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Again, during and after your listen to or read "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" you are most welcome to e-mail your questions and comments to ic.london at live.com. I hope you are all enjoying this as much as I am!

Jerry of CT writes:

"I enjoyed listening to most of the book. I didn't think anyone could spend more than 4 hours talking about girl watching, but here it is. One question. I am not sure why you spent time about how to tell about her bra and panties. Wouldn't guys already know that from an early age?"

Thanks, Jerry. It took closer to 5 hours for this book, and since it looks as though I could have added another chapter or two. The bra and panties question may seem obvious, but there is good reason for reviewing that. Many times a "total creep" has to make a split-second decision about where to look if a babe is about to squat, lean over, sit up, etc. If he knows ahead of time that she is wearing a "thick" bra, he knows the chances are not good of seeing much if he gets a look down her top. In that case, he is better trying to see down her back for thong or butt crack action, and needs to angle his walk and look accordingly.

Guys who don't have this book probably wouldn't be on guard to do that, and could miss out on a golden opportunity. Whether she has a thong or regular panties on also makes a difference if she is bending over. That is why I review this, so that you have the ways to anticipate.

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I continue to enjoy the responses from readers/listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide", and plan to continue to answer e-mails here. You are welcome to give me your thoughts, positive or negative, at ic.london at live.com.

Danny H. of Georgia writes:

"Thank you so much for all of the tips! These really do work. Today, while at work a few of us had a meeting in our conference room which included a young hottie that happened to be wearing a v-neck shirt. She was already seated and before the meeting started I was pouring myself some coffee. I asked her if she wanted some. I brought it over to the table. Of course, not wanting to spill, I reached over her shoulder to place a coaster on the desk and then slowly and carefully put her cup of coffee down. I looked and she was watching the coffee to be sure nothing spilled. And I was able to get a great glance down her top! No one else caught on. I never would have thought of that if it wasn't for you. You're the best!"

You are welcome, Danny! That story is exactly why I decided to write "Total Creep" after more than 30 years of doing that sort of thing on a regular basis. It's good to know that opportunities like this are being taken advantage of.

Brandon T. of Massachusetts writes:

"Not only am I enjoying listening a little bit every day, but I wanted to thank you for the idea of sending the CD's in a promotions company envelope. By doing that, and billing me under that company name, my wife has no idea I am learning about checking out the young babes. She thinks I ordered a business presentation. I'm enjoying my drive to and from work when I get to listen for about 1/2 hour each day. This is already my third time through. I want to be the best creep ever! Plus, I wanted to thank you for the college babe idea. I never thought of that, and I have been working about 10 minutes away from one of the big schools in Boston. I have already enjoyed some butt crack action at lunch time, and I can't wait until the weather warms up."

You are also welcome, Brandon! We tried to think of everything when it comes to distributing this "valuable" information for guys only. Several other guys have commented about the college thing. The babe students sit down and don't care or don't realize the view from behind. May your weather be warmer.....

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Thanks for the nice notes about the photo page on Flickr. Meanwhile, some more questions from readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide".............

Mike M. of Ohio writes:

"You make a few references to seeing breasts and more of friends and family members' wives or girlfriends. Aren't you fearful of being 'caught'? I would think that could severely damage a relationship. I'm afraid to ever try that, and I have younger brothers with babes that look better than my wife does."

I understand the concern, Mike. That is why I also include the steps necessary, and I do mean necessary, toward reaching the point where you can see the goods. Your note did make me realize that my stories about this are throughout the book, rather than a chapter or segment specific to seeing friends and relative's wives or girlfriends.

You can certainly re-read or re-listen to the chapters other than "Safe At Home". The best advice I can give you is to learn and practice the techniques outside of your circle of friends and relatives. Get the confidence that you can see the goods on others. When you know how to get the best angle and have your techniques in gear, then you can work your way into your circle.

There is no limit to the amount of training you can get. Please see my response to one of the letters last week about how the babes are too covered up in cold weather. I'm sure you are having that in northern Ohio this time of the year. So put the time to good use. Walk behind the babes and do what you can to get an "over-the-shoulder" view. Even when she is wearing a turtleneck, scarf, or high collar outfit and you can't see a thing, you can develop the confidence to know that if there was a view down her top, you would have had it. You can't get enough practice. And you can have your story ready and get in the habit.


The sooner you develop the confidence and the knowledge that you can get the view you want, whether down a top or jeans, up a dress or robe, etc., the quicker you will be able to enjoy your brothers' young friends!

Les C. of Massachusetts asks:

"I saw the news articles about women protesting Facebook's policy of banning photos of breast feeding and how women have been sending them in. You mention in your book about seeing some babes breast feeding in public over the years. Where can I go to see for myself?"

Les, there isn't exactly a specific location to see any breast feeding, and if there were, I wouldn't think that guys would be welcome. The incidents I wrote about happened in public places, so as always, keep your eyes open. I don't (yet) have a Facebook account to search for these, but I sort of doubt that women would let me in as a friend so I could see their pictures, if they are allowed.

It is part of the reason to be on the lookout for young moms with babies or toddlers with them. They could be candidates for breast feeding, and again, I have seen some in very public places lift that shirt and let it show before that towel covers up. If not breast feeding, there is the possibility of bending or leaning over to attend to the child and getting a nice view down her top. Moms get so focused on their children they often forget the view they allow. Good luck!

Readers Can Get The Picture

Guys looking to become a fellow "Total Creep" continue to pass along some great ideas to me, and I appreciate it. I'm sure guys around the country will as well.

Those of you who have listened to or read the book know about some of my real life experiences seeing the babes. Along with my tips for getting the best angle and being in the right place at the right time. I had been wanting a way for guys to get the visual, and now I have one.

I joined the Flickr web site, which allows for the public posting of a series of photos. It's not like I could restrict to those who purchase the book, so these photos are there for the looking.

There are some great photo examples. A few guys have questioned me about seeing up a skirt when a babe is sitting on steps while walking up a stairway. Now I have a photo online which is taken from the angle I suggest you be at. Another photo shows a possible view when you walk behind and above a babe who is seated and can get a glance down her top. You can see why the grocery store can be a more enjoyable place than you could have imagined.

If you have listened to or read the book, these photos will definitely help for you to visualize and improve upon the tips you received. And if you haven't read the book, these photos will show you exactly the type of advice I give and how you can benefit.

Your feedback on this is also welcome. Check it out:

www.Flickr.com/photos/totalcreep/

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Keep 'em coming! I'm enjoying the feedback from guys who are or have listened to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" over the past few weeks.

Eugene C. of NJ writes:

"You give what seems like good advice about being able to check out college babes. Like you, I also really like to look at babes in the 18-25 age range. But you seem to indicate you still do this. You are obviously not a college student and do not work at a school. How do you do it?"

A fair question, Eugene. First, let me go back a few years before I began in my current situation. I have lived in big cities all of my life. Any big or medium sized city will have at least one, and usually more, college or university campuses within a half hour drive. I would become aware of where the campuses were and what was nearby.

Schools within city limits will be near a park (and if luck is on your side a beach), as well as a part of the city with bookstores, fast food restaurants, movie theaters, and other such places frequented by the local students. Those are available to anyone. (For example, this is the situation that led to the babe with the untied bikini top story in the book.)

When there is a big school away from the city but with a sprawling campus, there are reasons for "older" visitors, at least during the day when classes are in session. Some university libraries are open to anyone, and some offer unique or special research. I have actually called a university library to inquire and been told I could come and do research on a specific topic they have materials about which cannot leave the library. And then gone to do this "research" on a hot day.

Back when I was single, there were a few times I brought a few clothing items in a basket to a laundromat near a campus. If there were some college babes doing laundry (and not exactly dressed to the max), I would throw in a few items and stay. If not, I would put them back in the car and go somewhere else. You can definitely create your opportunities.

My current situation helps in this regard, but not everyone has these opportunities. Having step children of high school and college age enables me to visit college campuses in warm weather locations. In addition, the travel that I do professionally sometimes has me visiting and staying over in big cities. There are times when I have a choice of where to stay and will book a hotel in a college area.

Based on where you are writing me from, I know you can create numerous opportunities within an hour or two of your residence. Good luck!

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Bill of IL writes:

"I am enjoying listening to the book! But maybe I'm not quite getting your points. This morning I walked behind a babe sitting at a table reading. But when I got close enough to see down her top, I couldn't even see any of her bra. You make it sound as if I should have seen all there was to see. And this babe had a lot to see, if I could have. What gives?"

Thanks for writing, Bill. I saw on the weather that it was something like 10 degrees outside in Chicago this morning. Therein lies the problem. The babes are not as likely to let any skin show or wear as much thin or revealing clothing in the cold weather.

As I have mentioned, I have spent a few winters in cold weather cities. Chicago is a great one for checking out the babes most of the year. Based on my experience, you can keep trying to catch a break during the cold days, but they are fewer and further between.

What I do when I am in a cold weather location (I do travel a lot on business, so it still happens to me occasionally), I look at it as sort of a spring training. Keep my skills sharp.

Let the fact that you knew to get in position to see down that babe's top and would have seen (according to what you describe) if it were there for the viewing stand for something positive. The more you attempt it, the better you get.

Last week I was in Philadelphia for a couple of days during colder weather than I normally experience. I remember one situation where I was walking through a hotel lobby and I saw a totally hot babe seated and looking over to one side with her coat (overcoat) open. I then "just happened" to be walking behind her in the general direction of a restaurant menu, and could tell I was lined up to get a nice angle down her top. I couldn't tell how low it went from behind her.

I got the perfect angle looking down over her shoulders. However, it turned she was wearing a turtleneck shirt. So I couldn't see a thing. I feel your aggravation. But I look at this way. Had there been a view down her top, I would have had the best possible view. I thought about the hundreds of times I have walked behind or past a hottie and realized I should have been a couple steps further over to get a better view.

As I said, that trip to Philly turned out to be "spring training" for me. In your case, and for the majority of my readers, this is good training. Look at it that it is better to learn the best angles and strategy by your "mistakes". And when she is bundled up, you don't miss out on seeing the goods if you don't get a good angle. Plus, you don't have the pressure of being "caught". No one will suspect you looking when there is nothing to see.

One more thing, Bill. You didn't say, but if this babe was seated somewhere you walk by on a regular basis, maybe you will start noticing that she is there sometimes. Or perhaps other babes will be sitting there. If that is the case, you will be ready for the warmer days!

Perhaps this area you refer to is a place to check out some babes, and you could have your regular "walk through" each morning on the way to work to see what you can see.

So don't get discouraged, Bill. Keep training. The rewards will come.


Steve of New Mexico writes:

"I love your story about the balcony light being off and fooling that one babe into thinking you weren't home. I can see into a young couple's room from my balcony, but not that well without binoculars. The sliding door to the balcony is not clear so I can't see through it. But I'm on the top floor of my condo building and there is a side wall so that my neighbors along side couldn't see me. Is it worth the risk?"

I'm glad you asked, Steve. My answer is no it isn't. All it takes is for one person to see you from across the street or a roof top or something. Since you say you have a condo, it is not as though you could run away and hide. But I do have an idea.

I know it is probably warm or hot outside the majority time in New Mexico. I understand that the door to your balcony is not see-through. Here's what I suggest. If it isn't too riskly to let bugs or flies in, leave the door to the balcony open, and have the lights off in the room (which feeds onto the balcony). You can stand back from the balcony in the dark and then use the binoculars. You will probably sweat a bit, but if the view proves worth it, that is the safe way. This is probably better than the cold weather city I commented about where I had ice on the windows and was wearing a heavy jacket in my living room to look out an open window using binoculars.

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I continue to appreciate the comments and the feedback as you read or listen to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide". Keep 'em coming!

Don H. of Ohio writes:

"What suggestions do you have for the cold weather days? It's tough to see down a blouse when you can't even see the blouse because the babes are wearing sweaters and long coats."

Yes, that's the toughest part of winter. I have spent a few winters in the snow and cold, so I certainly understand. Even indoors such as malls and restaurants it is much more of a challenge. I do suggest keeping lookout in places such as the grocery store, where the babes could be there long enough to take off a long coat and walk around. Hopefully that includes bending over or squatting down. If you are able to see into any at home, they still have to change clothes, shower, and do the usual routine. I do have a funny memory of the time my windows were so iced up that I had to open one slightly to see out. There I was kneeling down by my living room window at home at night - wearing my heaviest jacket. A guy has to do what a guy has to do.

Dean V. of Ohio writes:

"Do that many guys really do these things? I thought I was the only one until I started listening to your book. You have absolutely nailed this topic, and it's about time."

Aw, shucks. For years I never gave it much thought until I started noticing other guys looking intently at the babes too. Then I saw them making some of the "mistakes" that I address in the book. I'll admit I wasn't sure how much of an audience there would be when I started writing this a couple of years ago. But I knew that if so many of the guys I know were anxious for this, there must be a market for it around the country. So far, so good.