Monday, August 31, 2009

Hair today, gone tomorrow

The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to write with questions and comments........

Don of California writes:

"I especially enjoyed all of your great insights into spying with binoculars. I am fortunate enough to live where I can see into about 20 apartment units and find your advice to be right on target. But I have a challenge. One of the ladies I watch wears a nice short nightgown, and I don't think she wears panties underneath. Even with good binoculars, I can't zoom in enough to tell if I really am seeing her (vagina) or not. I think she is completely shaved there, and without a close up view it's tough to tell. How do you know?"

Great question, Don, and sorry you can't zoom in enough to know for certain. Until the past few years this was very rarely an issue for me since in my early years the babes would not totally shave that area. In fact, there were a few instances where I had the opposite "problem". I saw a few with a lot of dark colored hair there and actually thought they were wearing black panties until I would see butt or enough around the area to realize I saw the goods.

But in the past few years more babes are shaved partially or even completely and it can make it more of a challenge to know for sure that you have indeed seen to the promised land.

Since these babes live where you can regularly see them, I would suggest to give it more time if you aren't sure. At some point you will probably catch her bending over from behind, and if you see her butt crack (without a thong at the top) then you know she is shaved in front. You might also get a full spread view as she sits down or gets up and that will be an indication whether or not she is wearing panties. Hopefully you'll be able to see her undress completely or coming into our out of the shower and know for sure if she is naked or bottomless at the time.

I also take into consideration her hair color, especially if she is a brunette. If she has darker hair, she is not going to lighten the hair around her vag. Even if she keeps a runway or is closely groomed there, you could still see enough dark hair to identify what you see. Even in the years before shaving became so prominent, I ran into this obstacle with some babes who were obviously natural blondes. But at some point, I would be able to tell whether or not they wore panties or be given a definitive opportunity such as seeing her naked.

One other way to tell could be her body language or level of confidence. Often times a babe wearing panties will not care if her legs are spread open, especially at home. Yet, even with no one around, I have noticed some babes who tend to keep covered or watch how they sit when they have nothing on underneath. I suppose it is out of habit.

Aside from suggesting even more powerful binoculars, that is the best I can do. Be thankful you have the "problem". At least you can always tell when you see boobies!

Let me know how this turns out. I like to see success stories from my readers!

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A total creep version of college prep

Alan of VA writes:

"I love your audio book! I am 18 and just yesterday moved into my freshman dorm room at college. Wish I would have had your book in high school. But now I will be in a dorm that has girls on another part of the floor I'll be living on. Like us guys, the girls will need to walk down the hallway to get to the bathroom and to the showers. The door that leads to the wing where the girls are has a small glass window that shows through to the hallway where the girls would be walking.

In just the first day and a half I have seen a couple of really cute girls that have rooms in that next hallway over. Unfortunately, if I were to be seen by girls looking through that window, it would be obvious to them that I am trying to see them going to or from the bathroom or shower. I know I can't stand there for more than a few seconds at best. It seems the girls' resident assistant rooms right near that door, so she would probably be watching to make sure it stays closed early morning and later at night. I'm going to keep an eye on that and see what the possibilities are. I saw in your book that you commuted to college, so I take it you did not have the dorm experience. What techniques can you suggest for checking out the babes? Also, does it matter if they are not all 18?"

While it is true I commuted to school, back then the guys and the women were in separate buildings and not in the next wing, so it didn't matter. Trust me, that would have been a reason for me to go away to school!

This one is tough to answer because I don't know the floor plan of your dorm. It looks like you have a challenge due to limited time by that door. But I know that boys will be boys. I have to believe that you aren't the only one that would love to keep watch on that hallway around shower time. Try to watch your side of the door to see if other guys are trying to look, or to find a reason to go over to the girls' side of the dorm. Most schools allow time for guys to be in the girls dorm and vice versa for study groups, parties, etc.

If this were me, I would know the schedule of when guys are able to be over on the girls' side. Find reasons to be over there. Sometimes doors are left open during the day in dorms or you can see who comes and goes. I want to find out which rooms the hottest babes are in, and then determine the distance they need to walk to and from the bathrooms. This tells me that if I have a hottie that has to walk several rooms down to and from, I have a longer window of opportunity, but if she lives really close to the bathrooms it isn't likely.

I would also watch for what the girls are wearing when hanging around the dorm rooms. Some will keep covered up all the time, but others may wear short shorts or open clothing, and that is often an indication they may let it show. The idea is to find a babe that could reveal something good that has a longer walk to and from the shower.

Of course, when walking in that hallway I would do my best to glance into any open doors looking to find out where the good lookers are or maybe catch a good peek.

Ideally, I would try to make friends with a girl at the far end of that hallway and maybe offer to study or need to bring books or materials to. Then I would try to be visiting her room very close to the deadline of guys having to leave. For example, say the girls dorm is off limits after 10 PM. I would try to be there just before 10, and then try to stay until about 10:05 and act like I don't realize it is really after 10. Just maybe a babe or two would think the hall is safe and head over to the shower while I'm still in the hallway.

In addition, I would try to keep watch by the doorway (with the window) to get an idea of when guys or girls are nearby or coming through. I would keep track. Maybe I realize that between 7:20 and 7:40 in the morning that nobody leaves for class and the coast is clear. I would then try to hang nearby and occasionally glance through that window and down the hall. Keep in mind that students have consistent schedules throughout the semester. Maybe I could find out that a babe tends to get out of the shower at 7:22 and I could be ready. But I would know to be very careful.

I would probably try getting up earlier than I would like to check for other babes who are early risers, and yet give me time to get ready for my class. Also, if I can see to the elevator or stairs for who comes and goes from the floor, I would watch for late on weekend nights to see when girls are coming back to their rooms. Maybe there would be a party going on in one of the guy's room and I could scoot out as if I'm going to the bathroom, but instead check by the door with the window to see if a babe that just got home is headed for the shower and thinks that no guys can see. Basically, it's trial and error, but don't make the error!

Even if you can't see anything down the hall, look for other opportunities. A coed dorm will have common areas for laundry, student lounge, and study areas. You will have your chances to get some peeks down the top, down the back of low rise jeans, and up skirts. The girls will be wearing loose clothing, shorts, and other very casual and not be as cautious as you would normally expect.

You might also catch a break. Just last year I heard a college girl telling a friend of hers about some babe on her dorm floor that went across to the shower naked even though there were guys nearby and how she didn't seem to care. I don't know how true it is. But I do know from my years of spying on girls at home that as they develop and get ready to go off to college they become much more open about their bodies walking around the house. And, there are some girls who want the attention of guys seeing them partially undressed. So be ready.

As for the age question, I never worried about it because there is no physical contact. I know for a fact I have spyed on high school sophomores who would be either 15 or 16. But they were worth seeing. You can't always tell a babe's age. I have probably seen the goods on more younger babes than I realize, but also have probably enjoyed women in their 40's that still look years younger. I'm not here to give legal advice, but I would tell you not to worry if you are checking out a babe who is 17.

Good luck with your "studies". Let me know how things go for you!

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Friday, August 14, 2009

It's not the same old song..........

The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to write:

Mike of MN asks:

"As much as I enjoyed your observations, especially about spying with binoculars, I am curious why you continue to check out the same babes after you say you saw already saw them naked multiple times."

Good question, Mike. There are times when repetition does not equal boredom, you know. The answer is because I enjoy it. To me, it is like asking how you can make love to the same beautiful woman all the time. Because you love it.

When you spy into apartment buildings and condos there are only so many units you can see into. And many babes that live in the same place for years. For me, it often doesn't matter how many times I have seen a specific babe naked. I still look forward to it. If I didn't, it would not have become the obsession it did all these years. I have watched the same babe for as long as 3 years.

The only time that "the same" babe loses priority is when there is a "new" babe moved in to a unit I can see into, or when there is a babe I haven't seen before is a guest in a unit. I would certainly rather see boobs or better on a babe I have never seen before than get my 500th look at the same babe naked, but life doesn't always work that way.

There is still the thrill of the chase. Seeing something I'm not supposed to see. In the case of repeat viewing, it is often fun because it becomes predictable. There have been a few instances with me where I have made it a point to be looking at 10:30 PM (for example) at a certain babe who keeps a schedule for getting undressed just to be sure I see some nudity during the course of my day.

Also, it helps me to keep sharp. If I saw every babe I could see and then only waited until the first of the month to scout the apartment units for new tenants, I might not stay as sharp as far as knowing what, when, and how to look for babes.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Skirting the issue

The questions and comments continue from readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide ". You can reach me at at

Nate of Maryland writes:

"Count me among those that totally love your insight. You are so right about getting the best angle and how much good views there are during the average day. I like the stories you tell of your actual experiences. How did you decide which ones to use? Do you have a favorite? How do you remember all that?"

Thanks, Nate. Glad you enjoyed it so much. This book was a labor of love, and that is part of how I remember so much. When doing something you love (or are earning a living doing), you do tend to remember what brings in important decisions.

For example, I used the story of going out on my patio in the dark to be able to see a neighbor babe come out of the shower. She wouldn't have thought I would be out there. Of course I'm going to remember that for future patios, if you get my drift. It was when I got to the point of having so many experiences like that which helped me to see so many babes partially or completely naked.

As for a favorite, it is difficult to pick one. But as it relates to writing and compiling the book, there is one moment that stands above. It was during the week I was working on the chapter about seeing up skirts and shorts. I had my notes and stories but was just starting the process of organizing and editing them. I had made a few notes on that Monday night. The following day (Tuesday) I was having lunch in a small restaurant. As usual, when sitting down to eat I would try to find a babe offering a good view to enjoy. The "best" I could do was sit across the aisle a couple of booths down from a well built babe wearing a tight skirt.

That became the ultimate "practice what I preach" story, and with such incredible timing. Although her legs were crossed and facing inside (of the booth), I knew to have my view be looking straight on up her legs when she would get up from her table. However (or so I thought) she did not have a revealing top and bra lines were easily visible. Just as I had written the night before, being ready for seeing panties keeps the skills sharp. No other babes were around for me to "watch" while eating. So, as always, I appeared to be reading the newspaper but was really watching for her to finish eating, as well as in case any other babes were coming by or sitting down near me.

Minutes later, she was finishing her meal so I focused on her legs. She uncrossed them, and spread them for a moment while she was getting up from the table. Sure enough, no panties!! I saw it and the pubes that surrounded. She got up and walked out going right past me as if nothing had happened. She didn't have a clue that I or anybody saw.

That was exactly the reason for most of the chapter I was working on, and if you recall, this story is in the book. It shows how the hundreds, if not thousands, of panties shots and the preparation to get them had me in position to get this view. The one that makes the rest worthwhile. As I'm sure you can relate to, any "total creep" is going to remember that and how it happened for a long time. Just doing my part.