Kelly Rowland's Wonderful Wardrobe Malfunction

I'm not familiar with her music, but looks as though I would have enjoyed her concert:


http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/08/08/wardrobe-malfunction-nipples-flash-kelly-rowland/



Guys - will you go see her now?

'The Playboy Club' TV Show Draws Complaint Before It Starts

My oh my. Some "parents group" is complaining to NBC-TV about the upcoming "The Playboy Club" TV show and it hasn't even starting taping yet. As if the network could even show any true nudity?




http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/162129-parents-group-flags-nbc-show-for-nudity-clause




As if NBC not showing true nudity will stop kids from seeing it? It's not like NBC, CBS, or ABC can show nipple, butt, or bush. Other shows have shown healthy portions of boobs in the past couple of years. This new NBC show doesn't figure to be any different.


The next thing you know these type of "groups" will be complaining about the retailers showing babes modeling bras and panties in newspaper ads.


At least most of the boys in the 12 - 17 age range (from the time they start to notice girls and want to see all they can see) can often see almost as much on a regular basis when the girls in school wear the low necklines (even though most wear a bra) and some butt crack when they squat or sit down. They don't need to wait on NBC.


I wonder how many of these complaining parents are moms who enjoy Sex & The City, especially the HBO version and the movies in which there actually is some nudity from the main characters.

Addressing spying on the babes

Guys, this news story confirms my previous comments about not using cameras (whether video cam, cell phone, digital, etc.) when checking out babes. The guy in this crime in Minnesota was seen video taping, and if he is or was caught there would be evidence of his actions.

However, more significant to this story, in my opinion, is that the reporter gives the block on which this guy was doing his spying.

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=876226&catid=396


With the block being listed, and the photo of the hottie at the top of the story, this also gives total creep guys a more specific idea of where some college babes are. The reporter should have left the street name out of the mix.

But again, had the guy the authorities are looking for chose to use a camera. Otherwise, he could have appeared to be calmly walking down the street without incident. Let's hope they catch him!

She must not like very many men......

Linda of IL writes:

"I heard maybe 5 minutes of your chapter about looking down tops and cannot believe you haven't been locked up yet. Since then I have started to notice guys trying to look down my top when I have leaned over. I glared at one of them and he practically sprinted out of the lobby. What an invasion of privacy, but you seem to think nothing of it. No wonder you don't reveal where you live. You disgust me. Why do you hate women so much? We are so much more than what is under our clothes."


Linda, I'm sure you didn't expect to see my answer this, but I answer the readers and listeners of my book. It is not as though no male ever looked or tried to look down a shirt or up a dress until I came along. You'd be amazed at what guys will do when nudity is nearby, legal or otherwise. You see, I didn't invent or inspire it. My information is geared toward those who want to learn more about how to do it. It's the old saying, "Don't shoot the messenger".

You also don't take into account that some women are well aware they have a lot showing, especially in the last few years when necklines and collars opened up more than ever before. I didn't make them do that! Give us guys a nice view, and we'll take it.

More importantly, I don't "hate" women. I love them. I enjoy the female body to the point that I want to see millions of them and haven't gotten tired of seeing female body parts after nearly 40 years of looking every opportunity I can create. Sorry if I disgust you, but if you don't like every guy that wants to see what you and other young women look like naked, you'd have very little male company. Just because I don't adhere to your personal philosophies does not mean there is hate involved.

I can be reached at ic.london at live.com, and will answer reader/listener comments here if approved.

His date gave him a window of opportunity

The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to send in questions and comments..................


Eddie J. of OH writes:

"Thanks for producing this as an audio book. The announcing was great, and I learned a lot, especially about watching for opportunities that come up if you are a quick thinker. I have a success story to share from (Labor Day weekend) for you.

I had a 2nd date with a really hot looking girl with a great body. However, she didn't like the meal I suggested and after hitting a couple of bars she asked me to take her home. I understood and drove her to her condo and even walked her to the building entrance since it was after midnight. Just a polite hug and kiss, but I knew she wouldn't go out with me again and that was as far as I would get with her.

She went in and down the hallway to her ground level unit. I walked out of the entrance and toward the parking lot where I had parked. As I went around the corner I realized that I could see into her unit, and noticed that her kitchen blinds were not closed all the way. Sure enough, she had just gotten in and turned on the lights, and I could see in far enough to see down the hallway toward the entrance to her bedroom and a bathroom, maybe 15 - 20 feet away.

Then I remembered hearing your story about seeing a babe undress by doing that, and I looked around and didn't see anybody. I was legitimately walking to my car. So I stood there for a moment and kept looking. About 2 minutes later, I saw a shadow come toward the hallway. Then, there she was, walking toward the kitchen while taking off her bra. I got to see those great looking (boobs) bounce a couple of times. I could see her standing topless in the kitchen. She did something by the sink (I don't know what, but who cares) and then walked back to the bedroom, pulling her pants down on the way. As luck had it, she was wearing a thong, so I got a good view of her butt. Then she went into the bedroom and turned off the light. I knew not to chance it any further, thanks to your advice, so I left and went home. It was worth the date to see those (boobs) and not have to put up with her bitchy attitude. Thanks to you, I consider the night a success."

Quite a story, Eddie, but I am glad you got away with doing that. Yes, I have had a couple of situations like that myself and made the most of them. But in your case, I consider the risk to be higher. When I did it, I did not know who the babe was and had other "business" being outside of the apartment or condo. That makes a difference. You see, this babe knows who you are and why you were there. If she had seen you out there, or if someone else did and caught you, the babe would have realized you were out there watching her since minutes had passed since you left her. You might have been treated like a peeping tom and that has ramifications.

You need to understand that I do not in any way encourage or endorse any guy being a peeping tom. Standing outside looking into a window is exactly that. I realize it was late at night and you looked around and were careful, but you minimized the risk you took. Not a good idea since the babe knows who you are and why you were there (if you were caught).

When I struck gold under a similar situation, I was leaving a friend's place in the development and therefore had my story if caught and accused. My friend would have backed me up that I was leaving his place and I could show I was walking to my car. You would not have had that option. As odd as this seems, if you were leaving late at night and happened to see a babe you didn't know walking topless, you could have enjoyed the view, moved on quickly as you did, and had a "way out". I am glad you thought as you did and saw what you saw, but please be careful about taking risks like that in the future.

Here's hoping you get to see the next babe you date in the same room and not outside the window!

Reader and listener questions, stories, and comments are welcome at ic.london at live.com.

The land down under...........

The readers continue to write me at ic.london at live.com:

Jesse of Ohio writes:

"I don't get all of the time you spend talking about seeing panties. It is no big deal."

While I appreciate the comment, Jessie, I don't feel that I did. Panties are only part of the big picture. I explain about the importance of knowing what type of panties she has on. Whether she has "regular" or thong panties, or none at all, has an impact on what would be your best angle when she sits down, squats, or bends over. In addition, there is the practice of having the best angle up a skirt or shorts or down her jeans. Sometimes panties don't cover everything. Sometimes she won't be wearing panties and you will have the best possible angle and view.

I also discuss ways to get to know the panties habits of babes you see on a regular basis. It can help for positioning when you already know what to expect.

To me, it is like in football practice when players on offense do drills to tackle an opponent after a fumble recovery or interception. You don't want for that to occur, but at some point it will, and you want to be ready for it.

My point, with all due respect, is that it is not about seeing panties. It is about what you do and did to see them.

A little bit of defense.............

More questions and comments from those who have read or listened to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" and e-mail me at ic.london at live.com:

Rhonda of South Carolina writes:

"My husband told me about this book, but I'll admit I only heard about 10 minutes of it. From what I heard and what he told me, you talk a lot about women of college age and into their 20's. I am in my mid-30's and consider myself to be in great shape and still turning heads. But according to you, no guys would pay attention to me. What about us "older" women?"

A fair question, Rhonda. I'll admit you have a point there. It wasn't until seeing some of these questions after the book was out that I realized that. I have recently pointed out in this blog that I'm sure I have checked out some women who are in the 30's or maybe early 40's, just as I have probably checked out some that are too young. It is how they look.

In my defense, I wrote a lot about those who are students and into their 20's because they tend to show more and be what I call more accessible than women in their 30's. But that is a general comment. The younger women spend more time going to concerts and festivals, to the beach, and being around and about where I (and other guys) are on the lookout.

Back when I was in school and then in my 20's, I had my "cutoff" and wasn't interested in checking out women that I estimated to be over 30. I never meant to discriminate. (It's almost as though I can't even say this anymore.) Just a personal preference. As a result, that is where many of my experiences came from.

I'll be honest. Now that I am near 50, I still prefer to check out babes who look to be younger than mid-30's. My wife's friends and mostly in their 40's and I simply don't have the same level of interest in looking at them as I used to. In a couple of instances, I have had to be careful where I look when they have been around with daughters of college age. However, when I was in my 20's, I remember checking out and seeing some views of my friends' wives and girlfriends.

I wrote about what worked for me and the various techniques I used. They happen to have been used for younger women. No offense intended.

Keeping abreast of the readers' thoughts.........

Again, thanks for the great feedback about "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide". You can write me at ic.london at live.com. I'll try to respond to as many as I can here.

Arnie C. of Minnesota writes:

"Your audio book is awesome. My brother sent it to me here at college. I have been listening while in the workout area on campus and actually have been watching some babes while listening to you. (Note - I don't narrate the book. Ken Collier does and is excellent!) The best part was yesterday afternoon when I finished working out. I was walking up the outside stairway back to my dorm when I noticed a (female student) sitting on the stairs wearing a skirt. I was able to get a good angle looking all the way up. Then I took your advice and casually turned around after going up past her and got to see a bit of her butt. Never would have thought of that if not for you! Why did you take so long to publish this?"

Thanks, Arnie. A long question, but I appreciate that. I can answer you by saying, again, that it is experiences such as yours that are the reason I 'finally' put this out. There have been many instances where I have been able to see the goods on a babe when there are other guys around who could also enjoy but aren't paying enough attention to realize it. It's not like I can stand there and wave and point to guys I don't know to come and take a look.

Eddie O. of Indiana writes:

"I enjoyed hearing your book as much as everyone else seems to be. But I'm fascinated with the number of experiences you have had seeing (breasts). I have been able to see a lot of bra, but am not getting anywhere with all of the (breast). What gives?"

There are no guarantees in life, Eddie. What gives seems to be the fashion lords. On one side, more and more young ladies wear tops which reveal a ton of skin. Sometimes even to work and to school, which never was acceptable until the past few years. And often even more revealing when out socially. The down side to that is that it increases their need to protect some or most of their breasts. Showing bra straps and even the top inch of bra isn't even questioned anymore.

While it is most enjoyable to more easily see a lot of skin and get more easy looks down into a bra, this fashion trend has significantly increased the percentage of young ladies who wear a bra most or all of the time.

Until this decade, it seemed that more young ladies would not wear a bra but not wear tops that were revealing. It was during those times that my "full" breast sightings were more common. When she would lean over and not realize her collar came down enough to give a quick look all the way down. Or be seated where I could walk by and get a nice glance down over her shoulder and see it all. Especially in warm weather hubs such as Los Angeles, Miami, and others where a summer stroll would totally make your day.

So to answer your question, seeing all of the breasts is much more of a challenge because of the percentage who now wear a bra. Hopefully that will change back in the next couple of years. However, the trade off has been the shorter tops and t-shirts that allow for so many panties and butt crack views. I would say I saw maybe 3 or 4 butt views in public over the 20+ years of looking until this decade. In the past couple of years, to me it is as if the butt views and full breast views have almost switched places.

And I hear what you are saying. The last couple of summers, I have noticed that the few babes not wearing a bra are wearing something not as revealing and it takes a break such as leaning over or a loose collar while seated for me to be able to see in. We all have no choice but to wait and see what the trends are.

Technology and the Creep

Your comments as you listen to or read "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to be appreciated, at ic.london at live.com. Will continue to answer as many as I can......

Reese K. of Tennessee asks:

"Why do you comment about technology in the book when so many of your stories go back years ago, before this technology existed?"

Thanks for asking, Reese. It is with very good reason that I mention technology in the book. In fact, Ken Collier (my announcer for the Audio CD's) helped me add a bit more while we were finishing up.

The Ipod (MP3 player) and cell phones actually help us "total creeps" when it comes to checking out the babes while out and about. These days, no one will question anyone who stops for a moment while walking to use or "adjust" their hand held device. Could be a Blackberry, cell phone, MP3 player, or whatever. It fits into the strategy of the day, now. I only wish I had something like this years ago when I was going to school and later was regularly in a college campus area.

You can appear to be oblivious to your surroundings when doing this, as if you just received a text message, are doing a text, or are searching for the next song you want to hear. You can use that to your advantage.

I just came back to my office from lunch before seeing your e-mail. While walking back through a food court, I was walking behind a babe wearing a t-shirt which did not come down to the belt loops on her jeans, and she was not wearing a belt. (A good sign!) She had just picked up her food and was headed toward the seating area. I was walking behind her and pulled my MP3 player out of my shirt pocket and appeared to be searching. I slowed down my walk. Just as the babe was sitting down, I stopped for a moment just behind her. Turned out she had panties on and they covered her entire butt crack when she sat. But I walked ahead knowing I had the right timing and the best angle had there been something to see.

Yet, anyone else in that food court that might have seen me figured some middle-aged guy was figuring out his MP3 player. Years ago, I didn't have that option. Hooray for technology!

Since this technology is a part of our lives, you bet I want to incorporate that into the daily life of a Total Creep!

More readers write.............

I continue to appreciate the comments and the feedback as you read or listen to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide". Keep 'em coming!

Don H. of Ohio writes:

"What suggestions do you have for the cold weather days? It's tough to see down a blouse when you can't even see the blouse because the babes are wearing sweaters and long coats."

Yes, that's the toughest part of winter. I have spent a few winters in the snow and cold, so I certainly understand. Even indoors such as malls and restaurants it is much more of a challenge. I do suggest keeping lookout in places such as the grocery store, where the babes could be there long enough to take off a long coat and walk around. Hopefully that includes bending over or squatting down. If you are able to see into any at home, they still have to change clothes, shower, and do the usual routine. I do have a funny memory of the time my windows were so iced up that I had to open one slightly to see out. There I was kneeling down by my living room window at home at night - wearing my heaviest jacket. A guy has to do what a guy has to do.

Dean V. of Ohio writes:

"Do that many guys really do these things? I thought I was the only one until I started listening to your book. You have absolutely nailed this topic, and it's about time."

Aw, shucks. For years I never gave it much thought until I started noticing other guys looking intently at the babes too. Then I saw them making some of the "mistakes" that I address in the book. I'll admit I wasn't sure how much of an audience there would be when I started writing this a couple of years ago. But I knew that if so many of the guys I know were anxious for this, there must be a market for it around the country. So far, so good.

The Book Is Out !!

Finally! Almost 2 months later than I had originally thought, but I'm now thinking it is well worth the wait.

"Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" by I. C. London is now available as an Audio Book on CD. Actually it takes 4 CD's and nearly 5 hours of narration to tell the whole story!!

Ken Collier did an amazing job of narrating the story. He added a big amount to the stories. I'm pumped about this.

The idea of doing this as an audio book makes so much sense. Guys can purchase the CD's, put them on their Ipod and listen to their heart's content. And the wife or girlfriend will never know. In fact, I have a few stories about how I would appear to be a gentleman and let my girlfriend walk a step or two in front of me when we were out, and have my arm by her back or shoulder as if I am there to guide her. My real reason for doing this was so that she couldn't see where my eyes were looking and would keep me from bumping into someone or something while scoping out a hot babe walking toward me or along side.

I realized a few years ago that no guy had written anything thorough enough about girl watching. It has been somewhere between a hobby and an obsession with me over the years. I figured someone has to do it.

There are photos, an excerpt, and a special sale price up at www.TotalCreep.com . I hope you guys will check it out!