The readers write..................

Ken Collier not only did a great job narrating, or as I should say, interpreting my work into the audio book of “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide”, but he has come up with another great idea. I certainly never thought of myself in the same breath as Ann Landers, but Ken’s idea of my responding to readers and listeners about their personal experiences is a great one.
Don’t worry. If anyone understands, it is me who understands that an identity cannot be revealed. So at the most, I would use a first name (if common enough) and a state for identification. I already have a few to start this off:

Ron from Oregon writes:
“Dear I.C. – I loved hearing about your experience with seeing your girlfriend’s sister under her robe. But how could you be looking there that often without fear of being caught? My sister-in-law has a better body than my wife and I’ve been over when she has loose fitting pajamas on. I hadn’t want to risk it, but now I see where you are coming from on this.”

Dear Ron – Good question! It is like the book and audio says. There are 2 key elements. The first is to maintain a straight face. The second is to watch for opportunities and then be ready. You should also already know that she is not wearing a bra underneath. (If she is, it is not worth the risk to see a bra shot.) For example, maybe you notice her bending over by the sink to put dishes away. If you were nearby when she did, you could see down her pajama top. In that example, try to time it so that you are “helping” by bringing a couple of dishes over to her just as she would be bending over. Be coming around toward her, maybe saying something like, “Oh, here’s more” as if you are not trying to startle her. Like you are being helpful. If luck is truly on your side, you could keep bringing as she keeps bending over to load the dishwasher or cabinet and get multiple glances.

Of course, you might wind up having to then do this at home for your wife. But if doing so leads to some nice glances at her sister’s chest, it could be worth the trade off. If not in the kitchen, again, the point is to look for opportunities and then know when to pounce.

“Dear I. C. – I lost a good chance this morning. I was walking through the lobby of the office building I work in when a young babe walking a few feet ahead of me dropped something out of her wallet. She squatted down to pick them up, but she was facing toward me and I wasn’t close enough to see anything down her top. Then when I turned back and saw her walking away, her top was short and I probably could have seen down from behind. What could I have done differently? Jeff from Ohio”

Dear Jeff – Glad you read or heard the book, so you are aware of these opportunities. It’s tough to be specific based on what you have given me. But it sounds like you could have capitalized. That is a judgment call. It looks like you had a couple seconds to make a decision. If she was ahead of you when she dropped the items, you could/should have already known her blouse or shirt was short. Once you saw which way she was squatting down, you could have continued walking at the same pace behind her. Her focus would be on her dropped items and not by people in an office building lobby. Then you do the glance over as if you are curious about what dropped, if something broke, etc. Keep a straight face, or get that “wow, the babe couldn’t even hold her mirror!” look. Either would hide a “I’m seeing butt crack!” look, and you should be fine. But sometimes you don’t have that option to go behind. In that case, try to walk close enough to see down a top but only if you can do so without a drastic change in course. Again, depending upon the specifics of the situation, you could also go right over and offer to help, standing above her while you can hopefully see down her top. But, Jeff, I’m betting that you won’t miss the next opportunity that comes your way!

Readers or "listeners" are welcome to e-mail me here or via i.c.london at live.com and I'll do my best to help!

Total Creep sounding good!

Thanks to all of you asking about our progress on the book and the audio book portion. It looks as though the Audio Book version is the way to go, at least based on the response so far.

Ken Collier has finished his amazing narration of every chapter, and it consists of more than 5 HOURS total. I gave Ken the authority to interpret a couple of the parts, and I must say it has me wishing I could change a couple of paragraphs in the print copy.

Hearing him describe, for example, the best angles to see up a babe's skirt brings even more life to the experience. I think I'll be getting "Thank You" cards from guys around the country before too long. The idea is that guys can order the Audio Book on CD's, and then put them on the MP3 player and hide the CD's within the collection. (Babes aren't going to go through your CD collection to find what you are listening to!)

Five hours seems a bit over the edge, but that's how much information there is about seeing babes in various states of undress and how to be in the best position to enjoy it through a variety of techniques and throughout the typical week.

Personally, I look at it that more than 30 years of my doing this and developing and refining the techniques takes "only" five hours or so to reveal.

Over the next few days Ken is helping to transfer his master recordings onto the CD's, and I'm helping with the packaging and a few technical requirements. Please note that the special pre-sale price of $10.95 for the entire Audio Book on CD series remains in effect for a while yet. Be ready. I'll let you know here - or you can check www.TotalCreep.com .

audio book getting closer and closer...........

I'm totally pumped about the audio book version of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" as it continues production. Ken Collier (not the country singer) is my announcer and he is doing a tremendous job. I got to listen to Chapter 3 this morning that he recorded over the weekend. He is doing so well I even gave him my permission to ad-lib if he felt the need. Readers won't know, although I will, that he actually added a couple of nice lines to the book that make it "sound" even better.

It looks like we are on pace to finish up the second take of recording, so that we can compare and bring you the best possible "take" for the final product, within the week. We are on pace to have the Audio book on CD ready to send out by the end of January.

Right now we are ready to take "pre-orders" for the audio version. One of my re-sellers has it available at http://www.TotalCreep.com .

Doing this as an audio book on CD should be a nice push for this, my first full-length book. I figure that guys can listen via their Ipod (or equivalent) at their convenience, and keep the CD's in their collection. This way, your woman won't know you are learning all about checking out the babes.

I'll keep you posted, but it's looking great!

update on book - getting closer !!

Thanks to those of you who have been asking. My book, based on more than 30 years of checking out the babes and telling guys of all ages how to do it is now ready. I'm hoping to have its release within the next 10 days.

Meanwhile, I have just secured production of the audio book. Pleased to have hired Ken Collier to handle the voice work. I think that this will allow more privacy for guys who are married or in a serious relationship. Your babe might get upset at seeing my book laying around, but she won't know what is on the CD you are listening to. Recording is scheduled to begin this Friday. Since the book is 90 pages, I'm hoping to have the recording and editing done by the end of this month.

I'm thinking the audio version will outsell the book. I'll let everyone know when both are ready. The web site is already live - just waiting to add in the order information and spread the word.

Again, thanks for your patience!