Even a total creep makes a mistake.........

Greg C. of Ohio writes:

“I enjoyed listening to your book 100% of the time. And I like your blog, especially when you comment about what you consider to be mistakes. I am learning just as much from those. While I don’t want to make mistakes while checking out the babes, especially after sharing with us guys, would you tell us if you do?”

Funny you should ask, Greg. Just today during my lunch hour stroll through an outdoor plaza I made what I consider to be an error in judgment. So I will start to present “mistakes” I make to readers and listeners of “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide”.

I was walking through an outdoor eating area again today, and noticed a babe with a slightly open top who was about to lean forward to take another bite from her sandwich. I also glanced down and it appeared that her top was short enough to allow possible butt crack from behind.

As I know to do, I slowed my walk and managed to time it to be walking “above” her as she learning forward. I got a glance at her bra, but it turned out to be a bra that covered her left breast tightly. But for some reason, I continued to look down her top, and that was my mistake.

Had she been wearing a small or loose fitting bra, or not been wearing one at all, there would have been every reason to continue looking down her top for as long as possible without making it that obvious. But that was far from the case. I don’t need to see bra without actual breast being visible, even when I can’t see all the way down.

As a result of the extra couple of seconds looking down her top at her bra, I was already a step or two beyond her when I turned back around and realized that I would have had a view down her lower back and possible butt crack. But by that instant, all I could see was the loose fit of her jeans and skin. Now not low enough to see any butt crack or panties, but I could tell that had I been closer, and looked there when I should have, I would have seen butt crack if it was there for the taking.

I’m not sure why I missed the opportunity, especially when I always tend to practice what I preach. But, of course, there was no time to deliberate at that moment. I had a couple more babes to check out before the end of the row, although I didn’t score anything worthwhile checking either of them out.

A minute or so later, I got to end of the plaza and went to the street corner just beyond. As usual, I stood there, looked at my watch, then looked around as if I’m looking for someone, and shrugged my shoulders. Then I turned to walk “back”, taking the same path from the other angle.

Looking ahead, I noticed that same babe was still seated, but now was sitting up further than when I walked by and blew it the first time. So I knew that I would not be able to get as good of a look down the back of her jeans as the chance I missed.

There is somewhat of a happy ending to my “mistake”. It turned out that I got enough of a glance down her jeans to see the top of her panties (not a thong) and no evidence of butt crack. Thus, had I gone by her the right way moments earlier, all I would have gotten was bra and panties and nothing else. All in a day’s work.

When I returned to work, I knew I needed to analyze what happened that caused my error that kept me looking at her full bra. Within moments, I realized what happened. A couple minutes earlier, I saw a hot babe seated with her jeans hanging down so low that some butt crack was showing even several feet back. I didn’t even need to get close up and look straight down to see it (even though I did anyway!). It looks like I got overconfident and figured that the next babe after that would be just as easy. She wasn’t. Reality set in. Not that many babes in a given place are leaning or bending or standing or sitting in such a way that some breast or butt crack could be seen.

The fact that the babe I made the mistake with happened to have been wearing high panties (my term for it when regular panties are pulled up above butt crack) is not significant. I could have missed out on another butt crack view, so I need to be aware that, unless I’m at a nude beach or some totally obvious situation, I shouldn’t get overconfident. Each possible view needs to be treated with the same level of concentration.

Again, Greg, a great question, and I’ll continue to point these things out. Readers and listeners to “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “ are welcome to comment at ic.london at live.com.

Meanwhile, thanks to a guy named Todd for the nice and unexpected review:

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One of my e-mail alert services just sent that to me. I'm glad so many of you guys are enjoying!

Private moments for private parts

The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " keep the questions and comments coming.

Kenny B. of Pennsylvania writes:

"I thank you much for your great book. I live across from an apartment building and never even thought to use my binoculars as you suggest. Your detail is amazing. But I must admit that I feel like I am invading people's privacy. I saw a woman counting out money at her kitchen table and that was weird. How do you deal with that? And just how often do you see a private sexual situation?"

Thanks for two important questions, Kenny. On the first one, I understand exactly how you feel, even though it never stopped me. My reason for looking into their homes with binoculars is not to find personal information, yet it does factor in to doing what I do. Using your example, my concern would be what she was or wasn't wearing while counting her money. If she was fully dressed and not at a time of the day where she might change clothes or shower, I probably would move on to another apartment.

Quite honestly it is not always that simple. Sometimes I do find out "too much". I wrote in the book about the apartment with the hot mom and her teenaged daughter I used to spy on and how I used to see them both undressed. Your question reminded me of how I knew where the mom kept her jewelry and some valuables. Even though I have zero criminal or dishonest intent, I would rather not have known that. Yet, I wasn't about to stop watching her. I knew this because she would often take off her jewelry and empty her purse and put it away as the first step toward getting undressed for the evening. So there was no way I was going to miss that. I look at it as part of the game. Just as an athlete is not looking to injure another player, there are instances where they force a collision or significant contact to help the team win. I am looking into that apartment to see the babe(s) naked or with as little on as possible, and anything else I learn is incidental.

Regarding your 2^nd question, the privacy issue comes into play in much the same way. I have watched couples doing the act on several occasions. Yes, it is an invasion of privacy. However, my mission is to see everything I can when they complete and the babe gets up, rolls over, or moves in such a way that I get to see her entire naked body. Sometimes I wind up seeing the guy, but I consider that a price to pay for seeing the babe. On a personal level, I don't care what she is doing or with whom.

There have been a few times I have watched babes play with themselves. I tend to spend more of that time wishing they would move their hand away for a few seconds so I get a better view than I do thinking about how it violates her obvious need for privacy. There was one babe in particular who would aggravate me by sitting on her couch talking on the phone (I'm guessing it was to her boyfriend) and playing with herself under her panties. She would never pull the panties down further (understandable since he would be on her couch at the time) and I would go entire evenings and not see any of her goods. But I kept waiting for the opportunity which didn't happen.

On the other hand, there have been times I have been proud of myself for keeping with my wanting to see the body of the babe and have no further involvement. Just last week I was on a bus seated next to a babe (OK - that was no coincidence) who started going through her purse and opened her check book for a moment. I could have seen her name, address, bank, and her checking balance, along with her ID badge for work. Instead, I went back to my original focus of trying to see down her blouse.

These answers don't make me right. It is perfectly within reason for you to feel some guilt. As for me, I can't help it. It's like the person who just started losing weight and someone puts his or her favorite treat in front of them.

Here is another way to put it. I want to see their "privates", and not what they are doing in private.

Good luck, Kenny. Let me know if you find something good!!

Readers and listeners can e-mail your comments and questions to me at ic.london at live.com

Still learning after 30+ years..........

Even after 30+ years of being a total creep and obsessively checking out the babes, I can still come across a "first". Of course, I feel the need to pass this along to the readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide".

Yesterday I was in a grocery store for a few items. Of course, when time allows I go to food stores in communities where hot babes are more likely to be shopping. I was near the dairy section when I noticed a babe wearing an unrevealing top and tight black sweat pants. As she was walking away from where I was toward her shopping cart, it looked like the outline of a thong underneath.

Just as I was about to give up on her and start looking for someone else, she bent over big time to get or put something into her cart. Being right next to the dairy shelves, the extra bright lighting resulted in what I call the "spotlight effect".

Her having thin black sweatpants facing the extra bright lighting and then her bending over making her sweats super tight made them see through for a few seconds. I could see through to her butt even though she had a thong on.

While this was not that special of a view, this was the first time I realized that the "spotlight effect" could happen that way from lower well lit shelves. This is something to keep in mind as another possible location for a good sighting in a grocery store.

Sometimes babes don't wear any panties underneath sweats. (I know this from seeing babes arrive home and seeing when they take them off.) So if this particular babe hadn't been I might have hit the jackpot with this sighting, especially if and when she was standing facing the dairy products or her cart and I could see her from the front.

I have been aware of and did write about the "spotlight effect" in my book, and have had several instances of seeing entire live boobs and thong or panties views right through clothing when the babe has no idea we can see anything. What I learned from this in the grocery store is another possible location for this to happen.

Meanwhile, a couple of guys have pointed out lately that I comment about mistakes that guys make in attempting to be a total creep, but I rarely point out a deed well done. Good point.

Last night I was at a concert. There was a babe that I did not find attractive standing with her guy, who obviously had a different opinion of her looks than I did. She had a low cut loose fitting top on, and the guy was a few inches taller. The guy knew to do the stand behind her with his arms on her shoulders bit. She was watching the performer, and he was looking down her top. So, yes, some guys can handle themselves quite well.

As always, I enjoy questions and comments from readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" at ic.london at live.com.

A total creep almost out "creeped"

If I hadn’t already written my book based on nearly 40 years of constant babe watching, an incident today during my lunch hour could easily have served as inspiration to for me to do so. I might have been a victim of amateur hour at the plaza. Some guys have the best of intentions but don’t know what they are doing.

There I was making my “rounds” during lunch hour. Today I was walking around an outdoor plaza checking out the babes when I noticed one sitting on a ledge and who appeared to be texting with her cell phone. More importantly, she was leaning forward and wearing a somewhat open circle neck top. Better yet, she had a good sized chest and a tiny bra, leaving an ample portion on display while she was leaning forward to type on her phone.

From past experience I know that if I come up to the ledge and get too close to her, that would distract her and she would leave. As long as I keep my distance, I would have a while to take in the nice view she was making available. Moments like these are what make the invention of texting and extended cell phone applications worthwhile to us total creep guys. She, like other babes, was too focused on her phone to realize just how loose her top had become.

So I went over to ledge and put my foot up and my hand over my eyes as if to be looking for someone while standing about 6 feet away from her. Enough to not be in her personal space. Yet close enough to be able to get a nice angle down her left breast.

However, after about 5 seconds, and just as I was starting to lean further to see all the way down her top, some guy (I’m thinking late 40’s) came along and sat down in between. And the first thing he did was to look right at her. I’m thinking he saw her sitting there like that, just as I had, and wanted to catch that view for himself.

Instead, he ruined it for everybody. Once he cut in front of me to sit down, he momentarily blocked my view down her top and distracted me as I realized he was sitting there, almost squeezing me out. The moment he turned his head toward the babe, it was over. She, as most babes would, then felt the presence of a man in her comfort zone. Or as I should say, a guy nearby. Within an instant, she got up and walked away.

It could have been a coincidence. She might have finished and sent her text. But she also could have saved it and walked somewhere else (without guys hanging around) to finish it. I don’t know. To make matters worse, and to not appear obvious (since this is a plaza I frequent just for this purpose), I had to hang around for about 30 seconds standing there as if looking for someone with that jerk of a guy the only person next to me on either side.

There is no way he could have seen as good of a view as I got down her top, but he also ruined my chance to see even more. During my appearing to wait time, I thought about telling the guy about my book. He sure needs it. You don't just sit right down and expect to look down a babe's top. But I didn’t want to reveal my identity in one of the places I frequent.

Guys, there is a science to seeing quality body action from hot babes. This was my version of an extra in a movie scene waving during the 5 seconds he is in a camera shot. It just shouldn’t have been.

After about 30 seconds, I left the ledge, but needed to go in another direction from where that babe went. So I didn’t get my chance to see even more inside that top of hers. But, as a total creep like me must do, I forgot my frustrations and moved on to the next challenge.

But fear not, as at least I went in the right direction. About 50 feet later I watched as another hottie was just about to sit on an open back chair and was putting some food on a table. Wearing a tank top that only came down to her belt. I pulled out my trusty cell phone and appeared to be getting a text. Just then, that babe sat down, and sure enough there was a couple inches of pure butt crack showing. As I walked closer, I got more of a look and I did not see panties. (Many babes keep their panties down lower so underwear doesn't show.) But as I stopped as if I was texting, she then reached back and pulled her top down and blocked the view.

In this instance, my being there did not cause her to check her top, since I was behind her. No way she could have seen me. (If she had, I appeared to be concentrating on my phone, just as anyone else nearby would have thought.) Many babes check their back (so to speak) within 5 or 10 seconds after sitting down.

At least I made this a positive. Had that jerk not ruined my further view down the first babe’s top, I probably wouldn’t have had my 5 to 10 second window of opportunity to see some butt action. At least in that area of the plaza. While that jerk missed every opportunity to see the goods. The moral of the story - if you are going to do something, do it right.

The audio book version of “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “ is still available at www.TotalCreep.com . Readers comments and questions are welcome at ic.london at live.com.

When being a Total Creep takes work............

Brandon K. of MA writes:

"I also totally enjoyed listening to your (audio) book. Now I'm wondering. I work in an office building with an 8 story apartment building across the street, and I can easily stay late or come in early to get some "work" done. I had a big project to finish and wound up working until almost 10 PM the other night. Before leaving work, I realized that with binoculars I could see into some of the units and I could tell that curtains were open. I'm going to "work" late one night next week. But I don't understand how you know which units have the babes. I sure don't want to be looking at old men."

I understand, Brandon. But doing research is part of learning about an apartment or condo building you can spy on. There is no one set way. It depends upon your situation. Often times you need to check out every (apartment or condo) unit you can see into and see who lives there. So, yes, there is a chance you'll see some fat old man in his undies. There is some trial and error. But if you see a young man living there, check back in the event he has a wife or girlfriend living there as well.

This is part of the reason I wrote "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide". If you could just get some binoculars and start looking, the book wouldn't be necessary. You need to do your research to identify which units are worth checking out. I have had situations where I could also see the parking area for a building, notice babes coming home, and then see which apartment lights go on seconds later. But it varies.

But if you are doing this from work, be sure to be aware of a cleaning crew, security guard, and work colleagues who have access to the office or room you would use. You don't want to be discovered. Listen again to my chapter about procedures. Let me know how it goes!

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I could be much worse than a " Total Creep "

While I can understand that a lot of women find me completely disgusting, they could take heart in knowing that I am not out to pose any threat. But if I were, my experience as a “total creep” combined with today’s technology could easily be a dangerous combination.

(By way of background, my book “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide” describes my personal experiences and expertise over the past 30+years in pursuit of seeing the bodies of young females.)

Yesterday was just another day for me. I spent some of my lunch hour during work walking a plaza where people sit and eat outside and enjoy the nice weather. Got a pretty good luck down the blouse of a hottie wearing a loose fitting bra, and some butt crack from another babe who sat down and didn’t check the location of her shirt.

Later, as part of my work day, I had occasion to go to a nearby office building. In keeping with my techniques, I stood near a young babe also waiting for an elevator, and we both were among those who got on. Unfortunately, the blouse she was wearing was not at all revealing, and her pants were dark colored and not tight enough for me to get a reading as to if she was wearing a thong or regular panties.

Yet, while looking her over, I couldn’t help but notice her photo badge for the building had her name on it and it was very easy to read. She left the elevator a couple of floors before I did. Within those few seconds I knew her name and where she worked (even if not the company – I knew the floor).

Cathy (I’m sure it’s safe to use her first name – it’s not unique) is attractive, but I didn’t consider her a major hottie. Not worth following up to seek out a way to see her boobs or better. You see, there were a few times many years ago that I found out the name and information about a hot babe and actually went to a home address to determine if I could safely spy on her and try to see her naked. Frankly, I was successful a couple of times at doing that from locations across the street or hidden spots. Please note that these earlier times were prior to stalking regulations and laws coming into play, prior to my getting older and having more to risk if caught, and my not having any criminal intent.

As I was returning to work a few minutes later, I started thinking about Cathy. This is the information age. I would like to write more for this blog besides answering reader questions and comments and continue to share my expertise with guys of all ages. Once I got back to work, I decided to treat this as if Cathy was a major knockout and as if I would make a big effort to see what’s going on under her clothes.

One option would have been to go back to that building and take the elevator to the floor she works on, get the names of the companies, and call them asking for her until I find where she works. But in today’s information age, I went back to work and went on Google. Success! Within 5 minutes I knew her age (and I guessed well - mid-20's) from a running event she had entered, and even saw a photo of her (to verify it’s the right person) on her Facebook profile. So I logged in to Facebook and checked out her friends and also found out a little bit more about her.

Even though I could not find a home address or phone number for her, knowing where she works and at least one organization she belongs to would be a good start. If I was going to pursue this, I could even follow her after work to her car, bus, or a ride. A lot of people are leaving that office building at the end of the work day, so she wouldn’t realize somebody was actually watching where she goes. I could have seen her car, and then know roughly where she parks. I could then go back the next day during work hours and check her car for a city sticker or other visible clues about her residence location. Or seen what bus she takes, etc. Simply put, within a couple of days, I could have a ton MORE information about Cathy.

In my case, the only information I could use would be if I could “safely” see into her home with curtains or blinds open after dark and knowing when she comes in or out from the shower. I am not out to date or stalk “Cathy”, do her any harm, burglarize or vandalize her home, or even have her know that I exist. Yet, in my quest to do so, this is how “easily” I could get enough information to be a threat.

Over the years, my use of high power binoculars at most hours of the day and night on apartments, condos, townhomes, etc., in quest of naked babes has included a degree of surveillance on my part. My book contains several experiences of learning the tendencies of babes so I could be ready to see them walking around with little to nothing on, undressing, changing clothes, etc. Heck, I have watched a couple dozen babes TAKE a shower. I would often know which lights and certain precautions they would take when not at home, and in some cases when they would consistently return from work, school, or whatever. In other words, I could have been a successful criminal if I wasn’t only doing these things to see as many naked babes as possible.

At first, I was going to use my perverted sense of humor and wrap this up by suggesting that “Cathy” start wearing low cut tops and more revealing clothes so that guys wouldn’t even bother to notice her name tag.

Deep down I know this is not a matter to joke about, however. “Cathy” and babes like her need to be a lot more careful about making her name and information available that could do them true harm. Again, I could have been anybody. Instead, I’m just another total creep of a guy who was disappointed I couldn’t even see her bra, let alone anything doing under her clothes. But I certainly don’t want any harm to come to “Cathy”. The longer she leads a safe existence, the more opportunity I might have to eventually see those boobies.

Cleaning up at the laundromat

Liking the questions and comments from readers/listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide ", available at www.TotalCreep.com .

A.J. of Texas writes:

"Not only is your book tremendous, but you were so right so often!! I used a couple of your suggestions and even though I didn't get to see much, I can see where more practice and experience will work in the long run. But I am a major believer after last night. I decided to try your suggestions and visit a laundromat like you said.

It is so unbelievable how right you were, even though it probably doesn't happen that often. I appeared to be sitting and reading a magazine, but I was angled looking toward the dryers. A (cute babe) was waiting on her stuff, and was wearing what was either an old style loose fitting skirt or it could have been a nightgown. OMG! She had to reach toward the back to get something and bent over. She wasn't wearing panties!!

I got a great view for a few seconds. It was awesome. I can't thank you enough. I don't speak too well and a (babe) like her wouldn't give me the time of day. She probably didn't notice me sitting there. But whatever. Your book is so great!"

Glad to help, A.J. I had to edit out a few things you wrote since it is not a good idea to let the specific location be known. Congrats!

You can e-mail me with questions and comments on the book at ic.london at live.com.