No, this photo and post are not of me:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bitchcakes/4912522143/
Just because the babe who wrote this called the guy a "total creep" doesn't mean that she knows about my book, "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or this blog.
But, guys, this is the sort of thing I write and talk about. As tempting as it can be at times, do not be taking photos where you can easily be seen doing so. At least not with an obvious camera.
Now, I'll admit that on only a few rare occasions I have snapped a photo of some "goods" with the camera in my cell phone. But in those instances I appear to be texting or checking messages and maintain an aggravated look on my face as if I am too distracted to notice a hot babe with something showing nearby.
And if I suspect that somebody might be approaching me, I would then hit the delete button and not take any chances.
I realize this sounds a contradiction, telling you guys not to do this, and then explaining how to, but I hope you understand the significance. You can see by the above link the mistake this guy made. Plus, we don't know that anything good was showing.
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Why he saw his sister's boob.........
The readers, and sometimes relatives of readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to e-mail me at ic.london at live.com:
Carrie G. of OH writes:
“My younger brother came home from college and had heard your audio book. That is his decision, but it’s how I found out that has me freaked out. He told me that he saw one of my (boobs) last night while we were out at dinner, and he was concerned because he knew I wouldn’t like other guys being able to see them too. After we got home, he showed me in private how he did that, and then told me all about your book and how other guys do the same thing. I must say I was shocked. This was maybe the 3rd time all year I went out without a bra, since we are having this heatwave. He was able to look down my open sleeve and convinced me he saw nipple. I can’t believe you would do this to women. I take it you do not have a sister? Or a female cousin? Is your family a bunch of nudists? Why do you do this?”
As I continue to explain, I was not the first guy to check out the babes. It has nothing to do with my family or personal life, thank you. Since you resent what your brother saw this much, I would say that he did you a major favor. It looks like you will take additional steps to prevent guys from seeing your boobs from here on. Heck, I should be on your brother’s case for ruining the opportunity.
After all, I didn’t tell you not to wear a bra, and then wear a sleeveless top which sometimes gives guys a full view. If your brother wasn’t interested in seeing, he wouldn’t have listened to my audio book. Him, me, and plenty of other guys. Again, I’m here to tell you that the bro did you a favor by telling you. Maybe he didn’t have to go into detail about what he saw, but it obviously drove the point across. I’m not sure too many brothers would do that to a sister, or even care to see her boobs. But guys will be guys.
Frankly, I have been amazed over the years at the number of babes who wear sleeveless or open sleeve tops and don’t think guys can see down when they get the right angle. But I’m glad they do.
Carrie G. of OH writes:
“My younger brother came home from college and had heard your audio book. That is his decision, but it’s how I found out that has me freaked out. He told me that he saw one of my (boobs) last night while we were out at dinner, and he was concerned because he knew I wouldn’t like other guys being able to see them too. After we got home, he showed me in private how he did that, and then told me all about your book and how other guys do the same thing. I must say I was shocked. This was maybe the 3rd time all year I went out without a bra, since we are having this heatwave. He was able to look down my open sleeve and convinced me he saw nipple. I can’t believe you would do this to women. I take it you do not have a sister? Or a female cousin? Is your family a bunch of nudists? Why do you do this?”
As I continue to explain, I was not the first guy to check out the babes. It has nothing to do with my family or personal life, thank you. Since you resent what your brother saw this much, I would say that he did you a major favor. It looks like you will take additional steps to prevent guys from seeing your boobs from here on. Heck, I should be on your brother’s case for ruining the opportunity.
After all, I didn’t tell you not to wear a bra, and then wear a sleeveless top which sometimes gives guys a full view. If your brother wasn’t interested in seeing, he wouldn’t have listened to my audio book. Him, me, and plenty of other guys. Again, I’m here to tell you that the bro did you a favor by telling you. Maybe he didn’t have to go into detail about what he saw, but it obviously drove the point across. I’m not sure too many brothers would do that to a sister, or even care to see her boobs. But guys will be guys.
Frankly, I have been amazed over the years at the number of babes who wear sleeveless or open sleeve tops and don’t think guys can see down when they get the right angle. But I’m glad they do.
Monday, June 28, 2010
This total creep likes the 40+ women.......
Everett J. of OH writes:
"Count me among those who totally love your audio book. Great idea to put it on my (MP3 player). I even thought to rename the file so that if my girlfriend happens to check the playlist she wouldn't notice it. I do want to ask you about the age factor. You comment mostly about gals of college age or into their 20's. I enjoy checking out the ladies over 40 up to maybe mid-50's. This seems to be more of a challenge than you indicate. What suggestions do you have?"
Good question, Everett. When it comes to being on the lookout for naked women, age does matter. When it comes to 40+, you have to take the good with the bad in terms of your techniques.
When out in public, the "good" is that women of that age generally do not get looked over nearly as much as the younger babes. Therefore they might not suspect you trying to glance down a shirt or wherever opportunity knocks. While not nearly the percentage of younger babes that do so, there are some who leave the shirt open another button or wear a loose fitting top.
However, it is practically a one in a million shot to find a 40+ not wearing a bra or even totally revealing her bra. (Frankly, it's getting to be a challenge to find younger ones not wearing a bra these days.) The 40+ women do not want boobs hanging or bouncing, and especially tend to keep more of the hip area covered. Not as many wear low rise jeans with shorter shirts compared with the younger babes. Butt crack views are pretty rare in this group. The exceptions are generally those few who still look like they are age 30 and who keep the young appearance. (My guess is that you don't pay much attention to them anyway.)
My suggestion for when out in public is to do what I call "situational looking". Again, the majority of 40+ women do not dress to reveal. I would go into upscale retailers or department stores rather than hang at a park or street corners. Although I don't "check out" 40+ women very often, I have found that the best opportunities for a good look come from situations such as bending over. Watch for 40+ women working at counters where they have to lean over to get a bag or to reach for a receipt.
For example, find one working the register at the grocery store, get in her line, and then wait for when she leans over for a bag. Better yet, maybe she needs to mark a coupon and leans over to do so on the counter, giving you a nice view, even if it is always bra.
These older women always wear panties, and usually ones that cover them much more than the younger babes. Even butt crack is tough to come by, so my thinking is to concentrate on the boobs.
When spying on 40+ women who are at home, there are also a few different guidelines. You are much better off to find one who lives alone or with female roommates. As I point out in "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide", the younger babes living with boyfriend or husband will often walk around with little or nothing on to please her man. However, the 40+ women tend to be much more covered up even in the privacy of home when the man is around.
It is when they are alone or only with other women that you stand a better chance to see some partially or fully naked action. That is probably the most important difference to keep in mind when seeking to look at 40+ women.
Your best find would be a 40+ woman who is divorced and on her own that has one or more daughters living with her. I have been fortunate enough to see a few of these situations over the years, and that definitely works. One of my favorite instances was when I could see into both bedrooms (and entrances to their bathrooms) of a unit where a mother (probably about 40 or 42) lived with her teen daughter. I saw both of them stark naked in their respective bedrooms, mainly because neither closed the door since it was only the other one living there. Several times one or both would forget to close the curtains and, of course, not be aware that anyone was looking at them through binoculars.
You are correct that I had not gone into this in my book, and I apologize for that. I tend to focus on the babes in the 18 to 30 range. That is partially because that continues to be my preference, and partially because this is what guys have been telling me is their preference for many years.
I hope this helps. And, please, Everett, let me know how you do!
"Count me among those who totally love your audio book. Great idea to put it on my (MP3 player). I even thought to rename the file so that if my girlfriend happens to check the playlist she wouldn't notice it. I do want to ask you about the age factor. You comment mostly about gals of college age or into their 20's. I enjoy checking out the ladies over 40 up to maybe mid-50's. This seems to be more of a challenge than you indicate. What suggestions do you have?"
Good question, Everett. When it comes to being on the lookout for naked women, age does matter. When it comes to 40+, you have to take the good with the bad in terms of your techniques.
When out in public, the "good" is that women of that age generally do not get looked over nearly as much as the younger babes. Therefore they might not suspect you trying to glance down a shirt or wherever opportunity knocks. While not nearly the percentage of younger babes that do so, there are some who leave the shirt open another button or wear a loose fitting top.
However, it is practically a one in a million shot to find a 40+ not wearing a bra or even totally revealing her bra. (Frankly, it's getting to be a challenge to find younger ones not wearing a bra these days.) The 40+ women do not want boobs hanging or bouncing, and especially tend to keep more of the hip area covered. Not as many wear low rise jeans with shorter shirts compared with the younger babes. Butt crack views are pretty rare in this group. The exceptions are generally those few who still look like they are age 30 and who keep the young appearance. (My guess is that you don't pay much attention to them anyway.)
My suggestion for when out in public is to do what I call "situational looking". Again, the majority of 40+ women do not dress to reveal. I would go into upscale retailers or department stores rather than hang at a park or street corners. Although I don't "check out" 40+ women very often, I have found that the best opportunities for a good look come from situations such as bending over. Watch for 40+ women working at counters where they have to lean over to get a bag or to reach for a receipt.
For example, find one working the register at the grocery store, get in her line, and then wait for when she leans over for a bag. Better yet, maybe she needs to mark a coupon and leans over to do so on the counter, giving you a nice view, even if it is always bra.
These older women always wear panties, and usually ones that cover them much more than the younger babes. Even butt crack is tough to come by, so my thinking is to concentrate on the boobs.
When spying on 40+ women who are at home, there are also a few different guidelines. You are much better off to find one who lives alone or with female roommates. As I point out in "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide", the younger babes living with boyfriend or husband will often walk around with little or nothing on to please her man. However, the 40+ women tend to be much more covered up even in the privacy of home when the man is around.
It is when they are alone or only with other women that you stand a better chance to see some partially or fully naked action. That is probably the most important difference to keep in mind when seeking to look at 40+ women.
Your best find would be a 40+ woman who is divorced and on her own that has one or more daughters living with her. I have been fortunate enough to see a few of these situations over the years, and that definitely works. One of my favorite instances was when I could see into both bedrooms (and entrances to their bathrooms) of a unit where a mother (probably about 40 or 42) lived with her teen daughter. I saw both of them stark naked in their respective bedrooms, mainly because neither closed the door since it was only the other one living there. Several times one or both would forget to close the curtains and, of course, not be aware that anyone was looking at them through binoculars.
You are correct that I had not gone into this in my book, and I apologize for that. I tend to focus on the babes in the 18 to 30 range. That is partially because that continues to be my preference, and partially because this is what guys have been telling me is their preference for many years.
I hope this helps. And, please, Everett, let me know how you do!
Friday, June 18, 2010
Keeping Barry abreast........
Barry of NJ writes:
"I also loved your book and learned a lot. You are so right about guys missing opportunities by not paying attention. I saw some good stuff right away that I would have missed without your help.
Just curious, though. You mentioned that you like all (breast) sizes. I thought every guy liked big ones a lot better, and that when it comes to (boobs) size matters. Do you really feel that way? Or is it because you want to enjoy what you see every day?"
Not exactly a book related question, Barry, but I'll answer it anyway. I tried to stay away from my personal preferences as much as possible when writing the book. However, I felt it important to reveal that I enjoy boobs of all shapes and sizes for a couple of reasons.
First, I do know that not every guy prefers the biggest ones. Some guys I have talked with fear that many of the 'big ones' are not natural, and they prefer natural. The smaller-boobed babes are most likely natural.
For the purpose of my Total Creep book, I wasn't about to focus on only the large sizes. The idea is that guys can enjoy all shapes and sizes. If you prefer big boobs, but can see a small chested babe walking topless, my hunch is that you would not turn away!
Second, big boobs can be tough for seeing nipples in public. When babes are not wearing a bra (which, unfortunately is all too rare these days), it is the smaller boobs that are more easily seen all the way down. I have enjoyed many a big boobed babe leaning over, but because there is so much boobage it can be tough to see nipple. Whereas a small breasted babe can lean over not as far and nipple action is there for the viewing.
Finally, I must admit that I also prefered the bigger ones much more when in my teens, 20's, and into my 30's. In the last 20 years I have come to appreciate smaller and medium ones a lot more. These days, I continue to enjoy the variety.
In fact, since writing the book, I have noticed that there are some flat or small chested babes that are more willing to wear see-through and lower cut tops than they used to. It's as if they decided to "fight" the big boobed babes by calling attention to what little they have by being more willing to let guys know what the nipples look like. Just a theory, however.
My book was not written only for guys who like big ones. It's for all guys to enjoy whatever sized boobs they like the most, and whenever possible.
Good question!!
Readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" are welcome and encourage to e-mail me with comments and questions. Let me know if you wish kept private or published with name withheld. ic.london at live.com
"I also loved your book and learned a lot. You are so right about guys missing opportunities by not paying attention. I saw some good stuff right away that I would have missed without your help.
Just curious, though. You mentioned that you like all (breast) sizes. I thought every guy liked big ones a lot better, and that when it comes to (boobs) size matters. Do you really feel that way? Or is it because you want to enjoy what you see every day?"
Not exactly a book related question, Barry, but I'll answer it anyway. I tried to stay away from my personal preferences as much as possible when writing the book. However, I felt it important to reveal that I enjoy boobs of all shapes and sizes for a couple of reasons.
First, I do know that not every guy prefers the biggest ones. Some guys I have talked with fear that many of the 'big ones' are not natural, and they prefer natural. The smaller-boobed babes are most likely natural.
For the purpose of my Total Creep book, I wasn't about to focus on only the large sizes. The idea is that guys can enjoy all shapes and sizes. If you prefer big boobs, but can see a small chested babe walking topless, my hunch is that you would not turn away!
Second, big boobs can be tough for seeing nipples in public. When babes are not wearing a bra (which, unfortunately is all too rare these days), it is the smaller boobs that are more easily seen all the way down. I have enjoyed many a big boobed babe leaning over, but because there is so much boobage it can be tough to see nipple. Whereas a small breasted babe can lean over not as far and nipple action is there for the viewing.
Finally, I must admit that I also prefered the bigger ones much more when in my teens, 20's, and into my 30's. In the last 20 years I have come to appreciate smaller and medium ones a lot more. These days, I continue to enjoy the variety.
In fact, since writing the book, I have noticed that there are some flat or small chested babes that are more willing to wear see-through and lower cut tops than they used to. It's as if they decided to "fight" the big boobed babes by calling attention to what little they have by being more willing to let guys know what the nipples look like. Just a theory, however.
My book was not written only for guys who like big ones. It's for all guys to enjoy whatever sized boobs they like the most, and whenever possible.
Good question!!
Readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" are welcome and encourage to e-mail me with comments and questions. Let me know if you wish kept private or published with name withheld. ic.london at live.com
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Know her parking space
Reed of OH writes:
“I enjoyed listening to part of your book. Sorry, but I don’t understand how things like you watching the parking space of a (babe) who lives next door helps me to see a naked babe. Why so many of your personal experiences? I thought your book was supposed to be educational.”
While I value my readers (the paying customers), I must say I’m disappointed in that question. There is plenty behind my sharing of actual and personal experiences during my quest to see body parts of as many attractive babes as I can. The purpose was not to encourage you to find parking spaces or to do that without reason. Stories I shared such as that are among the ways I found to be able to see hot babes naked.
That story is another example. The babe I wrote about had an assigned parking space, which I could see from my window, and I knew which one it was. This way, I had an idea that she might be home if her car was there at night and would know to grab my binoculars and check. But the specific story was about seeing her come home and park late at night, knowing that the curtains were open into her bedroom, and that I had a strong chance to see her come home and get out of her clothes. If I hadn’t seen her park there, I probably would not have known to be watching at the exact moment she undressed.
Without that knowledge, it could have been hours checking her empty apartment hoping to be watching when she got home, or not knowing when she arrived at home and missing such a golden opportunity.
The chapter about monitoring babes who are married or live with guys is important for very much the same reason. It is easy for guys, not knowing this, to think there is a guy there so they won’t see anything. Not always the case. That’s why I shared several stories about babes parading around with little or even nothing on to please their man, not realizing that at least one other guy was also seeing her at the time.
What I share is not speculation, or what “could” happen. It is exactly what happened to let me see the babes. In many cases, I made it happen by knowing when and where to be looking. That is often a key to success when spying from home or a safe place to do so.
Trust me on this. Knowing, for example, that a hottie works late on Thursday nights and doesn’t get home until 10:30 can be quite valuable when she comes home tired, forgets to close the blinds, and immediately pulls that work uniform off. Otherwise, you would either have been watching her place for hours with no results, or have missed out on the opportunity.
Same goes for babes in public. It should help you to know to be on high alert when at the bottom of a stairway or when a babe with low rise jeans is about to sit or squat down and you can get a view. I’m not speculating. I’m sharing my specific experience from learning how to do so.
If I might ask, I hope you will listen again to the key chapters keeping this in mind. The experiences I share are because they are part of the “how to”.
“I enjoyed listening to part of your book. Sorry, but I don’t understand how things like you watching the parking space of a (babe) who lives next door helps me to see a naked babe. Why so many of your personal experiences? I thought your book was supposed to be educational.”
While I value my readers (the paying customers), I must say I’m disappointed in that question. There is plenty behind my sharing of actual and personal experiences during my quest to see body parts of as many attractive babes as I can. The purpose was not to encourage you to find parking spaces or to do that without reason. Stories I shared such as that are among the ways I found to be able to see hot babes naked.
That story is another example. The babe I wrote about had an assigned parking space, which I could see from my window, and I knew which one it was. This way, I had an idea that she might be home if her car was there at night and would know to grab my binoculars and check. But the specific story was about seeing her come home and park late at night, knowing that the curtains were open into her bedroom, and that I had a strong chance to see her come home and get out of her clothes. If I hadn’t seen her park there, I probably would not have known to be watching at the exact moment she undressed.
Without that knowledge, it could have been hours checking her empty apartment hoping to be watching when she got home, or not knowing when she arrived at home and missing such a golden opportunity.
The chapter about monitoring babes who are married or live with guys is important for very much the same reason. It is easy for guys, not knowing this, to think there is a guy there so they won’t see anything. Not always the case. That’s why I shared several stories about babes parading around with little or even nothing on to please their man, not realizing that at least one other guy was also seeing her at the time.
What I share is not speculation, or what “could” happen. It is exactly what happened to let me see the babes. In many cases, I made it happen by knowing when and where to be looking. That is often a key to success when spying from home or a safe place to do so.
Trust me on this. Knowing, for example, that a hottie works late on Thursday nights and doesn’t get home until 10:30 can be quite valuable when she comes home tired, forgets to close the blinds, and immediately pulls that work uniform off. Otherwise, you would either have been watching her place for hours with no results, or have missed out on the opportunity.
Same goes for babes in public. It should help you to know to be on high alert when at the bottom of a stairway or when a babe with low rise jeans is about to sit or squat down and you can get a view. I’m not speculating. I’m sharing my specific experience from learning how to do so.
If I might ask, I hope you will listen again to the key chapters keeping this in mind. The experiences I share are because they are part of the “how to”.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Creeping back................
Hi all. First, thanks for all of the concern expressed privately to me over the past few weeks. I am doing just fine and have been fine all along. Sometimes real life gets in the way of my writing, and that has been the case for about 2 months.
Pleased to report that we have extended our agreement with a marketing agency to continue promoting "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" and plan to continue helping guys to see the goods on babes as often as possible.
Plenty of questions to post....so I'll be getting going on that today.
Readers and listeners of my book are welcome to contact me at ic.london at live.com
Pleased to report that we have extended our agreement with a marketing agency to continue promoting "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" and plan to continue helping guys to see the goods on babes as often as possible.
Plenty of questions to post....so I'll be getting going on that today.
Readers and listeners of my book are welcome to contact me at ic.london at live.com
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Benefits of binoculars
Jim K. of WA writes:
"Great book! It's about time somebody stepped up and helped us guys. I live in the (omitted) section near Seattle on an upper floor and can see into about 40 different apartments. I had seen a few chicks topless or naked, but I never thought of some of the things you mention. Moving day, the parking lot, some great ideas. Thanks! One thing you didn't mention is about the binoculars you use. Do you use different sets depending on circumstances? Any recommendations?"
Having good binoculars is obviously important for spying on babes, especially for situations like yours where you have a nice selection of apartments (or condos) to check out. However, I'm not much of a help these days. I still use a set I bought more than 10 years ago, so I haven't kept up on the changes with binoculars.
One problem I am aware of is that the newer sets tend to be smaller and lighter weight, and often not as powerful as some of the older versions like what I have. You want strong and powerful ahead of size and weight.
Obviously, you can't reveal your purpose for use (especially if the sales person is female!). When you go to the sporting goods shop or whatever retailer to investigate, you might wear a Mariners or Seahawks cap or shirt and appear to be a fan who has crappy seats and wants to be able to see the game. Or perhaps say that you go hunting early in the morning and want something with good night vision. Better yet, do your research on the most powerful models and check online so that nobody in your area sees you purchasing them.
From what you told me, you need a set more powerful. Hopefully you'll find something within your budget.
Readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or readers of this blog can ask via comments or reach me via www.TotalCreep.com.
"Great book! It's about time somebody stepped up and helped us guys. I live in the (omitted) section near Seattle on an upper floor and can see into about 40 different apartments. I had seen a few chicks topless or naked, but I never thought of some of the things you mention. Moving day, the parking lot, some great ideas. Thanks! One thing you didn't mention is about the binoculars you use. Do you use different sets depending on circumstances? Any recommendations?"
Having good binoculars is obviously important for spying on babes, especially for situations like yours where you have a nice selection of apartments (or condos) to check out. However, I'm not much of a help these days. I still use a set I bought more than 10 years ago, so I haven't kept up on the changes with binoculars.
One problem I am aware of is that the newer sets tend to be smaller and lighter weight, and often not as powerful as some of the older versions like what I have. You want strong and powerful ahead of size and weight.
Obviously, you can't reveal your purpose for use (especially if the sales person is female!). When you go to the sporting goods shop or whatever retailer to investigate, you might wear a Mariners or Seahawks cap or shirt and appear to be a fan who has crappy seats and wants to be able to see the game. Or perhaps say that you go hunting early in the morning and want something with good night vision. Better yet, do your research on the most powerful models and check online so that nobody in your area sees you purchasing them.
From what you told me, you need a set more powerful. Hopefully you'll find something within your budget.
Readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or readers of this blog can ask via comments or reach me via www.TotalCreep.com.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A total creep doesn't need technology
This is not the only e-mail I have received about this topic, but this is one that is fine with having his question published, so here goes:
Joe V of WA writes:
"As much as I enjoyed listening to your book and your expertise, your experiences seem to have happened before we had the benefits of today's technology. You don't tell us how we can get video of chicks next store or where to focus the zoom lens when we can see into more than one room at night. I'm sure 20 years ago when all you had were binoculars you were the best. Can you update your book to make it more modern?"
Joe and others, you are missing a key point. The idea is to SEE their body parts whenever possible. It is not to film or photograph them. (Granted, I didn't have an internet with photos and videos of naked babes while growing up and well into my adult life, but to me seeing photos was nowhere near as exciting as seeing the real thing anyway. My book and audio book is to help you to see the real thing.)
Yes, I know there are cell phones with cameras, portable hand-held cameras and videocams with zoom lenses, and advanced surveillance set ups. But using these devices are what get guys of all ages in trouble.
As an aside, let me comment about sexting to help make my point. Normal teen guys are getting arrested for sending topless (or better in some cases) photos of classmates and female friends to each other, with some having to register as sex offenders. While the authorities and most women carry on as if this sort of thing is only happening because of the technology. They have no clue that the "instant camera" device from 30+ years ago enabled guys to get these photos, show them to friends, and (as much as it hurt) destroy or hide them. It is because these photos today can be seen and traced to cell phones and computers that teens are getting caught with evidence.
Look at the number of stories about guys getting arrested with video cams looking up skirts, in bathrooms, and holding them up to windows and the like. These devices provide others with evidence to convict them and potentially ruin their lives.
I completely understand the temptations of today's technology. It would be nice to have a video of the babe next door coming out of the shower so you wouldn't have to spend time huddled in a dark room peeking through your blinds on weeknights. I get it. However, I also understand that if I were to have such a tape in my home, there is that chance that somebody could find it and then I would be in serious trouble.
Am I getting through?
A set of powerful binoculars is all I need at home, and the naked eye (pardon the pun) is good enough when I'm outside of home. NO ONE can prove anything I have seen through those wonderful binoculars I have owned over the years.
Be careful what you wish for, Joe.
Having said that, I will now go ahead and remind you of one good use of technology for my purposes. Just like I have in the book.
A cell phone is often the perfect "excuse" in public to get a good look at a hottie in many situations. For example, in the book I talk about the time I was standing on a train aisle and "just happened" to be slightly behind a babe wearing a loose fitting top and no bra. Yet, other passengers could see me if I was blatantly looking there, and that could have been trouble. So, I pulled out my trusty cell phone, opened it, and appeared to be typing a text message. I "just happened" to be holding the phone at arm's length, with the arm pointed in her general direction. I kept an expression on my face as if I was aggravated about something while texting.
Yet, the entire 2 minutes or so I appeared to be texting were actually spent looking right down that top, and as the hottie moved a bit and then stroked her hair a couple of times, I got to see all the way past her right nipple. And my cell phone was not even on!!
With the noise of the train moving along, I probably could have snapped a very choice photo of her. But then there would have been "evidence". So I knew not to, and did what I had to do to seize and enjoy the moment.
That is how you use technology. Even though I actually didn't use it.
And no one who was on that train knows I did anything I wasn't supposed to. If the babe had looked up, she would have seen some old guy trying to text and not been alarmed. And she had nice boobies, too. I'd say 34B.
Please, Joe, keep this in mind. Hide the camera, and only see for yourself. The only technology you really need is an MP3 or CD player to hear the audio book!!
Questions and comments from readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" are welcome at ic.london at live.com, or via www.TotalCreep.com .
Joe V of WA writes:
"As much as I enjoyed listening to your book and your expertise, your experiences seem to have happened before we had the benefits of today's technology. You don't tell us how we can get video of chicks next store or where to focus the zoom lens when we can see into more than one room at night. I'm sure 20 years ago when all you had were binoculars you were the best. Can you update your book to make it more modern?"
Joe and others, you are missing a key point. The idea is to SEE their body parts whenever possible. It is not to film or photograph them. (Granted, I didn't have an internet with photos and videos of naked babes while growing up and well into my adult life, but to me seeing photos was nowhere near as exciting as seeing the real thing anyway. My book and audio book is to help you to see the real thing.)
Yes, I know there are cell phones with cameras, portable hand-held cameras and videocams with zoom lenses, and advanced surveillance set ups. But using these devices are what get guys of all ages in trouble.
As an aside, let me comment about sexting to help make my point. Normal teen guys are getting arrested for sending topless (or better in some cases) photos of classmates and female friends to each other, with some having to register as sex offenders. While the authorities and most women carry on as if this sort of thing is only happening because of the technology. They have no clue that the "instant camera" device from 30+ years ago enabled guys to get these photos, show them to friends, and (as much as it hurt) destroy or hide them. It is because these photos today can be seen and traced to cell phones and computers that teens are getting caught with evidence.
Look at the number of stories about guys getting arrested with video cams looking up skirts, in bathrooms, and holding them up to windows and the like. These devices provide others with evidence to convict them and potentially ruin their lives.
I completely understand the temptations of today's technology. It would be nice to have a video of the babe next door coming out of the shower so you wouldn't have to spend time huddled in a dark room peeking through your blinds on weeknights. I get it. However, I also understand that if I were to have such a tape in my home, there is that chance that somebody could find it and then I would be in serious trouble.
Am I getting through?
A set of powerful binoculars is all I need at home, and the naked eye (pardon the pun) is good enough when I'm outside of home. NO ONE can prove anything I have seen through those wonderful binoculars I have owned over the years.
Be careful what you wish for, Joe.
Having said that, I will now go ahead and remind you of one good use of technology for my purposes. Just like I have in the book.
A cell phone is often the perfect "excuse" in public to get a good look at a hottie in many situations. For example, in the book I talk about the time I was standing on a train aisle and "just happened" to be slightly behind a babe wearing a loose fitting top and no bra. Yet, other passengers could see me if I was blatantly looking there, and that could have been trouble. So, I pulled out my trusty cell phone, opened it, and appeared to be typing a text message. I "just happened" to be holding the phone at arm's length, with the arm pointed in her general direction. I kept an expression on my face as if I was aggravated about something while texting.
Yet, the entire 2 minutes or so I appeared to be texting were actually spent looking right down that top, and as the hottie moved a bit and then stroked her hair a couple of times, I got to see all the way past her right nipple. And my cell phone was not even on!!
With the noise of the train moving along, I probably could have snapped a very choice photo of her. But then there would have been "evidence". So I knew not to, and did what I had to do to seize and enjoy the moment.
That is how you use technology. Even though I actually didn't use it.
And no one who was on that train knows I did anything I wasn't supposed to. If the babe had looked up, she would have seen some old guy trying to text and not been alarmed. And she had nice boobies, too. I'd say 34B.
Please, Joe, keep this in mind. Hide the camera, and only see for yourself. The only technology you really need is an MP3 or CD player to hear the audio book!!
Questions and comments from readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" are welcome at ic.london at live.com, or via www.TotalCreep.com .
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
First date for a total creep
Danny of GA writes:
"I messed up on a first date with a hot chick over the weekend. She works in a store near where I work and it got to the point where I was stopping in there with any excuse to see her. I finally got the nerve to ask her out, and she agreed to go for dinner and then hang at a bar we like after. Until the date, we only saw each other well dressed for work.
When we met at the restaurant Saturday night, she was absolutely stunning. And she had on a cute low collar shirt that went quite a way down. She leaned toward me early in the conversation and it didn't look like she was wearing a bra, but I couldn't tell for sure. I'll admit that her fantastic chest was a distraction. During the meal, she started getting quiet and sat back a lot more on her side of the booth.
We finished the meal and she leaned forward again. Next thing I know she was looking me in the eyes with a look that could kill. She then told me that she did not appreciate me talking to her breasts instead of her face and that she tests guys that way. She said I failed miserably and that her evening with me was finished. She offered to pay for her portion of the dinner, but I told her it was on me since I had asked, and that I was sorry. But she is long gone. She gave me a dirty look when I went into the store today to say hello. So I blew it. And I didn't even get to find out if she really didn't have a bra on. Now I'll never get another look.
I listened to your audio book and loved it. I know I screwed up by letting her catch me looking at them, but I couldn't help it. She was looking so hot. How have you handled it when a chick you were dating would give you an opportunity to see in?"
Great question, Danny. Sorry you lost out on this one. I've got to hand it to that babe. That is quite a test for a guy.
You were somewhat of a victim of circumstance. Probably too bad you and her got a booth instead of a table. If you had gotten a table, you might have been able to sit to one side instead of in front of her, and then be able to see down her collar when she leans forward to bite her food. But that option wasn't available.
I thought about it, and I did have one first (or maybe second) date where she was wearing something revealing, so I understand the situation you were in. From what I remember, this one also had an open top and I couldn't tell if she was wearing a bra either. But it was a circle top so even sitting by her side I couldn't see far enough down.
When we got up to leave the restaurant, I knew to let her walk slightly ahead of me, and that gave me a glance down her sleeve. But it wasn't very light and I couldn't see down enough to tell. Obviously, I had to know if she had a bra on or not. I know what you were going through. A few seconds later, we got to the revolving doors at the front. I casually put my hand on her back as if to quickly guide her into the door like a gentleman would. My "casual" placement of my hand felt the top of her bra, and I quickly pulled away as if I was sorry I put my hand there. It came off totally innocent. Yet, the result was that I now knew she was wearing a bra and that I didn't need to risk being caught (like what happened to you) if I couldn't see a nipple anyway.
As luck had it, we wound up having several more dates and eventually having sex, so I was able to see her naked on several occasions.
I do understand how you felt, and how you reacted to what she was wearing. You'll just have to chalk that one up to experience. And think to get a table and sit along side her next time. Maybe the "new" store you will start shopping at will have a nice hottie working there.
But here is another first date story I experienced that I did not put in my book. I tried to do something wrong, and do not recommend this, but it shows how I understand your frustration last weekend.
A first date I had with a babe was going slowly. We got along well, but it wasn't turning into a dating connection. We enjoyed the movie and stopped off for just one drink after, but it turned in to one of those "polite" dates where nothing was wrong, but it was obvious that neither of us cared to take it any further. I had picked her up at her condo and was fine with taking her home, and then walking her to her unit since it was after dark.
I knew we wouldn't go out again, and I was fine with that. She did have a great body, however. I'd say she had 36 C's, although she was dressed warmly and not revealing anything. After we said goodnight, without even a kiss, she went inside. I'll admit that I figured she might be getting undressed to stay home for the night and I liked her body a lot more than her personality.
So I began a very slow walk back to my car. By way of walking around the side and back of her unit taking a very long way around to the guest parking area. I'll admit that what I was doing bordered on being a peeping tom, since not everywhere I walked was a truly public walkway. Not something I would "normally" have done. But I figured that was my one chance to see some of that hot body.
It didn't work anyway. I saw lights go on upstairs in what I'm guessing was her bedroom and then her bathroom. (You can almost always determine which is the bathroom light.) Not only were they upstairs, but she had the blinds closed anyway. I could see into part of her kitchen downstairs, but knew it wasn't worth the risk of waiting for her to come downstairs. By that time, I would not have had any excuse to still be outside.
However, I kept that incident (or lack thereof) in mind over the years I was single and dating around. I reminded myself that was wrong and risky. Ever since, I only use my techniques for seeing down her top, jeans, or wherever else I can sneak a look. Otherwise, seeing her naked or partially naked would just have to wait until we would have sex.
So, Danny, you can learn from your experience. Only use opportunities to sneak a glance when you know she can't catch you in the act. And change your approach. If and when you date another babe who is letting it show, you would probably pick up points from her by not looking at all (that she could ever catch you) and appearing unphased by it all. I have to believe that babe you saw last Saturday does that to every guy she goes out with and most of them fail her test. But think about it. If you pass her "test" by dating her head instead of her boobies, those boobs will be available to you in short time.
Good luck!
Readers and listeners of my audio book "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" can e-mail me with questions or privately at ic.london at live.com. The book and audio book are available at TotalCreep.com.
"I messed up on a first date with a hot chick over the weekend. She works in a store near where I work and it got to the point where I was stopping in there with any excuse to see her. I finally got the nerve to ask her out, and she agreed to go for dinner and then hang at a bar we like after. Until the date, we only saw each other well dressed for work.
When we met at the restaurant Saturday night, she was absolutely stunning. And she had on a cute low collar shirt that went quite a way down. She leaned toward me early in the conversation and it didn't look like she was wearing a bra, but I couldn't tell for sure. I'll admit that her fantastic chest was a distraction. During the meal, she started getting quiet and sat back a lot more on her side of the booth.
We finished the meal and she leaned forward again. Next thing I know she was looking me in the eyes with a look that could kill. She then told me that she did not appreciate me talking to her breasts instead of her face and that she tests guys that way. She said I failed miserably and that her evening with me was finished. She offered to pay for her portion of the dinner, but I told her it was on me since I had asked, and that I was sorry. But she is long gone. She gave me a dirty look when I went into the store today to say hello. So I blew it. And I didn't even get to find out if she really didn't have a bra on. Now I'll never get another look.
I listened to your audio book and loved it. I know I screwed up by letting her catch me looking at them, but I couldn't help it. She was looking so hot. How have you handled it when a chick you were dating would give you an opportunity to see in?"
Great question, Danny. Sorry you lost out on this one. I've got to hand it to that babe. That is quite a test for a guy.
You were somewhat of a victim of circumstance. Probably too bad you and her got a booth instead of a table. If you had gotten a table, you might have been able to sit to one side instead of in front of her, and then be able to see down her collar when she leans forward to bite her food. But that option wasn't available.
I thought about it, and I did have one first (or maybe second) date where she was wearing something revealing, so I understand the situation you were in. From what I remember, this one also had an open top and I couldn't tell if she was wearing a bra either. But it was a circle top so even sitting by her side I couldn't see far enough down.
When we got up to leave the restaurant, I knew to let her walk slightly ahead of me, and that gave me a glance down her sleeve. But it wasn't very light and I couldn't see down enough to tell. Obviously, I had to know if she had a bra on or not. I know what you were going through. A few seconds later, we got to the revolving doors at the front. I casually put my hand on her back as if to quickly guide her into the door like a gentleman would. My "casual" placement of my hand felt the top of her bra, and I quickly pulled away as if I was sorry I put my hand there. It came off totally innocent. Yet, the result was that I now knew she was wearing a bra and that I didn't need to risk being caught (like what happened to you) if I couldn't see a nipple anyway.
As luck had it, we wound up having several more dates and eventually having sex, so I was able to see her naked on several occasions.
I do understand how you felt, and how you reacted to what she was wearing. You'll just have to chalk that one up to experience. And think to get a table and sit along side her next time. Maybe the "new" store you will start shopping at will have a nice hottie working there.
But here is another first date story I experienced that I did not put in my book. I tried to do something wrong, and do not recommend this, but it shows how I understand your frustration last weekend.
A first date I had with a babe was going slowly. We got along well, but it wasn't turning into a dating connection. We enjoyed the movie and stopped off for just one drink after, but it turned in to one of those "polite" dates where nothing was wrong, but it was obvious that neither of us cared to take it any further. I had picked her up at her condo and was fine with taking her home, and then walking her to her unit since it was after dark.
I knew we wouldn't go out again, and I was fine with that. She did have a great body, however. I'd say she had 36 C's, although she was dressed warmly and not revealing anything. After we said goodnight, without even a kiss, she went inside. I'll admit that I figured she might be getting undressed to stay home for the night and I liked her body a lot more than her personality.
So I began a very slow walk back to my car. By way of walking around the side and back of her unit taking a very long way around to the guest parking area. I'll admit that what I was doing bordered on being a peeping tom, since not everywhere I walked was a truly public walkway. Not something I would "normally" have done. But I figured that was my one chance to see some of that hot body.
It didn't work anyway. I saw lights go on upstairs in what I'm guessing was her bedroom and then her bathroom. (You can almost always determine which is the bathroom light.) Not only were they upstairs, but she had the blinds closed anyway. I could see into part of her kitchen downstairs, but knew it wasn't worth the risk of waiting for her to come downstairs. By that time, I would not have had any excuse to still be outside.
However, I kept that incident (or lack thereof) in mind over the years I was single and dating around. I reminded myself that was wrong and risky. Ever since, I only use my techniques for seeing down her top, jeans, or wherever else I can sneak a look. Otherwise, seeing her naked or partially naked would just have to wait until we would have sex.
So, Danny, you can learn from your experience. Only use opportunities to sneak a glance when you know she can't catch you in the act. And change your approach. If and when you date another babe who is letting it show, you would probably pick up points from her by not looking at all (that she could ever catch you) and appearing unphased by it all. I have to believe that babe you saw last Saturday does that to every guy she goes out with and most of them fail her test. But think about it. If you pass her "test" by dating her head instead of her boobies, those boobs will be available to you in short time.
Good luck!
Readers and listeners of my audio book "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" can e-mail me with questions or privately at ic.london at live.com. The book and audio book are available at TotalCreep.com.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
The land down under...........
The readers continue to write me at ic.london at live.com:
Jesse of Ohio writes:
"I don't get all of the time you spend talking about seeing panties. It is no big deal."
While I appreciate the comment, Jessie, I don't feel that I did. Panties are only part of the big picture. I explain about the importance of knowing what type of panties she has on. Whether she has "regular" or thong panties, or none at all, has an impact on what would be your best angle when she sits down, squats, or bends over. In addition, there is the practice of having the best angle up a skirt or shorts or down her jeans. Sometimes panties don't cover everything. Sometimes she won't be wearing panties and you will have the best possible angle and view.
I also discuss ways to get to know the panties habits of babes you see on a regular basis. It can help for positioning when you already know what to expect.
To me, it is like in football practice when players on offense do drills to tackle an opponent after a fumble recovery or interception. You don't want for that to occur, but at some point it will, and you want to be ready for it.
My point, with all due respect, is that it is not about seeing panties. It is about what you do and did to see them.
Jesse of Ohio writes:
"I don't get all of the time you spend talking about seeing panties. It is no big deal."
While I appreciate the comment, Jessie, I don't feel that I did. Panties are only part of the big picture. I explain about the importance of knowing what type of panties she has on. Whether she has "regular" or thong panties, or none at all, has an impact on what would be your best angle when she sits down, squats, or bends over. In addition, there is the practice of having the best angle up a skirt or shorts or down her jeans. Sometimes panties don't cover everything. Sometimes she won't be wearing panties and you will have the best possible angle and view.
I also discuss ways to get to know the panties habits of babes you see on a regular basis. It can help for positioning when you already know what to expect.
To me, it is like in football practice when players on offense do drills to tackle an opponent after a fumble recovery or interception. You don't want for that to occur, but at some point it will, and you want to be ready for it.
My point, with all due respect, is that it is not about seeing panties. It is about what you do and did to see them.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
More readers write..............
T.G. of Virginia writes:
"I am still enjoying listening to the audio book. I was telling my younger brother about it today. He is away at (name removed) College, and he told me that from a couple of nearby dorm rooms he could see into some of the girls' dorm rooms at night with binoculars. I heard the part where you comment about colleges being a challenge. What do you think? Should my brother take advantage of the opportunity?"
Good question, T. From what you told me, it doesn't sound like your brother could use his dorm room. If he would have to tell other guys in the dorm what he is doing, I would suggest that he NOT pursue it. On one hand, I'm sure some of the other guys would enjoy the chance to check out some fellow students, especially if they are hot looking. But one slip of the lips could lead to serious trouble. Especially with binoculars involved.
If even one babe finds out the word could spread quickly and your brother would then be in for a rough time because of it. Babes could also complain to campus security. There is even a chance that a guy on the floor of your brother's dorm might have different moral standards and alert someone with authority. There is a reason why I say not to pursue using binoculars on a school campus.
On the other hand, if your brother were in off-campus housing or had a position to see into a girls' dorm from outside of campus property, with the right precautions it could work. But, as I point out in the book, it is very very rare to have an opportunity to see into girls dorms.
Dan from Minneapolis asks:
"As much as I love your advice, do I have to wait until spring? My windows get icy, and almost all of the windows I try to see into are covered with snow and ice and/or have curtains and blinds tight shut in this cold weather."
It's true that cold weather presents a challenge for home viewing. I have spent a few winters up north during snow and icy sub-freezing weather. There really isn't anything you can do if you can't see in to the apartments or units you desire, other than wait for a burst of warmer temperatures and hoping for a slip-up by one of the babes that she will forget to close the curtains or blinds.
A few times I put on a heavy sweater and actually cracked my window open a bit so that I could see out through my binoculars and into one or more places where a babe was. If your schedule and your angle allow, check early mornings before daylight gets too bright to see if curtains come open to let some light in. When the weather is that cold, the babes don't expect anyone to be near their own windows for any length of time to be looking in.
Cold weather days also hurt at work or school, since the babes wear more clothes and they are usually less revealing. Not much you can do, other than wait until the weather gets warmer.
"I am still enjoying listening to the audio book. I was telling my younger brother about it today. He is away at (name removed) College, and he told me that from a couple of nearby dorm rooms he could see into some of the girls' dorm rooms at night with binoculars. I heard the part where you comment about colleges being a challenge. What do you think? Should my brother take advantage of the opportunity?"
Good question, T. From what you told me, it doesn't sound like your brother could use his dorm room. If he would have to tell other guys in the dorm what he is doing, I would suggest that he NOT pursue it. On one hand, I'm sure some of the other guys would enjoy the chance to check out some fellow students, especially if they are hot looking. But one slip of the lips could lead to serious trouble. Especially with binoculars involved.
If even one babe finds out the word could spread quickly and your brother would then be in for a rough time because of it. Babes could also complain to campus security. There is even a chance that a guy on the floor of your brother's dorm might have different moral standards and alert someone with authority. There is a reason why I say not to pursue using binoculars on a school campus.
On the other hand, if your brother were in off-campus housing or had a position to see into a girls' dorm from outside of campus property, with the right precautions it could work. But, as I point out in the book, it is very very rare to have an opportunity to see into girls dorms.
Dan from Minneapolis asks:
"As much as I love your advice, do I have to wait until spring? My windows get icy, and almost all of the windows I try to see into are covered with snow and ice and/or have curtains and blinds tight shut in this cold weather."
It's true that cold weather presents a challenge for home viewing. I have spent a few winters up north during snow and icy sub-freezing weather. There really isn't anything you can do if you can't see in to the apartments or units you desire, other than wait for a burst of warmer temperatures and hoping for a slip-up by one of the babes that she will forget to close the curtains or blinds.
A few times I put on a heavy sweater and actually cracked my window open a bit so that I could see out through my binoculars and into one or more places where a babe was. If your schedule and your angle allow, check early mornings before daylight gets too bright to see if curtains come open to let some light in. When the weather is that cold, the babes don't expect anyone to be near their own windows for any length of time to be looking in.
Cold weather days also hurt at work or school, since the babes wear more clothes and they are usually less revealing. Not much you can do, other than wait until the weather gets warmer.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
The Book Is Out !!
Finally! Almost 2 months later than I had originally thought, but I'm now thinking it is well worth the wait.
"Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" by I. C. London is now available as an Audio Book on CD. Actually it takes 4 CD's and nearly 5 hours of narration to tell the whole story!!
Ken Collier did an amazing job of narrating the story. He added a big amount to the stories. I'm pumped about this.
The idea of doing this as an audio book makes so much sense. Guys can purchase the CD's, put them on their Ipod and listen to their heart's content. And the wife or girlfriend will never know. In fact, I have a few stories about how I would appear to be a gentleman and let my girlfriend walk a step or two in front of me when we were out, and have my arm by her back or shoulder as if I am there to guide her. My real reason for doing this was so that she couldn't see where my eyes were looking and would keep me from bumping into someone or something while scoping out a hot babe walking toward me or along side.
I realized a few years ago that no guy had written anything thorough enough about girl watching. It has been somewhere between a hobby and an obsession with me over the years. I figured someone has to do it.
There are photos, an excerpt, and a special sale price up at www.TotalCreep.com . I hope you guys will check it out!
"Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" by I. C. London is now available as an Audio Book on CD. Actually it takes 4 CD's and nearly 5 hours of narration to tell the whole story!!
Ken Collier did an amazing job of narrating the story. He added a big amount to the stories. I'm pumped about this.
The idea of doing this as an audio book makes so much sense. Guys can purchase the CD's, put them on their Ipod and listen to their heart's content. And the wife or girlfriend will never know. In fact, I have a few stories about how I would appear to be a gentleman and let my girlfriend walk a step or two in front of me when we were out, and have my arm by her back or shoulder as if I am there to guide her. My real reason for doing this was so that she couldn't see where my eyes were looking and would keep me from bumping into someone or something while scoping out a hot babe walking toward me or along side.
I realized a few years ago that no guy had written anything thorough enough about girl watching. It has been somewhere between a hobby and an obsession with me over the years. I figured someone has to do it.
There are photos, an excerpt, and a special sale price up at www.TotalCreep.com . I hope you guys will check it out!
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Total Creep sounding good!
Thanks to all of you asking about our progress on the book and the audio book portion. It looks as though the Audio Book version is the way to go, at least based on the response so far.
Ken Collier has finished his amazing narration of every chapter, and it consists of more than 5 HOURS total. I gave Ken the authority to interpret a couple of the parts, and I must say it has me wishing I could change a couple of paragraphs in the print copy.
Hearing him describe, for example, the best angles to see up a babe's skirt brings even more life to the experience. I think I'll be getting "Thank You" cards from guys around the country before too long. The idea is that guys can order the Audio Book on CD's, and then put them on the MP3 player and hide the CD's within the collection. (Babes aren't going to go through your CD collection to find what you are listening to!)
Five hours seems a bit over the edge, but that's how much information there is about seeing babes in various states of undress and how to be in the best position to enjoy it through a variety of techniques and throughout the typical week.
Personally, I look at it that more than 30 years of my doing this and developing and refining the techniques takes "only" five hours or so to reveal.
Over the next few days Ken is helping to transfer his master recordings onto the CD's, and I'm helping with the packaging and a few technical requirements. Please note that the special pre-sale price of $10.95 for the entire Audio Book on CD series remains in effect for a while yet. Be ready. I'll let you know here - or you can check www.TotalCreep.com .
Ken Collier has finished his amazing narration of every chapter, and it consists of more than 5 HOURS total. I gave Ken the authority to interpret a couple of the parts, and I must say it has me wishing I could change a couple of paragraphs in the print copy.
Hearing him describe, for example, the best angles to see up a babe's skirt brings even more life to the experience. I think I'll be getting "Thank You" cards from guys around the country before too long. The idea is that guys can order the Audio Book on CD's, and then put them on the MP3 player and hide the CD's within the collection. (Babes aren't going to go through your CD collection to find what you are listening to!)
Five hours seems a bit over the edge, but that's how much information there is about seeing babes in various states of undress and how to be in the best position to enjoy it through a variety of techniques and throughout the typical week.
Personally, I look at it that more than 30 years of my doing this and developing and refining the techniques takes "only" five hours or so to reveal.
Over the next few days Ken is helping to transfer his master recordings onto the CD's, and I'm helping with the packaging and a few technical requirements. Please note that the special pre-sale price of $10.95 for the entire Audio Book on CD series remains in effect for a while yet. Be ready. I'll let you know here - or you can check www.TotalCreep.com .
Monday, January 12, 2009
audio book getting closer and closer...........
I'm totally pumped about the audio book version of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" as it continues production. Ken Collier (not the country singer) is my announcer and he is doing a tremendous job. I got to listen to Chapter 3 this morning that he recorded over the weekend. He is doing so well I even gave him my permission to ad-lib if he felt the need. Readers won't know, although I will, that he actually added a couple of nice lines to the book that make it "sound" even better.
It looks like we are on pace to finish up the second take of recording, so that we can compare and bring you the best possible "take" for the final product, within the week. We are on pace to have the Audio book on CD ready to send out by the end of January.
Right now we are ready to take "pre-orders" for the audio version. One of my re-sellers has it available at http://www.TotalCreep.com .
Doing this as an audio book on CD should be a nice push for this, my first full-length book. I figure that guys can listen via their Ipod (or equivalent) at their convenience, and keep the CD's in their collection. This way, your woman won't know you are learning all about checking out the babes.
I'll keep you posted, but it's looking great!
It looks like we are on pace to finish up the second take of recording, so that we can compare and bring you the best possible "take" for the final product, within the week. We are on pace to have the Audio book on CD ready to send out by the end of January.
Right now we are ready to take "pre-orders" for the audio version. One of my re-sellers has it available at http://www.TotalCreep.com .
Doing this as an audio book on CD should be a nice push for this, my first full-length book. I figure that guys can listen via their Ipod (or equivalent) at their convenience, and keep the CD's in their collection. This way, your woman won't know you are learning all about checking out the babes.
I'll keep you posted, but it's looking great!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
update on book - getting closer !!
Thanks to those of you who have been asking. My book, based on more than 30 years of checking out the babes and telling guys of all ages how to do it is now ready. I'm hoping to have its release within the next 10 days.
Meanwhile, I have just secured production of the audio book. Pleased to have hired Ken Collier to handle the voice work. I think that this will allow more privacy for guys who are married or in a serious relationship. Your babe might get upset at seeing my book laying around, but she won't know what is on the CD you are listening to. Recording is scheduled to begin this Friday. Since the book is 90 pages, I'm hoping to have the recording and editing done by the end of this month.
I'm thinking the audio version will outsell the book. I'll let everyone know when both are ready. The web site is already live - just waiting to add in the order information and spread the word.
Again, thanks for your patience!
Meanwhile, I have just secured production of the audio book. Pleased to have hired Ken Collier to handle the voice work. I think that this will allow more privacy for guys who are married or in a serious relationship. Your babe might get upset at seeing my book laying around, but she won't know what is on the CD you are listening to. Recording is scheduled to begin this Friday. Since the book is 90 pages, I'm hoping to have the recording and editing done by the end of this month.
I'm thinking the audio version will outsell the book. I'll let everyone know when both are ready. The web site is already live - just waiting to add in the order information and spread the word.
Again, thanks for your patience!
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