The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to write me at ic.london at live.com with questions...........
Les C. of NY writes:
"I absolutely loved hearing your book and can tell you spent years on this. But I am in my upper 50's and now have a bad leg. I usually have to wear a soft cast and cannot walk for long stretches. It seems like I can't take advantage of the opportunities you suggest. Any ideas?"
Never give up, Les. I thought about it and now think your having a cast could open up some good opportunities for you. If you are walking slowly and wearing a cast, people around you would not question it if you stop at an unlikely place.
For example, you are walking past a ledge where people are sitting and you see a babe wearing a low neck top. You could walk slowly over near where she is sitting, and either put up your good leg or (if you can lift it) your bad leg up on the ledge and appear to be resting it or adjusting your walking cast. Instead, you can really be looking down her top.
Depending on how you handle stairs, it could be an "excuse" to stop on a landing or on a stair, and not appear suspicious while looking up a skirt or down a top on the next level.
When walking to your seat in a restaurant, you could go especially slow if walking past a table where a babe is seated and you can see down her top or the back of her pants.
Hopefully you get the idea.
You didn't say whether or not you can spy on any babes from home, so I can't address that for you. I know from my experience that there are times when I need to stand for long periods to get a good angle with binoculars, or maybe kneel down on one knee to rest my elbow on a window sill or ledge to be able to see. Hopefully you can get a good view from a comfortable position for you.
Again, don't count yourself out. If some young babes need to think your knee is worse than it really is so that you can be near them, then so be it.
Let me know if you need more help.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Seeing her bra isn't so difficult
Chris M. of OH writes:
“I enjoyed your Audio Book, but mainly the parts about spying on girls from home. I think the chapters about all you do just to see down a shirt are overstated. Maybe years ago that was what you had to do, but now I can walk down the street and see a bra all the time. Same with butt crack. Why is this such a big deal? I wish you had gone into more detail about places to spy on girls instead. You are definitely on to something.”
Thanks for the feedback and the question, Chris. I must admit I do see your point. The book was written based on more than 30 years of practice at doing what I do. During the 70’s and 80’s things were different, indeed. Back when tops were less revealing, there was a different game plan since a percentage of babes would not be wearing a bra. Some of my advice and experience deals with that scenario, which is different than today’s.
However, I will defend myself regarding low rise pants and skirts. It is true that us guys are blessed with some blatant butt crack showings when babes are seated and don’t realize or don’t care that we can see. Yet, there are numerous instances where it takes the extra effort I preach about it to see even more. Whereas my tips and experience from years ago used to go toward seeing boobs, it now applies more toward butt crack. (I realize that seeing butt crack doesn’t hold the same value as seeing boobs, but we have to take advantage of opportunities.)
So hang on to those CD’s with the Audio Book, Chris. Fashions do change. I, for one, am hopeful that we will see a return to styles that allow babes to not wear a bra like it was until a few years ago.
Meanwhile, the long chapters about spying on babes from home or office go into tremendous detail. You are correct, that will remain a constant. I must say the only change I have seen to this is an ironic one. A few of the babes I have spyed on in the past couple of years often have more covered up walking around the kitchen than they did when they were outside. But others make up for that when they walk around in underwear, since bras and panties cover less than they did years ago.
Readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " are encouraged to e-mail me with comments and questions at ic.london at live.com.
The book is available at http://www.TotalCreep.com .
“I enjoyed your Audio Book, but mainly the parts about spying on girls from home. I think the chapters about all you do just to see down a shirt are overstated. Maybe years ago that was what you had to do, but now I can walk down the street and see a bra all the time. Same with butt crack. Why is this such a big deal? I wish you had gone into more detail about places to spy on girls instead. You are definitely on to something.”
Thanks for the feedback and the question, Chris. I must admit I do see your point. The book was written based on more than 30 years of practice at doing what I do. During the 70’s and 80’s things were different, indeed. Back when tops were less revealing, there was a different game plan since a percentage of babes would not be wearing a bra. Some of my advice and experience deals with that scenario, which is different than today’s.
However, I will defend myself regarding low rise pants and skirts. It is true that us guys are blessed with some blatant butt crack showings when babes are seated and don’t realize or don’t care that we can see. Yet, there are numerous instances where it takes the extra effort I preach about it to see even more. Whereas my tips and experience from years ago used to go toward seeing boobs, it now applies more toward butt crack. (I realize that seeing butt crack doesn’t hold the same value as seeing boobs, but we have to take advantage of opportunities.)
So hang on to those CD’s with the Audio Book, Chris. Fashions do change. I, for one, am hopeful that we will see a return to styles that allow babes to not wear a bra like it was until a few years ago.
Meanwhile, the long chapters about spying on babes from home or office go into tremendous detail. You are correct, that will remain a constant. I must say the only change I have seen to this is an ironic one. A few of the babes I have spyed on in the past couple of years often have more covered up walking around the kitchen than they did when they were outside. But others make up for that when they walk around in underwear, since bras and panties cover less than they did years ago.
Readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " are encouraged to e-mail me with comments and questions at ic.london at live.com.
The book is available at http://www.TotalCreep.com .
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Not if she can help it........
Well, not everybody enjoys " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide ", especially if they are female.
Debbie M. writes:
"My boyfriend let me read a couple chapters of your book, and then I found your blog. You and guys like you disgust me. If my bra is showing it is not because I want anybody to see. How dare you? Now you make it seem like I don't dare open the blinds to my condo unless I am fully dressed. I already know better than to walk around at home and put on a show for anyone. It is no wonder that you and a lot of guys can't do any better than gawking at us women. Just go away."
Thanks for the permission to use this, Debbie. I won't ignore your comments. You are entitled to your opinion and I asked for reader feedback. Even with the flack I get from women, all I do is write about what a lot of guys are thinking and would like to say. I don't ask babes to not wear underwear when they go out, to bend over and not protect their clothing, or to leave the blinds open when they come out of the shower. But as long as they do this, and other things like these, guys like me will take advantage of every opportunity we get to take in the view.
As much as I travel, I currently have a residence in Las Vegas. I could spend money and go to a club every night and see topless and naked babes. Those women choose to do that in order to make a living. All I have done is written about how to find other ways to get the same result - seeing babes partially and fully naked.
By the way, I am happily married and had steady girlfriends over the years prior to finding the 'right one' to marry. I have never physically cheated on any of them. I am professionally employed and make a good living. In my case, seeing young babes partially or fully naked, seeing up skirts and down tops, and the things I enjoy about checking out the babes cause no financial harm. There is no physical contact.
If you wish to keep your blinds closed and wear clothing that keeps you fully covered, go right ahead.
Readers and listeners comments are always welcome at ic.london at live.com.
Debbie M. writes:
"My boyfriend let me read a couple chapters of your book, and then I found your blog. You and guys like you disgust me. If my bra is showing it is not because I want anybody to see. How dare you? Now you make it seem like I don't dare open the blinds to my condo unless I am fully dressed. I already know better than to walk around at home and put on a show for anyone. It is no wonder that you and a lot of guys can't do any better than gawking at us women. Just go away."
Thanks for the permission to use this, Debbie. I won't ignore your comments. You are entitled to your opinion and I asked for reader feedback. Even with the flack I get from women, all I do is write about what a lot of guys are thinking and would like to say. I don't ask babes to not wear underwear when they go out, to bend over and not protect their clothing, or to leave the blinds open when they come out of the shower. But as long as they do this, and other things like these, guys like me will take advantage of every opportunity we get to take in the view.
As much as I travel, I currently have a residence in Las Vegas. I could spend money and go to a club every night and see topless and naked babes. Those women choose to do that in order to make a living. All I have done is written about how to find other ways to get the same result - seeing babes partially and fully naked.
By the way, I am happily married and had steady girlfriends over the years prior to finding the 'right one' to marry. I have never physically cheated on any of them. I am professionally employed and make a good living. In my case, seeing young babes partially or fully naked, seeing up skirts and down tops, and the things I enjoy about checking out the babes cause no financial harm. There is no physical contact.
If you wish to keep your blinds closed and wear clothing that keeps you fully covered, go right ahead.
Readers and listeners comments are always welcome at ic.london at live.com.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
His date gave him a window of opportunity
The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to send in questions and comments..................
Eddie J. of OH writes:
"Thanks for producing this as an audio book. The announcing was great, and I learned a lot, especially about watching for opportunities that come up if you are a quick thinker. I have a success story to share from (Labor Day weekend) for you.
I had a 2nd date with a really hot looking girl with a great body. However, she didn't like the meal I suggested and after hitting a couple of bars she asked me to take her home. I understood and drove her to her condo and even walked her to the building entrance since it was after midnight. Just a polite hug and kiss, but I knew she wouldn't go out with me again and that was as far as I would get with her.
She went in and down the hallway to her ground level unit. I walked out of the entrance and toward the parking lot where I had parked. As I went around the corner I realized that I could see into her unit, and noticed that her kitchen blinds were not closed all the way. Sure enough, she had just gotten in and turned on the lights, and I could see in far enough to see down the hallway toward the entrance to her bedroom and a bathroom, maybe 15 - 20 feet away.
Then I remembered hearing your story about seeing a babe undress by doing that, and I looked around and didn't see anybody. I was legitimately walking to my car. So I stood there for a moment and kept looking. About 2 minutes later, I saw a shadow come toward the hallway. Then, there she was, walking toward the kitchen while taking off her bra. I got to see those great looking (boobs) bounce a couple of times. I could see her standing topless in the kitchen. She did something by the sink (I don't know what, but who cares) and then walked back to the bedroom, pulling her pants down on the way. As luck had it, she was wearing a thong, so I got a good view of her butt. Then she went into the bedroom and turned off the light. I knew not to chance it any further, thanks to your advice, so I left and went home. It was worth the date to see those (boobs) and not have to put up with her bitchy attitude. Thanks to you, I consider the night a success."
Quite a story, Eddie, but I am glad you got away with doing that. Yes, I have had a couple of situations like that myself and made the most of them. But in your case, I consider the risk to be higher. When I did it, I did not know who the babe was and had other "business" being outside of the apartment or condo. That makes a difference. You see, this babe knows who you are and why you were there. If she had seen you out there, or if someone else did and caught you, the babe would have realized you were out there watching her since minutes had passed since you left her. You might have been treated like a peeping tom and that has ramifications.
You need to understand that I do not in any way encourage or endorse any guy being a peeping tom. Standing outside looking into a window is exactly that. I realize it was late at night and you looked around and were careful, but you minimized the risk you took. Not a good idea since the babe knows who you are and why you were there (if you were caught).
When I struck gold under a similar situation, I was leaving a friend's place in the development and therefore had my story if caught and accused. My friend would have backed me up that I was leaving his place and I could show I was walking to my car. You would not have had that option. As odd as this seems, if you were leaving late at night and happened to see a babe you didn't know walking topless, you could have enjoyed the view, moved on quickly as you did, and had a "way out". I am glad you thought as you did and saw what you saw, but please be careful about taking risks like that in the future.
Here's hoping you get to see the next babe you date in the same room and not outside the window!
Reader and listener questions, stories, and comments are welcome at ic.london at live.com.
Eddie J. of OH writes:
"Thanks for producing this as an audio book. The announcing was great, and I learned a lot, especially about watching for opportunities that come up if you are a quick thinker. I have a success story to share from (Labor Day weekend) for you.
I had a 2nd date with a really hot looking girl with a great body. However, she didn't like the meal I suggested and after hitting a couple of bars she asked me to take her home. I understood and drove her to her condo and even walked her to the building entrance since it was after midnight. Just a polite hug and kiss, but I knew she wouldn't go out with me again and that was as far as I would get with her.
She went in and down the hallway to her ground level unit. I walked out of the entrance and toward the parking lot where I had parked. As I went around the corner I realized that I could see into her unit, and noticed that her kitchen blinds were not closed all the way. Sure enough, she had just gotten in and turned on the lights, and I could see in far enough to see down the hallway toward the entrance to her bedroom and a bathroom, maybe 15 - 20 feet away.
Then I remembered hearing your story about seeing a babe undress by doing that, and I looked around and didn't see anybody. I was legitimately walking to my car. So I stood there for a moment and kept looking. About 2 minutes later, I saw a shadow come toward the hallway. Then, there she was, walking toward the kitchen while taking off her bra. I got to see those great looking (boobs) bounce a couple of times. I could see her standing topless in the kitchen. She did something by the sink (I don't know what, but who cares) and then walked back to the bedroom, pulling her pants down on the way. As luck had it, she was wearing a thong, so I got a good view of her butt. Then she went into the bedroom and turned off the light. I knew not to chance it any further, thanks to your advice, so I left and went home. It was worth the date to see those (boobs) and not have to put up with her bitchy attitude. Thanks to you, I consider the night a success."
Quite a story, Eddie, but I am glad you got away with doing that. Yes, I have had a couple of situations like that myself and made the most of them. But in your case, I consider the risk to be higher. When I did it, I did not know who the babe was and had other "business" being outside of the apartment or condo. That makes a difference. You see, this babe knows who you are and why you were there. If she had seen you out there, or if someone else did and caught you, the babe would have realized you were out there watching her since minutes had passed since you left her. You might have been treated like a peeping tom and that has ramifications.
You need to understand that I do not in any way encourage or endorse any guy being a peeping tom. Standing outside looking into a window is exactly that. I realize it was late at night and you looked around and were careful, but you minimized the risk you took. Not a good idea since the babe knows who you are and why you were there (if you were caught).
When I struck gold under a similar situation, I was leaving a friend's place in the development and therefore had my story if caught and accused. My friend would have backed me up that I was leaving his place and I could show I was walking to my car. You would not have had that option. As odd as this seems, if you were leaving late at night and happened to see a babe you didn't know walking topless, you could have enjoyed the view, moved on quickly as you did, and had a "way out". I am glad you thought as you did and saw what you saw, but please be careful about taking risks like that in the future.
Here's hoping you get to see the next babe you date in the same room and not outside the window!
Reader and listener questions, stories, and comments are welcome at ic.london at live.com.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
What a total creep has learned
A guy in his mid-40's who does not want his e-mail to me to be used asked me a very interesting question that deserves attention. He had listened to the audio book version of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " and picked up on a few of the points in a different way than the other readers/listeners I have heard from.
He obviously paid close attention, especially to the chapters about how to spy on babes using binoculars, and from what he told me, has successfully used many of the techniques the book describes. But his question to me was really a curiosity. He wanted to know what else I have learned from my experiences and how those discoveries may have helped.
This got me to thinking, and soon made me realize how much my reader was on to something. What started in high school by using high power binoculars to spy on girls in nearby apartments and evolved into an obsession for seeing "real" babes fully or partially naked has actually helped me to learn much more besides how to do it well.
In thinking about it more after getting the e-mail, I have come to realize that I have learned a lot in the areas of psychology and surveillance without even trying.
Actually, I realized the surveillance part years ago. If I had a criminal mind, I would be dangerous. As I wrote about in a few months ago in an earlier blog, I realized this on a night when I literally could have robbed an apartment and gotten away with it based on information I had.
To recap, a hot college babe I used to spy on from across the street had her own apartment. I could see into the hallway window to the front door, along with seeing into some of her living room, kitchen, and bedroom as blinds and curtains were open and allowed a view. Her building also had assigned parking, so I could see her parking spot to know whether or not she was home.
She didn't always have the curtains or blinds open, but there were times that I saw her come out of the shower, and times that she would sit on her bed and study while totally naked. Of the babes I could spy on at that time, she was definitely the best looking.
One night, I saw her car pull in. That gave me about 90 seconds to grab my binocs, turn off my lights, and hope to get a good show. I saw her go in her front door as usual. But on this night I'm thinking maybe nature was calling. She pushed the front door behind her without looking, and went through the kitchen and bedroom to the bathroom. (I could only see the bathroom light in her bedroom, not into the bathroom itself.) But then I saw the front door was still partially open. She didn't look to be sure it was closed.
My hunch was right, as a few minutes later she came out into the bedroom and to my delight got ready for her shower. But she had no clue that her front door was part way open and ANYONE could have walked in. While she was in the back taking a shower. That moment many years ago was when I realized the potential of my surveillance.
If I were a criminal, I know I would have had time to casually walk across the street, walk right in to her apartment, and help myself. I realized I knew where she put her purse down when she came home and where her jewelry box was in the bedroom. Then I could have closed her front door on my way out. But I'm not a criminal. I'm a creep and the draw to me was that if I robbed her place I would have missed a chance to see her come out of the shower. It was minutes later, after she put her cute little pajamas on, that she came out and was startled to see her front door still open. She closed it looked around, had a look of concern on her cute face, and went on about her business.
That incident made me realize how much the surveillance of apartments, condos, and townhomes played a part in my spying, and how much I could find out by watching them over the course of weeks, months, and in some cases years. I would know routines, schedules, sometimes parking spaces to know who when she or they were home, where valuables were kept, and things such as which lights were left on when people were not at home.
Yet, it wasn't just for units where hot babes lived. There were times I would monitor guys' apartments on weekends for when they had a girlfriend over. Other times I would see the daughter come to visit the older parents. And so it goes. Knowing this information saved me hours of watching an empty apartment and helped me to zero in on my best opportunities to see babes undressing, getting dressed, walking around partially or completely naked, even if just for a few seconds.
As I think about it, this information has helped me in other ways. I don't leave my wallet in the same place all of the time, vary my routines more, and know to leave different lights on when not home at night. I just didn't acknowledge until now that my extra precautions actually came my way as a result of my obsession to see as many babes as possible naked as often as I can.
Next there is the psychology aspect. Babes across the country (since I have lived for at least 3 years in 3 different time zones during my adult life) have combined to teach me a lot about self confidence, or lack thereof.
Watching babes in the privacy of their own homes would be interesting even if it wasn't for the purpose of waiting for them to be naked. (Not the same level of interesting, of course!) It is a huge measure of how they feel about themselves. I could go on and on.
Some so obviously don't like their boobs to the point of not going topless even when they are all alone, yet they wear a short nightshirt without panties. Others are free and easy about being topless but always have their bottoms covered.
On the other hand, I recall one babe who was obviously very confident and felt good about her body. She would often do housework, including wiping the windows (thank you very much!!), wearing only panties or be completely naked, even with her husband walking around with shorts on. Now that's confidence. And she had a small chest.
Body type and weight are not always a factor in this. I have seen some thick babes who walk around topless or naked with confidence and their weight doesn't matter. They are well groomed and when I would see them with street clothes on the clothes would project confidence and the grooming and appearance would project beauty. While others who are overweight practically wear a tent even when all alone, and walk around slouching and ashamed.
My book contains some experiences of seeing how wives walk around the house with the husband or boyfriend around. My observations range from me seeing more of her body than her husband seemingly could to others that would walk around topless or bottomless to those that were very modest and kept covered up. I use this information for spying purposes. For example, if a babe doesn't like being undressed when her man is around but walks around naked when he's not, then I know that if I see her man at home my chances of seeing her naked are not very good for that night.
The personal result of that? When last I was single, how a babe walked around and groomed and took care of her overall appearance had become more of a factor with me than I would have ever imagined years ago.
So, yes, I have learned a lot of useful information during the process of seeing literally thousands of babes partially or completely naked. Maybe I do have a sequel after all................
(Since I know people don't like to post comments, you can e-mail me at ic.london at live.com. I do my best to answer questions to my readers/listeners. And others from time to time.)
He obviously paid close attention, especially to the chapters about how to spy on babes using binoculars, and from what he told me, has successfully used many of the techniques the book describes. But his question to me was really a curiosity. He wanted to know what else I have learned from my experiences and how those discoveries may have helped.
This got me to thinking, and soon made me realize how much my reader was on to something. What started in high school by using high power binoculars to spy on girls in nearby apartments and evolved into an obsession for seeing "real" babes fully or partially naked has actually helped me to learn much more besides how to do it well.
In thinking about it more after getting the e-mail, I have come to realize that I have learned a lot in the areas of psychology and surveillance without even trying.
Actually, I realized the surveillance part years ago. If I had a criminal mind, I would be dangerous. As I wrote about in a few months ago in an earlier blog, I realized this on a night when I literally could have robbed an apartment and gotten away with it based on information I had.
To recap, a hot college babe I used to spy on from across the street had her own apartment. I could see into the hallway window to the front door, along with seeing into some of her living room, kitchen, and bedroom as blinds and curtains were open and allowed a view. Her building also had assigned parking, so I could see her parking spot to know whether or not she was home.
She didn't always have the curtains or blinds open, but there were times that I saw her come out of the shower, and times that she would sit on her bed and study while totally naked. Of the babes I could spy on at that time, she was definitely the best looking.
One night, I saw her car pull in. That gave me about 90 seconds to grab my binocs, turn off my lights, and hope to get a good show. I saw her go in her front door as usual. But on this night I'm thinking maybe nature was calling. She pushed the front door behind her without looking, and went through the kitchen and bedroom to the bathroom. (I could only see the bathroom light in her bedroom, not into the bathroom itself.) But then I saw the front door was still partially open. She didn't look to be sure it was closed.
My hunch was right, as a few minutes later she came out into the bedroom and to my delight got ready for her shower. But she had no clue that her front door was part way open and ANYONE could have walked in. While she was in the back taking a shower. That moment many years ago was when I realized the potential of my surveillance.
If I were a criminal, I know I would have had time to casually walk across the street, walk right in to her apartment, and help myself. I realized I knew where she put her purse down when she came home and where her jewelry box was in the bedroom. Then I could have closed her front door on my way out. But I'm not a criminal. I'm a creep and the draw to me was that if I robbed her place I would have missed a chance to see her come out of the shower. It was minutes later, after she put her cute little pajamas on, that she came out and was startled to see her front door still open. She closed it looked around, had a look of concern on her cute face, and went on about her business.
That incident made me realize how much the surveillance of apartments, condos, and townhomes played a part in my spying, and how much I could find out by watching them over the course of weeks, months, and in some cases years. I would know routines, schedules, sometimes parking spaces to know who when she or they were home, where valuables were kept, and things such as which lights were left on when people were not at home.
Yet, it wasn't just for units where hot babes lived. There were times I would monitor guys' apartments on weekends for when they had a girlfriend over. Other times I would see the daughter come to visit the older parents. And so it goes. Knowing this information saved me hours of watching an empty apartment and helped me to zero in on my best opportunities to see babes undressing, getting dressed, walking around partially or completely naked, even if just for a few seconds.
As I think about it, this information has helped me in other ways. I don't leave my wallet in the same place all of the time, vary my routines more, and know to leave different lights on when not home at night. I just didn't acknowledge until now that my extra precautions actually came my way as a result of my obsession to see as many babes as possible naked as often as I can.
Next there is the psychology aspect. Babes across the country (since I have lived for at least 3 years in 3 different time zones during my adult life) have combined to teach me a lot about self confidence, or lack thereof.
Watching babes in the privacy of their own homes would be interesting even if it wasn't for the purpose of waiting for them to be naked. (Not the same level of interesting, of course!) It is a huge measure of how they feel about themselves. I could go on and on.
Some so obviously don't like their boobs to the point of not going topless even when they are all alone, yet they wear a short nightshirt without panties. Others are free and easy about being topless but always have their bottoms covered.
On the other hand, I recall one babe who was obviously very confident and felt good about her body. She would often do housework, including wiping the windows (thank you very much!!), wearing only panties or be completely naked, even with her husband walking around with shorts on. Now that's confidence. And she had a small chest.
Body type and weight are not always a factor in this. I have seen some thick babes who walk around topless or naked with confidence and their weight doesn't matter. They are well groomed and when I would see them with street clothes on the clothes would project confidence and the grooming and appearance would project beauty. While others who are overweight practically wear a tent even when all alone, and walk around slouching and ashamed.
My book contains some experiences of seeing how wives walk around the house with the husband or boyfriend around. My observations range from me seeing more of her body than her husband seemingly could to others that would walk around topless or bottomless to those that were very modest and kept covered up. I use this information for spying purposes. For example, if a babe doesn't like being undressed when her man is around but walks around naked when he's not, then I know that if I see her man at home my chances of seeing her naked are not very good for that night.
The personal result of that? When last I was single, how a babe walked around and groomed and took care of her overall appearance had become more of a factor with me than I would have ever imagined years ago.
So, yes, I have learned a lot of useful information during the process of seeing literally thousands of babes partially or completely naked. Maybe I do have a sequel after all................
(Since I know people don't like to post comments, you can e-mail me at ic.london at live.com. I do my best to answer questions to my readers/listeners. And others from time to time.)
Friday, September 4, 2009
Adventures - the front door vision
Continuing with the idea that I share some of my experiences and adventures as a "total creep" not included in my book, " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide ". There are some fun stories which are not as instructional in nature as those in the book itself.
I had a wonderful "quick thinking" experience a few years ago. It was during a stretch of a few months when I was renting a townhouse. A nice townhouse and close to work, but miserable for a total creep like me, since I could only see into 4 other units easily with my binoculars. (I worked some at night, so in a way it was good that I wasn't missing being able to spy on hot babes during the late night hours.) And only one of those units had a babe living in it, but she always wore panties around the house, and all I could see was into her living room and dining room.
There was a nice young couple that lived across the street and over one building. I knew them enough to say hi to and had a few conversations. I gave the husband a ride to the store one night. That sort of thing. The wife was cute and had a really good body, but she would always wear a bra and nothing very revealing when outside. Worse yet, they kept their curtains closed the majority of the time and even when they were open, I had a poor angle looking across the street from one side. Living at street level, they understandably were very cautious at night and tended to keep the curtains closed after dark. Months went by and I didn't think I would get the chance to check out the wife's great body before I moved away.
Finally, one of the nights I was not working and at home for the evening turned out to be a nice and cool evening. One of those nights when people would open windows and doors to enjoy the breeze and the fresh air. The babe across the street wasn't even home and her curtains were closed anyway. But about 10:00 that night, I checked by my window and looked over by where that couple lived.
Their curtains were all closed as usual, and they had closed most of the windows, but they were at home. And, they had opened their front door about half way. Their screen door was glass on top and a screen on the bottom, which was ideal for my purposes, since it meant I had a clear view through the glass on the top part. With the door open about half way, I could only see part of their dining room area and the part of their living room which had a big chair facing in the direction I was looking. I knew from the one time I was over there that one of them would often sit in that chair to watch TV.
After months of wanting to see the wife's body and not having a decent opportunity, I figured it was worth risking an hour or so. I grabbed the binoculars and went into my den and closed the door before opening my blinds enough to see out. Since the den was completely dark and my living room lights were on, it appeared from the outside that I was in my living room (or another room) with the curtains closed and that no one was in the den.
I stood up on the couch against the window so I could see out through my upper blinds. As I focused the binoculars I had a good view in through the clear glass screen door. After a few minutes of standing and looking only at the furniture I could see, the wife came into the dining room area, and she was wearing a robe. She turned toward where I was looking and I could see that the top of her robe was open down the middle past her boobs, but the robe was tied way too tight. It didn't look like they would come popping out.
But as she stood by the dining table, I could see that she was talking to her husband. This was perfect! Not only because I couldn't see him, but it meant that he was not sitting in the chair I could see.
Sure enough, a few seconds later, the babe came into the living room and sat down in that chair that was facing almost directly toward me. If she were to look straight ahead and across the street, she could only see my living room lights on and curtains closed and then my den window with no lights on and the blinds closed most of the way. She would have no idea that I had my binoculars were already focused in on her from behind those blinds.
When she sat down on the chair, the top of her robe stayed tight. Unfortunately, nothing popped open or out. She immediately crossed her legs, but her robe was looser on the bottom and I could see all the way up on one side. It appeared to my expert eyes (and from my years of looking up skirts with legs crossed in that same way) that she was not wearing panties either. There was the possibility of a thong, but from observing her outside several times I saw panty lines so I knew she always wore regular panties and not a thong.
She then started talking to her husband and looking in his direction. Based on the angle she was looking and from my knowing the layout of their living room, I'm thinking she may have been watching TV and talking with him while he was in the hallway by the closet or the entrance to their bedroom. About 2 minutes later, she moved around on the chair and there was the break I was waiting for!
She opened up her legs, and they were pointing right in my direction. And sure enough, no panties indeed! What she was doing was looking sexy for her husband without showing him the goods. He would know she had nothing on underneath, but there was no boobage showing and he could not see all the way up her legs from his angle, but he probably could tell it was showing. Jackpot! I could see right to her promised land, and her hubby could not. She sat that way for about 10 to 15 wonderful minutes!
After that, she got up from the chair, but her robe stayed tight on top. She closed the front door. Must have gotten cool in the living room. But standing on a couch with one leg resting on the top and holding the binoculars steady for about 40 minutes, including about 10 looking at just furniture, proved worthwhile. As it turned out, in about 8 months there, that was the only time I got to see in when she wasn't fully dressed. Never saw the boobs either.
But a funny post script to this story. The next afternoon I was walking over to the (common area) mailboxes and the wife was walking back. She said "Nice weather!". And then I said "yes, and that was great last night!". If she only knew..............
(I know that you guys rarely like to leave comments here. But you are welcome to e-mail me at ic.london at live.com, whether you have comments about my book or not.)
I had a wonderful "quick thinking" experience a few years ago. It was during a stretch of a few months when I was renting a townhouse. A nice townhouse and close to work, but miserable for a total creep like me, since I could only see into 4 other units easily with my binoculars. (I worked some at night, so in a way it was good that I wasn't missing being able to spy on hot babes during the late night hours.) And only one of those units had a babe living in it, but she always wore panties around the house, and all I could see was into her living room and dining room.
There was a nice young couple that lived across the street and over one building. I knew them enough to say hi to and had a few conversations. I gave the husband a ride to the store one night. That sort of thing. The wife was cute and had a really good body, but she would always wear a bra and nothing very revealing when outside. Worse yet, they kept their curtains closed the majority of the time and even when they were open, I had a poor angle looking across the street from one side. Living at street level, they understandably were very cautious at night and tended to keep the curtains closed after dark. Months went by and I didn't think I would get the chance to check out the wife's great body before I moved away.
Finally, one of the nights I was not working and at home for the evening turned out to be a nice and cool evening. One of those nights when people would open windows and doors to enjoy the breeze and the fresh air. The babe across the street wasn't even home and her curtains were closed anyway. But about 10:00 that night, I checked by my window and looked over by where that couple lived.
Their curtains were all closed as usual, and they had closed most of the windows, but they were at home. And, they had opened their front door about half way. Their screen door was glass on top and a screen on the bottom, which was ideal for my purposes, since it meant I had a clear view through the glass on the top part. With the door open about half way, I could only see part of their dining room area and the part of their living room which had a big chair facing in the direction I was looking. I knew from the one time I was over there that one of them would often sit in that chair to watch TV.
After months of wanting to see the wife's body and not having a decent opportunity, I figured it was worth risking an hour or so. I grabbed the binoculars and went into my den and closed the door before opening my blinds enough to see out. Since the den was completely dark and my living room lights were on, it appeared from the outside that I was in my living room (or another room) with the curtains closed and that no one was in the den.
I stood up on the couch against the window so I could see out through my upper blinds. As I focused the binoculars I had a good view in through the clear glass screen door. After a few minutes of standing and looking only at the furniture I could see, the wife came into the dining room area, and she was wearing a robe. She turned toward where I was looking and I could see that the top of her robe was open down the middle past her boobs, but the robe was tied way too tight. It didn't look like they would come popping out.
But as she stood by the dining table, I could see that she was talking to her husband. This was perfect! Not only because I couldn't see him, but it meant that he was not sitting in the chair I could see.
Sure enough, a few seconds later, the babe came into the living room and sat down in that chair that was facing almost directly toward me. If she were to look straight ahead and across the street, she could only see my living room lights on and curtains closed and then my den window with no lights on and the blinds closed most of the way. She would have no idea that I had my binoculars were already focused in on her from behind those blinds.
When she sat down on the chair, the top of her robe stayed tight. Unfortunately, nothing popped open or out. She immediately crossed her legs, but her robe was looser on the bottom and I could see all the way up on one side. It appeared to my expert eyes (and from my years of looking up skirts with legs crossed in that same way) that she was not wearing panties either. There was the possibility of a thong, but from observing her outside several times I saw panty lines so I knew she always wore regular panties and not a thong.
She then started talking to her husband and looking in his direction. Based on the angle she was looking and from my knowing the layout of their living room, I'm thinking she may have been watching TV and talking with him while he was in the hallway by the closet or the entrance to their bedroom. About 2 minutes later, she moved around on the chair and there was the break I was waiting for!
She opened up her legs, and they were pointing right in my direction. And sure enough, no panties indeed! What she was doing was looking sexy for her husband without showing him the goods. He would know she had nothing on underneath, but there was no boobage showing and he could not see all the way up her legs from his angle, but he probably could tell it was showing. Jackpot! I could see right to her promised land, and her hubby could not. She sat that way for about 10 to 15 wonderful minutes!
After that, she got up from the chair, but her robe stayed tight on top. She closed the front door. Must have gotten cool in the living room. But standing on a couch with one leg resting on the top and holding the binoculars steady for about 40 minutes, including about 10 looking at just furniture, proved worthwhile. As it turned out, in about 8 months there, that was the only time I got to see in when she wasn't fully dressed. Never saw the boobs either.
But a funny post script to this story. The next afternoon I was walking over to the (common area) mailboxes and the wife was walking back. She said "Nice weather!". And then I said "yes, and that was great last night!". If she only knew..............
(I know that you guys rarely like to leave comments here. But you are welcome to e-mail me at ic.london at live.com, whether you have comments about my book or not.)
Monday, August 31, 2009
Hair today, gone tomorrow
The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to write with questions and comments........
Don of California writes:
"I especially enjoyed all of your great insights into spying with binoculars. I am fortunate enough to live where I can see into about 20 apartment units and find your advice to be right on target. But I have a challenge. One of the ladies I watch wears a nice short nightgown, and I don't think she wears panties underneath. Even with good binoculars, I can't zoom in enough to tell if I really am seeing her (vagina) or not. I think she is completely shaved there, and without a close up view it's tough to tell. How do you know?"
Great question, Don, and sorry you can't zoom in enough to know for certain. Until the past few years this was very rarely an issue for me since in my early years the babes would not totally shave that area. In fact, there were a few instances where I had the opposite "problem". I saw a few with a lot of dark colored hair there and actually thought they were wearing black panties until I would see butt or enough around the area to realize I saw the goods.
But in the past few years more babes are shaved partially or even completely and it can make it more of a challenge to know for sure that you have indeed seen to the promised land.
Since these babes live where you can regularly see them, I would suggest to give it more time if you aren't sure. At some point you will probably catch her bending over from behind, and if you see her butt crack (without a thong at the top) then you know she is shaved in front. You might also get a full spread view as she sits down or gets up and that will be an indication whether or not she is wearing panties. Hopefully you'll be able to see her undress completely or coming into our out of the shower and know for sure if she is naked or bottomless at the time.
I also take into consideration her hair color, especially if she is a brunette. If she has darker hair, she is not going to lighten the hair around her vag. Even if she keeps a runway or is closely groomed there, you could still see enough dark hair to identify what you see. Even in the years before shaving became so prominent, I ran into this obstacle with some babes who were obviously natural blondes. But at some point, I would be able to tell whether or not they wore panties or be given a definitive opportunity such as seeing her naked.
One other way to tell could be her body language or level of confidence. Often times a babe wearing panties will not care if her legs are spread open, especially at home. Yet, even with no one around, I have noticed some babes who tend to keep covered or watch how they sit when they have nothing on underneath. I suppose it is out of habit.
Aside from suggesting even more powerful binoculars, that is the best I can do. Be thankful you have the "problem". At least you can always tell when you see boobies!
Let me know how this turns out. I like to see success stories from my readers!
Readers and listeners questions and comments are welcome. Write me at ic.london at live.com.
Don of California writes:
"I especially enjoyed all of your great insights into spying with binoculars. I am fortunate enough to live where I can see into about 20 apartment units and find your advice to be right on target. But I have a challenge. One of the ladies I watch wears a nice short nightgown, and I don't think she wears panties underneath. Even with good binoculars, I can't zoom in enough to tell if I really am seeing her (vagina) or not. I think she is completely shaved there, and without a close up view it's tough to tell. How do you know?"
Great question, Don, and sorry you can't zoom in enough to know for certain. Until the past few years this was very rarely an issue for me since in my early years the babes would not totally shave that area. In fact, there were a few instances where I had the opposite "problem". I saw a few with a lot of dark colored hair there and actually thought they were wearing black panties until I would see butt or enough around the area to realize I saw the goods.
But in the past few years more babes are shaved partially or even completely and it can make it more of a challenge to know for sure that you have indeed seen to the promised land.
Since these babes live where you can regularly see them, I would suggest to give it more time if you aren't sure. At some point you will probably catch her bending over from behind, and if you see her butt crack (without a thong at the top) then you know she is shaved in front. You might also get a full spread view as she sits down or gets up and that will be an indication whether or not she is wearing panties. Hopefully you'll be able to see her undress completely or coming into our out of the shower and know for sure if she is naked or bottomless at the time.
I also take into consideration her hair color, especially if she is a brunette. If she has darker hair, she is not going to lighten the hair around her vag. Even if she keeps a runway or is closely groomed there, you could still see enough dark hair to identify what you see. Even in the years before shaving became so prominent, I ran into this obstacle with some babes who were obviously natural blondes. But at some point, I would be able to tell whether or not they wore panties or be given a definitive opportunity such as seeing her naked.
One other way to tell could be her body language or level of confidence. Often times a babe wearing panties will not care if her legs are spread open, especially at home. Yet, even with no one around, I have noticed some babes who tend to keep covered or watch how they sit when they have nothing on underneath. I suppose it is out of habit.
Aside from suggesting even more powerful binoculars, that is the best I can do. Be thankful you have the "problem". At least you can always tell when you see boobies!
Let me know how this turns out. I like to see success stories from my readers!
Readers and listeners questions and comments are welcome. Write me at ic.london at live.com.
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