Sunday, January 16, 2011

One way to increase attendance at schools

Just because this babe had posed naked for Penthouse, officials seem to be ignoring her qualifications (to teach, that is) and denying her a teaching position:

Here's what they should do. Hire her to teach in one of the schools with the lowest average attendance among boys. Once the word gets out that a Penthouse Pet is now teaching there, you'd better believe the guys would start to show up for her classes. And when they do, it's more money for the school system.

More money for the school system is supposed to mean better schools, and so on.

Hire her now, while she has a few good years left with those looks.

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