Wednesday, January 5, 2011

the Maria Menounos wardrobe malfunction

Way to go, Celebrity-Gossip.net!



They have published the photos of Maria Menounos and her "wardrobe malfunction". Guys, check out the photos of just her in the first 2 rows on the first page of the group of photos.



You'll know where to look, and while not work safe, be amazed at what we get to see.



http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/maria-menounos/image



I'm fortunate enough be traveling in the south this week, and believe me, this makes me want to head for the beach as soon as possible!!



Way to go, Maria!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Be a Total Creep without a trace !!

It continues to amaze me how many people are surprised at what guys will do see naked babes. As I have said many times over the past couple of years since my book on the subject was released, there are a ton of straight guys who are into seeing female nudity on a regular basis. Not just porn and strip clubs either.



Here is still another fresh news story, one in which a guy was caught having videotape of a woman (no info about her age in the story) taking a bath:



http://www.garstangcourier.co.uk/news/local/peeping_tom_filmed_woman_in_bathroom_1_2837662



The story details what he did which got him arrested. But it also contains the reaction from his now former employer as well as an organization he worked with. Once again, the reaction comes across as if this guy is the only guy who would want to video a woman taking a bath.



They've got to be kidding. For continuing research, I review news accounts of guys being arrested for incidents such as peeping tom, video cameras on babes, and related attempts to catch babes naked. There are still plenty of guys out there who mess up and get caught, such as the guy arrested as described in the above news story.



What these news accounts fail to acknowledge is that there are plenty of guys out there who know not to get caught. They know to keep their you-know-what inside their pants when they could be seen by others. They know to either destroy the evidence (video recording, candid photos, etc.) or not to video tape babes in the first place.



The guy in this news story is an example. If he had kept his pants zipped up, authorities would not have had a reason to check him computer and then find a video of a woman taking a bath.



My point is that the guys who mess up and are then discovered with evidence are not isolated incidents. More guys know not to mess up and get caught.



It is an extremely enjoyable experience for a guy to watch an attractive young babe take a bath or shower, including the before and after (getting undressed and dressed). In my book, I wrote about my favorite, a college babe I could watch with binoculars from a west coast apartment I was renting, who would come out of the shower and spend the first moments toweling down her hair while standing there stark naked.



All it took was my knowing not to video tape her, so there would be no evidence, and keeping my pants zipped up. No reason to make anyone suspicious, and authorities could search all they want and not find any evidence. I have seen many babes take a shower or bath over the years, but I know to keep those memorable images to myself.



Since I am of average to reasonable intelligence, I can assure you that I'm not the only guy who knows to do this. And I did it for 30 years before writing my first book about it to help advise other guys.



The guy in this news story was also a working professional and a member of multiple community organizations, along with having a family. Yet, the media treats this as some sort of isolated incident. Sorry to break it to you. He got caught with his pants down, so to speak. Other guys, some of which do not have this guy's status, know better. I wonder how many times that woman has been seen taking a bath by other guys.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Panties aren't always bad

The readers/listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to write:

Jerry B of AZ writes:

"Now I understand why you wrote about looking up skirts and shorts even when you know she has panties on. This morning I was cutting through (name withheld) Park and saw a babe laying on her back with her legs up wearing loose fitting shorts. I changed my path and walked around her to try and get a glance down between her legs, just as you suggest. She probably had no idea anyone could see down. Her panties were not covering everything, and she has a hairy bush. On one side I could see some of her (bush) hair! I stopped to enjoy the view, which then distracted her. I said something like "Sorry, but that's a good book!", and she smiled and I walked away. It proved beyond a doubt that the advice in your book is spot on. I only wish I lived near apartment buildings and could spy on the neighbor chicks too. Thanks!"


Looks like you have become a 'professional' total creep. Based on your e-mail, you handled the situation very well. Noticing her legs being up and her loose fitting shorts was a significant observation at the start.

Stopping when you realized you could see her pubes was not the best move, but I'll admit I can understand you doing so. I probably would have done the same thing. The key thing is to not show a facial reaction. That you had your comeback line about the book she was reading was excellent. It shows me that you were ready to handle the situation, as opposed to saying something stupid or letting on that you were seeing the goods.

Especially when she assumes that the worst that could happen is that you would see some of her panties.

I have wondered if that babe (and others I have seen in that situation) come to realize what happened when they either go to the bathroom or get undressed shortly thereafter and realize that their panties were not covering everything. But by then, you (or me) are long gone.

Again, nice work!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Don't loan out your computer

Guys, I keep saying this over and over, yet still need to remind you.

As much as I do not like guys photographing or video taping babes in action, I suppose some guys will do it anyway. It ruins it for the rest of us total creep guys when they get caught, but that's another story.

If you doubt this advice, read this news story:


http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/education/Peeping-tom-student-filmed-flatmates-undressing/article-2895638-detail/article.html


It seems that the guy might not have been caught if he had not loaned out his computer that had the video of college babes coming out of the shower on there. He probably would have gotten away with this if he had destroyed any and all evidence.

Not that doing such an act is right or a good thing to do. It isn't. But he got away with it once, and could have simply enjoyed what he saw and moved on.

Be careful out there!


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Another guy ruins it for the rest of us..........

Hopefully this guy will be caught ASAP:


http://www.wbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465506


The guy has been spying on babes near a campus in South Carolina, but his actions are much worse. It seems he has been breaking in to apartments while babes are sleeping, but not for the purpose of burglary. (And not that burglary would be a positive thing either!)

The above news story link has a photo from a surveillance video of the dude walking into an apartment building near a campus while not wearing any pants. (Makes me wonder how this dude hasn't been caught yet, but that's another story.)

It's one thing to be a typical total creep or dirty old man and want to see naked babes, even when they are in private, but the threat of physical harm to these babes and breaking and entering is another matter.

The areas surrounding college campuses and apartment buildings where college babes rent can be great places for us total creeps to check out the babes. But I'm talking being in the right place at the right time, such as in a public or common area when she squats down, is sitting where you can walk by and see down her top or back of her pants, up a skirt, etc.

While it is true I have watched some babes sleep over the years, it has never been (and will never be) with any intent to have them know about it. It has been through binoculars from a nearby building where I can't be seen spying on them. Ideally, they will not have the blankets or sheets covering everything. I have been fortunate enough to see some babes sleeping with boobs facing out or a nightie without panties and I get a nice view for a long time. Other times I have been watching in the morning for her to wake up and come out from under the covers with little or nothing on, or perhaps give a nice leg spread getting out of bed and having nothing on under the shirt or nightie.

There is no reason for guys like the one in the story to ruin it for other guys, and to cause such havoc among the babes living in or near a campus.





Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Update - Naked 9 Trial Postponed

Moments after the following post was written came word that the "Naked 9" hearing in Madison has been postponed by the prosecution, so it will NOT be this Friday Nov. 5 as originally posted.

The Naked 9 go to trial

A note of support for the "Naked 9" before their court hearing scheduled for this Friday at 11 AM CT in Madison WI.

This hearing is a result of arrests made during the Madison version of the "World Naked Bike Ride" this past June. I was fortunate to be in northern Wisconsin on business that week and drove down to check this one out. This was the first of these naked bike rides ever in Madison. From having attended a couple of others in different cities, and knowing of the strong college presence in the area, I was glad to be able to check this event out. (I had posted about it here back in June.)

What made this unique is that this ride was held during the daytime hours, late morning in fact. The other events (held in a variety of cities - search for their national site) are held at night, often after 9 PM. While the night ones are worth checking out, they tend to draw many more males than females, and because of the darkness it is harder to see the exposed body parts at times.

The Madison ride was outstanding. Even though there were hundreds fewer participants compared with the other events I have been to and read about (well, seen photos of!), there was a better percentage of babes participating. Of those babes who rode, more of them were either topless or totally naked on a percentage basis than other cities. And many of the ones I got to see were either college age or appeared to be under the age of 30, which is better yet.

The fact that it was a warm sunny day and they were riding in broad daylight on some narrower paths made checking them out as easy as any of these naked bike rides anywhere. (Some of the others in larger cities can get a bit frustrating when a hot babe is naked but riding past all the way on the other side of the street and with guys partially blocking the view.) In Madison, they were often single or double file, and I was able to get a couple of close up vantage points early in the ride.

Fortunately, I checked them out early on. Because they rode in broad daylight, and on a Saturday with part of the ride going into a business district, there were some complaints, especially parents out with kids. I can understand this. I wish they would have had the ride go through the school campus or something and not risked those complaints. And, maybe inspired a few more female students to join the parade. (!!!!)

However, those complaints led to 9 arrests, a combination of guys and babes. This Friday morning is their court hearing in Madison at which those who were cited for public nudity will try to escape the fines in the lines of this being a protest. (Oh ya, the World Naked Bike Ride is to protest oil prices or something like that.)

If any of you can make it, it might be nice to show some support for them (even if you can't show anything else!).

The hearing is at the Madison Municipal Court at 210 Martin Luther King Drive on the 2nd floor at 11:00 Friday morning local time.

The group has scheduled its next naked bike ride for next June in hopes of getting rid of police complaints by then.

We wish them good luck and happy results on Friday, and more importantly, to clear the way so that more babes can ride naked in Madison next June.