up on the changes with binoculars.
One problem I am aware of is that the newer sets tend to be smaller and lighter weight, and often not as powerful as some of the older versions like what I have. You want strong and powerful ahead of size and weight.
Obviously, you can't reveal your purpose for use (especially if the sales person is female!). When you go to the sporting goods shop or whatever retailer to investigate, you might wear a Mariners or Seahawks cap or shirt and appear to be a fan who has crappy seats and wants to be able to see the game. Or perhaps say that you go hunting early in the morning and want something with good night vision. Better yet, do your research on the most powerful models and check online so that nobody in your area sees you purchasing them.
From what you told me, you need a set more powerful. Hopefully you'll find something within your budget.
Readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or readers of this blog can ask via comments or reach me via www.TotalCreep.com.
"Great book! It's about time somebody stepped up and helped us guys. I live in the (omitted) section near Seattle on an upper floor and can see into about 40 different apartments. I had seen a few chicks topless or naked, but I never thought of some of the things you mention. Moving day, the parking lot, some great ideas. Thanks! One thing you didn't mention is about the binoculars you use. Do you use different sets depending on circumstances? Any recommendations?"
Having good binoculars is obviously important for spying on babes, especially for situations like yours where you have a nice selection of apartments (or condos) to check out. However, I'm not much of a help these days. I still use a set I bought more than 10 years ago, so I haven't kept up on the changes with binoculars.
One problem I am aware of is that the newer sets tend to be smaller and lighter weight, and often not as powerful as some of the older versions like what I have. You want strong and powerful ahead of size and weight.
Obviously, you can't reveal your purpose for use (especially if the sales person is female!). When you go to the sporting goods shop or whatever retailer to investigate, you might wear a Mariners or Seahawks cap or shirt and appear to be a fan who has crappy seats and wants to be able to see the game. Or perhaps say that you go hunting early in the morning and want something with good night vision. Better yet, do your research on the most powerful models and check online so that nobody in your area sees you purchasing them.
From what you told me, you need a set more powerful. Hopefully you'll find something within your budget.
Readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or readers of this blog can ask via comments or reach me via www.TotalCreep.com.
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