Friday, June 18, 2010

Keeping Barry abreast........

Barry of NJ writes:

"I also loved your book and learned a lot. You are so right about guys missing opportunities by not paying attention. I saw some good stuff right away that I would have missed without your help.

Just curious, though. You mentioned that you like all (breast) sizes. I thought every guy liked big ones a lot better, and that when it comes to (boobs) size matters. Do you really feel that way? Or is it because you want to enjoy what you see every day?"


Not exactly a book related question, Barry, but I'll answer it anyway. I tried to stay away from my personal preferences as much as possible when writing the book. However, I felt it important to reveal that I enjoy boobs of all shapes and sizes for a couple of reasons.

First, I do know that not every guy prefers the biggest ones. Some guys I have talked with fear that many of the 'big ones' are not natural, and they prefer natural. The smaller-boobed babes are most likely natural.

For the purpose of my Total Creep book, I wasn't about to focus on only the large sizes. The idea is that guys can enjoy all shapes and sizes. If you prefer big boobs, but can see a small chested babe walking topless, my hunch is that you would not turn away!

Second, big boobs can be tough for seeing nipples in public. When babes are not wearing a bra (which, unfortunately is all too rare these days), it is the smaller boobs that are more easily seen all the way down. I have enjoyed many a big boobed babe leaning over, but because there is so much boobage it can be tough to see nipple. Whereas a small breasted babe can lean over not as far and nipple action is there for the viewing.

Finally, I must admit that I also prefered the bigger ones much more when in my teens, 20's, and into my 30's. In the last 20 years I have come to appreciate smaller and medium ones a lot more. These days, I continue to enjoy the variety.

In fact, since writing the book, I have noticed that there are some flat or small chested babes that are more willing to wear see-through and lower cut tops than they used to. It's as if they decided to "fight" the big boobed babes by calling attention to what little they have by being more willing to let guys know what the nipples look like. Just a theory, however.

My book was not written only for guys who like big ones. It's for all guys to enjoy whatever sized boobs they like the most, and whenever possible.

Good question!!



Readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" are welcome and encourage to e-mail me with comments and questions. Let me know if you wish kept private or published with name withheld. ic.london at live.com

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

There's gold in them thar hills.......

J. C. writes:

“You were so right about playing a hunch if you can. I have gone to (withheld) Beach several times over the years, and was aware that some of the (babes) change to and from bathing suits in a secluded location very near the entrance to the showers. For years I sat back and wished there was a way to see in there, since it is actually an outdoor location, but the wooden fence surrounding is about 8 feet tall.

After I listened to your book, I went to that beach with a small group of guys and girls a couple of Saturdays ago. While waiting outside of the girls’ shower area, I noticed that there is a nearby hill and appeared to be a path going up toward the top. I had not paid attention to that before. On my own, I went back the next day (a Sunday), and took an innocent walk up on that hill with my backpack in place. Sure enough, it was not busy at all, since everyone was at the beach part. I ducked down behind a couple of trees and realized that with my binoculars I could see into some of the open area just outside of the women’s showers. Sure enough, I saw one (babe) walking out topless and another who changed and went naked, even though I only saw her from behind and got a butt view. She was very hot looking!

Per your advice, I only stayed about 10 minutes, and got those 2 good looks. It appears to be park property and not heavily supervised. I looked around to be sure there were no cameras or surveillance where I was, and I didn’t see anything. I believe that I appeared to be a guy taking a short hike up the hill and back. I could see where it could be suspicious if I spent hours up there, so I know that’s not a good idea. (Tempting as it is.)

I need your expertise. I know you have done some outdoor spying, but I also know how you caution others. I would like to go back on the hot days and stay there for maybe 15 minutes or so and see what I can. What do you suggest?”


First, J.C., I used your initials and took out your location, which I don’t usually do. As incredible as it may seem, I’m pretty sure I have been to that area in the past. It’s true there are some hotties in that area due to nearby college campuses, so I understand the urgency for you. Like you, I especially love checking out the babes in the college age group.

It is difficult for me to suggest continuing to do this, however, since I don’t have enough of a grip on the situation. But I do think your approach of only a few minutes is a good one. It shows me you listened to the book and heeded the advice. I can see where it would be tempting to set up shop and spend hours in the trees waiting for hotties to come out of the shower and/or change clothes thinking there is total privacy.

Here is my “if it were me” answer, but do so at your own risk. I would go mid-to-late afternoon on a busy day, and appear to have just gone to the men’s room and to be waiting for others. My backpack would be on and I’d be ready to go. When I would see a couple of hotties heading into the shower area, I would then look at my watch and look aggravated, as if I am waiting for others. Then I would shrug my shoulders as if I’m going to leave, and start walking. This way, no one will think anything of your walking away by yourself. I would head up the hill to those trees within the next few minutes and then hope to see those babes when they come out of the shower. (You would have a better idea of how much time you need to get to your spot, so plan accordingly.) I agree that you should keep it to a few minutes, and as tough as it is to do so, only once a day maximum. You don’t want people to see you there all of the time doing the same thing.

Also, my suggestion is to keep this a secret. You may think it’s no big deal to invite a friend to come along, but it would be. Seeing two guys go off and come back like that might seem unusual and could arouse suspicion. Plus, if you were to be caught, you would not want anyone else to know that you really were doing this.

I would do things such as have a CD player in my backpack, and then carry a loose CD that I didn’t need and I would roll it in the dirt. I’m sure you are asking what this has to do with spying on babes. Plenty. When you do leave your viewing spot a few minutes later (and hopefully with success), I would be walking out toward the pathway holding my “dirty” CD and looking upset as if it rolled down the path and was ruined. It is this type of move that can remove suspicion. Hopefully if anyone questions you, they would not check and find that you have binoculars with you. Yet, they can’t prove where you used them.

This is also why you should not have or use a camera. As I have stated numerous times already, you must not have any evidence of what you saw.

Let me know if you go ahead with this, and how it turns out. I will not publish any location or personal details. Good find, by the way. Maybe I’ll see you there one of these days!

NOTE: Readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guys' Guide" are welcome to e-mail me with questions and comments at ic.london at live.com. Let me know if you wish kept private.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Know her parking space

Reed of OH writes:

“I enjoyed listening to part of your book. Sorry, but I don’t understand how things like you watching the parking space of a (babe) who lives next door helps me to see a naked babe. Why so many of your personal experiences? I thought your book was supposed to be educational.”


While I value my readers (the paying customers), I must say I’m disappointed in that question. There is plenty behind my sharing of actual and personal experiences during my quest to see body parts of as many attractive babes as I can. The purpose was not to encourage you to find parking spaces or to do that without reason. Stories I shared such as that are among the ways I found to be able to see hot babes naked.

That story is another example. The babe I wrote about had an assigned parking space, which I could see from my window, and I knew which one it was. This way, I had an idea that she might be home if her car was there at night and would know to grab my binoculars and check. But the specific story was about seeing her come home and park late at night, knowing that the curtains were open into her bedroom, and that I had a strong chance to see her come home and get out of her clothes. If I hadn’t seen her park there, I probably would not have known to be watching at the exact moment she undressed.

Without that knowledge, it could have been hours checking her empty apartment hoping to be watching when she got home, or not knowing when she arrived at home and missing such a golden opportunity.

The chapter about monitoring babes who are married or live with guys is important for very much the same reason. It is easy for guys, not knowing this, to think there is a guy there so they won’t see anything. Not always the case. That’s why I shared several stories about babes parading around with little or even nothing on to please their man, not realizing that at least one other guy was also seeing her at the time.

What I share is not speculation, or what “could” happen. It is exactly what happened to let me see the babes. In many cases, I made it happen by knowing when and where to be looking. That is often a key to success when spying from home or a safe place to do so.


Trust me on this. Knowing, for example, that a hottie works late on Thursday nights and doesn’t get home until 10:30 can be quite valuable when she comes home tired, forgets to close the blinds, and immediately pulls that work uniform off. Otherwise, you would either have been watching her place for hours with no results, or have missed out on the opportunity.

Same goes for babes in public. It should help you to know to be on high alert when at the bottom of a stairway or when a babe with low rise jeans is about to sit or squat down and you can get a view. I’m not speculating. I’m sharing my specific experience from learning how to do so.

If I might ask, I hope you will listen again to the key chapters keeping this in mind. The experiences I share are because they are part of the “how to”.

Friday, April 23, 2010

How Chad's buddy could have kept his girlfriend

Chad of IN writes:

“I’ll admit it took me a while to understand how significant your advice is. That includes about not getting “caught” spying on the ladies and not having any evidence of what you have seen. It hit home because of a buddy of mine. His girlfriend was on his computer and found a photo he had of a topless chick. What made it so bad was that she recognized that it she was in her condo right across the driveway from his place and then checked the angle. She realized the photo had to be taken from his place. You are so right. If my buddy had not kept that photo and managed to get a look at her every now and then when his girlfriend wasn’t around, he wouldn’t be this miserable. Needless to say, she broke up with him, and he isn’t sure who she told about that photo. All I can say is a big thank you, and let you know how glad I am that I listened to your audio book. Better yet, my girlfriend has no idea about the young mom in the townhouse across the street from me who breast feeds her baby and is topless a lot when she is upstairs. You are the best!”

Thanks, Chad. That’s one of the main reasons I wrote the book. All of the stories about sexting lately further prove my point. If these guys would either instantly delete the photos of these girls or only show them to their buddies without forwarding and then delete them, few or none would have ever gotten into trouble over it. Your story is just another example. No one can prove what you see with binoculars.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dorm gold for Alan

Alan of VA writes:

"Just wanted to thank you for your help. I wrote you back last August about being in a dorm with a window in a door to a hallway leading into the girls' part of the dorm floor I'm on. Thanks! I followed your advice and after numerous attempts, I was able to catch a break last night. As you pointed out, there are not many opportunities to look without getting caught. It was after midnight last night and I came back from the library. No one was in the hallway and the men's dorm doors were all closed. I stood by that window to see down the hall on the women's side. After about 10 minutes, out came a girl (and I know who she is, and she is cute) who I guess had just taken a shower.


She came out of the bathroom holding her towel near her bottom and walked the other way from the door I was watching through to her room. I saw the side of her left boob at first, and then when she turned to walk down the hall I had a clear view of her butt and her naked body from behind. Then I saw a side view of her boob again when she walked into her room. So I immediately left and went into my room. If it wasn't for your advice, that might never have happened, or I could have been caught and embarassed or even worse. You're the best!"


Thanks, Alan. It's all in a day's work. Just remember to stay in control and not make a habit of this every night. I know there isn't much time left in the semester, but don't risk it. If that were me, I would try to be there around the same time the next week. Maybe she has a late class or something on that night of the week. I would doubt many other girls would chance that, so you might have caught the only one who would actually walk out into the hall, no matter what the hour. College dorms are a big risk for guys to take the chance, even if the rewards are good.

I also decided to go back and see your original note, and thought my readers might want to see that again:

http://thetotalcreep.blogspot.com/2009/08/total-creep-version-of-college-prep.html

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

She must not like very many men......

Linda of IL writes:

"I heard maybe 5 minutes of your chapter about looking down tops and cannot believe you haven't been locked up yet. Since then I have started to notice guys trying to look down my top when I have leaned over. I glared at one of them and he practically sprinted out of the lobby. What an invasion of privacy, but you seem to think nothing of it. No wonder you don't reveal where you live. You disgust me. Why do you hate women so much? We are so much more than what is under our clothes."


Linda, I'm sure you didn't expect to see my answer this, but I answer the readers and listeners of my book. It is not as though no male ever looked or tried to look down a shirt or up a dress until I came along. You'd be amazed at what guys will do when nudity is nearby, legal or otherwise. You see, I didn't invent or inspire it. My information is geared toward those who want to learn more about how to do it. It's the old saying, "Don't shoot the messenger".

You also don't take into account that some women are well aware they have a lot showing, especially in the last few years when necklines and collars opened up more than ever before. I didn't make them do that! Give us guys a nice view, and we'll take it.

More importantly, I don't "hate" women. I love them. I enjoy the female body to the point that I want to see millions of them and haven't gotten tired of seeing female body parts after nearly 40 years of looking every opportunity I can create. Sorry if I disgust you, but if you don't like every guy that wants to see what you and other young women look like naked, you'd have very little male company. Just because I don't adhere to your personal philosophies does not mean there is hate involved.

I can be reached at ic.london at live.com, and will answer reader/listener comments here if approved.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Picture This - A Total Creep Needn't Zoom In

Joe of MA writes:

“I’m totally enjoying your tips and your excellent insight into how to spy on the ladies from home. I never realized I could do that from my apartment until I listened to your book. It turns out I have found 3 units with chicks I can see into pretty well from my pad. Two are either married or living with guys, but I see what you mean about that not being such a bad thing. One of them loves to walk around topless for her man! But what I don’t get is how you seem to keep checking out the same babes night after night even after you have seen them naked several times. One of the babes I check out lives just across the walkway one level down. I know to turn off all of the lights in my living room as if I have gone to bed, wear dark clothing, and only open my blinds enough to see out clearly. I used my zoom lens and got a couple of great photos of her about a month ago. I was ready with the zoom one night when she came out of the bathroom with only a towel wrapped around and then stood by her mirror and did a strip tease, thinking no one could see her. It’s an awesome photo that looks as though she was posed that way for me with her bush in clear view. All I need to is look at that photo instead of risking getting caught night after night. Why don’t you do it this way?”


A fair question, Joe. But I’m ready for you on this one. First, as I always my fellow “total creeps”, it really is a good idea not to have any photos taken from your home on your phone, in your camera, or on your computer. Dude, that is evidence that could be used against you. If you see a babe with (pun intended) the naked eye, you have your wonderful memory or her, and no one else could prove that you saw anything or how you saw it. However, a photo taken from an angle that could be tracked back to your home and your camera could get you in big trouble.

I’m old enough to go back to the days of the instant camera that would print out a photo right as you took it. In those days you could hide the photo, but I would still worry about someone finding it in a drawer. I kept a few in a box of old tax papers where only I knew to find them, but I destroyed those before moving to be certain there would not be any evidence of the hours of spying I do and have done.

As I have pointed out recently, you see stories about guys getting arrested for sexting, when all they needed to do was show the photos to their guy friends (and not send them) and then delete them from their phone and there would not have been any evidence. While I can certainly appreciate the quality photos you got of that one babe, I would suggest you either print them and hide them with extreme caution, or delete them.

Yes, I do enjoy seeing some of the same babes naked week after week. Since I don’t take or keep photos, it keeps the memory of what she looks like fresh. I also enjoy the thrill of the chase, even after over 35 years of doing this. I enjoy knowing that I was there looking at 10:30 last night when she got undressed to get ready for bed, or whatever the scene is I get to witness. Quite often I only have, like you now do, only a couple of babes I can watch on a given night. I consider it quality instead of quantity.

Also, as addressed in the book, you never know when she will have a visitor and what could happen. I have enjoyed seeing a few of my subjects having friends or relatives over for a visit who are not aware of anybody being able to see in. Even though it was almost 20 years ago, I’ll never forget one young hottie who had her own apartment and had plenty of girlfriends over to visit, some overnight. Within about 3 months, besides seeing her naked numerous times, I also saw 2 of her friends stark naked and another one go topless. That was 4 different babes seen in just one room. Yet, if I had used only a photo of the babe that lived there, I would have missed out on seeing those other 3. That is reason enough for me.

In conclusion, my advice is to hide or destroy the photos, and keep watching with binoculars, or your zoom lens if it works well enough for you, but don't gather any evidence.

Readers and listeners of “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide” or this TotalCreep blog are welcome to e-mail me privately with questions at ic.london at live.com. The audio book is available via TotalCreep.com.