Even a total creep makes a mistake.........

Greg C. of Ohio writes:

“I enjoyed listening to your book 100% of the time. And I like your blog, especially when you comment about what you consider to be mistakes. I am learning just as much from those. While I don’t want to make mistakes while checking out the babes, especially after sharing with us guys, would you tell us if you do?”

Funny you should ask, Greg. Just today during my lunch hour stroll through an outdoor plaza I made what I consider to be an error in judgment. So I will start to present “mistakes” I make to readers and listeners of “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide”.

I was walking through an outdoor eating area again today, and noticed a babe with a slightly open top who was about to lean forward to take another bite from her sandwich. I also glanced down and it appeared that her top was short enough to allow possible butt crack from behind.

As I know to do, I slowed my walk and managed to time it to be walking “above” her as she learning forward. I got a glance at her bra, but it turned out to be a bra that covered her left breast tightly. But for some reason, I continued to look down her top, and that was my mistake.

Had she been wearing a small or loose fitting bra, or not been wearing one at all, there would have been every reason to continue looking down her top for as long as possible without making it that obvious. But that was far from the case. I don’t need to see bra without actual breast being visible, even when I can’t see all the way down.

As a result of the extra couple of seconds looking down her top at her bra, I was already a step or two beyond her when I turned back around and realized that I would have had a view down her lower back and possible butt crack. But by that instant, all I could see was the loose fit of her jeans and skin. Now not low enough to see any butt crack or panties, but I could tell that had I been closer, and looked there when I should have, I would have seen butt crack if it was there for the taking.

I’m not sure why I missed the opportunity, especially when I always tend to practice what I preach. But, of course, there was no time to deliberate at that moment. I had a couple more babes to check out before the end of the row, although I didn’t score anything worthwhile checking either of them out.

A minute or so later, I got to end of the plaza and went to the street corner just beyond. As usual, I stood there, looked at my watch, then looked around as if I’m looking for someone, and shrugged my shoulders. Then I turned to walk “back”, taking the same path from the other angle.

Looking ahead, I noticed that same babe was still seated, but now was sitting up further than when I walked by and blew it the first time. So I knew that I would not be able to get as good of a look down the back of her jeans as the chance I missed.

There is somewhat of a happy ending to my “mistake”. It turned out that I got enough of a glance down her jeans to see the top of her panties (not a thong) and no evidence of butt crack. Thus, had I gone by her the right way moments earlier, all I would have gotten was bra and panties and nothing else. All in a day’s work.

When I returned to work, I knew I needed to analyze what happened that caused my error that kept me looking at her full bra. Within moments, I realized what happened. A couple minutes earlier, I saw a hot babe seated with her jeans hanging down so low that some butt crack was showing even several feet back. I didn’t even need to get close up and look straight down to see it (even though I did anyway!). It looks like I got overconfident and figured that the next babe after that would be just as easy. She wasn’t. Reality set in. Not that many babes in a given place are leaning or bending or standing or sitting in such a way that some breast or butt crack could be seen.

The fact that the babe I made the mistake with happened to have been wearing high panties (my term for it when regular panties are pulled up above butt crack) is not significant. I could have missed out on another butt crack view, so I need to be aware that, unless I’m at a nude beach or some totally obvious situation, I shouldn’t get overconfident. Each possible view needs to be treated with the same level of concentration.

Again, Greg, a great question, and I’ll continue to point these things out. Readers and listeners to “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “ are welcome to comment at ic.london at live.com.

Meanwhile, thanks to a guy named Todd for the nice and unexpected review:

http://www.buildingrainbows.com/bookreview/reviewid/36667

One of my e-mail alert services just sent that to me. I'm glad so many of you guys are enjoying!

More readers write.............

Thanks for the nice notes about the photo page on Flickr. Meanwhile, some more questions from readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide".............

Mike M. of Ohio writes:

"You make a few references to seeing breasts and more of friends and family members' wives or girlfriends. Aren't you fearful of being 'caught'? I would think that could severely damage a relationship. I'm afraid to ever try that, and I have younger brothers with babes that look better than my wife does."

I understand the concern, Mike. That is why I also include the steps necessary, and I do mean necessary, toward reaching the point where you can see the goods. Your note did make me realize that my stories about this are throughout the book, rather than a chapter or segment specific to seeing friends and relative's wives or girlfriends.

You can certainly re-read or re-listen to the chapters other than "Safe At Home". The best advice I can give you is to learn and practice the techniques outside of your circle of friends and relatives. Get the confidence that you can see the goods on others. When you know how to get the best angle and have your techniques in gear, then you can work your way into your circle.

There is no limit to the amount of training you can get. Please see my response to one of the letters last week about how the babes are too covered up in cold weather. I'm sure you are having that in northern Ohio this time of the year. So put the time to good use. Walk behind the babes and do what you can to get an "over-the-shoulder" view. Even when she is wearing a turtleneck, scarf, or high collar outfit and you can't see a thing, you can develop the confidence to know that if there was a view down her top, you would have had it. You can't get enough practice. And you can have your story ready and get in the habit.


The sooner you develop the confidence and the knowledge that you can get the view you want, whether down a top or jeans, up a dress or robe, etc., the quicker you will be able to enjoy your brothers' young friends!

Les C. of Massachusetts asks:

"I saw the news articles about women protesting Facebook's policy of banning photos of breast feeding and how women have been sending them in. You mention in your book about seeing some babes breast feeding in public over the years. Where can I go to see for myself?"

Les, there isn't exactly a specific location to see any breast feeding, and if there were, I wouldn't think that guys would be welcome. The incidents I wrote about happened in public places, so as always, keep your eyes open. I don't (yet) have a Facebook account to search for these, but I sort of doubt that women would let me in as a friend so I could see their pictures, if they are allowed.

It is part of the reason to be on the lookout for young moms with babies or toddlers with them. They could be candidates for breast feeding, and again, I have seen some in very public places lift that shirt and let it show before that towel covers up. If not breast feeding, there is the possibility of bending or leaning over to attend to the child and getting a nice view down her top. Moms get so focused on their children they often forget the view they allow. Good luck!