Sunday, October 25, 2009

Total Creep helps the "knee" dee

The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to write me at at with questions...........

Les C. of NY writes:

"I absolutely loved hearing your book and can tell you spent years on this. But I am in my upper 50's and now have a bad leg. I usually have to wear a soft cast and cannot walk for long stretches. It seems like I can't take advantage of the opportunities you suggest. Any ideas?"

Never give up, Les. I thought about it and now think your having a cast could open up some good opportunities for you. If you are walking slowly and wearing a cast, people around you would not question it if you stop at an unlikely place.

For example, you are walking past a ledge where people are sitting and you see a babe wearing a low neck top. You could walk slowly over near where she is sitting, and either put up your good leg or (if you can lift it) your bad leg up on the ledge and appear to be resting it or adjusting your walking cast. Instead, you can really be looking down her top.

Depending on how you handle stairs, it could be an "excuse" to stop on a landing or on a stair, and not appear suspicious while looking up a skirt or down a top on the next level.

When walking to your seat in a restaurant, you could go especially slow if walking past a table where a babe is seated and you can see down her top or the back of her pants.

Hopefully you get the idea.

You didn't say whether or not you can spy on any babes from home, so I can't address that for you. I know from my experience that there are times when I need to stand for long periods to get a good angle with binoculars, or maybe kneel down on one knee to rest my elbow on a window sill or ledge to be able to see. Hopefully you can get a good view from a comfortable position for you.

Again, don't count yourself out. If some young babes need to think your knee is worse than it really is so that you can be near them, then so be it.

Let me know if you need more help.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Seeing her bra isn't so difficult

Chris M. of OH writes:

“I enjoyed your Audio Book, but mainly the parts about spying on girls from home. I think the chapters about all you do just to see down a shirt are overstated. Maybe years ago that was what you had to do, but now I can walk down the street and see a bra all the time. Same with butt crack. Why is this such a big deal? I wish you had gone into more detail about places to spy on girls instead. You are definitely on to something.”

Thanks for the feedback and the question, Chris. I must admit I do see your point. The book was written based on more than 30 years of practice at doing what I do. During the 70’s and 80’s things were different, indeed. Back when tops were less revealing, there was a different game plan since a percentage of babes would not be wearing a bra. Some of my advice and experience deals with that scenario, which is different than today’s.

However, I will defend myself regarding low rise pants and skirts. It is true that us guys are blessed with some blatant butt crack showings when babes are seated and don’t realize or don’t care that we can see. Yet, there are numerous instances where it takes the extra effort I preach about it to see even more. Whereas my tips and experience from years ago used to go toward seeing boobs, it now applies more toward butt crack. (I realize that seeing butt crack doesn’t hold the same value as seeing boobs, but we have to take advantage of opportunities.)

So hang on to those CD’s with the Audio Book, Chris. Fashions do change. I, for one, am hopeful that we will see a return to styles that allow babes to not wear a bra like it was until a few years ago.

Meanwhile, the long chapters about spying on babes from home or office go into tremendous detail. You are correct, that will remain a constant. I must say the only change I have seen to this is an ironic one. A few of the babes I have spyed on in the past couple of years often have more covered up walking around the kitchen than they did when they were outside. But others make up for that when they walk around in underwear, since bras and panties cover less than they did years ago.

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