Showing posts with label college. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college. Show all posts

Friday, July 16, 2010

Why he saw his sister's boob.........

The readers, and sometimes relatives of readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to e-mail me at ic.london at live.com:


Carrie G. of OH writes:
“My younger brother came home from college and had heard your audio book. That is his decision, but it’s how I found out that has me freaked out. He told me that he saw one of my (boobs) last night while we were out at dinner, and he was concerned because he knew I wouldn’t like other guys being able to see them too. After we got home, he showed me in private how he did that, and then told me all about your book and how other guys do the same thing. I must say I was shocked. This was maybe the 3rd time all year I went out without a bra, since we are having this heatwave. He was able to look down my open sleeve and convinced me he saw nipple. I can’t believe you would do this to women. I take it you do not have a sister? Or a female cousin? Is your family a bunch of nudists? Why do you do this?”


As I continue to explain, I was not the first guy to check out the babes. It has nothing to do with my family or personal life, thank you. Since you resent what your brother saw this much, I would say that he did you a major favor. It looks like you will take additional steps to prevent guys from seeing your boobs from here on. Heck, I should be on your brother’s case for ruining the opportunity.

After all, I didn’t tell you not to wear a bra, and then wear a sleeveless top which sometimes gives guys a full view. If your brother wasn’t interested in seeing, he wouldn’t have listened to my audio book. Him, me, and plenty of other guys. Again, I’m here to tell you that the bro did you a favor by telling you. Maybe he didn’t have to go into detail about what he saw, but it obviously drove the point across. I’m not sure too many brothers would do that to a sister, or even care to see her boobs. But guys will be guys.


Frankly, I have been amazed over the years at the number of babes who wear sleeveless or open sleeve tops and don’t think guys can see down when they get the right angle. But I’m glad they do.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A total creep version of college prep

Alan of VA writes:

"I love your audio book! I am 18 and just yesterday moved into my freshman dorm room at college. Wish I would have had your book in high school. But now I will be in a dorm that has girls on another part of the floor I'll be living on. Like us guys, the girls will need to walk down the hallway to get to the bathroom and to the showers. The door that leads to the wing where the girls are has a small glass window that shows through to the hallway where the girls would be walking.

In just the first day and a half I have seen a couple of really cute girls that have rooms in that next hallway over. Unfortunately, if I were to be seen by girls looking through that window, it would be obvious to them that I am trying to see them going to or from the bathroom or shower. I know I can't stand there for more than a few seconds at best. It seems the girls' resident assistant rooms right near that door, so she would probably be watching to make sure it stays closed early morning and later at night. I'm going to keep an eye on that and see what the possibilities are. I saw in your book that you commuted to college, so I take it you did not have the dorm experience. What techniques can you suggest for checking out the babes? Also, does it matter if they are not all 18?"

While it is true I commuted to school, back then the guys and the women were in separate buildings and not in the next wing, so it didn't matter. Trust me, that would have been a reason for me to go away to school!

This one is tough to answer because I don't know the floor plan of your dorm. It looks like you have a challenge due to limited time by that door. But I know that boys will be boys. I have to believe that you aren't the only one that would love to keep watch on that hallway around shower time. Try to watch your side of the door to see if other guys are trying to look, or to find a reason to go over to the girls' side of the dorm. Most schools allow time for guys to be in the girls dorm and vice versa for study groups, parties, etc.

If this were me, I would know the schedule of when guys are able to be over on the girls' side. Find reasons to be over there. Sometimes doors are left open during the day in dorms or you can see who comes and goes. I want to find out which rooms the hottest babes are in, and then determine the distance they need to walk to and from the bathrooms. This tells me that if I have a hottie that has to walk several rooms down to and from, I have a longer window of opportunity, but if she lives really close to the bathrooms it isn't likely.

I would also watch for what the girls are wearing when hanging around the dorm rooms. Some will keep covered up all the time, but others may wear short shorts or open clothing, and that is often an indication they may let it show. The idea is to find a babe that could reveal something good that has a longer walk to and from the shower.

Of course, when walking in that hallway I would do my best to glance into any open doors looking to find out where the good lookers are or maybe catch a good peek.

Ideally, I would try to make friends with a girl at the far end of that hallway and maybe offer to study or need to bring books or materials to. Then I would try to be visiting her room very close to the deadline of guys having to leave. For example, say the girls dorm is off limits after 10 PM. I would try to be there just before 10, and then try to stay until about 10:05 and act like I don't realize it is really after 10. Just maybe a babe or two would think the hall is safe and head over to the shower while I'm still in the hallway.

In addition, I would try to keep watch by the doorway (with the window) to get an idea of when guys or girls are nearby or coming through. I would keep track. Maybe I realize that between 7:20 and 7:40 in the morning that nobody leaves for class and the coast is clear. I would then try to hang nearby and occasionally glance through that window and down the hall. Keep in mind that students have consistent schedules throughout the semester. Maybe I could find out that a babe tends to get out of the shower at 7:22 and I could be ready. But I would know to be very careful.

I would probably try getting up earlier than I would like to check for other babes who are early risers, and yet give me time to get ready for my class. Also, if I can see to the elevator or stairs for who comes and goes from the floor, I would watch for late on weekend nights to see when girls are coming back to their rooms. Maybe there would be a party going on in one of the guy's room and I could scoot out as if I'm going to the bathroom, but instead check by the door with the window to see if a babe that just got home is headed for the shower and thinks that no guys can see. Basically, it's trial and error, but don't make the error!

Even if you can't see anything down the hall, look for other opportunities. A coed dorm will have common areas for laundry, student lounge, and study areas. You will have your chances to get some peeks down the top, down the back of low rise jeans, and up skirts. The girls will be wearing loose clothing, shorts, and other very casual and not be as cautious as you would normally expect.

You might also catch a break. Just last year I heard a college girl telling a friend of hers about some babe on her dorm floor that went across to the shower naked even though there were guys nearby and how she didn't seem to care. I don't know how true it is. But I do know from my years of spying on girls at home that as they develop and get ready to go off to college they become much more open about their bodies walking around the house. And, there are some girls who want the attention of guys seeing them partially undressed. So be ready.

As for the age question, I never worried about it because there is no physical contact. I know for a fact I have spyed on high school sophomores who would be either 15 or 16. But they were worth seeing. You can't always tell a babe's age. I have probably seen the goods on more younger babes than I realize, but also have probably enjoyed women in their 40's that still look years younger. I'm not here to give legal advice, but I would tell you not to worry if you are checking out a babe who is 17.

Good luck with your "studies". Let me know how things go for you!

Readers and listeners to " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " are welcome to e-mail me with questions and comments at ic.london at live.com. I answer as many as I can, but will respect privacy requests.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

No more phoning it in

The news story about some late 40’s dude being arrested while naked in a 20-something babe’s apartment going through her underwear is both funny and scary. But as much of a total creep as I have been over the years, and for as much as I have done to see naked babes, I never even thought about doing anything as disgusting as breaking in to a home.

Yet, this story reminded me of an incident that I experienced many years ago along with an outdated method of seeing babes that I didn’t bother to include in my book “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide”. The incident I am about to refer to is one that would make an interesting “What would I have done?” discussion.

It took place more than 25 years ago when I was living alone in an apartment on a block filled with apartment buildings. One of the units across the street at an angle from me had a college babe with a great body that lived on the same level as mine, giving me a view of the hallway, some of her living room, some of her kitchen, some of her bedroom, and the entrance to her bathroom.

I knew she was a college student because I could see her parking space and would sometimes see her arrive and leave with books, and could see a local university sticker and out of state plates. (I did reference her in the book as the babe that would often study in her bedroom totally naked.) When her bedroom curtains were open enough, I could tell when she was coming into and out of the bathroom shower, even though I could not see into the shower area.

One night, I happened to see her arrive home after dark, park in her space, and carry her books upstairs as usual. But after she came in through the front door and went back toward the kitchen, I could see that her front door swung open. Then I realized that she thought she closed it, and was going about her business as if all was well.

A few minutes later, she started taking off her clothes and then went into her bathroom to take her shower. Yet, I could see that her front door was open and anyone could have walked in while she was alone and taking a shower. Fortunately for her, she lived at the end unit and one needed to be well above street level to tell that her door was open.

My first thought was that if I was a burglar, I would have about 5 minutes to get in and get out with whatever valuables I could find, walk out the back entrance of the building, around the block, and appear to be walking home from the store. But I’m not a burglar, have never been arrested, and didn’t act on it. If I were willing to risk arrest, which I wasn’t and am not, I probably would have been standing with a camera when she came out of the shower and then run, but I wouldn’t risk that either.

Knowing I had a few minutes until she would come out of the shower, I pondered the situation. What if someone else in the building noticed her door was open and lights on? What if they called out and got no answer (because she was in the shower and couldn’t hear)? Somebody certainly could have gone in there and had about 5 minutes to rip off whatever they could. But if someone had, I would have seen it happen.

Suppose I had seen a robbery. I thought about that later. If I had been a witness, I would certainly have helped the girl. However, I would have had to explain why I was a witness. (Again – someone could have run out the back door and in the other direction which could not be seen from street level.) Explaining that I was in my apartment a few hundred feet away with high powered binoculars waiting to see her come out after her shower probably wouldn’t have earned me a hero’s welcome.

The story had a happy ending, at least for her. After all that, a few minutes later when she came out this time she already had her towel wrapped around so I couldn’t see any of her goods. She then walked out toward the kitchen and I could see the expression on her face when she looked and realized the front door was open! She raced over, looked out into the hallway, and then closed it and looked around to see that nothing happened. In a way, she never knew she had “protection” on her apartment while she showered. Then again, she never knew I had the rewards of seeing her great body in all of its glory.

Then there is my “outdated” technique for checking out babes. Thinking about this made me realize that I didn’t include it in the book since technology made this far too risky to be used today. While Caller ID from the phone company has its benefits for all of us, I suppose it is a setback for us total creep guys.

It used to be possible to ring someone’s home phone and not worry about being detected. Many years ago when I was in high school and living in an apartment building with my parents, I was already using my binoculars to see girls in the next building over. A single woman in her early 30’s lived on the level below us across the porch. From my kitchen window I could see into her kitchen and part of the hallway. My folks were friendly with her and I would say hello when coming up the back stairs and she would be in the kitchen, often with the back door open to let the air in. (No central air in those days.)

Even though she was at least 15 years older than me, she was at the “borderline” age but was attractive enough that I wanted to see her naked if possible, but didn’t think it would happen. (Actually, it never did, but it wasn’t for lack of trying.) One summer night I was coming home and walking up the steps. Her kitchen shade was up, the light was on, and the window was open. But the back door was closed. As I got near the window (walking past on the stairs) I then heard the sound of running water. I could see some of the hallway, enough to tell that the bathroom light was on. She was filling the tub to take a bath!

I then hustled upstairs and entered my apartment. I called out, and realized that no one else was home. That’s when my idea came to use. I went over by our phone, opened my mom’s address book, and looked up her phone number. Our phone cord stretched over by our window, from which I could see into her kitchen. I realized that if she was going to answer the phone, she would have to come out of the bath tub to do it. (This was also before most people had answering machines, so every phone call seemed important.) She would be intent on getting that phone call, and would not be looking out her window to see me standing above. And if by some chance she did, how would I know she was coming out of the bath?

Next I dialed her number. I figured I could let it ring 4 or 5 times and hang up. Back then it was a reasonable enough time to wait for someone to answer. Even if I didn’t hang up until after she answered, there was no way she could track the call, and would figure they would call back later, and not think anything of it.

Sure enough, after about 3 rings, out she came. However, by the time she got to the kitchen, she already had her big bath towel wrapped around her, so I didn’t get to see anything other than some cleavage. She answered the phone, figured whoever it was didn’t wait, and kept the towel on as she walked back to the bathroom.

In effect, my idea was a success, even if the results weren’t. I kept this in mind over the next few years after I moved out on my own. I had tried to get the phone number of that college babe who left her door open before that incident, but it wasn’t listed. (I got her name by having walked into that building across the street one night and the mailboxes had the unit numbers on them, and had called directory assistance.) I could have had some big time fun if I had her number, considering the times I knew she was going into the shower.

How does this tie together? I could have called that college babe and in effect alerted her that the front door was open without her knowing it was me. And she probably would have come out naked, too.

But not anymore. Between caller ID and cell phones, a total creep’s options are more limited.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

More readers write..............

T.G. of Virginia writes:

"I am still enjoying listening to the audio book. I was telling my younger brother about it today. He is away at (name removed) College, and he told me that from a couple of nearby dorm rooms he could see into some of the girls' dorm rooms at night with binoculars. I heard the part where you comment about colleges being a challenge. What do you think? Should my brother take advantage of the opportunity?"

Good question, T. From what you told me, it doesn't sound like your brother could use his dorm room. If he would have to tell other guys in the dorm what he is doing, I would suggest that he NOT pursue it. On one hand, I'm sure some of the other guys would enjoy the chance to check out some fellow students, especially if they are hot looking. But one slip of the lips could lead to serious trouble. Especially with binoculars involved.

If even one babe finds out the word could spread quickly and your brother would then be in for a rough time because of it. Babes could also complain to campus security. There is even a chance that a guy on the floor of your brother's dorm might have different moral standards and alert someone with authority. There is a reason why I say not to pursue using binoculars on a school campus.

On the other hand, if your brother were in off-campus housing or had a position to see into a girls' dorm from outside of campus property, with the right precautions it could work. But, as I point out in the book, it is very very rare to have an opportunity to see into girls dorms.

Dan from Minneapolis asks:

"As much as I love your advice, do I have to wait until spring? My windows get icy, and almost all of the windows I try to see into are covered with snow and ice and/or have curtains and blinds tight shut in this cold weather."

It's true that cold weather presents a challenge for home viewing. I have spent a few winters up north during snow and icy sub-freezing weather. There really isn't anything you can do if you can't see in to the apartments or units you desire, other than wait for a burst of warmer temperatures and hoping for a slip-up by one of the babes that she will forget to close the curtains or blinds.

A few times I put on a heavy sweater and actually cracked my window open a bit so that I could see out through my binoculars and into one or more places where a babe was. If your schedule and your angle allow, check early mornings before daylight gets too bright to see if curtains come open to let some light in. When the weather is that cold, the babes don't expect anyone to be near their own windows for any length of time to be looking in.

Cold weather days also hurt at work or school, since the babes wear more clothes and they are usually less revealing. Not much you can do, other than wait until the weather gets warmer.