Chuck of MD writes:
"I wanted you to know how much your advice helped me over the weekend. Even with all of the fantastic information in your book, I must thank you for the chapter about appearing to be composed when you see something great. If not for that, I'd be in a lot of trouble with my loved ones.
While visiting my daughter in the hospital over the weekend (and she is fine now and already home), I was seated along side of her and facing toward the next bed. In that bed was a very attractive (babe), probably early 20's. When I came in, she was resting on her side and her gown was open most of the way down her back. I couldn't see all the way down, but knew the chances were good she had nothing on underneath. Certainly no bra, but I wasn't sure about panties. She looked over toward us and said hello before sitting up and resting.
A few minutes later, I was getting ready to leave but still chatting with my lovely daughter. As luck had it, a nurse came in to check on the other girl's readings, and stood on the side in between my daughter's bed and hers. The (babe) then sat up and moved her legs over toward the side of the bed which was facing us. Sure enough, the gown came way up and open and I could easily see all the way up between her legs. Indeed, no panties!
My daughter was not always looking at me so neither of them could tell that I was trying to see what I could of the other (babe). But when she turned toward me and her gown opened up, that (babe) could tell that I saw what I saw.
Luckily, your book was totally on my mind. That was how I knew to watch where both my daughter and the other (babe) were looking to know when I could try to sneak a peek.
And I instantly recalled your story about your girlfriend's sister not wearing panties that time and how you handled it. Worked like a charm!
The other (babe) knew I saw. I somehow managed to do an Academy Award performance on the spot. I flashed a concerned look on my face, raised a hand as if to wave, and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I should leave" to her. The (babe) showed an exasperated look, realizing that I had seen her bush, and managed to say "I understand. Don't worry about it."
My daughter asked what happened, and I said that "Her gown almost came open" and that "I probably shouldn't be here". Then my daughter turned to the (babe) and apologized as well.
So I was able to finish up and leave right away with both of them (and the nurse) thinking I was truly sorry. As you can understand, the only thing I was sorry about was that I didn't get a longer look up her legs!
Your book made all of the difference. Not only did I realize I had an opportunity there, but I also knew how to get out of major ramifications without incident.
Have you had any similar hospital experiences like this? Or is this new territory, even for you?"
Thanks for sharing, Chuck. If my book were done as a class, you would be my best student. Glad you kept everything in mind from knowing only to look when the others were not and for acting as though you didn't mean to see what you saw. I understand how much "acting" was involved there!
Meanwhile, your hospital question is a tough one. Yes, I have had a nice sighting or two in a hosptial environment over the years. I did not and would not write about it. Young women in a hospital (or related medical enviornment) should not have to worry about us total creep guys lurking around. On one hand, it is difficult for me to endorse this enviornment as a "good" source for being a total creep. But on the other hand, I would have done the same thing as you did if the situation arose. And hopefully handled it as well as you did!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
He lowered the bar to see her
The readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to keep the comments and questions coming:
Armando of FL writes:
"You give the best advice. After your book I started looking up skirts all over again. It was just like you said. I saw a ton of panties, but just last night I was in a bar and noticed a babe about to sit on one of the couches wearing a tight skirt. Before she could position her drink over her legs I saw that she was not wearing panties and got a view of her beaver. I was trying to be nearby when she got up from the couch, but she had her legs crossed and kept them quite guarded. After the 3rd or 4th time I walked by, she gave me a pained look as if she knew that I knew and seemed to wait until I passed by completely before getting up. Then she didn't sit down for the remainder of the time she was there. Obviously, I wasn't going to leave before her! But your advice to keep looking was great."
While you are most welcome for the advice, Armando, I wish you had taken my advice about not letting on so easily. From what you described you are probably correct that she knew you saw all the way up. You should go back to my chapter about maintaining composure when you see something that good. You either had that look in your eye or on your face, or were too obvious when you were walking by and trying to look up her skirt and she caught on. Don't blow it for the rest of us total creep guys! Now she may well be wearing panties when she goes out to a bar, and we can't afford to lose even one of these babes to underwear.
Good move to be ready to look just as she sat down on the couch. Many bar couches (and even comfortable chairs) are set lower, and that is a great opportunity for us when babes are wearing skirts.
(Along those same lines, when babes sit like that and are wearing low rise jeans, maybe you can a view from behind or off to the side and catch some butt crack action. A side or back angle might also reduce your risk of being noticed looking there, especially when compared to the straight on view you had up the skirt.)
Yes, I understand from personal experience that it is difficult to keep a straight face and maintain composure after you see what you saw, or open breasts, etc. That does tend to make your day, especially after hundreds of panties shots until you see the real thing. I wish there was a practice field for this, but there isn't. Don't make it so obvious, Armando. It will lead to more of the same!
Armando of FL writes:
"You give the best advice. After your book I started looking up skirts all over again. It was just like you said. I saw a ton of panties, but just last night I was in a bar and noticed a babe about to sit on one of the couches wearing a tight skirt. Before she could position her drink over her legs I saw that she was not wearing panties and got a view of her beaver. I was trying to be nearby when she got up from the couch, but she had her legs crossed and kept them quite guarded. After the 3rd or 4th time I walked by, she gave me a pained look as if she knew that I knew and seemed to wait until I passed by completely before getting up. Then she didn't sit down for the remainder of the time she was there. Obviously, I wasn't going to leave before her! But your advice to keep looking was great."
While you are most welcome for the advice, Armando, I wish you had taken my advice about not letting on so easily. From what you described you are probably correct that she knew you saw all the way up. You should go back to my chapter about maintaining composure when you see something that good. You either had that look in your eye or on your face, or were too obvious when you were walking by and trying to look up her skirt and she caught on. Don't blow it for the rest of us total creep guys! Now she may well be wearing panties when she goes out to a bar, and we can't afford to lose even one of these babes to underwear.
Good move to be ready to look just as she sat down on the couch. Many bar couches (and even comfortable chairs) are set lower, and that is a great opportunity for us when babes are wearing skirts.
(Along those same lines, when babes sit like that and are wearing low rise jeans, maybe you can a view from behind or off to the side and catch some butt crack action. A side or back angle might also reduce your risk of being noticed looking there, especially when compared to the straight on view you had up the skirt.)
Yes, I understand from personal experience that it is difficult to keep a straight face and maintain composure after you see what you saw, or open breasts, etc. That does tend to make your day, especially after hundreds of panties shots until you see the real thing. I wish there was a practice field for this, but there isn't. Don't make it so obvious, Armando. It will lead to more of the same!
Friday, September 17, 2010
The best tips for young waitresses...........
Some of you know that even though very few people post publicly even though many read my updates, I get a good amount of private responses to my posts. Others ask questions but do not wish to have them published, which I most certainly respect.
This morning I received an interesting private response, which I am addressing without names, and that is understandable. A couple weeks back I published a nice note from a guy in Pennsylvania commenting about a “regular restaurant” waitress who apparently doesn’t wear much on top, and how he and his friends enjoy having lunch there and having her bring extra stuff to their table so they can enjoy the view down her top.
The writer pointed out that he felt I was in error to have published the name and general location of the restaurant. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I realized he is correct. I should not have published that with the names included. Then again, total creep guys will be guys. Why would this guy be so concerned?
It seems that he is a restaurant manager himself. The real reason he didn’t want even his initials posted is that he also told me that he understood exactly where the writer of the e-mail was coming from. He knows to hire hot babes to be the hostess or waitress, and to encourage them to “unbutton some more” if they want to see more tip money.
Let’s face it. Many guys don’t tip as well as women in restaurants. So as a service to female waitresses, especially those under 30 who are attractive, it looks like we have stumbled upon a way to increase your tip money. I have no shame in admitting that I have personally tipped better over the years when a hottie is waiting on me and leans over at the table with an extra button or two open or a loose fitting or lower cut top.
Why do I tip better under these circumstances? It is not because of getting to see a nice boob or bra view. So I don’t want to hear protests from less attractive women about this. There is another reason I tip better when this happens. It is because of the extra trips she is called upon to make at my table!
Sorry, but as of now I don’t have any such ideas for guys who are waiters to increase their tips. Anyone?
This morning I received an interesting private response, which I am addressing without names, and that is understandable. A couple weeks back I published a nice note from a guy in Pennsylvania commenting about a “regular restaurant” waitress who apparently doesn’t wear much on top, and how he and his friends enjoy having lunch there and having her bring extra stuff to their table so they can enjoy the view down her top.
The writer pointed out that he felt I was in error to have published the name and general location of the restaurant. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I realized he is correct. I should not have published that with the names included. Then again, total creep guys will be guys. Why would this guy be so concerned?
It seems that he is a restaurant manager himself. The real reason he didn’t want even his initials posted is that he also told me that he understood exactly where the writer of the e-mail was coming from. He knows to hire hot babes to be the hostess or waitress, and to encourage them to “unbutton some more” if they want to see more tip money.
Let’s face it. Many guys don’t tip as well as women in restaurants. So as a service to female waitresses, especially those under 30 who are attractive, it looks like we have stumbled upon a way to increase your tip money. I have no shame in admitting that I have personally tipped better over the years when a hottie is waiting on me and leans over at the table with an extra button or two open or a loose fitting or lower cut top.
Why do I tip better under these circumstances? It is not because of getting to see a nice boob or bra view. So I don’t want to hear protests from less attractive women about this. There is another reason I tip better when this happens. It is because of the extra trips she is called upon to make at my table!
Sorry, but as of now I don’t have any such ideas for guys who are waiters to increase their tips. Anyone?
Monday, August 30, 2010
Why guys need a lunch break every day.......
Don of PA writes:
“My co-workers and I owe you a round of thanks. Your book is so amazing about how us guys miss out on great opportunities all around. There is this hot little blonde waitress at Crystal’s in downtown Pittsburgh all summer wearing a lot of low cut and open tops. Even though she wears a bra, she has no idea of how much boob shows when she leans over to serve or pick up from our table. Or if she does know, it doesn’t bother her. We don’t care either way. The guys and I have been lunching there for months, and it wasn’t until I heard your book that I started to notice her.
Then I went ahead and told the other guys in the group. Now we are regulars there, and we know to ask for things so she keeps having to come by our table and lean over. We can’t see nipple, but we have all enjoyed the view all the way down her loose fitting bra. Definitely gets us all through the work day!! It’s worth the extra tip money to keep her excellent “service” coming our way. You’re the best!”
Chad of AZ writes:
“It took me several tries, but I finally see what you mean about checking down their tops even when you can tell they are wearing a bra. You were right! This totally hot college chick came into the store I work at last night. When she was leaning over to sign her charge form, her bra was so loose fitting that I could see some pink on top. I’m not sure if it was a flat nipple or that was as far as I could see, but if it hadn’t been for your book and your blog, I wouldn’t have known to be watching. And absolutely no one suspected me of looking, since I was conducting business as usual. You can publish this if you want, but the more important thing is to keep alerting guys about this.”
Thanks Don and Chad for the nice words. That’s the whole idea. As much as I would love to be everywhere a cute babe has something showing, I can’t be. Interesting that you both bring up something I have noticed more and more lately. Bras don’t seem to be as tight fitting as they once were. Maybe it is because we see them more and more. But more and more babes go out in public thinking their bra always covers up more than it really does.
There are 2 aspects to this to keep in mind. One is that the loose fitting applies more to the upper part of the boobs. When looking down a blouse or top going down from the shoulder, more and more bras are loose and you can see more of the top of a boob. In addition, many bras are lower cut on the inside and allow more skin to be open. I have noticed this more and more within the past year when looking in between the button holes of a shirt or blouse. It isn’t always bra anymore. More often I’m seeing skin until the bra takes over just before the nipple.
In addition, a lot more of the college age babes wear athletic bras under a shirt or top when out and about. They don’t realize that these are not tight and when the lean over you can see a good percentage of one or both boobs, depending on your angle.
Remember, guys, not to give up on looking just because she has a regular bra or an athletic bra on. The fit might not be what she thinks it is. Some boob is certainly better than no boobage at all. Even though I still prefer the era of the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s when more babes would not wear a bra at all. We wouldn’t get to see as much boobage, but would get to see nipple action much more often.
Thanks for writing! Feel free to send your Total Creep questions and comments to me, and let me know if it is OK to publish.
“My co-workers and I owe you a round of thanks. Your book is so amazing about how us guys miss out on great opportunities all around. There is this hot little blonde waitress at Crystal’s in downtown Pittsburgh all summer wearing a lot of low cut and open tops. Even though she wears a bra, she has no idea of how much boob shows when she leans over to serve or pick up from our table. Or if she does know, it doesn’t bother her. We don’t care either way. The guys and I have been lunching there for months, and it wasn’t until I heard your book that I started to notice her.
Then I went ahead and told the other guys in the group. Now we are regulars there, and we know to ask for things so she keeps having to come by our table and lean over. We can’t see nipple, but we have all enjoyed the view all the way down her loose fitting bra. Definitely gets us all through the work day!! It’s worth the extra tip money to keep her excellent “service” coming our way. You’re the best!”
Chad of AZ writes:
“It took me several tries, but I finally see what you mean about checking down their tops even when you can tell they are wearing a bra. You were right! This totally hot college chick came into the store I work at last night. When she was leaning over to sign her charge form, her bra was so loose fitting that I could see some pink on top. I’m not sure if it was a flat nipple or that was as far as I could see, but if it hadn’t been for your book and your blog, I wouldn’t have known to be watching. And absolutely no one suspected me of looking, since I was conducting business as usual. You can publish this if you want, but the more important thing is to keep alerting guys about this.”
Thanks Don and Chad for the nice words. That’s the whole idea. As much as I would love to be everywhere a cute babe has something showing, I can’t be. Interesting that you both bring up something I have noticed more and more lately. Bras don’t seem to be as tight fitting as they once were. Maybe it is because we see them more and more. But more and more babes go out in public thinking their bra always covers up more than it really does.
There are 2 aspects to this to keep in mind. One is that the loose fitting applies more to the upper part of the boobs. When looking down a blouse or top going down from the shoulder, more and more bras are loose and you can see more of the top of a boob. In addition, many bras are lower cut on the inside and allow more skin to be open. I have noticed this more and more within the past year when looking in between the button holes of a shirt or blouse. It isn’t always bra anymore. More often I’m seeing skin until the bra takes over just before the nipple.
In addition, a lot more of the college age babes wear athletic bras under a shirt or top when out and about. They don’t realize that these are not tight and when the lean over you can see a good percentage of one or both boobs, depending on your angle.
Remember, guys, not to give up on looking just because she has a regular bra or an athletic bra on. The fit might not be what she thinks it is. Some boob is certainly better than no boobage at all. Even though I still prefer the era of the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s when more babes would not wear a bra at all. We wouldn’t get to see as much boobage, but would get to see nipple action much more often.
Thanks for writing! Feel free to send your Total Creep questions and comments to me, and let me know if it is OK to publish.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
It ain't me babe
No, this photo and post are not of me:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bitchcakes/4912522143/
Just because the babe who wrote this called the guy a "total creep" doesn't mean that she knows about my book, "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or this blog.
But, guys, this is the sort of thing I write and talk about. As tempting as it can be at times, do not be taking photos where you can easily be seen doing so. At least not with an obvious camera.
Now, I'll admit that on only a few rare occasions I have snapped a photo of some "goods" with the camera in my cell phone. But in those instances I appear to be texting or checking messages and maintain an aggravated look on my face as if I am too distracted to notice a hot babe with something showing nearby.
And if I suspect that somebody might be approaching me, I would then hit the delete button and not take any chances.
I realize this sounds a contradiction, telling you guys not to do this, and then explaining how to, but I hope you understand the significance. You can see by the above link the mistake this guy made. Plus, we don't know that anything good was showing.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bitchcakes/4912522143/
Just because the babe who wrote this called the guy a "total creep" doesn't mean that she knows about my book, "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or this blog.
But, guys, this is the sort of thing I write and talk about. As tempting as it can be at times, do not be taking photos where you can easily be seen doing so. At least not with an obvious camera.
Now, I'll admit that on only a few rare occasions I have snapped a photo of some "goods" with the camera in my cell phone. But in those instances I appear to be texting or checking messages and maintain an aggravated look on my face as if I am too distracted to notice a hot babe with something showing nearby.
And if I suspect that somebody might be approaching me, I would then hit the delete button and not take any chances.
I realize this sounds a contradiction, telling you guys not to do this, and then explaining how to, but I hope you understand the significance. You can see by the above link the mistake this guy made. Plus, we don't know that anything good was showing.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Wish I had gone to Lollapalooza
If this is an indication of the crowd, I must make a note to be in Chicago next summer for this festival. Some major scoping of the babes hour after hour, if this is how it is.
I'd sure love to have had the job of taking these photos.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/around-town/events/The-Pretty-Ladies-of-Lollapalooza.html?__source=newsletter&optinfo=0008CD06AE01A10143992F002468FE22
Any of you total creep guys that took this in care to let us know how you liked it?
I'd sure love to have had the job of taking these photos.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/around-town/events/The-Pretty-Ladies-of-Lollapalooza.html?__source=newsletter&optinfo=0008CD06AE01A10143992F002468FE22
Any of you total creep guys that took this in care to let us know how you liked it?
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Nothing physical here, Becky
Becky A. of NJ writes:
"I can't believe that you go around acting as if it is perfectly OK to disrespect women and their right to privacy and encourage guys to do the same. You should be put away for good. Did it ever occur to you that other guys don't do this "as well" (as you put it) because they know better? Guys like you disgust me. No wonder you conceal your real identity And you can print this. Were you that guy that got busted in New York City? If not, you must know that creep."
Becky, Becky, Becky. You had better believe I'm printing this. First of all, I'm guessing you are referring to this story:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/08/10/2010-08-10_news_reader_helps_bust_train_perv.html
Let's get your facts straight. Nowhere, and I mean absolutely nowhere, in my book, audio book or any of my blog postings (TheTotalCreep.blogspot.com) did I or will I ever say anything positive about any male that actually touches a woman inappropriately and against her will. You fail to understand that such a disgusting act is NOT what I do, write about, or to some extent, teach. Guys like the one just arrested disgust me just as much.
While I will grant you that I can understand why women hate me because of what I write about, I do not encourage (or address) any physical contact whatsoever. Looking down the back side of a pair of low-rise jeans to see butt crack is not the same as actually touching a babe's butt inappropriately.
For the record, I'm glad to read about the arrest made in NYC.
Regarding the rest of your comments, as I have said before, just because I write about guys looking down tops and up skirts and spying on babes at home with binoculars doesn't mean I'm the only one who does this. The next time you see a babe walking down the street with half of her boobs on display, watch the faces of the guys she walks past. See where they are looking. Let me know how many of them are trying to sneak a peek down her top. Constantly. Then you'll know what I mean.
Yes, I conceal my identity. I do that for a number of reasons. One is personal security, since I prefer not to feel at risk if recognized, especially by women. (Even though my photo is on my blog page and Facebook page.) Another reason is that I am a professional who travels a lot and do not wish to have this possibly impact my business dealings, since many are decided by women. In addition, from a marketing position, the name I.C. London is a humorous tie-in with the subject matter.
So, yes, Becky, I have published your letter and responded to it. Please do not put me in a group with men who take inappropriate physical actions on a woman. It's like saying young girls caught sexting SHOULD have to register as sex offenders.
"I can't believe that you go around acting as if it is perfectly OK to disrespect women and their right to privacy and encourage guys to do the same. You should be put away for good. Did it ever occur to you that other guys don't do this "as well" (as you put it) because they know better? Guys like you disgust me. No wonder you conceal your real identity And you can print this. Were you that guy that got busted in New York City? If not, you must know that creep."
Becky, Becky, Becky. You had better believe I'm printing this. First of all, I'm guessing you are referring to this story:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/08/10/2010-08-10_news_reader_helps_bust_train_perv.html
Let's get your facts straight. Nowhere, and I mean absolutely nowhere, in my book, audio book or any of my blog postings (TheTotalCreep.blogspot.com) did I or will I ever say anything positive about any male that actually touches a woman inappropriately and against her will. You fail to understand that such a disgusting act is NOT what I do, write about, or to some extent, teach. Guys like the one just arrested disgust me just as much.
While I will grant you that I can understand why women hate me because of what I write about, I do not encourage (or address) any physical contact whatsoever. Looking down the back side of a pair of low-rise jeans to see butt crack is not the same as actually touching a babe's butt inappropriately.
For the record, I'm glad to read about the arrest made in NYC.
Regarding the rest of your comments, as I have said before, just because I write about guys looking down tops and up skirts and spying on babes at home with binoculars doesn't mean I'm the only one who does this. The next time you see a babe walking down the street with half of her boobs on display, watch the faces of the guys she walks past. See where they are looking. Let me know how many of them are trying to sneak a peek down her top. Constantly. Then you'll know what I mean.
Yes, I conceal my identity. I do that for a number of reasons. One is personal security, since I prefer not to feel at risk if recognized, especially by women. (Even though my photo is on my blog page and Facebook page.) Another reason is that I am a professional who travels a lot and do not wish to have this possibly impact my business dealings, since many are decided by women. In addition, from a marketing position, the name I.C. London is a humorous tie-in with the subject matter.
So, yes, Becky, I have published your letter and responded to it. Please do not put me in a group with men who take inappropriate physical actions on a woman. It's like saying young girls caught sexting SHOULD have to register as sex offenders.
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