Enjoying the young moms

Even with the changes in fashion trends and everything else going on in the world, it is nice to know that the young moms remain all so focused on their baby or toddler when out and about.

Yesterday I was walking down a block with some stores and office buildings. I noticed a toddler in a stroller about 20 feet ahead of me. Then I quickly noticed the hot young mom tending to him (or her - I never did look at the kid!). As so often happens, she was bending over to do whatever she was doing, and had no idea that her top was hanging down.

Even though she was wearing a bra, it was one of the low cut ones, so I was able to get a good look most of the way down on both boobs. While not as great as years earlier when some young moms, especially those that breast feed, would not wear a bra to have their breasts "free" and available for feeding use, I was getting a healthy glance of boobage for a few seconds, since I slowed my walking speed.

Just as I was coming up along side, she finished whatever she was doing on that side of the stroller and stood up. I wanted to get a look at her overall shape, so I turned and continued to watch her.

She immediately walked over to the other side of the stroller, so I didn't get as much of a glance as I would have liked. And there I was already past her. But then she somewhat made up for that. She was tending to the toddler from the other side of the stroller, and bent over again. Since I was on the other side of her, I was getting still more of a look down her top and as far as her low cut bra would allow.

This is where my years of experience kicked in. I could see that her only concern was the kid and that she was oblivious to her top hanging down. I rarely get to do this, but I could tell she was so focused on the kid that I simply stood there for about 5 seconds and continued that wonderful view. Normally I do not recommend that guys stop and blatantly stand there looking, but my years of experience at this sort of thing gave me the confidence to know I would get away with it. I did, however, turn around and walk away without looking back after about 5 to 10 seconds. If she had finished with the kid and looked up straight ahead, it might not have been the best thing for me. The second and long glance like I did is definitely a judgment call.

But having enjoyed many a young mom too focused on the kid to notice a top hanging down, or squatting down and exposing butt crack, I always love how they think of nothing else but the kid in those situations.

If only she didn't need that tiny bra...............

Any good young mommy stories? ic.london at live.com - and I'll keep it private if you request.

A fun way to "alert" your woman

I was at a small outdoor concert the other day which had rows of bench seating near the stage. While approaching from the side I spotted a cute hottie sitting with a guy. She was wearing a tight t-shirt, however it was not at all revealing, but I could tell that it was up over her jeans in the back.

As I got behind her I was glad to notice that there was some butt crack showing, and the amount I could see increased slightly as she leaned forward. I suppose the dude she was with was already aware of her low rise jeans, and I could certainly understand that.

Apparently he sat back to grab a look and then realized that others behind her could also enjoy the view.

This brings up the interesting point for guys about what to do when the babe you are with has something good showing. (There are some guys that for some reason don't care, but I do and I find that most guys don't like their babe showing the goods.)

There have been just a couple of times when I have actually mentioned to a girlfriend that she needs to make an adjustment. One was when the most important button on her shirt came open and she realized it just as I was saying it. She even got a kick out of how quickly I noticed, and I responded with something like "You already have my attention!".

Another time a date was not wearing a bra but she was wearing a tight shirt and came pointing through. After I noticed a dude staring her down as we walked past (just like I would have done had I been in his position) I asked her to put on a sweater so that only I would know how great her chest is. She did so.

But this guy wasn't about to say anything. Instead, he put his hand on her lower back. The actual lower back - below where her t-shirt ended. He then stroked and actually brought a couple of fingers down and rubbed them across the top of her butt crack. (Must have been fun!) She then got the hint and reached behind and quickly pulled her t-shirt all the way down over the top of her jeans while sitting back.

I found that a most interesting way for to alert her, doing so by getting a quick feel of the top of her butt. Yet, she responded. And dang it, that shut off my view. At least for a couple minutes until she leaned up slightly and the t-shirt came up again. However, this time there wasn't as much of her butt crack showing so I soon moved on to scope another babe.

Were that me sitting there with her, I'm sure I also would have noticed that. I have always checked out my girlfriends while in public for a look down her top or wherever else. Believe me, if I were with this particular babe and she was wearing low cut jeans, I definitely would have been checking the butt as much as possible.

Yet, I think I would have just told her she needs to adjust her shirt or pants, rather than put my hand or fingers there. At least while in public. I probably would have put my hand inside her jeans later once we were in private and let her know how much I love getting glances at her butt.

So, fellow total creeps, what you have done? Or not done, in that situation?

You can be a total creep almost anywhere..........

The readers and listeners of “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “ continue to write with questions and comments. Tommy of Maryland writes:

“You make it obvious that you travel and you have your spots for the babes in various parts of the country. Why are you so hesitant to reveal them?”

There are several reasons that I didn’t in the book and why it is generally not a good idea to do that. (The only exceptions are a couple of nude beaches and regular beaches I specifically mention.) One reason is actually the babes themselves. If even one hot babe finds out that guys are going to “whatever” plaza to try and look down tops, up skirts, and the like, and then stops going, it takes away opportunities for us total creep guys. We don’t want that.

Besides, a prime idea in my creating the book is to help you guys to watch for and create opportunities in your every day existence. I don’t need to be traveling, as I am always thinking like a total creep.

Another reason I do not is for personal security. After all, I. C. London is not my real name, and I actually do not live full-time in Vegas like my profile states. I’m sure there are some women who would lynch me if they knew where I was. Many resent what I write about, even though they fail to understand how just about every straight guy would do these things if he knew how to do it better and more often like I do.

Mainly, I don’t need to list specific locations. You should be able to find your own. I go on about festivals, concerts, sports events, food courts, outdoor plazas, schools, and the like. It is also a factor in why I do this blog. The reader story posted a few weeks back about the guy who “just happened” to be in a self-serve laundry near a campus and saw a babe unloading the dryer with no panties on was probably the most rewarding e-mail I have received since I put out my book. He didn’t need to ask me for locations. He listened to the audio book and took my advice.

Readers and listeners can reach me at ic.london at live.com

A total creep is not a peeping tom..........

I guess this is the Total Creep version of point – counterpoint, but I got an interesting response to my previous answer. Readers and listeners of “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide” are always welcome to send questions and comments to me at ic.london at live.com.

Jimmy C. of FLA writes:

“I hope it is OK to disagree, but I wanted you to know that I disagree with Jay’s question about why you included so many stories in your excellent book. Your response was perfect about how you had reasons to include them. I thought this was especially true when you described the times you almost got into some trouble over what you do, and how you handled them. The story about standing on the sidewalk outside of that garden apartment and saw that topless babe is practically worth the price of the book right there. I don’t live near any tall apartment or condo buildings and your story showed me exactly what to do!”

First, Jimmy, this is America and of course it is OK to disagree. I’m not sure I needed to be defended, but thanks for that as well. However, I was not able to include the rest of what you wrote, although I will address that.

I completely understand how that story can make me appear to be just like a peeping tom. My intent with that story is to show exactly how I could have talked my way out of that situation if authorities had nabbed me. To briefly recap, I was able to see into a babe’s garden apartment bedroom from the sidewalk walking through the complex, and she realized that I probably saw her topless. Yes, I stopped and watched for about 20 seconds. Yet, in the book I detail exactly what I did before and after those few precious seconds of enjoying the view and how nothing further ever came of it, including presenting how I would have handled other scenarios which could have arisen from that.

However, Jimmy, your story (which I took out for this blog) most likely was a peeping tom situation. Unless you left out some important details, such as your “reason” for being there, I’m afraid you could have gotten into trouble and were fortunate to have not been discovered. That babe, someone who knows or even lives with her, or someone working for the building she lives in could have found footprints. She could also find one of the plants by her patio moved slightly or some other indication that someone was out there looking in. While I am glad you saw what you saw, I would advise you not to go back there to see the rest, and to stay away from that complex for a while in case someone saw you and gave a description. There is a huge difference between walking from someone’s apartment (which could be proven) and happening by a neighbor babe who happened to be topless vs. your practically walking onto a chick’s patio for an extended glance up a nightgown. From what you shared with me, I don’t think you could have explained your way out of that one.

Believe it or not, I actually had a related experience (if you want to call it that) on a visit to California a couple years back. I was walking down a side street and came upon a woman standing outside of her condo telling 2 police officers how she saw the man they were holding in the police car at the curb climbing a tree behind her bedroom window just as she was coming in from the shower. (That was another of reasons I created my book – so guys don’t have to face that.) Again, what you described sounded just as blatant. There are times when it is truly not worth the legal risk of seeing what you got to see, no matter how much you enjoyed it.

Boy, ‘Dear Abbey’ sure wouldn’t have answered this way!

This creep wants more results...........

The readers and listeners to “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “ continue to e-mail me with questions and comments…..

Jay T. of GA writes:

“I totally enjoyed your book and how well it is narrated, but I don’t get why you have so many stories about the good things you personally saw. Don’t get me wrong, as I enjoyed the book, but a story about how you saw up a skirt without panties underneath didn’t bring me any joy. Couldn’t you have had more of your helpful tips?”

Thanks for the good review, Jay, but I must tell you that the personal stories I included had purpose for the book. The best analogy I can give you would be that it is like a baseball coach writing a book about hitting, and commenting about how he tried a new position while hitting and he hit a homerun in the first at bat. You might not care that he hit a homerun, but that isn’t the point. It is to show the result. Same with me.

For example, you probably recall my story about how I used to stand on the top floor balcony of an apartment building I lived in which overlooked the swimming pool and building patio. From there, I could also see into several of the apartments along the side. I detailed how I would appear to be looking toward the pool when in fact I would really be looking into certain apartments, and how I would maintain a calm demeanor. I tell the story about how I saw a hot babe walk out of the shower and into her bedroom stark naked and then realize her curtains were open. My point in telling that story was not to share my enjoyment of seeing all she had to offer, but to provide my expertise on how I got away with it, even after she started watching me after it happened. I never got questioned or into any trouble over this, and I was living in the same building at the time.

The point of that story, and others like it, is to let guys know exactly how I got results using the techniques I teach.

Even the chapter called “So Stupid” which contains nothing but stories about babes doing some extremely careless things is designed to provide guys with a variety of possibilities to be ready for. I’m sure I don’t need to remind you, but every babe’s body is unique. Until we both see them all, there is a lot of “work” to be done. I’m here to help you get your own results. Let me know how you do!

Choose your elevator ride carefully

Readers and listeners to “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “ continue to write with questions and comments at ic.london at live.com.

Bob T. of Indiana writes:

“I loved listening to your book and agree that your announcer did a tremendous job. Unfortunately I don’t live near the tall apartment buildings you wrote about, but I am using your techniques at festivals and sports events. One question I have is why you comment about riding on elevators with babes. That was the only part I didn’t quite get.”

Thanks for the kind words, Bob. But on to elevators. They are not exactly feasts for guys like us, but the concept is that riding up or down a few floors can be made a bit more pleasant. I suppose I might have made this part of the book too brief since it is not a major part of checking out the babes. So I will elaborate for you………..

This really applies to elevators in professional and office buildings, colleges/universities, and multi-story shopping malls (such as a couple of 7 story malls in New York, Chicago, etc.).

My best example comes from the years I worked in an upper office of a 30+ story office building. I would watch for one or more babes waiting on an elevator when possible and try to check out what she or they are wearing. I would appear the perfect gentleman by letting her get on first.

This was really to give me the opportunity to position myself depending upon her outfit. For example, if she had a button down blouse with openings, I would then enter and stand next to her on the side of her facing inside her blouse buttons in hopes of seeing in where her boobage meets her bra. If she is wearing a loose fitting and/or low cut top, I would stand slightly behind her so that I could look over her shoulder or down one side of the V-neck. On rare occasion, she might have low rise jeans or a low hanging skirt on and I could stand behind and look for butt crack or a thong.

When there is more than one babe entering the elevator, I do my best to choose the best possibility. One babe is bound to have more skin showing or be wearing something a bit more revealing than the others. Sometimes I judge by best looking but most of the time I try to enter the elevator positioned to check the one with the most revealing outfit.

During those days, I happened to work on one of the upper floors of the building. This would come in handy because most of the time the babes would be exiting the elevator going up before me, and I would remember which floors in the building tended to have the hottest babes. There were many times when I would be the last person standing after the last babe would exit on a lower floor. This gives the advantage of easily being able to stare her down for panty lines and/or to enjoy a nice butt until the elevator doors close again, since no one can see where I am looking. It is also handy information for the way down. If (for example) I see the elevator stopping on the 17th floor, I might then be standing closer to the door to be able to move back and position myself to see down a top or jeans for the rest of the ride back down.

While a lot obviously depends upon your situation, it can help to make mental notes. If and when you find a babe in the building who shows a lot of skin, it could help to have an idea of when she comes and goes. Babes won’t question guys like us riding an elevator to work or on business.

You might catch a break. A couple of times I have witnessed what appears to be a babe going for an interview or important presentation. She has openly reached inside her blouse to adjust a bra strap and either not realized or not cared that I could see all the way down the bra while she did that.

I did not put this in my book, but I do have an example of how paying attention while riding the elevator can lead to better. A few years ago I had regular business on a college campus. A couple of times I noticed a major hottie who would usually wear low cut and open collars with a skimpy bra underneath in order to show a ton of cleavage. Twice around the same time each morning I saw her on the elevator and the 2nd time I followed her to a nearby plaza where she would sit and have her lunch with a couple of friends. When she would sit and lean forward to eat, guys could get a wonderful look down her top.

Over the few weeks I had the opportunity to be there, I would wait by the far end of the bank of elevators on the first floor starting a couple of minutes before she would usually arrive. Let’s say she would come down about 11:45, so I would make it a point to be at the far end as if waiting for an elevator by 11:42. When I would see her come out, I would appear to have just gotten off a different elevator behind her and to be walking her direction toward the food court. She wouldn’t think anything of it, since if she noticed me earlier it would have been riding down on the same elevator as her, so she would think I really did have reason to be nearby. (And I’m not a good looking guy, so who is to say she would have even noticed me anyway.) This method gave me the opportunity to walk right past her and get a healthy glance down her top both on my way to and from the food court.

I realize that this situation doesn’t come up often, but the more I present the more possibilities there are for us guys. The situation with the hottie having lunch came about because of my paying attention on an elevator. Admittedly, I have never seen nipple or anything major on an elevator ride, even though I have seen hundreds of peeks at bra and panties. My feeling is that I would rather look at that than watching the numbers of the floors go by! Hope this helps, Bob.

Missed it by a hair..............

As much as I enjoy long hair on a babe, there are those rare occasions when it becomes a disadvantage for a total creep. Like today during my lunch hour. There I was walking through an outdoor plaza on a hot summer day when I spotted a hottie sitting at a table and leaning forward to take a bite of lunch. Her top was very loose and from a few feet away walking toward her I was pretty sure I would see all the way down past whatever she had on (or didn’t have on) underneath.

However (and this is one of the few times I use long hair and “however” in the same sentence), her long hair was also leaning forward with her. Worse yet, it was thick long hair. I got along side and I couldn’t see a thing. Even a minute later when I just happened to be walking back past her from behind on the other side of her. And a minute later when I walked back by her again just as she leaned forward. Couldn’t see a thing.

My best consolation is that when I turned to look from behind I saw the outline of her bra across her back, so at least I wasn’t shut out of a total boob view. Of course, I don’t know if it was a low cut or loose fitting bra which could have yielded a lot of boob had I been able to see down. At least I would have had the best possible angle and my timing was good, but there are some things that can’t be helped.

This was not my only bad break in the past few days. (I have received a couple of e-mails from readers and listeners of “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “ asking me to blog about my “failures” and how I deal with them, and thought it was a good idea.) On Friday at lunch, I was walking through a different plaza and from behind noticed a babe sitting at the top of a stairway wearing what looked to be a somewhat loose top. It was tucked in to her pants very well, so not even an opportunity to see butt crack, so I knew my only opportunity would be over the shoulder down her top when I passed by.

Unfortunately, she was defending a total creep even while sitting on a stairway. Not only was the butt protected (even from panties showing), but just before I was to walk past her she put her hand up and clutched her top tightly. She either heard or felt (sitting on the ground atop the stairway) someone coming near. I don’t think she could have known if it were a guy or a woman, but she had the instinct to cover up. So I didn’t get to see a thing. As tempted as I was to turn back and ask her if her man had read my book and given her tips about this, I kept walking.

For the thousands of tops I have seen into and down, along with seeing up and down skirts, jeans, and shorts, even an expert like me is not always successful. It is like the long-time baseball analogy that even a .300 hitter (among the best) does not get a hit 7 out of 10 times. Same for the daily attempts of a total creep like me.

As I have said countless times, the hundreds of times that all I see is “nothing”, bra, or panties are made worthwhile those instances when I see significant flesh while walking out and about. Same with spying on babes with binoculars. The hours spent some nights waiting for clothes to come off that I don’t get to see or seeing a guy naked but not his wife become secondary when compared to the hours of watching babes come out of the shower, walking around exposed, and all of the rest.

Meanwhile, I am happy to answer questions and comments from readers and listeners of my book via ic.london at live.com.