The TOTAL CREEP

Ambulance Medic Creates A "Lane" on Female Patient

2012-01-11T13:48:00.000-08:00

It's true this is actually a disgusting story about a male ambulance driver fingering and touching a 22 year old babe in the back of an ambulance.

http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2012/01/09/news/metro/doc4f0b325a4180c238579975.txt?viewmode=fullstory

What this story does is, again, brings out how many guys want to see and touch young babes, and how it is not just a few weirdos like many people think.

The one way to determine this guy's true reason for doing what he did is to ask him a couple of questions, and this story doesn't go there. All the judge in this case needs to do is ask him (the paramedic) how many guys he has done this to. If the guy gives an honest answer, it would most likely be none.

Then again, if the guy takes the "I am a paramedic and she was drunk and injured" stance, it might not come to that.

However, from what this story tells us, his actions, while not exactly appropriate, may have helped to bring this babe back to being awake and alert.

I'd also give you odds the babe was decent looking, no matter what her physical state at the time this happened.

Great new phone app

2012-01-10T13:40:00.000-08:00

While some readers dislike me as if I'm the only guy that ever spied on babes both in public and in private and do the things I do, here is more proof positive that a large percentage of guys are just as interested in seeing what they can see:

http://www.inquisitr.com/175029/peeping-tom-smartphone-apps-now-available/

This story details a new smartphone app that lets people take photos with the phone while hiding the fact that a photo is being taken. Both by making it appear something else is on the screen and by silencing the sound of the photo going off.

This will be perfect for getting that shot down a top, down the backside, up a skirt, and all of the other "usual" situations us guys treasure.

However, guys must not overlook that when you do this, you need to get rid of the evidence as quickly as possible. In other words, don't leave the photos on your phone.

Normally, I'm not in the business of endorsing phone apps. But, guys, this one gets my vote!

To those who don't like what do and write about, tell me. What other use could this application possibly have?

He Didn't Have To Be Caught Taping Ex-Girlfriend

2011-12-22T13:46:00.000-08:00

Quite the story here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077174/Peeping-Tom-arrested-secretly-filming-ex-girlfriend-having-sex-bedroom-window.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

It seems this dude would have gotten away with videotaping his ex-girlfriend having sex with a dude if he hadn't chosen to watch it in his car where he could be and was spotted and turned in.

Granted, what he did wasn't right, but he would have gotten away with it and the babe would never have known he saw her if he hadn't made that stupid mistake of being careless with evidence.

If he had kept the tape and only watched at home or someplace private every time, he would have gotten away with it just fine.

It's Plane To See

2011-09-25T20:01:00.001-07:00

It's another reason I'm always on the lookout to see what I can see. The other night I was on an airplane and had the window seat. In the middle seat of the row in front of me sat a young hottie wearing a loose fitting top. I was hoping that when the plane landed I could get up before she did and get a nice look. She was with her man, who was sitting next to her on the aisle seat and they were chatting away.

But it turns out I didn't have to wait that long. About half way through the flight, they appeared to stop talking. The babe then reclined her seat. Normally, that is annoying as many of you know. Not in this case.

The passenger in front of me had not reclined. Thus, when this babe did, there was a wide gap enabling me to see in between. And as she reclined on the seat, it turned out I could see down her top. The guy in the seat next to me had dozed off, and the woman on the aisle was reading. So the coast was clear.

I was able to lean forward and get an extended look. However, she was wearing a tight fitting bra, and it was one that separates and covered up some of the middle area between her boobs. (If only it was a loose fitting bra or sports bra. I would have had a major look right down the middle.)

Granted, seeing a bra shot isn't that big of a deal. But finding out that if a passenger to one side in front of me reclines and is wearing a loose fitting and/or lower cut top I can see down is still another helpful discovery.

Thought I'd pass that along. As I continue to point out, it helps to pay attention to any and every babe nearby.

Glad She Lost The Weight

2011-09-23T18:04:00.000-07:00

Over all my years of thorough viewing and watching of babes, I've been amazed at how a significant weight loss impacts their confidence in different ways. Sometimes a babe will want to stay covered even after losing a lot of weight, and other times I have seen just the opposite.

A few years ago, there was an overweight babe living across the street in one of the apartments I could easily see into with my binoculars. Unlike a lot of guys, I like some meat on the bones, and have spoken highly of some babes that other guys found to be "heavy set", "fat", or other such terms. To me, as long as they are proportionate I'm fine with it. As long as the boobs are greater than, or at the very least equal to, the tummy and the butt area isn't huge compared to the legs, and there are curves, I'm usually fine with it if her face and hair are attractive.

This particular babe did not appeal to me when I first checked her out. A couple of mounds of flab hanging out that took up more room than her boobs. I only saw the boobies once when she had her robe partially open and quickly closed it even though she had no idea anyone could see her. Never did see her butt or bush early on, but I wasn't that interested. Frankly, I would check her apartment to see if she had any cute guests walking around, but the few times she did over the first few months, there was no changing of clothes.

Evidently she started working out or doing something to lose weight, as about six months after she moved in I noticed she was losing those mounds of flab. I saw her a couple of times outside walking in from her car, and she began looking better and better. Her butt area stayed big, but her top half definitely had thinned down and she was looking a lot better. Eventually, she started walking around wearing less on top and I started to watch her more, although she always kept her bottom half covered up. I could tell she felt the need to lose pounds off the bottom.

A couple of weeks ago, a woman I know through a work situation was at a celebration of a co-worker's birthday, and one of them asked me to take some photos. This woman had told some of us that she had lost more than 60 pounds over the past 9 months. To be honest, she still had more to lose, but was looking better to me. She said that she did not wish to be photographed. That's my point. Even though she looked better and felt better with a large weight loss, she seemed so used to not wanting to be photographed.

Yet, some babes react the other way after a weight loss. Earlier this month while on a travel assignment lasting into a weekend, I went to a nude beach I hadn't been to in years. It turns out there weren't too many decent babes there, but there were enough to make it worth my while to stay. Since I was by myself and there were some guys there with women, I had to get naked and go in to the water in order to be able to scope the decent babes from closer in. (I'm always fine with that trade off. They don't care to look at me, and since I'm naked they won't suspect I'm checking them out through my dark sunglasses.)

After I got past most of the decent babes while going into and then out of the water, I noticed a group of three overweight women, all seemingly around 30 or less, that were in the shallow water standing and chatting, each totally naked. I was standing on the beach, near where other people were, and was looking over there. One of them was clearly standing with her back facing where most of the people were. We could see her big butt and flab hanging elsewhere, and it sure didn't bother me that I couldn't see her front. The second woman was standing facing out to the water, and was slightly sideways so that not much could be seen even though she was naked.

But it was the third woman that inspired this commentary. It was easy to tell that she has recently lost a lot of weight in her upper half. Her boobs were well rounded and hung in such a way that I could tell she used to weigh a lot more, but now was very proportionate. Her hair was nice and long, and her face actually quite pretty. Yet, her hips jetted out and her legs were rather thick. From the belly button up she was looking very hot, but below that point had a lot of poundage.

I'm sure a lot of guys would not bother to stare, letting the big hips and thick legs cause them to look elsewhere. But not me. She was quite attractive to me. Part of the reason was how she was standing. It was easy to tell she was confident. Those other two overweight women she was talking with were somewhat slouched over and clearly didn't want their goods showing. (And I didn't care to see them anyway.)

Based on my observations of babes all these years and her body language, she knew exactly what she wanted to have happen. She was feeling proud of her better body and not worried about the lower regions and her legs. (She was only in the water up to her knees.) I say this because she was obviously standing and facing where the people, especially the guys, could see her straight on full frontal, and she wasn't wearing a thing with the sun shining brightly on her. Her body language said "Check me out all you want!". So I did. She might have even noticed that I was enjoying the view, but it wouldn't have mattered. She wanted every guy within range to see all she had. Heck, I might have made her day by looking at her in all her glory and not turning away, like I would have if either of her flabby friends had been facing me.

She probably dragged her friends to a nude beach so she could stand there naked and hope the guys would "finally" start to notice her. I know I did.
There have been a few other instances, both while spying with binoculars and out in public, where I have noticed babes who have lost weight seem more willing to let it show and let the guys enjoy them. (Or, if at home, use the private moments to get used to letting it show.) I'm glad when they do!

Isla Fisher Pops A Button

2011-09-03T12:55:00.000-07:00

We don't get to see nipple, but it's wonderful to be made aware of a woman not wearing a bra when it's not even a revealing dress.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2033050/Isla-Fisher-flails-films-drunk-scene-Bachelorette-star-Kirsten-Dunst.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Scroll down to the 4th photo and you'll see what happened during the scene Isla Fisher was filming. Granted, she doesn't look very hot and actually looks older in the scene, but that's not important to me for the sake of this example.

Us guys need the hope that more women, especially the younger ones, will start going without a bra once again. This is such a welcome change from seemingly endless straps hanging out and undershirts, tank tops, and half of a wardrobe underneath a shirt.

In fact, just this morning I noticed a babe that lives a couple of homes down the street (on the other side of the street) from where I'm staying this weekend come out to water the lawn. She was wearing a white undershirt and shorts. So I went and grabbed my binoculars. She was just outside of her home on a relatively quiet side street. However, when I got a closer look, I could immediately tell she was wearing a bra. Even walking around the house. Her shorts weren't even short enough to get a nice look when she bent over. But, geez, she must be walking around the house wearing a bra. This is what it is coming to.

So, guys, let's give credit to Isla Fisher, and let the babes we know think she's a trend setter!

When Not Seeing Is Still Hot

2011-08-23T17:20:00.000-07:00

As much as I love seeing the actual boob, butt, or pussy, it is interesting to admit that twice within the past week I have been somewhat turned on without actually seeing the goods. Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not changing my ways and settling for these. But I'm curious to know if you guys agree or not.

The first instance took place during my lunch hour the other day. Of course, I always walk through areas where babes are sitting and eating or relaxing so that I can (hopefully) get my share of views down tops and down the back, as well as checking up skirts (in case of slim or revealing or no panties). There was a babe walking at an angle in my direction and she must have just left a cold office building or something. She had huge nipples nicely poking through her bra even though it was not a blouse that I could see through.

Of course, this, fortunately, happens from time to time. I probably average a couple of times each week seeing some solid nipple prints and the babes either don't realize or don't care. This babe had huge nipples, and she knew they were poking through. It turned out she was waking in the angle direction she was because she was walking toward an area which had a corner ledge to sit on, definitely out of the way of any pedestrian traffic. In other words, she was walking to where guys couldn't see those nipple prints. As a result, I'm pretty sure I was the only guy, or one of very few, that got to see those poking through. I started walking much slower to watch her, but she sat down as if to use her phone and showed no sign of getting back up right away. I couldn't walk over to where she was. It would have been too obvious, and if she caused a scene it wouldn't have been good.

Still, those were such big nipples and she was clearly aware of what was going on, and it did turn me on almost as much as if I had seen actual boobage.

The other incident that turned me on (without actually seeing anything good) happened earlier this week as well. I was about to walk up an outdoor flight of stairs I take regularly (on the way to this particular job assignment). As usual, I was watching for a babe to walk up those stairs behind. I didn't see any wearing skirts, but did spot a hottie wearing light colored and rather tight pants.

Of course, if I can't see panty lines before the stairs (although I did since this babe had light colored pants on), I'll certainly see them as she climbs the stairs. Especially when I can walk closely behind her and have my eyes just inches away from her behind.

Not only could I easily see the panty lines, but I could tell that those panties were her version of "briefs". They didn't cover her entire butt. Even though I couldn't actually see any butt crack through her pants, I enjoyed watching from just inches away being able to tell that I could almost see some butt crack as she climbed the stairs and walked just ahead of me. That was sexy.

Again, not as exciting as actually seeing some of that butt crack, but it meant more than if she had larger panties on that weren't letting anything display.

It's so great when babes wear those panties that are so low in the back, since they show butt crack when they have a short top or shirt on and sit down. But this babe was looking mighty fine.

So that's the question. Does seeing something such as nipple prints or knowing that butt crack is exposed turn you on, even if you don't actually get to see it?

Kelly Rowland's Wonderful Wardrobe Malfunction

2011-08-09T14:39:00.000-07:00

I'm not familiar with her music, but looks as though I would have enjoyed her concert:

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/08/08/wardrobe-malfunction-nipples-flash-kelly-rowland/

Guys - will you go see her now?

Nicki Manaj's wardrobe malfuncion on ABC

2011-08-05T13:45:00.000-07:00

I didn't get to see Nicki Manaj's boob slip on ABC-TV this morning, and according to the article below they already removed it from the web stream as well as later broadcasts:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/05/us-nickiminaj-idUSTRE7745GJ20110805

Then again, I don't find her overly attractive. But, still, sorry I missed this....or should I say, it.

Any of you guys get to see this when it happened? How does it look?

Caught By The Live-In Girlfriend

2011-06-29T12:14:00.000-07:00

Not that what this guy did was right, but it's still another example of what I constantly preach to my fellow The Total Creep followers. Don't have any evidence around that could get you in trouble.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/06/29/council-office-peeping-tom-secretly-filmed-female-staff-in-loo-115875-23233644/

This guy got into trouble because his live-in girlfriend found a DVD and was able to determine that this guy had created it. It was his video of babes in the bathroom, and the girlfriend was able to trace it in part from recognizing one of the photos from his Facebook page.

His having that DVD was the evidence that got him into trouble. If he had only kept the video on a web site for videos that only he had access to or on a strict password controlled computer, he would have likely continued to get away with this. No telling how many babes he might have recorded that were not on the DVD.

Even while having a live-in girlfriend, he was able to do this for an undetermined period of time without having been caught.

For those reading along who find this disgusting, it serves as still another reminder that there are plenty of guys who will and do go to this extent to enjoy seeing real babes naked.

Babe Sprays Breast Milk At Cop

2011-06-27T10:29:00.000-07:00

To me it's another reason to allow babes to breast feed in public. If she could have done so, this babe would probably not have been put into this situation resulting her reportedly whipping out a boob and spraying a cop with her milk:

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2011/06/27/story-delaware-woman-accused-spraying-deputies-breast-milk.html?sid=102

Guys, what do you think?

Limit This Law To The Men

2011-06-26T08:28:00.000-07:00

I'm among those who easily understands the desire for this proposed new law in some town which, if passed, will spread to other municipalities:

http://newsone.com/nation/newsonestaff4/georgia-mayor-to-sign-law-making-sagging-pants-illegal/    

However, the spirit of this law is intended to be for guys, and let's be sure it stays that way. If this were to be applied to the babes who keep those jeans, shorts, and skirts dangling low, then I'd rather put up by looking away from some dude's undies.

Guys, we should speak up about this one.

Wrong Use of Technology

2011-06-09T18:28:00.000-07:00

This news story caught my attention as I wanted to read about exactly what the guy was doing. While the guys are thinking "This guy is brilliant" and the women are thinking he should be executed, there are other aspects of this story which should be explored.

Yes, the guy was morally wrong for installing software on babes' computers so he could spy on them via their web cams, but that's for the court to decide.

http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_18236113

There are two separate points that this guy proves by all of his actions relative to the case.

First, he allowed for there to be direct evidence, and that will likely prove a major portion of his downfall. I have written plenty over the past few years about how guys should not retain any physical evidence of what they get to see. It's usually best not to take photos or video, but if you do, the idea is to get rid of the evidence as soon as possible.

In this instance, he got to see what he got to see because he placed video cams. Based on the story, the odds are high that he would have been busted anyway, but enabling the authorities to find the video evidence on his computers place the odds even more against him. If the authorities could not find video evidence, he may well have had some form of defense by claiming he did not use the cameras for that purpose. Yet, he would know what he saw and have it in his mind.

One other important point about his actions. This is further proof of a point I have made to both men and women over the years that guys want to see "real" babes naked. This has been my philosophy ever since I "discovered" girls sometime during junior high and continues to this day. I rarely go to strip clubs and have never hired a hooker or dancer. Even though a small percentage of "paid" babes are attractive, I'm not as turned on seeing their bodies because it is a job to them, and it is "expected" their body parts will show.

That is a major part of the appeal to me of seeing "the girl next door" (literally and figuratively), especially when I'm not supposed to. The guy in this news story obviously felt the same way. He could have used his computers to look at porn and nude photos to his heart's content, like so many guys also do. He could have spent his hard earned money at strip clubs. Instead, he acted upon that desire to see college babes and other babes who live and work in his part of the country, and was successful at it until busted.

Once again, it shows the extent that guys will go to in order to see naked babes. That is my other point in looking at this story. While I have never done anything even close to what this total creep did, I understand the thinking behind it. His scheme was elaborate, well thought out, and technically well executed. Yet, it was all in the means to see "real" babes naked. Again, that doesn't make it "right", but I understand it.

Too many women continue to think that it is only an isolated few guys who are degenerate enough to try and see babes coming out of the shower. Trust me, guys will use any creative resource they can in order to make that happen. It's just that some have more dedication than others.

These days, spying on babes has become too dependent upon the technology. And that's where guys are making mistakes. While the technology enables them to see the babes, such as what this guy did, it enables them to get caught.

In that respect, I'm fortunate to have been born more than 50 years ago and have developed this kind of creativity before there was this much technology. It helped me to never get busted.

One of the ways I wrote about in my book is a way I saw the goods on a few college babes. Going back 25 or 30 years ago, fewer college dorms (especially smaller schools) had sufficient laundry facilities. There were certain cities and towns where the students would frequent laundromats near campus.

During some of those years, my work took me to a least one other college town during the course of most weeks, and I quickly learned where the laundromats were that the babes would often go to. College babes often don't have much to spend on clothes, and that included underwear. Sometimes these babes would go to do the laundry and wear little or even no underwear.

Of course, they would be leaning and bending over to get their clothes into and out of the dryer, and in some locations also with front loading washing machines. Jackpot! I would have my basket of laundry in the dryer and appear to be sitting and reading a magazine, lined up behind these babes when they would be bending over or squatting. Or maybe down the row acting like I'm folding my shirts.

Some would be wearing night shirts, or short shorts, or something revealing figuring they would be safe. There were some nights when all I would see were bras and panties at best, but I got to enjoy some college babes not wearing panties enough to make these laundromat visits worthwhile. Even the night I dried the same shirts three times and was in there more than 3 hours.

Yet, if I was questioned by security or authorities, I could prove that I was traveling for work. Or, when in my home town, show that I lived in the area. All I had with me was my laundry and some reading material. I never used a camera or anything that would arouse suspicion. They couldn't prove I was in a certain position to see them bend over or sitting where I could see down a shirt or up a dress. No evidence, and these were "real" babes I would see.

These days, college babes rarely even go to the laundromat, so that idea has run its course. My point is that guys need to think of means other than using technology.

And, unlike the guy in the news story, not create evidence.

She Caught Me Looking

2011-06-02T19:12:00.000-07:00

As good as I have become over the years at not getting "caught" checking out a babe in public, it still happens to the best of us. It doesn't happen very often, but today I actually made it a positive experience for both her and for me. That's not easy.

I was in the plaza entering an office building this morning when I noticed a babe wearing a loose fitting top and jeans sitting on one of the benches. As luck had it, she decided to lean forward to get something out of her bag, which she had on the floor by her feet, just as I walking toward her.

At that time, I was maybe 20 feet away and walking straight on toward her. I was determining which side to walk past the bench on, trying to see if either side of her top would get me a look any further down.

It seems she had one of those open bras on that covers little more than the bottom of her boobies and the nipples and leaves the middle wide open. I'd say those are 36 C's, so I slowed down to get a good look. Well, evidently, she realized that her top was hanging and that I had slowed down and suddenly looked right up at me. So I was caught in the act.

As you might expect, she was giving me a very nasty look, and I was less than 10 feet from her looking head on.

It was too late to do my usual act of bringing my wrist watch up or tinkering with my phone to appear that I didn't even see her. (The same act I have been successful at more than 99% of the time over the years.) She knew what I was doing, and, frankly, the view was too good to turn away.

Instead of trying to deny, this time I reacted honestly. And it actually helped. I said to her, "If I wasn't interested in looking, THEN you would have a reason to be upset!".

I suppose it stunned her. But she actually started to crack a smile. So I kept walking and looked away. She didn't say anything else. I decided to walk behind and away from her, rather than my usual approach of going behind to check her for butt crack showing. At that point, it wasn't worth the risk.

A few seconds later, I did turn around, and she was already walking away in the other direction. But at least nothing further came of my getting "caught looking".

That response of my commenting to a babe under similar circumstances is extremely rare. At the time, it was all I could do to not appear to be the total creep I really am. She was attractive and definitely had a nice pair on her, but at least she realized I meant well toward her. Good thing she didn't know that probably a minute later I was already looking down some other babe's shirt as she waited for an elevator to arrive. Business as usual.

Meanwhile, I need to point out that it is never good to get "caught looking" like I did. Even though there were no consequences (She could have called me a creep or made a scene and embarrassed me big time.), I know that I probably ruined it for other guys. She probably won't lean over like that again in a public place. Maybe she won't wear loose fitting tops anymore, and those nice boobies will be a bigger secret because of me.

That's why guys need to learn these skills of how to enjoy but not get caught.

I Like Her Spirit

2011-05-26T19:43:00.000-07:00

This news story caught my attention. I'd sure like to know more about the "spirits" that the woman in the story felt, with the hope that women in their 20's would be able to channel them!!

http://triblocal.com/gurnee/2011/05/26/naked-woman-found-at-police-station-says-spirits-directed-her-there/

It's too bad the woman is 52 years old. Maybe that's why she wasn't arrested. On a side note, I think there is some form of discrimination because she was not arrested. You know that if this was done by a male, he would have been arrested under those circumstances.

Right?

'The Playboy Club' TV Show Draws Complaint Before It Starts

2011-05-20T12:28:00.000-07:00

My oh my. Some "parents group" is complaining to NBC-TV about the upcoming "The Playboy Club" TV show and it hasn't even starting taping yet. As if the network could even show any true nudity?

http://thehill.com/blogs/hillicon-valley/technology/162129-parents-group-flags-nbc-show-for-nudity-clause

As if NBC not showing true nudity will stop kids from seeing it? It's not like NBC, CBS, or ABC can show nipple, butt, or bush. Other shows have shown healthy portions of boobs in the past couple of years. This new NBC show doesn't figure to be any different.

The next thing you know these type of "groups" will be complaining about the retailers showing babes modeling bras and panties in newspaper ads.

At least most of the boys in the 12 - 17 age range (from the time they start to notice girls and want to see all they can see) can often see almost as much on a regular basis when the girls in school wear the low necklines (even though most wear a bra) and some butt crack when they squat or sit down. They don't need to wait on NBC.

I wonder how many of these complaining parents are moms who enjoy Sex & The City, especially the HBO version and the movies in which there actually is some nudity from the main characters.

Ray & His Day At The Gym

2011-05-06T13:37:00.000-07:00

Ray of GA sent me a photo of a nip slip that he took over the past weekend using his cell phone. I’m glad I opened it, given how much boobage there is support of her nipple. He said he was in the parking lot outside of the gym when he noticed her walking toward her car and he could see them bouncing enough to know she was not wearing a bra. Her hair was wet, and his best guess is that she was just going to drive home and only put on her tank top and carry her jacket with her gym bag. (After seeing the photo, I’m amazed he noticed what she was carrying!) Her top was loose and dangling, so Ray reached for his phone and got it camera ready.

Sure enough, he reports, as she was leaning over and fumbling for her keys, out came a nipple, and he got the photo from about 15 feet away. Since it was outside, the click of his taking the photo could not be heard. He said that she realized that she may have popped out, and then looked in his direction. By then, he already had taken the photo and when he saw her start to look up he brought the phone toward his ear as if answering a call. She then got into her car, having adjusted her tank top, and drove off.

Let’s analyze what Ray did so that others can learn from his experience, using my nearly 40 years of checking out babe after babe no matter where I’m at.

First, Ray gets a good grade from me for being “on alert” outside of the gym. Granted, because I travel a lot for my real job, I have a membership with a gym with multiple locations (and some reciprocal) around the country. Of course, when traveling I try to go to visit the gym location nearest to either a college campus or where the residential demographics are younger in hopes of more younger babes being there.

Briefly, I’ll comment that most babes are too covered while working out and/or wearing under garments. Thus, when scoping the scene near the various workout machinery, I usually don’t do much better than seeing some nipple pointing through the shirt because of being wet from sweating. Even the swimming pool doesn’t produce much, as I have noticed that since the babes are only in their swimsuits for a few minutes and it is for exercise, they tend to be very careful about preventing any slippage on top or the bottom.

Back to Ray. Because the inside of gym is not that productive, his noticing the hot babe leaving and not wearing a bra was a definite plus. Normally, I don’t approve of guys taking cell phone photos in that manner, because it could be used as evidence in case something goes wrong. In this instance, he was able to get away with doing that. But he never should have sent that to me (even though I appreciate it).

He showed great instinct to observe that she could come bouncing out, and to be watching her before she got to her car. And him seeing her nipple means he was rewarded for his effort. He could have not been paying attention and missed out, as many guys still do.

I can understand Ray taking that photo, but he (and you) need to understand the risks. Suppose she heard or saw him take that photo. She could have called security or authorities. All they had to do was ask him for the phone (camera), and once they see that photo of her nip slip, he is in trouble. However, if she saw him looking and there was no photo, he wasn’t doing anything wrong. Even if she knows he saw, she was outside and not intending to expose herself. Big difference there!

Another crucial element of Ray "getting away with this" is that it was a parking lot and not a crowded area. Even if there are only a few people around, you need to be aware of this. Keep in mind that in this situation, there could have been another female around who could have seen what Ray did and possibly told the babe or tried to confront Ray, likely before he could send the photo to his e-mail and delete it from his phone.

Yet, had guys been nearby, you still can't always take the chance. You just never know if one of those guys isn't a friend or brother of the babe who wouldn't take kindly to a nip slip photo. If you don't know any guys who are around and that they would be OK with it, keep this possibility in mind.

You have to let your best judgement be your guide instead of your instinct. Sure, I'd love to have photos like the one Ray sent me to better remember these babes and to share with friends. But it isn't worth the risk of being discovered having them.

OK, I'll admit that I have taken a few with my cell phone over the years, and not had any problem. Again, you have to know for sure that you can take it without getting caught. And when I have, I have e-mailed the photo to a "secret" e-mail account I have set up which is different from the ones I usually use. Once I send it, I know to immediately delete it from my phone (both the photos and from "sent"!!). By doing this, if by some chance I am "caught", there is no evidence on my phone nor in either of my primary e-mails (personal and business) for anyone to find. Yet, I still can look at the photos when no one is around, or show them to friends in person (I know not to send them) when the situation permits.

I don't know whether or not Ray did that with the photo he got of the babe's nip slip, so hopefully this advice helps him and others for the future.

But remember, it's not about getting the photo. It's about seeing, in Ray's instance, the nip slip.

Nice job, Ray, for seizing the opportunity!

Renee Zellweger's dress - not that big of a deal

2011-05-03T12:36:00.000-07:00

It's not up to me to ask the New York Daily News, and other publications for that matter, why they have women writing about the dresses and the clothing worn by famous women.

As you guys can tell, this writer makes a big deal about the open back, which is of minimal significance to us:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/05/03/2011-05-03_met_gala_2011_renee_zellwegers_backbones_thin_frame_distract_from_gorgeous_carol.html

I would have reviewed this dress much differently. I don't really care about what her spine and her back have coming out. My reaction is that the sides don't go out far enough toward the shoulder, which means that guys have no opportunity to see down from behind her shoulder and see any boobage. The lowest point is still well above the top of her butt crack, and it appears there is a big enough margin even when she sits down.

The front of the dress is thin enough that we can tell it has a thick built-in bra, so we won't even get any nipple prints.

Even if one of these steps were taken (the lack of a bra or wider at the upper back), we would have a more attractive dress.

Furthermore, she should have worn her hair down. It would have been much sexier to have her long hair dangling over the bare back.

Those are the reasons not to "replicate" this dress, rather than those the writer points out. I'm no fashion expert, but at least I can cater to what guys like. And that's who should be looking and reviewing!

The Return

2011-05-02T18:10:00.000-07:00

OK, I’m back. After a few weeks dedicated to my “real” job, it is with great enthusiasm that I return to my “Total Creep” status on a regular basis once again. And with a few changes that I’m sure guys of all ages will enjoy.

As you know, this blog started in conjunction with the release of my Audio Book “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide” more than 2 years ago. It was an opportunity to encourage and respond to readers/listeners’ questions and experiences, especially about how they successfully used what they learned from the book.

Now, 2 years later, the book did even better financially for me than I expected. Yes, it’s still available (www.TotalCreep.com) , and in fact there are a couple of updated segments I recorded late in 2010. But at this point in time, I’m now doing this blog way more because of how much I enjoy checking out the babes, rather than to encourage book sales. While the responses, mostly from readers/listeners have been enjoyable, for the most part (even from some of the women), it’s time to open things up.

I’ll be posting some updates and thoughts on some of what I see (from checking out babes), some of my updated suggestions, and, of course, responding to questions and posting success stories submitted by guys like you. Whether you have my book or not. In addition, I will do some analysis of attempts which are not successful, including when they happen to me. Even after nearly 40 years of checking out every possible attractive babe, I still have occasion to want to kick myself for a missed opportunity or a wrong move.

I encourage you to comment and to e-mail me with your questions, comments, and successful experiences. As many of you know, I do not publish last names or cities. A “Joe from PA” is the most specific I get. If you prefer I not use any of your comments verbatim, please let me know. It’s just that the more information we have to help each other, the better this will be.

Keep in mind that I use my best judgment to protect specific locations so it doesn’t ruin it for other guys. One example took place a few months ago when a fellow total creep told us about a beach location where he could be up on a hill hiding between some trees and see the area where the babes can shower. Thinking they were protected from view by the wooded area behind and above them, he was (and more importantly, still is) able to watch some babes change out of their tops and sometimes bottoms.

While I’m sure every straight guy within 100 miles of that location would love to know exactly where that is, we obviously can’t post it on here, and we don’t want a group of guys seen going up on that hill, or that opportunity would be over. What I did was post some ideas about how the guy found the location and how he managed to keep hidden from view. (At least as of his last “report”.) He still likes to e-mail me about some of what he sees, and how a few of the babes probably wouldn’t care if they knew he was watching them. I’m probably going to publish more about that in the weeks to come, but not the exact location. In this case, I have given “Jerry” some tips he has found helpful, and in return I am now aware of the specific location and have scheduled to visit there during June when I know the weather will be warm enough to have a lot of babes around.

Of course, your “experiences” are not limited to the beaches, the malls, the schools, and other public places. I enjoy the success stories of “the babe across the street 2 floors down who leaves her bedroom blinds open at night” and sneak peeks in private places.

More to come. It’s great to be back!

Celebrating Fat Tuesday The Best Possible Way !!

2011-03-08T11:55:00.000-08:00

For those looking for something to celebrate:

http://blogs.westword.com/showandtell/2011/03/tonight_fat_tuesday_diamond_cabaret.php

And it's something guys enjoy even more than the nice young ladies who participate!

If this works well, they should expand to "Fat Week" next year.

Guys Taking Risks To Catch A Naked Babe

2011-03-01T18:50:00.000-08:00

The things guys risk to see a naked babe! Sometimes you need to think it through before you act. Here are a few stories which made news over the past 10 days:

This guy is a landlord, who got caught with a video cam recording a certain tenant, including when she had some friends over:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2011/02/24/17395286.html

This guy was caught snapping photos from underneath the curtains of a babe changing clothes in a dressing room:

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=7975535&rss=rss-twitter%20-ktrk-article-7975535

And this guy was an Army officer, nailed using a telephoto lens for what turned out to be a 16-year old babe. Obviously, she didn't look 16 to him:

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/8866932.Jail_for_Peeping_Tom_former_army_officer/

Then this dude left his phone with a video cam in too obvious of a location in a tanning salon:

http://loveland-symmestownship.fox19.com/news/news/peeping-tom-arrested-voyeurism-tanning-salon/64029

While this guy went out of control and actually went into a women's locker room:

http://www.coloradoan.com/article/20110221/UPDATES01/110221026/Police+seek+information+about+report+of++Peeping+Tom++at+Moby+Gym

Talk about not thinking things through. This guy peeked under a stall door at a babe in the women's bathroom in a restaurant. His bigger mistake was having paid for his meal with his charge card, which, obviously, led to his arrest:

http://www.waaytv.com/news/local/story/Shoneys-Employee-Says-She-Feels-Violated/kM-qAwGKSkOTh7ET7m9t3g.cspx

Although many a guy has tried to check out a babe in a hotel room, your chances of getting away with it are better if you don't use a construction ladder to do so, like this guy did:

http://www.wtvr.com/wtvr-hotel-peeping-tom-arrest-20110218,0,5145137.story

Then there was this guy, who wanted to see his "Target" babe and was caught with a camera for her dressing room:

http://www.examiner.com/adoptive-families-in-dayton/peeping-tom-at-local-target-store

Many women still don't realize how many guys want to see naked babes, and what they are willing to do to see them. Believe me, I don't want these guys around either. They ruin it for the rest of the guys who know the "safe" ways to check out the babes.

Naked people found in stopped truck

2011-02-25T13:09:00.000-08:00

To those who say there is nothing to do in Nebraska:

http://www.ketv.com/r/26980298/detail.html

No word in this story about the ages of the babes, however.

How do police identify the victims?

2011-02-11T14:08:00.000-08:00

Another of those stories about careless guys who get caught checking out the babes. But this one claims that a dozen of the victims were identified from this guy's photos supposedly looking up skirts.

Got to wonder how the police do that? And who is the lucky one to get that job?

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/local/court_peeping_tom_used_phone_to_film_women_1_2396624

But, ooops, this guy was doing this while at work? Oh, brother.

Actually, he did this with a heavy risk of being caught right out in the open. The technology hurt him rather than helped. That is so often what gets guys in trouble.

When working, and is the vast majority of situations, you can't have anything that could be used as evidence against you when checking out the babes.

Many years ago, I took a part-time job in a clothing store (for both men and women). While I knew that I wouldn't be able to look by the women's dressing room while working in the shopping areas, I was able to scout for when a hot babe would be heading back to try something on. As luck had it, a couple of the dressing booths were at the back corner, which backed up to a wooden wall to the storage room in back.

During my shift, I would try to keep the light off in the back storage room. Someone else who had or did work there also thought like me, and had drilled a small peep hole into both of the dressing booths. From checking angles after the store had closed, I knew that if the storage room light was off, anyone who noticed the hole in the wall (which was up by a corner) could not see any light.

When my work permitted, I would be able to see when a hottie would go into one of the two "visible" booths to try on, and then "just happen" to go back to the storage area to retrieve an item. Of course, I knew exactly where to go and quietly climb the step ladder and get my view into that booth. Only once did I get a babe not wearing a bra, so it was more than 99% bra and panties. Unless you count one babe that pulled her panties about half way down in back and gave me a lot of butt crack while trying on shorts.

But it made the workday a lot more fun.

My point is that I could have had a camera running the whole time that no one would have seen, and then probably edited down to the hot babes. Yet, having done so would have put in the risk of being discovered and arrested. Even if the babes were down to less than underwear, I knew never to take the risk of having any evidence.

Otherwise, if that peep hole was discovered, I could easily have either denied any knowledge or proven where the items were that were necessary for my job there.

By not having any evidence, I was able to add some nice sights to my workday. This guy in the store who got busted could have done a lot better. He could have been restocking while simply looking down a top or the back of a babe squatting over nearby. If she turned around, he could have dropped an item on the floor or appeared to be looking at his inventory sheet. But since he has his camera phone, he was stuck.

Guys like that ruin it for guys like us.

a pregnant pause

2011-02-03T14:05:00.001-08:00

I have had some letters from guys over the past couple of years about checking out pregnant babes, but the guy in this news story seems to have taken it to another extreme:

http://www.wavy.com/dpp/news/local_news/va_beach/police-arrest-vb-peeping-tom

It's tough to determine why the guy wanted to see her naked while at full pregnancy and to go to that extent to do so. My only guess is that the babe must have smaller boobs (not his preference) and he figured this was his chance to see them at their best. Of course, that doesn't make what he did right.

The story also reports that he had also videotaped her the day before. I'm thinking he must not have gotten a good shot of her if he went back again the next day. This means that if he did get a good shot of her naked the day before, he would have gotten away with it had he not gone back the very next day.

This one is tough since he was a direct neighbor.

Some guys actually do not enjoy seeing pregnant babes naked all that much, based on the e-mails and comments I have received from guys since my book came out, and from what I know while talking to friends about it over the years.

Personally, I'll admit I wasn't much for it while in my teens and 20's, but over the past 20+ years I have come to appreciate and enjoy the pregnant naked body just as much. It usually does mean better boobage. Of course, during the couple of times I have been able to spy on pregnant babes while at home, it gets difficult to see bush while she is in the later stage because of the hang of the tummy. That is both while walking around or when seated. But it's a nice trade off due to the increased boobage.

However, I don't know the age of the guys who e-mailed me about it, and I'd like to know more about if it is guys over 30 who enjoy seeing pregnant babes naked moreso than 20's or teens. Any thoughts, guys?

(And don't worry, I won't use any names. Just your age and your comments, with your permission.)

His best friend's girl - taped while showering

2011-01-31T13:58:00.000-08:00

Boy, she must be a very hot babe for the guy to go to this extent:

http://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/145815/peeping-tom-filmed-mates-girlfriend

Of course, that doesn't make it right either. But if the suspect was living in the same house, I'd have to think there would have been an easier and less risky way to see her naked.

Asking Laura Hamilton To Relax

2011-01-27T13:30:00.000-08:00

Sorry to read (below) that Laura Hamilton is "petrified" about a wardrobe malfunction. I can tell you it would help her career and name recognition tremendously if that were to happen.......

http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/dancing-on-ice/dancing-on-ice-laura-hamiltons-costumes-are-reinforced-to-contain-her-28ff-boobs/

No upskirt photos in Indiana?

2011-01-25T18:45:00.000-08:00

Never mind the economy, the war, the banks, health care, and voting themselves raises. The Indiana Senate is worried about all of the guys that take photos looking up skirts.

http://www.jconline.com/article/20110125/NEWS09/110125011

I suppose they'll approve spending millions to prosecute, and hours and hours reviewing any and all photos which are captured. Some photos more than others, I'm sure.

Maybe I should apply for the job the government would probably create to review all of the thousands of candid photos of babes already on the internet. There are entire sites of "secret" upskirt and down blouse photos.

Can't wait for officials to find even one of the sites where guys post nude photos of ex-wives and girlfriends. Many of those photos were taken with consent at the time. I don't know of any divorce decrees which specifically prohibit the use of consensual pictures taken while the relationship was strong.

Hopefully there will be public notice for when the House and Senate debate this one. Might as well use more of our tax dollars to deal with this.

Defense attorney caught taping babes

2011-01-25T18:36:00.000-08:00

The women who don't like lawyers will have a field day with this story:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local-beat/Defense-Attorney-Denies-Peeping--114606449.html

While the men wonder why this guy is in Southern California yet focused on a tanning salon instead of hanging out at the beach, scouting the babes at various public locations, and using his binoculars from home or from a location where he could see into babes' homes without risk.

One way to increase attendance at schools

2011-01-16T17:46:00.001-08:00

Just because this babe had posed naked for Penthouse, officials seem to be ignoring her qualifications (to teach, that is) and denying her a teaching position:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10699952

Here's what they should do. Hire her to teach in one of the schools with the lowest average attendance among boys. Once the word gets out that a Penthouse Pet is now teaching there, you'd better believe the guys would start to show up for her classes. And when they do, it's more money for the school system.

More money for the school system is supposed to mean better schools, and so on.

Hire her now, while she has a few good years left with those looks.

I'll vote for Kimberly

2011-01-16T17:44:00.000-08:00

Very helpful information for the babes out there:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3353375/Which-bust-boost-is-the-best.html

And if this helps them, as well as to start the unofficial voting among us guys, my vote goes to Kimberly, and that's for both photos of her.

Here's a job I'd like to have.....

2011-01-07T13:57:00.000-08:00

According to this news story, police are having to go thru videotape of some naked women for the purpose of finding them to help prosecute the guy arrested for recording them.

Now there's an interesting challenge. If that police department wants some help in determining that, I'd be glad to review those tapes. I'd love to know how they expect to do that.

"Can you identify her?" and then show a topless photo of a local woman?
"Do you know who has these?" and show some distinct boobs?

Now, watch. Some big murder case gets put on hold while the police and detective go through these tapes in hopes of being able to identify a familiar face. ??

Here's the story - see for yourself:

http://crofton.patch.com/articles/burglar-arrested-and-may-face-peeping-tom-charges

Plus, they probably don't think the suspect has any more tape. Ya, right.

Guy caught using hidden camera in a school

2011-01-07T13:26:00.000-08:00

Let me get this straight. This is a brand new story about a dude sentenced to 5 years of prison time for taping high school girls changing into bathing suits. Yet, the offenses took place in 2005.

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/01/peeping_tom_swim_coach_sentenc_1.html

Wonder what else he got away with in the past 5 years. And to think of how much the video technology has improved since then.

Of course, what he did was wrong. But I continue point out how many guys are into seeing naked babes and what they will do to pursue it. It's not just a couple of total creep guys, you know.

the Maria Menounos wardrobe malfunction

2011-01-05T11:55:00.000-08:00

Way to go, Celebrity-Gossip.net!

They have published the photos of Maria Menounos and her "wardrobe malfunction". Guys, check out the photos of just her in the first 2 rows on the first page of the group of photos.

You'll know where to look, and while not work safe, be amazed at what we get to see.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/maria-menounos/image

I'm fortunate enough be traveling in the south this week, and believe me, this makes me want to head for the beach as soon as possible!!

Way to go, Maria!

Be a Total Creep without a trace !!

2010-12-07T11:08:00.000-08:00

It continues to amaze me how many people are surprised at what guys will do see naked babes. As I have said many times over the past couple of years since my book on the subject was released, there are a ton of straight guys who are into seeing female nudity on a regular basis. Not just porn and strip clubs either.

Here is still another fresh news story, one in which a guy was caught having videotape of a woman (no info about her age in the story) taking a bath:

http://www.garstangcourier.co.uk/news/local/peeping_tom_filmed_woman_in_bathroom_1_2837662

The story details what he did which got him arrested. But it also contains the reaction from his now former employer as well as an organization he worked with. Once again, the reaction comes across as if this guy is the only guy who would want to video a woman taking a bath.

They've got to be kidding. For continuing research, I review news accounts of guys being arrested for incidents such as peeping tom, video cameras on babes, and related attempts to catch babes naked. There are still plenty of guys out there who mess up and get caught, such as the guy arrested as described in the above news story.

What these news accounts fail to acknowledge is that there are plenty of guys out there who know not to get caught. They know to keep their you-know-what inside their pants when they could be seen by others. They know to either destroy the evidence (video recording, candid photos, etc.) or not to video tape babes in the first place.

The guy in this news story is an example. If he had kept his pants zipped up, authorities would not have had a reason to check him computer and then find a video of a woman taking a bath.

My point is that the guys who mess up and are then discovered with evidence are not isolated incidents. More guys know not to mess up and get caught.

It is an extremely enjoyable experience for a guy to watch an attractive young babe take a bath or shower, including the before and after (getting undressed and dressed). In my book, I wrote about my favorite, a college babe I could watch with binoculars from a west coast apartment I was renting, who would come out of the shower and spend the first moments toweling down her hair while standing there stark naked.

All it took was my knowing not to video tape her, so there would be no evidence, and keeping my pants zipped up. No reason to make anyone suspicious, and authorities could search all they want and not find any evidence. I have seen many babes take a shower or bath over the years, but I know to keep those memorable images to myself.

Since I am of average to reasonable intelligence, I can assure you that I'm not the only guy who knows to do this. And I did it for 30 years before writing my first book about it to help advise other guys.

The guy in this news story was also a working professional and a member of multiple community organizations, along with having a family. Yet, the media treats this as some sort of isolated incident. Sorry to break it to you. He got caught with his pants down, so to speak. Other guys, some of which do not have this guy's status, know better. I wonder how many times that woman has been seen taking a bath by other guys.

Panties aren't always bad

2010-12-02T11:47:00.000-08:00

The readers/listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to write:

Jerry B of AZ writes:

"Now I understand why you wrote about looking up skirts and shorts even when you know she has panties on. This morning I was cutting through (name withheld) Park and saw a babe laying on her back with her legs up wearing loose fitting shorts. I changed my path and walked around her to try and get a glance down between her legs, just as you suggest. She probably had no idea anyone could see down. Her panties were not covering everything, and she has a hairy bush. On one side I could see some of her (bush) hair! I stopped to enjoy the view, which then distracted her. I said something like "Sorry, but that's a good book!", and she smiled and I walked away. It proved beyond a doubt that the advice in your book is spot on. I only wish I lived near apartment buildings and could spy on the neighbor chicks too. Thanks!"

Looks like you have become a 'professional' total creep. Based on your e-mail, you handled the situation very well. Noticing her legs being up and her loose fitting shorts was a significant observation at the start.

Stopping when you realized you could see her pubes was not the best move, but I'll admit I can understand you doing so. I probably would have done the same thing. The key thing is to not show a facial reaction. That you had your comeback line about the book she was reading was excellent. It shows me that you were ready to handle the situation, as opposed to saying something stupid or letting on that you were seeing the goods.

Especially when she assumes that the worst that could happen is that you would see some of her panties.

I have wondered if that babe (and others I have seen in that situation) come to realize what happened when they either go to the bathroom or get undressed shortly thereafter and realize that their panties were not covering everything. But by then, you (or me) are long gone.

Again, nice work!

Don't loan out your computer

2010-11-15T14:10:00.000-08:00

Guys, I keep saying this over and over, yet still need to remind you.

As much as I do not like guys photographing or video taping babes in action, I suppose some guys will do it anyway. It ruins it for the rest of us total creep guys when they get caught, but that's another story.

If you doubt this advice, read this news story:

http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/education/Peeping-tom-student-filmed-flatmates-undressing/article-2895638-detail/article.html

It seems that the guy might not have been caught if he had not loaned out his computer that had the video of college babes coming out of the shower on there. He probably would have gotten away with this if he had destroyed any and all evidence.

Not that doing such an act is right or a good thing to do. It isn't. But he got away with it once, and could have simply enjoyed what he saw and moved on.

Be careful out there!

Another guy ruins it for the rest of us..........

2010-11-09T12:34:00.000-08:00

Hopefully this guy will be caught ASAP:

http://www.wbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465506

The guy has been spying on babes near a campus in South Carolina, but his actions are much worse. It seems he has been breaking in to apartments while babes are sleeping, but not for the purpose of burglary. (And not that burglary would be a positive thing either!)

The above news story link has a photo from a surveillance video of the dude walking into an apartment building near a campus while not wearing any pants. (Makes me wonder how this dude hasn't been caught yet, but that's another story.)

It's one thing to be a typical total creep or dirty old man and want to see naked babes, even when they are in private, but the threat of physical harm to these babes and breaking and entering is another matter.

The areas surrounding college campuses and apartment buildings where college babes rent can be great places for us total creeps to check out the babes. But I'm talking being in the right place at the right time, such as in a public or common area when she squats down, is sitting where you can walk by and see down her top or back of her pants, up a skirt, etc.

While it is true I have watched some babes sleep over the years, it has never been (and will never be) with any intent to have them know about it. It has been through binoculars from a nearby building where I can't be seen spying on them. Ideally, they will not have the blankets or sheets covering everything. I have been fortunate enough to see some babes sleeping with boobs facing out or a nightie without panties and I get a nice view for a long time. Other times I have been watching in the morning for her to wake up and come out from under the covers with little or nothing on, or perhaps give a nice leg spread getting out of bed and having nothing on under the shirt or nightie.

There is no reason for guys like the one in the story to ruin it for other guys, and to cause such havoc among the babes living in or near a campus.

Update - Naked 9 Trial Postponed

2010-11-02T13:14:00.000-07:00

Moments after the following post was written came word that the "Naked 9" hearing in Madison has been postponed by the prosecution, so it will NOT be this Friday Nov. 5 as originally posted.

The Naked 9 go to trial

2010-11-02T12:51:00.000-07:00

A note of support for the "Naked 9" before their court hearing scheduled for this Friday at 11 AM CT in Madison WI.

This hearing is a result of arrests made during the Madison version of the "World Naked Bike Ride" this past June. I was fortunate to be in northern Wisconsin on business that week and drove down to check this one out. This was the first of these naked bike rides ever in Madison. From having attended a couple of others in different cities, and knowing of the strong college presence in the area, I was glad to be able to check this event out. (I had posted about it here back in June.)

What made this unique is that this ride was held during the daytime hours, late morning in fact. The other events (held in a variety of cities - search for their national site) are held at night, often after 9 PM. While the night ones are worth checking out, they tend to draw many more males than females, and because of the darkness it is harder to see the exposed body parts at times.

The Madison ride was outstanding. Even though there were hundreds fewer participants compared with the other events I have been to and read about (well, seen photos of!), there was a better percentage of babes participating. Of those babes who rode, more of them were either topless or totally naked on a percentage basis than other cities. And many of the ones I got to see were either college age or appeared to be under the age of 30, which is better yet.

The fact that it was a warm sunny day and they were riding in broad daylight on some narrower paths made checking them out as easy as any of these naked bike rides anywhere. (Some of the others in larger cities can get a bit frustrating when a hot babe is naked but riding past all the way on the other side of the street and with guys partially blocking the view.) In Madison, they were often single or double file, and I was able to get a couple of close up vantage points early in the ride.

Fortunately, I checked them out early on. Because they rode in broad daylight, and on a Saturday with part of the ride going into a business district, there were some complaints, especially parents out with kids. I can understand this. I wish they would have had the ride go through the school campus or something and not risked those complaints. And, maybe inspired a few more female students to join the parade. (!!!!)

However, those complaints led to 9 arrests, a combination of guys and babes. This Friday morning is their court hearing in Madison at which those who were cited for public nudity will try to escape the fines in the lines of this being a protest. (Oh ya, the World Naked Bike Ride is to protest oil prices or something like that.)

If any of you can make it, it might be nice to show some support for them (even if you can't show anything else!).

The hearing is at the Madison Municipal Court at 210 Martin Luther King Drive on the 2nd floor at 11:00 Friday morning local time.

The group has scheduled its next naked bike ride for next June in hopes of getting rid of police complaints by then.

We wish them good luck and happy results on Friday, and more importantly, to clear the way so that more babes can ride naked in Madison next June.

Can't movies keep it real?

2010-10-25T12:13:00.000-07:00

It’s bad enough that there seems to be less actual nudity in mainstream movies these days. However, it is time to point out how the movie companies taking steps to practically avoid nudity has an impact on how believable the film is.

I saw another example over the weekend when I went to see “Social Networking”. (I’m not going to spoil anything about the plot.) There is one scene in which one of the key male characters has slept with and spent the night with a college babe, which starts with the 2 of them in her bed in the early morning.

The babe has a sweat shirt on, revealing a bra strap in one shot, and has what I call full panties on. (The kind that are more like short shorts.) The dialogue reveals to the audience that the babe slept with the guy, but doesn’t remember having done so until he explains the situation.

Sorry, but if we are supposed to believe the events the male character described, then why on earth would the babe be wearing a sweat shirt and full panties? If the babe really had blacked out, wouldn’t she remember enough to know why she would have put on a sweat shirt, let alone bra and full panties? Even the panties she has on are not even close to believable. As a total creep spending time on school campuses over the years and seeing plenty of panties (and whatever else is or isn’t worn) that college babes wear, you can’t convince me that a babe of her caliber would wear anything more than a thong or much more revealing panties than the babe in the movie was wearing. If she really wore that type of underwear, she wouldn’t have been in that situation to sleep with the male in the first place.

In the next part of the scene, the babe is supposedly continuing the conversation and walking toward the shower, seen topless from behind. We do get to briefly see the side of a boob, but no nipple. However, in that shot, we don’t get to see her face (not that I was looking at the face!). Thus, it could very well have been a body double so that the actress playing the college babe didn’t have to show even the slightest boobie.

Some of you probably think I’m being a total creep in commenting about this. But whether you dig the nudity (when there is some) or not, my point is that it made the film less believable. That scene was NOT how that babe should have been presented. She should have been at the very least topless if not totally nude.

Think about it. It’s not like the guy who slept with her would make sure she has underwear on, let alone a sweatshirt over a bra, when she fell asleep in his arms after supposedly having sex. Or, if the guy did, it goes against his character in the movie.

There is a separate scene with a drug bust, and they show a powder drug being taken off of another babe’s stomach. For some reason, she is still wearing a bra. Like we are supposed to believe she wouldn’t be topless if not completely naked by that time? Worse yet, one of the male police officers in the raid instructs her to “Cover up!” while she throws a shirt on over her bra. Us movie viewers are intelligent enough to know that she already was “covered” and that a police officer would only react like that if the babe was topless.

This was really because the film maker didn’t want the nudity, and I know that. To me, it tells me the film maker wasn’t interested in making the movie plot believable, and Social Networking is supposedly based on a true story. If they couldn’t get one scene to establish one of the primary characters right, then how do we know how thorough the other scenes are?

In a way, this is even worse than TV shows and some movie scenes where the wife is in bed with her husband, yet very openly keeps the sheets up over her boobies as if he can’t see them. Those scenes detract from the story’s credibility as well, but even a guy like me understands that they can’t show the good stuff on TV shows.

I can understand that some women oppose nudity in the movies when it has little or nothing to do with the plot, even though most men enjoy it. Yet, in Social Networking, those are two separate scenes in which nudity was actually necessary to the scenes, and it was covered up. True, this was especially disappointing to me because I love seeing college aged babes naked as much if not more than any other age group. But this movie is a lot about college students, and this form of censoring or editing made it less realistic.

Come on, guys. We deserve better for what it costs to see a movie these days. Or at least “real”.

Total Creep in control of the situation

2010-10-20T11:36:00.001-07:00

Cliff C. of PA writes:

“I’m not sure I fully believe that you maintain your control every time and have not approached or let the (babe) know what you saw. I would love to know, if you really do, how you do that. Yesterday afternoon I was blessed to be walking past a hot young mom who was tending to her toddler in a stroller. Taking your expert advice, I timed walking by just as she was leaning very forward, and as luck had it there was no bra, and I saw nipples. I must admit I was so pleased that I said “Nice view” after I passed by. She looked up and said “damn you” or something to that effect. I kept on walking and nothing further came of it. She wasn’t about to leave her kid. I am sorry I did that, and know it was wrong to tell her, but I couldn’t help it. How do you really do that?”

Well, Cliff, it’s probably to your surprise, but I will address this matter. Sure, there are times it is very tempting to get out of control over some totally hot babe letting it show. Nice job following my advice, until you got your great view and then spoiled the moment. You (and others) need to stay in control and act like you didn’t see a thing, no matter how challenging. Your action yesterday will ruin it for other guys. There are so few babes, compared with years past, who still go out braless. I would bet you any amount that the one you did this to will never leave home without a bra on again. We can’t afford to “lose” any more.

You need to maintain your composure during and after seeing something like you did, in this case some great boobage. Had you kept quiet like you should have, this babe would be out there again today without a bra and no clue that guys can see all she has when she cares for the kid. That is what inspires me. It’s not only keeping from being nabbed, busted, or arrested (or even beaten if her significant other is near), it is keeping more opportunities open. I am as obsessed as any other guy with seeing as many babes as I possibly can naked or as close to it as possible, even the same ones over and over if possible. If they were to find out from me, I would not only fear trouble from authorities, but it would reduce the field of possibilities. Those are both serious enough to keep me quiet. It takes training, but unless you don’t care to continue checking out the babes (and I can’t imagine that), you need to work at it.

Maintaining composure also applies even when the babe does know. You might go back to my book or audio book (“ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “) and re-read the chapter “They Know I Saw”. It describes several true incidents, including one where the babe and her guy both knew I saw a full boob “by accident”. I maintained a straight face, leaving them a bit uncertain. Any babe would expect a guy who “really” saw her boob in public to be smiling, thanking her, or whatever. You can’t do that.

I will admit there have been times over the years I have been very tempted and have come close to making a mistake. I truly do understand the temptation, and even your reaction yesterday. These times are not covered in my book (at least my first one). Fortunately, I was able to talk myself out of it in time. One such “near incident” was several years ago in a Midwest city. I was getting ready to leave the apartment I was renting at the time, but noticed the light was on, and drapes open, in the apartment of a babe I would check out who lived across the street from me. I grabbed the binoculars and there she was carrying clothes while walking in to the room. She put them down on the chair, and it turned out she was stark naked. She then picked up her jeans and pulled them up, following that by putting on just a top. Next, she went and put on her jacket, grabbed her purse, and headed out toward the front door.

The jeans were dark blue, and the top she put on was not open or low cut, and not even see-through. However, this meant that she was going out with absolutely NO underwear on whatsoever. That is my “weakness” when it comes to checking out the babes. To me there is nothing that excites me as much as a babe out in public with no underwear on.

Since I was also about to leave, and knew her parking space, I actually did grab my keys and went downstairs, feeling totally excited about what I just saw and what I knew. I got out the door and actually took a few steps toward her parking space, thinking I would say something like “Oh wow, no underwear!!” to her. Fortunately, the voice of reason in my head told me, “If I do this, I would lose the opportunity to see her naked again, and she could tell her neighbors and even people in my building. I can’t let that happen.” Had I done so, she would have known that I was spying on her. Her clothes were not revealing, and her having a jacket on would have prevented me from seeing bouncing boobies.

Along with that, I will admit that I once got away with a true peeping tom incident (over 30 years ago), convincing myself right afterward that it would be a one-time thing and not worth risking spying and everything else I do in pursuit of seeing babes naked. Even with my anxiety that night, I was extremely careful about not leaving a trace. There was a babe living alone in a first floor apartment that I could not see into from where I was living at the time. One night after dark I (really was) walking back from a local errand, and noticed from the sidewalk that her bathroom light was on, and that her bedroom blinds were open slightly and pointed down. Even though there was a lawn, there was a concrete slab behind the bushes under her window.

I looked around and there was no one else walking on either side of the street, and no cars coming. Just as I was up near the bushes, I saw her bathroom light go dark. I was on that concrete slab, boosted up on her window ledge, and was hanging high enough to see into the bottom part of the blinds. Success – she was sitting on her bed with panties on but topless and was toweling off her hair. I enjoyed the boobs view for maybe 10 seconds, then lowered myself to the ground and snuck away, making sure there were no footprints, and that there was still no one around. (If someone was nearby I could have stayed behind the bushes until they passed.)

That was more than 30 years ago, and I never did that again, no matter how tempting it gets. I think of it as “quantity vs. quality”. No matter how hot a babe is, it isn’t worth giving up seeing hundreds more babes naked for one moment.

So to address your question, yes, I have been tempted. And I have done wrong. But I’m still doing what I do, and by the methods that I know will work safely if done properly. Please keep this in mind on your walk today, OK?

Caught in the act

2010-10-12T13:44:00.000-07:00

Being a total creep is one thing, but maintaining control is another. Here is a news story about a guy who got nailed for trying to check out a babe while she showered in a dorm room:

http://blog.cleveland.com/newssun/2010/10/baldwin-wallaces_peeping_suspe.html

I'll bet the guy didn't know that she is the daughter of a police officer. But her seeing enough of the guy's clothes to be able to track him down is definitely the fault of the guy. The news story doesn't say whether or not he saw her naked, nor does it indicate if this was a "women only" floor or portion of the dorm. There are instances where women's bathrooms and showers are in or near areas where guys could have access. In that event, guys should be able to make a nice sighting appear to be accidental.

There are usually other opportunities to see at least partial nudity on campus without having to take the risks this guy in the story did.

Addressing spying on the babes

2010-10-11T13:16:00.000-07:00

Guys, this news story confirms my previous comments about not using cameras (whether video cam, cell phone, digital, etc.) when checking out babes. The guy in this crime in Minnesota was seen video taping, and if he is or was caught there would be evidence of his actions.

However, more significant to this story, in my opinion, is that the reporter gives the block on which this guy was doing his spying.

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=876226&catid=396

With the block being listed, and the photo of the hottie at the top of the story, this also gives total creep guys a more specific idea of where some college babes are. The reporter should have left the street name out of the mix.

But again, had the guy the authorities are looking for chose to use a camera. Otherwise, he could have appeared to be calmly walking down the street without incident. Let's hope they catch him!

Is it an invasion of privacy or not?

2010-10-08T13:50:00.000-07:00

It’s either invasion of privacy or it isn’t. And I find myself on both sides of the discussion, even though I just realized it. Since I started blogging and responding to questions regarding my “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide” book, I have, understandably, heard from some women who would prefer that I am never heard from again. I get it. Women do not appreciate that I openly detail my having spied on babes at home during private moments with binoculars from numerous places I lived and stayed at over the years. Kind of a long distance peeping tom, according to some.

My “argument” to the women who complain is that, while not the most moral of conduct, I am not putting any of the babes I check out at risk in any way. I don’t stand by a window, set foot on their private property, or try to be seen, like some creeps do and are justifiably arrested for. The babes I see don’t know that I saw what I saw. It’s not my fault that they didn’t close the blinds or curtains and I could watch a babe undress, take a shower, or walk around with little or nothing on in private. They don’t know they were being seen, and in my opinion, that means no harm done, even though it could technically be considered an invasion of privacy.

Yet, more than ever, my own privacy gets invaded practically every day. I’m getting really tired of being asked for my personal phone number, e-mail address, zip code, and other such information in order to make a simple consumer purchase. It’s the book store, the shoe store, the department store, the haircut place, and the list goes on.

If I were a betting man I’d bet you that many of the same women who dislike my very being for “invasion of privacy” by spying on babes in private moments are some of the ones who have no problem asking customers for personal information as a routine part of their jobs, and feel no guilt or shame.

Add to all of this the information age we are in, and the technology that goes with it. How can babes be concerned about a guy watching them walk topless in a private moment without knowing it when they are also subjected to revealing personal information on a daily basis?

What made me realize this? Last night I had another wonderful opportunity to watch a cute babe (who appears to be a local college student based on her young look and the shirts and sweaters she wears) sitting at her table using her laptop. Based on her changing facial expressions and how she appeared to be typing something every few seconds, I’m guessing she was either on Facebook or IM’ing her significant other. It didn’t matter to me what she was doing, actually. She put her leg up on the chair to relax, and was wearing a short night shirt with NO panties. I think she was communicating with her sig other because she was touching herself you-know-where every once in a while.

During this time, she had no idea that a man (me) was able to get the full view of her natural state. I was also in the privacy of my home, and in no way a physical threat to her, was not trespassing, and not distracting anyone else from doing anything. I don’t care what she was doing on the computer or who she was communicating with. Yet, chances are she was on that computer sharing her private details and information with the outside world.

Heck, she might have spent her time at work earlier in the day capturing personal information which should remain private from customers.

By the way, I may be a total creep, but I am an honest one. Over the years, I have been able to note whether or not a babe is at home (car parked or not), seen where valuables are placed, and tracked schedules to know when “she” would be most likely to come home. There was one incident where a babe’s front door to her apartment came open and she didn’t know it, and then she proceeded to take a shower. (I could have burglarized the place, but didn’t – so I wouldn’t miss her coming out of the shower.) I possibly could have witnessed a robbery, and then had the dilemma of admitting I was spying OR keeping quiet about it. Therefore, I won’t even use the “private” information I gather via my binoculars.

So, I ask you. Who is really invading whose privacy?

ESPN producer arrested as peeping tom

2010-10-07T13:13:00.000-07:00

The guy has ruined his own life and he probably didn't have to. It makes it tougher for us total creep guys who enjoy this sort of thing but in a more private and less intimidating manner.

http://www.newser.com/story/102366/espn-producer-neil-goldberg-busted-in-peeping-tom-case.html

He never should have taken a step stool by the babe's window. A definite no-no. Nor do you do what he was doing in public, however exciting his view was. Yikes.

The guy lives in the same complex. Not sure whether or not he had a view into her unit from his using binoculars or a zoom lens, but obviously that would have been the way to go.

Guys don't have to put themselves at heavy risk to check out the babes.

Under that gown!

2010-09-27T12:12:00.000-07:00

Chuck of MD writes:
"I wanted you to know how much your advice helped me over the weekend. Even with all of the fantastic information in your book, I must thank you for the chapter about appearing to be composed when you see something great. If not for that, I'd be in a lot of trouble with my loved ones.

While visiting my daughter in the hospital over the weekend (and she is fine now and already home), I was seated along side of her and facing toward the next bed. In that bed was a very attractive (babe), probably early 20's. When I came in, she was resting on her side and her gown was open most of the way down her back. I couldn't see all the way down, but knew the chances were good she had nothing on underneath. Certainly no bra, but I wasn't sure about panties. She looked over toward us and said hello before sitting up and resting.

A few minutes later, I was getting ready to leave but still chatting with my lovely daughter. As luck had it, a nurse came in to check on the other girl's readings, and stood on the side in between my daughter's bed and hers. The (babe) then sat up and moved her legs over toward the side of the bed which was facing us. Sure enough, the gown came way up and open and I could easily see all the way up between her legs. Indeed, no panties!

My daughter was not always looking at me so neither of them could tell that I was trying to see what I could of the other (babe). But when she turned toward me and her gown opened up, that (babe) could tell that I saw what I saw.

Luckily, your book was totally on my mind. That was how I knew to watch where both my daughter and the other (babe) were looking to know when I could try to sneak a peek.

And I instantly recalled your story about your girlfriend's sister not wearing panties that time and how you handled it. Worked like a charm!

The other (babe) knew I saw. I somehow managed to do an Academy Award performance on the spot. I flashed a concerned look on my face, raised a hand as if to wave, and said "Oh, I'm sorry. I should leave" to her. The (babe) showed an exasperated look, realizing that I had seen her bush, and managed to say "I understand. Don't worry about it."

My daughter asked what happened, and I said that "Her gown almost came open" and that "I probably shouldn't be here". Then my daughter turned to the (babe) and apologized as well.

So I was able to finish up and leave right away with both of them (and the nurse) thinking I was truly sorry. As you can understand, the only thing I was sorry about was that I didn't get a longer look up her legs!

Your book made all of the difference. Not only did I realize I had an opportunity there, but I also knew how to get out of major ramifications without incident.

Have you had any similar hospital experiences like this? Or is this new territory, even for you?"

Thanks for sharing, Chuck. If my book were done as a class, you would be my best student. Glad you kept everything in mind from knowing only to look when the others were not and for acting as though you didn't mean to see what you saw. I understand how much "acting" was involved there!

Meanwhile, your hospital question is a tough one. Yes, I have had a nice sighting or two in a hosptial environment over the years. I did not and would not write about it. Young women in a hospital (or related medical enviornment) should not have to worry about us total creep guys lurking around. On one hand, it is difficult for me to endorse this enviornment as a "good" source for being a total creep. But on the other hand, I would have done the same thing as you did if the situation arose. And hopefully handled it as well as you did!

He lowered the bar to see her

2010-09-21T14:07:00.000-07:00

The readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to keep the comments and questions coming:

Armando of FL writes:
"You give the best advice. After your book I started looking up skirts all over again. It was just like you said. I saw a ton of panties, but just last night I was in a bar and noticed a babe about to sit on one of the couches wearing a tight skirt. Before she could position her drink over her legs I saw that she was not wearing panties and got a view of her beaver. I was trying to be nearby when she got up from the couch, but she had her legs crossed and kept them quite guarded. After the 3rd or 4th time I walked by, she gave me a pained look as if she knew that I knew and seemed to wait until I passed by completely before getting up. Then she didn't sit down for the remainder of the time she was there. Obviously, I wasn't going to leave before her! But your advice to keep looking was great."

While you are most welcome for the advice, Armando, I wish you had taken my advice about not letting on so easily. From what you described you are probably correct that she knew you saw all the way up. You should go back to my chapter about maintaining composure when you see something that good. You either had that look in your eye or on your face, or were too obvious when you were walking by and trying to look up her skirt and she caught on. Don't blow it for the rest of us total creep guys! Now she may well be wearing panties when she goes out to a bar, and we can't afford to lose even one of these babes to underwear.

Good move to be ready to look just as she sat down on the couch. Many bar couches (and even comfortable chairs) are set lower, and that is a great opportunity for us when babes are wearing skirts.

(Along those same lines, when babes sit like that and are wearing low rise jeans, maybe you can a view from behind or off to the side and catch some butt crack action. A side or back angle might also reduce your risk of being noticed looking there, especially when compared to the straight on view you had up the skirt.)

Yes, I understand from personal experience that it is difficult to keep a straight face and maintain composure after you see what you saw, or open breasts, etc. That does tend to make your day, especially after hundreds of panties shots until you see the real thing. I wish there was a practice field for this, but there isn't. Don't make it so obvious, Armando. It will lead to more of the same!

The best tips for young waitresses...........

2010-09-17T13:15:00.000-07:00

Some of you know that even though very few people post publicly even though many read my updates, I get a good amount of private responses to my posts. Others ask questions but do not wish to have them published, which I most certainly respect.

This morning I received an interesting private response, which I am addressing without names, and that is understandable. A couple weeks back I published a nice note from a guy in Pennsylvania commenting about a “regular restaurant” waitress who apparently doesn’t wear much on top, and how he and his friends enjoy having lunch there and having her bring extra stuff to their table so they can enjoy the view down her top.

The writer pointed out that he felt I was in error to have published the name and general location of the restaurant. After thinking about it for a few minutes, I realized he is correct. I should not have published that with the names included. Then again, total creep guys will be guys. Why would this guy be so concerned?

It seems that he is a restaurant manager himself. The real reason he didn’t want even his initials posted is that he also told me that he understood exactly where the writer of the e-mail was coming from. He knows to hire hot babes to be the hostess or waitress, and to encourage them to “unbutton some more” if they want to see more tip money.

Let’s face it. Many guys don’t tip as well as women in restaurants. So as a service to female waitresses, especially those under 30 who are attractive, it looks like we have stumbled upon a way to increase your tip money. I have no shame in admitting that I have personally tipped better over the years when a hottie is waiting on me and leans over at the table with an extra button or two open or a loose fitting or lower cut top.

Why do I tip better under these circumstances? It is not because of getting to see a nice boob or bra view. So I don’t want to hear protests from less attractive women about this. There is another reason I tip better when this happens. It is because of the extra trips she is called upon to make at my table!

Sorry, but as of now I don’t have any such ideas for guys who are waiters to increase their tips. Anyone?

Why guys need a lunch break every day.......

2010-08-30T12:22:00.000-07:00

Don of PA writes:

“My co-workers and I owe you a round of thanks. Your book is so amazing about how us guys miss out on great opportunities all around. There is this hot little blonde waitress at Crystal’s in downtown Pittsburgh all summer wearing a lot of low cut and open tops. Even though she wears a bra, she has no idea of how much boob shows when she leans over to serve or pick up from our table. Or if she does know, it doesn’t bother her. We don’t care either way. The guys and I have been lunching there for months, and it wasn’t until I heard your book that I started to notice her.

Then I went ahead and told the other guys in the group. Now we are regulars there, and we know to ask for things so she keeps having to come by our table and lean over. We can’t see nipple, but we have all enjoyed the view all the way down her loose fitting bra. Definitely gets us all through the work day!! It’s worth the extra tip money to keep her excellent “service” coming our way. You’re the best!”

Chad of AZ writes:

“It took me several tries, but I finally see what you mean about checking down their tops even when you can tell they are wearing a bra. You were right! This totally hot college chick came into the store I work at last night. When she was leaning over to sign her charge form, her bra was so loose fitting that I could see some pink on top. I’m not sure if it was a flat nipple or that was as far as I could see, but if it hadn’t been for your book and your blog, I wouldn’t have known to be watching. And absolutely no one suspected me of looking, since I was conducting business as usual. You can publish this if you want, but the more important thing is to keep alerting guys about this.”

Thanks Don and Chad for the nice words. That’s the whole idea. As much as I would love to be everywhere a cute babe has something showing, I can’t be. Interesting that you both bring up something I have noticed more and more lately. Bras don’t seem to be as tight fitting as they once were. Maybe it is because we see them more and more. But more and more babes go out in public thinking their bra always covers up more than it really does.

There are 2 aspects to this to keep in mind. One is that the loose fitting applies more to the upper part of the boobs. When looking down a blouse or top going down from the shoulder, more and more bras are loose and you can see more of the top of a boob. In addition, many bras are lower cut on the inside and allow more skin to be open. I have noticed this more and more within the past year when looking in between the button holes of a shirt or blouse. It isn’t always bra anymore. More often I’m seeing skin until the bra takes over just before the nipple.

In addition, a lot more of the college age babes wear athletic bras under a shirt or top when out and about. They don’t realize that these are not tight and when the lean over you can see a good percentage of one or both boobs, depending on your angle.

Remember, guys, not to give up on looking just because she has a regular bra or an athletic bra on. The fit might not be what she thinks it is. Some boob is certainly better than no boobage at all. Even though I still prefer the era of the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s when more babes would not wear a bra at all. We wouldn’t get to see as much boobage, but would get to see nipple action much more often.

Thanks for writing! Feel free to send your Total Creep questions and comments to me, and let me know if it is OK to publish.

It ain't me babe

2010-08-25T13:51:00.000-07:00

No, this photo and post are not of me:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bitchcakes/4912522143/

Just because the babe who wrote this called the guy a "total creep" doesn't mean that she knows about my book, "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or this blog.

But, guys, this is the sort of thing I write and talk about. As tempting as it can be at times, do not be taking photos where you can easily be seen doing so. At least not with an obvious camera.

Now, I'll admit that on only a few rare occasions I have snapped a photo of some "goods" with the camera in my cell phone. But in those instances I appear to be texting or checking messages and maintain an aggravated look on my face as if I am too distracted to notice a hot babe with something showing nearby.

And if I suspect that somebody might be approaching me, I would then hit the delete button and not take any chances.

I realize this sounds a contradiction, telling you guys not to do this, and then explaining how to, but I hope you understand the significance. You can see by the above link the mistake this guy made. Plus, we don't know that anything good was showing.

Wish I had gone to Lollapalooza

2010-08-11T14:02:00.000-07:00

If this is an indication of the crowd, I must make a note to be in Chicago next summer for this festival. Some major scoping of the babes hour after hour, if this is how it is.

I'd sure love to have had the job of taking these photos.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/around-town/events/The-Pretty-Ladies-of-Lollapalooza.html?__source=newsletter&optinfo=0008CD06AE01A10143992F002468FE22

Any of you total creep guys that took this in care to let us know how you liked it?

Nothing physical here, Becky

2010-08-10T13:18:00.000-07:00

Becky A. of NJ writes:

"I can't believe that you go around acting as if it is perfectly OK to disrespect women and their right to privacy and encourage guys to do the same. You should be put away for good. Did it ever occur to you that other guys don't do this "as well" (as you put it) because they know better? Guys like you disgust me. No wonder you conceal your real identity And you can print this. Were you that guy that got busted in New York City? If not, you must know that creep."

Becky, Becky, Becky. You had better believe I'm printing this. First of all, I'm guessing you are referring to this story:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/08/10/2010-08-10_news_reader_helps_bust_train_perv.html

Let's get your facts straight. Nowhere, and I mean absolutely nowhere, in my book, audio book or any of my blog postings (TheTotalCreep.blogspot.com) did I or will I ever say anything positive about any male that actually touches a woman inappropriately and against her will. You fail to understand that such a disgusting act is NOT what I do, write about, or to some extent, teach. Guys like the one just arrested disgust me just as much.

While I will grant you that I can understand why women hate me because of what I write about, I do not encourage (or address) any physical contact whatsoever. Looking down the back side of a pair of low-rise jeans to see butt crack is not the same as actually touching a babe's butt inappropriately.

For the record, I'm glad to read about the arrest made in NYC.

Regarding the rest of your comments, as I have said before, just because I write about guys looking down tops and up skirts and spying on babes at home with binoculars doesn't mean I'm the only one who does this. The next time you see a babe walking down the street with half of her boobs on display, watch the faces of the guys she walks past. See where they are looking. Let me know how many of them are trying to sneak a peek down her top. Constantly. Then you'll know what I mean.

Yes, I conceal my identity. I do that for a number of reasons. One is personal security, since I prefer not to feel at risk if recognized, especially by women. (Even though my photo is on my blog page and Facebook page.) Another reason is that I am a professional who travels a lot and do not wish to have this possibly impact my business dealings, since many are decided by women. In addition, from a marketing position, the name I.C. London is a humorous tie-in with the subject matter.

So, yes, Becky, I have published your letter and responded to it. Please do not put me in a group with men who take inappropriate physical actions on a woman. It's like saying young girls caught sexting SHOULD have to register as sex offenders.

Maybe underwear is sexy - at times.......

2010-08-09T12:35:00.000-07:00

Barry G. of MI writes:

“I can understand your complaints about more chicks wearing underwear than they used to, but I often find it sexy to see a lace bra or panties sticking out. It is better than nothing, even if it’s not seeing the entire (boob).”

Actually, Barry, I partially agree with you. This is an interesting debate, and I would love for more guys to weigh in on this. Back in the 70’s, 80’s, and most of the 90’s, a percentage of babes would go out in public not wearing a bra at all some or all of the time. Thus, if you knew what you were doing (and therefore the premise for my book), you would be able to see nipples when babes would bend over, wear a loose fitting sleeveless top, be seated with a loose top on, and other such techniques.

These days, with tops generally more revealing, it seems like 99% or higher wear a bra. Granted, some of the bras are lower cut and looser fitting than years go by, but seeing nipple is becoming a thing of the past. Being old enough and doing this for so long, I’m used to seeing more nipples than I have in the past few years, so to me it is a complaint. You younger guys don’t know what you are missing out on!

Same thing with panties. With shorts and skirts being much shorter, there is more opportunity to see up into panties. Even though in the past only a very small percentage of babes might not wear any when out in public, that percentage has also dropped. (But not the panties, if I may say so as a total creep!).

This becomes the “quantity vs. quality” discussion. You can see more skin on many more babes than you used to while out in public, especially in many professional environments. However, you see way fewer nipples and hardly ever score a bush sighting in public. (Butt crack sightings are way above what they ever were with the wonderful invention of low-rise jeans and shorter tops, so that is one positive over the past few years.)

However, on your point about underwear, I won’t totally disagree. Just this morning on my way to a business meeting I had a perfect example of this. I spotted a babe walking ahead of me in a mid-length skirt, and knew that at the end of the block she would need to walk up a flight of stairs. Since there were no other hotties within my view, I decided to slow down and continue walking behind her. (I also was going up those stairs.) Obviously, I checked her for panty lines and could tell she had full panties on instead of a thong. I could also see the top panty line, and it so happened to be hanging down quite nicely. Even though this was a thin skirt, it was not see through, but I could tell that the top of her panties were down along her butt crack as she walked. I found that to be quite sexy, just as you state. That if that skirt were to come all the way up, I would see butt crack sticking out at the top. It was a nice view for the few hundred feet until she went up the stairs. Even though I could only see the very bottom of those panties, I found her to be quite sexy.

Let’s see what some of you guys think about this!

Art Linkletter DID the darndest things!

2010-08-06T12:41:00.000-07:00

How fun is this story? I vaguely remember Art Linkletter, the TV personality from my mother and grandmother seemingly watching him every time he was on TV with “People Are Funny” and his interviews with children. I had absolutely no idea that Art was one of us – a total creep in his own right until I happened to be reading this article earlier in the week:

http://www.nctimes.com/entertainment/columnists/dotinga/article_0a8077a5-8b00-53df-91f7-e05226c374ad.html

So there it is in print. Linkletter used to be at work and be spying on the babes at a hotel. The man so widely enjoyed by women for so many years. They had no idea. Now when I get what is in effect hate mail from women who think I am the only disgusting man on earth I have something to share with them. This reinforces that I happened to be the first guy honest enough to reveal what I do and HOW I do it for guys that want to learn the tricks of the trade.

If other guys didn’t spy on babes with binoculars or make an effort to look down a collar or up a skirt or shorts, then I wouldn’t have sold so much as one book or received hundreds of e-mails with comments. (Normally “hundreds” of e-mails would not seem significant, but many guys do not wish to reveal to anyone, even me, that they use the techniques I teach.)

Now, in a way, I’m in the company of the legendary Art Linkletter. What an amazing discovery to be in the San Diego area on business and happen upon this newspaper column. Now I’m curious about which hotel that would have been. It’s probably gone, but still…..

Based on what I see while staying at a friend’s apartment during my stay in the San Diego area, Linkletter would have been amazed at some of the hot young babes who practically wear more to bed than they do when they go outside. At least there are still a few pre babes who go out in public not wearing a bra than most other parts of the country.

Thanks, Art, for having DONE the darndest things!

Why he saw his sister's boob.........

2010-07-16T11:41:00.000-07:00

The readers, and sometimes relatives of readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to e-mail me at ic.london at live.com:

Carrie G. of OH writes:
“My younger brother came home from college and had heard your audio book. That is his decision, but it’s how I found out that has me freaked out. He told me that he saw one of my (boobs) last night while we were out at dinner, and he was concerned because he knew I wouldn’t like other guys being able to see them too. After we got home, he showed me in private how he did that, and then told me all about your book and how other guys do the same thing. I must say I was shocked. This was maybe the 3rd time all year I went out without a bra, since we are having this heatwave. He was able to look down my open sleeve and convinced me he saw nipple. I can’t believe you would do this to women. I take it you do not have a sister? Or a female cousin? Is your family a bunch of nudists? Why do you do this?”

As I continue to explain, I was not the first guy to check out the babes. It has nothing to do with my family or personal life, thank you. Since you resent what your brother saw this much, I would say that he did you a major favor. It looks like you will take additional steps to prevent guys from seeing your boobs from here on. Heck, I should be on your brother’s case for ruining the opportunity.

After all, I didn’t tell you not to wear a bra, and then wear a sleeveless top which sometimes gives guys a full view. If your brother wasn’t interested in seeing, he wouldn’t have listened to my audio book. Him, me, and plenty of other guys. Again, I’m here to tell you that the bro did you a favor by telling you. Maybe he didn’t have to go into detail about what he saw, but it obviously drove the point across. I’m not sure too many brothers would do that to a sister, or even care to see her boobs. But guys will be guys.

Frankly, I have been amazed over the years at the number of babes who wear sleeveless or open sleeve tops and don’t think guys can see down when they get the right angle. But I’m glad they do.

Megan doesn't like me

2010-07-14T13:55:00.000-07:00

Megan of TX writes:

“You’ll never publish this but I give you permission. There should be laws against you. How dare you encourage guys to spy on women in the privacy of their own home? How would you feel if you were naked in a personal and private moment and noticed a group of people watching your every move? Your book and your blog totally disgust me, and I’m sure you get notes from other women feeling the same way.

If I ever catch you or someone that disgusting trying to look down my shirt or into my condo I will get a lawyer and womens groups and go after you until you can’t afford to keep your own binoculars. I don’t believe you are married. You probably haven’t had a single date in your adult life and trying to see some boobs is all you can do to have a woman in your life. Then I read your support of a letter from some nerd who described watching a young lady in a very private intimate moment. You should have that guy sent away, and then follow him there.”

Since you gave me permission, Megan, I am publishing your entire comments. Sorry you don’t believe that I really am married and have had dates and girlfriends over the years as much as most guys. Don’t make assumptions based on your emotions.

Like I have said before, my target audience is straight guys of all ages. I never forced any of them to purchase my audio book or to use any of the ideas and true personal experiences I have had on their own. All I did was notice how many guys miss out on opportunities to see the body parts of women and provide them with some tips. The next time you are in a busy area and see a young hottie walking around with her blouse open, take a look at the guys nearby. Watch how many guys will stare her down as the walks by. Some with their eyes bulging out and a smile on their faces. Guys have and will do that whether they know of my audio book or not. My book does not tell them to do this sort of thing. It tells them HOW to do it.

Truthfully, I know (and so do the guys) that watching babes through binoculars while they are in private is not morally proper. What they don’t know won’t hurt them. That doesn’t make it OK to do. I understand your dislike of me, but I’m one of the few men open enough to admit that I do these things and the only one to provide tips to other guys who also enjoy doing this. If you choose to keep your body totally covered at all times in public and keep the shades or curtains closed while you are at home, you won’t have these worries. See you at the beach!

He can't quite put his finger on it.......

2010-07-13T14:37:00.000-07:00

Wendell G. of OH writes:
“Your suggestions are so on target it is incredible. I have been a total creep for about 3 months and was never glad I lived next to another big apartment building until I listened to your book. Your ideas about the best times of the day and night are tremendous and have probably saved me hours. Especially the part about keeping track of schedules when possible. I have had a few great sightings, although it will be tough to top the one I saw last night.

There are a couple of 20-something chicks who are roommates and don’t mind walking around with very little on. Last night, only the cuter of the 2 was home and was on the couch watching TV or a movie or something. Whatever she was watching must have turned her on. She was wearing a robe but not facing toward my view at first. I was checking on her with my binoculars every few minutes. After a while, she got up from the chair and sat on the floor, and I got a nice break as she was now facing my view. She sat down on the floor with her back against the sofa. She then spread her legs and lifted up her robe over them. And she had nothing on.

She then spent about 20 minutes fingering herself, but stopping and moving her hand away every couple of minutes which gave me a great view every time. I could see the look on her face and could tell when she satisfied herself. Then she sat back with the robe wide open so I could see everything for a couple of minutes while she relaxed. Next, she got up off the floor and took off the robe completely while walking toward the shower. Wow! Even though I have seen her and the cute roommate naked a few times already, I never imagined I would get a show like that. And if it wasn’t for your great book, I never would have known how to see it. I think guys should hire you to coach them. You are the best!”

Thanks, Wendell. I have been thinking more and more about the “coaching” idea. Even with my years of experience as a total creep, different cities and areas have different settings. Obviously, not all residential buildings are built the same or offer the same views to guys looking in with binoculars or even the naked eye. What works to see into one building may not work for another, just as guys have different schedules and situations to be able to do this.

Just to let you know, I am exploring an option using a web cam to make this happen. Guys could use their web cam to hopefully show me the naked-eye view from their windows or wherever they can spy from with the lowest risks. Then I could make specific recommendations. Please give me some time to work out details. This isn’t exactly webinar material where groups of guys want to be seen or heard asking me questions. But I have to believe we can use this technology to further our quest to see as many babes partially or fully naked as we can.

Sizing up his girlfriend

2010-07-08T14:20:00.000-07:00

Greg G. of TN writes:

"My girlfriend and I were walking to her car when a chick who was jogging along was coming toward us. As good fortune had it, one of her (boobs) popped out from her bra top. She was pretty quick about covering up, but I got to see nipple action. However, my girlfriend also saw and quickly looked over at me to, I suppose, see my reaction. What she saw was my eyes wide open and an obvious smile on my face, leaving her with no doubt that I saw and enjoyed it. It's as if I was busted. She got upset and we spent the rest of our walk arguing before I took her home earlier than planned. It's not like I could deny that I saw and enjoyed it. I was explaining that I had no control over that happening, and that as a guy of course I would enjoy that. But I wasn't with that chick. I was "with" her. I'm not sure what else I could have said or done to make the situation better. You will probably say I should have kept a straight face and played it down, but I can't help how I reacted. (You can tell I listened to your book!) I think my GF reacted that harshly because she has much smaller (boobs) than the jogger. Do you think that's why?"

It well could be, Greg. Some babes with smaller boobies are very sensitive about guys liking bigger ones. I recall a girlfriend of mine years back who several times commented about how her sister "has all of the family boobs". (That sister sure did, since I was fortunate enough to also see hers on one wonderful occasion, but I digress.) But as I wrote in my Total Creep book, the most important thing is to always (and I mean, always) act like you don't care around babes in your life, especially a girlfriend or wife.

The times my then-girlfriend made those comments I would remain calm, and maybe throw in a "I'm happy with everything about you", or "It doesn't matter to me". While in my mind I was waiting for her sister to come into the room so I could keep an eye on those puppies.

So, yes, I'm telling you to maintain a straight face, or at the very least, your composure. I know it's not easy, but use the threat of losing your girlfriend (if you care enough) as an incentive. Be ready in case you get a lucky break like that again. Even if it is obvious you saw, the important part to your woman is how you handle it.

My suggestion would have been a simple "How embarassing!" or "No wonder she is running so fast!", and move on. No matter how nice the boob was, just don't let on how much you enjoyed it.

And if your girlfriend has gotten over it and things are fine, I would say that the next few times you are in bed with her, spend some extra time on her boobs. Make her feel more secure about them, and you'll be fine.

Again, part of my secret to success is that seeing the hundreds of babes and body parts that I see help me when it comes to making love to my wife, since I am even more excited from what I saw earlier in the day. Keep that in mind as well. Oh, and let me know where that walking path is!

Was he obvious as a total creep?

2010-07-02T12:11:00.001-07:00

Rick K. of FL writes:

"I hope I didn't mess up. I had listened to the part of your excellent book where you discuss not letting on to others that you are looking at them (the babes). This morning at work I was by the front desk when the cute receptionist was leaning over to work on a form. I couldn't help it. She had one of those open bras on and I could see almost to the nipple. I guess I had an obvious smile on my face from enjoying the view. However, when I started walking past her, I looked up and one of the male bosses was looking right at me. I'm sure he could tell what I had just seen from where he was standing. In trying not to act frightened, I winked at him and shrugged my shoulders as if to use body language to say "You missed a great view". Then I went on with my work, and nothing at all was said. The receptionist either never knew I looked or didn't complain to anyone. Nothing was said by anyone for the rest of the day, so I seem to be safe. Is there anything else I could have done?"

Good question, Rick. I thought about this one for a while. I have been in that same situation a couple of times myself. One that I recall was when another male co-worker and I were across from the desk of a young hottie and were talking with each other about something work related. She probably didn't realize it, but she got up from her chair and then bent over to get something out of the file cabinet next to her desk, giving both of us a great view down her top. She was (also) wearing a loose fitting bra, so we got quite a view. Being the composed total creep I am, I continued talking about whatever it was, so she had no idea of what we both saw.

Then, she took the file she got and left the room to take it to whomever. The other guy and I then smiled at each other, and he reached across to slap five with me. Nothing further was said about it. He basically thanked me for continuing to talk and make it appear to the babe that we were not paying attention. So I understand things like that happen.

In this instance, and those such as your incident, the important thing is that the babe didn't know what was really going on. Sounds like the guy you had at work understood that you happened to be there. If she was leaning over and others saw you walk over and very deliberately look, that would probably be a different story with consequences.

I would say, in cases like these, that is OK to let it be known that you enjoyed the view, as long as you (or I) didn't deliberately go out of the way to get a glance.

This is not to say that there shouldn't be times that you purposely move to look. If you do, you need to be careful, as I discuss throughout the book. But since in the above instances others noticed, it's probably OK to act as though it was a one-time fluke, you enjoyed it, and you move on.

This week, I am in an eastern city on business. This morning I was on a commuter train when a cute babe had a wardrobe malfunction (like I need to be politically correct for this blog?). She was not wearing a bra, and had a loose fitting sleeveless top on, thank you very much. As she was adjusting her collar, it pulled her sleeve are up a few inches toward the front. Almost all of her left boob was clearly visible for a few seconds until she re-adjusted. As soon as she adjusted and it wasn't showing, I noticed the guy next to me on the right turning his head away with a big smile on his face. So these things happen a lot. Yet, if someone was watching us, the other guy smiling was a giveaway that he saw. On the other hand, I maintained a straight face, so no one could tell I saw anything if they were watching me.

Putting these stories together, I can now answer your question. I would bet the guy at work could tell by your expression that you got a good look. The trick is to maintain a straight face and act like you didn't see anything no matter what. Had you known to do that, you probably would have avoided the fear of that guy making it a problem for you at work.

This total creep likes the 40+ women.......

2010-06-28T14:27:00.000-07:00

Everett J. of OH writes:

"Count me among those who totally love your audio book. Great idea to put it on my (MP3 player). I even thought to rename the file so that if my girlfriend happens to check the playlist she wouldn't notice it. I do want to ask you about the age factor. You comment mostly about gals of college age or into their 20's. I enjoy checking out the ladies over 40 up to maybe mid-50's. This seems to be more of a challenge than you indicate. What suggestions do you have?"

Good question, Everett. When it comes to being on the lookout for naked women, age does matter. When it comes to 40+, you have to take the good with the bad in terms of your techniques.

When out in public, the "good" is that women of that age generally do not get looked over nearly as much as the younger babes. Therefore they might not suspect you trying to glance down a shirt or wherever opportunity knocks. While not nearly the percentage of younger babes that do so, there are some who leave the shirt open another button or wear a loose fitting top.

However, it is practically a one in a million shot to find a 40+ not wearing a bra or even totally revealing her bra. (Frankly, it's getting to be a challenge to find younger ones not wearing a bra these days.) The 40+ women do not want boobs hanging or bouncing, and especially tend to keep more of the hip area covered. Not as many wear low rise jeans with shorter shirts compared with the younger babes. Butt crack views are pretty rare in this group. The exceptions are generally those few who still look like they are age 30 and who keep the young appearance. (My guess is that you don't pay much attention to them anyway.)

My suggestion for when out in public is to do what I call "situational looking". Again, the majority of 40+ women do not dress to reveal. I would go into upscale retailers or department stores rather than hang at a park or street corners. Although I don't "check out" 40+ women very often, I have found that the best opportunities for a good look come from situations such as bending over. Watch for 40+ women working at counters where they have to lean over to get a bag or to reach for a receipt.

For example, find one working the register at the grocery store, get in her line, and then wait for when she leans over for a bag. Better yet, maybe she needs to mark a coupon and leans over to do so on the counter, giving you a nice view, even if it is always bra.

These older women always wear panties, and usually ones that cover them much more than the younger babes. Even butt crack is tough to come by, so my thinking is to concentrate on the boobs.

When spying on 40+ women who are at home, there are also a few different guidelines. You are much better off to find one who lives alone or with female roommates. As I point out in "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide", the younger babes living with boyfriend or husband will often walk around with little or nothing on to please her man. However, the 40+ women tend to be much more covered up even in the privacy of home when the man is around.

It is when they are alone or only with other women that you stand a better chance to see some partially or fully naked action. That is probably the most important difference to keep in mind when seeking to look at 40+ women.

Your best find would be a 40+ woman who is divorced and on her own that has one or more daughters living with her. I have been fortunate enough to see a few of these situations over the years, and that definitely works. One of my favorite instances was when I could see into both bedrooms (and entrances to their bathrooms) of a unit where a mother (probably about 40 or 42) lived with her teen daughter. I saw both of them stark naked in their respective bedrooms, mainly because neither closed the door since it was only the other one living there. Several times one or both would forget to close the curtains and, of course, not be aware that anyone was looking at them through binoculars.

You are correct that I had not gone into this in my book, and I apologize for that. I tend to focus on the babes in the 18 to 30 range. That is partially because that continues to be my preference, and partially because this is what guys have been telling me is their preference for many years.

I hope this helps. And, please, Everett, let me know how you do!

More bounce to the ounce

2010-06-23T12:48:00.000-07:00

Joe V. of VA writes:

"Your point about always being on the lookout is so true. I'll admit that your book served as a nice wake-up call for me, and I'm sure for other guys, even if they won't admit it. This afternoon I was at a busy intersection in Richmond waiting for the light to change. Since taking your advice, I now know to scout around for a decent (babe). One was starting to cross the street coming toward where I was standing, and she had a nice bounce as she walked along. As luck had it, the light went yellow and she had to hurry across. She was totally bouncing across before she clutched her purse tightly across that wonderful chest to try and stop. I'm sure any guys sitting in their cars got the same enjoyment I did. So it wasn't seeing her naked at all, but it was still some major entertainment and sure made my lunch hour. I'd like to share in your advice and remind other guys to always look around."

Thanks, Joe. I'll add that the only regret is that this happened in June and not during a cold day! A good bouncing set is a great thing, even if it's not as amazing as the days when a percentage of babes wasn't wearing a bra. How I miss the days of "live ones" bouncing along making it obvious she wasn't wearing a bra. Whenever time permitted, I would change course if need be to try and get a look between buttons or hope for a leaning over. Always better to know for sure she wasn't wearing a bra then to use up time only to find out she was wearing a big bra that covered everything.

But as you point out, too, it helps to remind guys to keep on the lookout at every opportunity. You can be a total creep at all times.

fun in Madison for a total creep

2010-06-21T11:55:00.001-07:00

Being a total creep made all the difference in the world on Saturday morning (6/19). As many of you know I travel a lot for my (real) job, and I love it because of the opportunities it often affords to check out the babes in different regions.

With some luck and even more planning, I was in Northern Wisconsin on business on Friday, and decided to stay over into Saturday after I heard about the first ever Naked Bike Ride scheduled for Saturday in Madison. Whereas, the ride in Chicago the week before (which I was not able to attend) was late at night, the Madison group decided to have their protest ride during the midday.

A fellow total creep friend tipped me off to the starting location, and there was some publicity about "observation locations" throughout the ride. But I feared this ride might not go as planned, and sure enough it didn't:

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/article_961927d2-755b-5a66-b367-7f2825ae0847.html

As the story indicates, there were several arrests. Worse yet, female riders were especially targeted and had to cover up.

But, as readers/listeners to my "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" can attest, I was prepared for this one, and fortunately, did get to see the babes that participated either totally or partially naked prior to the "cover up". It would have been a major bummer to have traveled to Madison just for this and then missed out. I can tell you from seeing past rides in other cities (this is part of a "World Naked Bike Ride" national grouop) that they do get a percentage of babes of college age and in their 20's to ride.

I was tipped off as to the meeting point for the riders. I drove my rental car over, and saw where the riders, still fully dressed, were following the leaders over to a vacant garage. Unfortunately for me, they were inside to disrobe and for some to apply body paint.

I then drove away and scouted out the first "observation point" and it looked good. It was about 15 minutes into the ride, and was a bike path in a park along one of the lakes in Madison. Better yet, other than a few creeps like me, there wasn't a crowd there, and the bike path is not very wide. That meant that I could get close to the path when the time came. This was an ideal situation. The other rides like this I have seen go down actual streets, so you can only get to curbside. Thus, any babes on the other side of the street, or even in the middle between guys, are tougher to see a good look at.

Yet, I knew I had better see this "ride" early on, in case of police problems. I then drove back near the starting point, which was them riding down a busy street for the first few blocks. Sure enough, there were several babes worth seeing, even though I was back on the sidewalk, but I had an idea of where they were in the line. (Naturally, it's mostly guys riding in these things, but you got to take the bad with the good!)

After they passed by, I jumped back into my rental car and went back to that park. I parked close and walked over to the bike path with about 4 minutes to spare. So I was able to walk to the start of the park and get right up along the bike patch. I'm talking maybe 10 feet between me and the other side of the bike path, so they were all going to ride right by me! And I had an idea of who to look for.

Of the babes in the ride, there were about 5 or 6 decent lookers who were completely naked, and maybe 8 to 10 others who were topless. Two of the completely naked babes had no body paint where it mattered, thus leaving everything out in the open. Since I was able to stand so close to where they were riding, even when one of them stopped peddling in order to keep her legs straight while passing by me, I was able to see her boobs while she was coming up, look over her left leg as she rode by (since it was steady) and see the beaver, and then get a nice butt view after she passed by. It was nice to see another of the completely naked babes that was completely shaved down there not paint over it.

It was also nice that a couple of the babes were willing to show themselves even though they would normally have even more reasons to keep covered. One had what appeared to be different sized boobies that each hung at a slightly different angle, while another had what looked to be a scar on her butt. They deserve a lot of credit for doing the ride!

There were maybe 80 to 100 people or so on the ride in total. Never mind the fat guy with blue body paint with his you-know-what totally hanging out as he led the group. I was easily able to not bother with the guys and spot the babes in the group.

After they all passed by, I had originally planned to go to another vantage point on their way back to the start/end point. But I also saw a police presence a few hundred feet beyond where I went. And, guys, that turned out to be my best move to catch these babes early. I had a hunch this ride wouldn't go well, and actually decided to head back to the airport early.

Sure enough, as the news reports indicate, there were some complaints, arrests, and worse yet, the babes were among those asked to cover up. So if you are going to check out a naked bike ride in the future, do whatever it takes to get an early vantage point.

Oh, and if the babe who had black paint looking like tire marks on her right boob is reading this - please know that you were the best looking one in the ride, even though you were wearing bottoms.

Now today, I can't believe there were arrests. Part of this ride went onto the University of Wisconsin campus. A major party school. You can't tell me there isn't nudity at other times for the police to deal with. They could have let this go, and made it a better day for the guys in town!

Keeping Barry abreast........

2010-06-18T11:20:00.000-07:00

Barry of NJ writes:

"I also loved your book and learned a lot. You are so right about guys missing opportunities by not paying attention. I saw some good stuff right away that I would have missed without your help.

Just curious, though. You mentioned that you like all (breast) sizes. I thought every guy liked big ones a lot better, and that when it comes to (boobs) size matters. Do you really feel that way? Or is it because you want to enjoy what you see every day?"

Not exactly a book related question, Barry, but I'll answer it anyway. I tried to stay away from my personal preferences as much as possible when writing the book. However, I felt it important to reveal that I enjoy boobs of all shapes and sizes for a couple of reasons.

First, I do know that not every guy prefers the biggest ones. Some guys I have talked with fear that many of the 'big ones' are not natural, and they prefer natural. The smaller-boobed babes are most likely natural.

For the purpose of my Total Creep book, I wasn't about to focus on only the large sizes. The idea is that guys can enjoy all shapes and sizes. If you prefer big boobs, but can see a small chested babe walking topless, my hunch is that you would not turn away!

Second, big boobs can be tough for seeing nipples in public. When babes are not wearing a bra (which, unfortunately is all too rare these days), it is the smaller boobs that are more easily seen all the way down. I have enjoyed many a big boobed babe leaning over, but because there is so much boobage it can be tough to see nipple. Whereas a small breasted babe can lean over not as far and nipple action is there for the viewing.

Finally, I must admit that I also prefered the bigger ones much more when in my teens, 20's, and into my 30's. In the last 20 years I have come to appreciate smaller and medium ones a lot more. These days, I continue to enjoy the variety.

In fact, since writing the book, I have noticed that there are some flat or small chested babes that are more willing to wear see-through and lower cut tops than they used to. It's as if they decided to "fight" the big boobed babes by calling attention to what little they have by being more willing to let guys know what the nipples look like. Just a theory, however.

My book was not written only for guys who like big ones. It's for all guys to enjoy whatever sized boobs they like the most, and whenever possible.

Good question!!

Readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" are welcome and encourage to e-mail me with comments and questions. Let me know if you wish kept private or published with name withheld. ic.london at live.com

There's gold in them thar hills.......

2010-06-16T14:19:00.000-07:00

J. C. writes:

“You were so right about playing a hunch if you can. I have gone to (withheld) Beach several times over the years, and was aware that some of the (babes) change to and from bathing suits in a secluded location very near the entrance to the showers. For years I sat back and wished there was a way to see in there, since it is actually an outdoor location, but the wooden fence surrounding is about 8 feet tall.

After I listened to your book, I went to that beach with a small group of guys and girls a couple of Saturdays ago. While waiting outside of the girls’ shower area, I noticed that there is a nearby hill and appeared to be a path going up toward the top. I had not paid attention to that before. On my own, I went back the next day (a Sunday), and took an innocent walk up on that hill with my backpack in place. Sure enough, it was not busy at all, since everyone was at the beach part. I ducked down behind a couple of trees and realized that with my binoculars I could see into some of the open area just outside of the women’s showers. Sure enough, I saw one (babe) walking out topless and another who changed and went naked, even though I only saw her from behind and got a butt view. She was very hot looking!

Per your advice, I only stayed about 10 minutes, and got those 2 good looks. It appears to be park property and not heavily supervised. I looked around to be sure there were no cameras or surveillance where I was, and I didn’t see anything. I believe that I appeared to be a guy taking a short hike up the hill and back. I could see where it could be suspicious if I spent hours up there, so I know that’s not a good idea. (Tempting as it is.)

I need your expertise. I know you have done some outdoor spying, but I also know how you caution others. I would like to go back on the hot days and stay there for maybe 15 minutes or so and see what I can. What do you suggest?”

First, J.C., I used your initials and took out your location, which I don’t usually do. As incredible as it may seem, I’m pretty sure I have been to that area in the past. It’s true there are some hotties in that area due to nearby college campuses, so I understand the urgency for you. Like you, I especially love checking out the babes in the college age group.

It is difficult for me to suggest continuing to do this, however, since I don’t have enough of a grip on the situation. But I do think your approach of only a few minutes is a good one. It shows me you listened to the book and heeded the advice. I can see where it would be tempting to set up shop and spend hours in the trees waiting for hotties to come out of the shower and/or change clothes thinking there is total privacy.

Here is my “if it were me” answer, but do so at your own risk. I would go mid-to-late afternoon on a busy day, and appear to have just gone to the men’s room and to be waiting for others. My backpack would be on and I’d be ready to go. When I would see a couple of hotties heading into the shower area, I would then look at my watch and look aggravated, as if I am waiting for others. Then I would shrug my shoulders as if I’m going to leave, and start walking. This way, no one will think anything of your walking away by yourself. I would head up the hill to those trees within the next few minutes and then hope to see those babes when they come out of the shower. (You would have a better idea of how much time you need to get to your spot, so plan accordingly.) I agree that you should keep it to a few minutes, and as tough as it is to do so, only once a day maximum. You don’t want people to see you there all of the time doing the same thing.

Also, my suggestion is to keep this a secret. You may think it’s no big deal to invite a friend to come along, but it would be. Seeing two guys go off and come back like that might seem unusual and could arouse suspicion. Plus, if you were to be caught, you would not want anyone else to know that you really were doing this.

I would do things such as have a CD player in my backpack, and then carry a loose CD that I didn’t need and I would roll it in the dirt. I’m sure you are asking what this has to do with spying on babes. Plenty. When you do leave your viewing spot a few minutes later (and hopefully with success), I would be walking out toward the pathway holding my “dirty” CD and looking upset as if it rolled down the path and was ruined. It is this type of move that can remove suspicion. Hopefully if anyone questions you, they would not check and find that you have binoculars with you. Yet, they can’t prove where you used them.

This is also why you should not have or use a camera. As I have stated numerous times already, you must not have any evidence of what you saw.

Let me know if you go ahead with this, and how it turns out. I will not publish any location or personal details. Good find, by the way. Maybe I’ll see you there one of these days!

NOTE: Readers and listeners to "Total Creep - A Guys' Guide" are welcome to e-mail me with questions and comments at ic.london at live.com. Let me know if you wish kept private.

Know her parking space

2010-06-15T11:32:00.000-07:00

Reed of OH writes:

“I enjoyed listening to part of your book. Sorry, but I don’t understand how things like you watching the parking space of a (babe) who lives next door helps me to see a naked babe. Why so many of your personal experiences? I thought your book was supposed to be educational.”

While I value my readers (the paying customers), I must say I’m disappointed in that question. There is plenty behind my sharing of actual and personal experiences during my quest to see body parts of as many attractive babes as I can. The purpose was not to encourage you to find parking spaces or to do that without reason. Stories I shared such as that are among the ways I found to be able to see hot babes naked.

That story is another example. The babe I wrote about had an assigned parking space, which I could see from my window, and I knew which one it was. This way, I had an idea that she might be home if her car was there at night and would know to grab my binoculars and check. But the specific story was about seeing her come home and park late at night, knowing that the curtains were open into her bedroom, and that I had a strong chance to see her come home and get out of her clothes. If I hadn’t seen her park there, I probably would not have known to be watching at the exact moment she undressed.

Without that knowledge, it could have been hours checking her empty apartment hoping to be watching when she got home, or not knowing when she arrived at home and missing such a golden opportunity.

The chapter about monitoring babes who are married or live with guys is important for very much the same reason. It is easy for guys, not knowing this, to think there is a guy there so they won’t see anything. Not always the case. That’s why I shared several stories about babes parading around with little or even nothing on to please their man, not realizing that at least one other guy was also seeing her at the time.

What I share is not speculation, or what “could” happen. It is exactly what happened to let me see the babes. In many cases, I made it happen by knowing when and where to be looking. That is often a key to success when spying from home or a safe place to do so.

Trust me on this. Knowing, for example, that a hottie works late on Thursday nights and doesn’t get home until 10:30 can be quite valuable when she comes home tired, forgets to close the blinds, and immediately pulls that work uniform off. Otherwise, you would either have been watching her place for hours with no results, or have missed out on the opportunity.

Same goes for babes in public. It should help you to know to be on high alert when at the bottom of a stairway or when a babe with low rise jeans is about to sit or squat down and you can get a view. I’m not speculating. I’m sharing my specific experience from learning how to do so.

If I might ask, I hope you will listen again to the key chapters keeping this in mind. The experiences I share are because they are part of the “how to”.

How Chad's buddy could have kept his girlfriend

2010-04-23T13:46:00.000-07:00

Chad of IN writes:

“I’ll admit it took me a while to understand how significant your advice is. That includes about not getting “caught” spying on the ladies and not having any evidence of what you have seen. It hit home because of a buddy of mine. His girlfriend was on his computer and found a photo he had of a topless chick. What made it so bad was that she recognized that it she was in her condo right across the driveway from his place and then checked the angle. She realized the photo had to be taken from his place. You are so right. If my buddy had not kept that photo and managed to get a look at her every now and then when his girlfriend wasn’t around, he wouldn’t be this miserable. Needless to say, she broke up with him, and he isn’t sure who she told about that photo. All I can say is a big thank you, and let you know how glad I am that I listened to your audio book. Better yet, my girlfriend has no idea about the young mom in the townhouse across the street from me who breast feeds her baby and is topless a lot when she is upstairs. You are the best!”

Thanks, Chad. That’s one of the main reasons I wrote the book. All of the stories about sexting lately further prove my point. If these guys would either instantly delete the photos of these girls or only show them to their buddies without forwarding and then delete them, few or none would have ever gotten into trouble over it. Your story is just another example. No one can prove what you see with binoculars.

Dorm gold for Alan

2010-04-21T12:47:00.000-07:00

Alan of VA writes:

"Just wanted to thank you for your help. I wrote you back last August about being in a dorm with a window in a door to a hallway leading into the girls' part of the dorm floor I'm on. Thanks! I followed your advice and after numerous attempts, I was able to catch a break last night. As you pointed out, there are not many opportunities to look without getting caught. It was after midnight last night and I came back from the library. No one was in the hallway and the men's dorm doors were all closed. I stood by that window to see down the hall on the women's side. After about 10 minutes, out came a girl (and I know who she is, and she is cute) who I guess had just taken a shower.

She came out of the bathroom holding her towel near her bottom and walked the other way from the door I was watching through to her room. I saw the side of her left boob at first, and then when she turned to walk down the hall I had a clear view of her butt and her naked body from behind. Then I saw a side view of her boob again when she walked into her room. So I immediately left and went into my room. If it wasn't for your advice, that might never have happened, or I could have been caught and embarassed or even worse. You're the best!"

Thanks, Alan. It's all in a day's work. Just remember to stay in control and not make a habit of this every night. I know there isn't much time left in the semester, but don't risk it. If that were me, I would try to be there around the same time the next week. Maybe she has a late class or something on that night of the week. I would doubt many other girls would chance that, so you might have caught the only one who would actually walk out into the hall, no matter what the hour. College dorms are a big risk for guys to take the chance, even if the rewards are good.

I also decided to go back and see your original note, and thought my readers might want to see that again:

http://thetotalcreep.blogspot.com/2009/08/total-creep-version-of-college-prep.html

She must not like very many men......

2010-04-20T12:48:00.000-07:00

Linda of IL writes:

"I heard maybe 5 minutes of your chapter about looking down tops and cannot believe you haven't been locked up yet. Since then I have started to notice guys trying to look down my top when I have leaned over. I glared at one of them and he practically sprinted out of the lobby. What an invasion of privacy, but you seem to think nothing of it. No wonder you don't reveal where you live. You disgust me. Why do you hate women so much? We are so much more than what is under our clothes."

Linda, I'm sure you didn't expect to see my answer this, but I answer the readers and listeners of my book. It is not as though no male ever looked or tried to look down a shirt or up a dress until I came along. You'd be amazed at what guys will do when nudity is nearby, legal or otherwise. You see, I didn't invent or inspire it. My information is geared toward those who want to learn more about how to do it. It's the old saying, "Don't shoot the messenger".

You also don't take into account that some women are well aware they have a lot showing, especially in the last few years when necklines and collars opened up more than ever before. I didn't make them do that! Give us guys a nice view, and we'll take it.

More importantly, I don't "hate" women. I love them. I enjoy the female body to the point that I want to see millions of them and haven't gotten tired of seeing female body parts after nearly 40 years of looking every opportunity I can create. Sorry if I disgust you, but if you don't like every guy that wants to see what you and other young women look like naked, you'd have very little male company. Just because I don't adhere to your personal philosophies does not mean there is hate involved.

I can be reached at ic.london at live.com, and will answer reader/listener comments here if approved.

Picture This - A Total Creep Needn't Zoom In

2010-04-13T13:38:00.000-07:00

Joe of MA writes:

“I’m totally enjoying your tips and your excellent insight into how to spy on the ladies from home. I never realized I could do that from my apartment until I listened to your book. It turns out I have found 3 units with chicks I can see into pretty well from my pad. Two are either married or living with guys, but I see what you mean about that not being such a bad thing. One of them loves to walk around topless for her man! But what I don’t get is how you seem to keep checking out the same babes night after night even after you have seen them naked several times. One of the babes I check out lives just across the walkway one level down. I know to turn off all of the lights in my living room as if I have gone to bed, wear dark clothing, and only open my blinds enough to see out clearly. I used my zoom lens and got a couple of great photos of her about a month ago. I was ready with the zoom one night when she came out of the bathroom with only a towel wrapped around and then stood by her mirror and did a strip tease, thinking no one could see her. It’s an awesome photo that looks as though she was posed that way for me with her bush in clear view. All I need to is look at that photo instead of risking getting caught night after night. Why don’t you do it this way?”

A fair question, Joe. But I’m ready for you on this one. First, as I always my fellow “total creeps”, it really is a good idea not to have any photos taken from your home on your phone, in your camera, or on your computer. Dude, that is evidence that could be used against you. If you see a babe with (pun intended) the naked eye, you have your wonderful memory or her, and no one else could prove that you saw anything or how you saw it. However, a photo taken from an angle that could be tracked back to your home and your camera could get you in big trouble.

I’m old enough to go back to the days of the instant camera that would print out a photo right as you took it. In those days you could hide the photo, but I would still worry about someone finding it in a drawer. I kept a few in a box of old tax papers where only I knew to find them, but I destroyed those before moving to be certain there would not be any evidence of the hours of spying I do and have done.

As I have pointed out recently, you see stories about guys getting arrested for sexting, when all they needed to do was show the photos to their guy friends (and not send them) and then delete them from their phone and there would not have been any evidence. While I can certainly appreciate the quality photos you got of that one babe, I would suggest you either print them and hide them with extreme caution, or delete them.

Yes, I do enjoy seeing some of the same babes naked week after week. Since I don’t take or keep photos, it keeps the memory of what she looks like fresh. I also enjoy the thrill of the chase, even after over 35 years of doing this. I enjoy knowing that I was there looking at 10:30 last night when she got undressed to get ready for bed, or whatever the scene is I get to witness. Quite often I only have, like you now do, only a couple of babes I can watch on a given night. I consider it quality instead of quantity.

Also, as addressed in the book, you never know when she will have a visitor and what could happen. I have enjoyed seeing a few of my subjects having friends or relatives over for a visit who are not aware of anybody being able to see in. Even though it was almost 20 years ago, I’ll never forget one young hottie who had her own apartment and had plenty of girlfriends over to visit, some overnight. Within about 3 months, besides seeing her naked numerous times, I also saw 2 of her friends stark naked and another one go topless. That was 4 different babes seen in just one room. Yet, if I had used only a photo of the babe that lived there, I would have missed out on seeing those other 3. That is reason enough for me.

In conclusion, my advice is to hide or destroy the photos, and keep watching with binoculars, or your zoom lens if it works well enough for you, but don't gather any evidence.

Readers and listeners of “Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide” or this TotalCreep blog are welcome to e-mail me privately with questions at ic.london at live.com. The audio book is available via TotalCreep.com.

When things are looking up........

2010-03-25T12:19:00.000-07:00

Bob of NY writes:

"I have heard a few guys talk about seeing (babes) wearing skirts with no panties underneath, and then heard your audio book where you also talk about that. Where are these (babes)? I don't mind seeing a lot of panties, but obviously would like to see some (vag) action. Where else should I be looking?"

Good question, Bob. I certainly wish there was a simple answer to that, but there isn't. This part of checking out the babes is more luck than skill. But since I'm the expert, I'll answer as best I can.

From what I have seen and heard, some babes won't wear panties under an expensive dress, or one that is very tight or showing a ton of skin. They don't want panty lines or to have panty showing easily. When this happens, it is usually in a fancy club or an expensive restaurant. Those circumstances often make it tough to get a good angle when she sits down, and many times the lighting isn't sufficient to get a clear view. Even in my experience, I can think of a couple of times when I couldn't tell if she actually had skimpy dark colorerd panties on, if there wasn't enough light, or if she had naturally dark hair, if you get my drift. Every once in a while, babes will go without underwear to be sexy for the guy they are with as if it is their little secret.

My personal best "luck" with this has been when they wear short shorts or loose fitting shorts with nothing underneath. Every time I have seen "up" and no panties has been in a hot weather situation. A couple of times they have been standing on steps and I have been able to be below and get a clear view looking right up there. I have also seen a couple of instances of sitting on a lawn with their legs up or open, thinking her shorts cover all, and they don't. So when you finally get warm weather up there in New York, start checking out some festivals or outdoor concerts, or parks, where the babes sit wearing shorts and try to get a look inside.

Do keep in mind that as panties have gotten skimpier over the past few years, I have seen a few instances of pubic hair coming out beyond the panties. However, with the increase in the number of babes who shave more in that area, that percentage has dropped of late.

Otherwise, like with you, it takes hundreds and hundreds of upskirt looks at panties to finally see one without, and that makes all of the other looks worthwhile.

Questions? I'm at ic.london at live.com. You can let me know if you wish to remain private.

Creeping back................

2010-03-25T12:15:00.000-07:00

Hi all. First, thanks for all of the concern expressed privately to me over the past few weeks. I am doing just fine and have been fine all along. Sometimes real life gets in the way of my writing, and that has been the case for about 2 months.

Pleased to report that we have extended our agreement with a marketing agency to continue promoting "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" and plan to continue helping guys to see the goods on babes as often as possible.

Plenty of questions to post....so I'll be getting going on that today.

Readers and listeners of my book are welcome to contact me at ic.london at live.com

Benefits of binoculars

2010-01-07T15:53:00.000-08:00

Jim K. of WA writes:

"Great book! It's about time somebody stepped up and helped us guys. I live in the (omitted) section near Seattle on an upper floor and can see into about 40 different apartments. I had seen a few chicks topless or naked, but I never thought of some of the things you mention. Moving day, the parking lot, some great ideas. Thanks! One thing you didn't mention is about the binoculars you use. Do you use different sets depending on circumstances? Any recommendations?"

Having good binoculars is obviously important for spying on babes, especially for situations like yours where you have a nice selection of apartments (or condos) to check out. However, I'm not much of a help these days. I still use a set I bought more than 10 years ago, so I haven't kept up on the changes with binoculars.

One problem I am aware of is that the newer sets tend to be smaller and lighter weight, and often not as powerful as some of the older versions like what I have. You want strong and powerful ahead of size and weight.

Obviously, you can't reveal your purpose for use (especially if the sales person is female!). When you go to the sporting goods shop or whatever retailer to investigate, you might wear a Mariners or Seahawks cap or shirt and appear to be a fan who has crappy seats and wants to be able to see the game. Or perhaps say that you go hunting early in the morning and want something with good night vision. Better yet, do your research on the most powerful models and check online so that nobody in your area sees you purchasing them.

From what you told me, you need a set more powerful. Hopefully you'll find something within your budget.

Readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" or readers of this blog can ask via comments or reach me via www.TotalCreep.com.

He who hesitates is lost

2009-12-30T14:31:00.000-08:00

Joey C. of NJ writes:

"I enjoyed listening to your audio book two times. Your advice is great, and I especially liked your tips for when going to ballgames and outdoor concerts. As a 24 year old single guy, I also had the ability to check out some apartments across the courtway. I have seen a married chick one floor down who sometimes walks around with her shirt completely unbuttoned and her (boobs) pop out all the time.

However, even as a horny as I get on nights I don't have a date, I still don't know that I could do some of the things you talk about. I think it's one thing to see a check walking around with her shirt open, but frankly I think you take it too far. Watching chicks sleeping, having sex, grooming, and taking a shower doesn't seem right. Don't you really feel guilty about that?"

A fair question Joey, and thanks for the permission to post your note. I usually get these comments and questions from women (see the next question). In your case, you see the value of spying on the babes, and you can watch for whatever you want. Yes, it is extremely invasive to watch a babe when she assumes she has privacy. Not that this makes it "right", but the saying "What she doesn't know can't hurt her" means everything.

You never know what you'll see when you look into someone's home. In my book I wanted to cover any and all possibilities, because I have certainly seen my share in 35+ years and while living or staying in numerous cities across the country. I don't like watching a babe have sex with a guy either. Seeing a naked guy is a huge turnoff for me. If I know when the couple starts the sex act, I will often check back every couple minutes. It's not the act I want to see, and certainly not the guy, but I want to see the babe naked when they are done. I find that most of the time she will either sit up or get up to cover herself or put something on to head into the bathroom. That's the only moment I'm truly watching for. In that instance of her being with a guy, I also point out to you that she is well aware that a guy is seeing her naked. Same when babes walk around the house with little or nothing on right in front of her significant other. They know that a guy is seeing their body, even though they don't know it's more than one.

When I have watch babes while sleeping, it is really waiting for them to wake up and get out of bed in the morning so I can see what's doing under the covers. As detailed in the book, some wear nightgowns but without panties underneath, while others sleep wearing little or nothing. It has also happened where I have waited an hour or more for a babe to get up only to have it turn out that she is wearing full pajamas or a non-revealing nightgown, but those are the risks we take.

Personally, I love watching a babe taking a shower, or watching the shower area knowing she is in there and will be coming out stark naked any second. While I have admitted that watching them on the toilet still feels awkward, I always keep the purpose in mind. I don't enjoy that she is relieving herself. Rather, I wait for the moment that she stands up so that I can see what I can see while she pulls up her panties or pants.

One solution to your concern, since not all of that is for you, is to not look into her bedroom or bathroom window if a view becomes available. Glad you enjoyed the chapters on public events, too. Let me know how you handle this.

Sherry K. of OH writes:

"You telling guys how to watch women at home with binoculars should be cause to have you locked up without a key. This is a complete breach of privacy. I just sent a boyfriend of two months away for good after he let me listen to about 5 minutes of your audio. I wouldn't want a guy who would do that anywhere near me. Or any other woman for that matter. I can't even ask how you would like it if you were watched in the shower or undressing, because most guys don't care. You don't understand how you violate our right to privacy. Your neighbors are not in a porn movie. You disgust me."

Well, Sherry, sorry if I helped cost you a boyfriend. Not to be difficult or not respect your opinion, but nobody is forcing guys to buy my book or audio book and to take my advice and utilize my experiences. In some ways, it is a compliment to these babes that guys enjoy seeing them partially or fully naked. I don't watch just any female. There are many that I could have seen but wasn't interested despite the opportunity. I don't care to look if she isn't attractive. There are guys who enjoy checking out much older women and I think that's disgusting. But they can use my advice and experience for whatever purpose.

If I didn't see a lot of other guys doing these things and checking out the babes no matter what, I wouldn't have taken the hours and hours to create my book and sell more than I had anticipated. I would bet the ranch that every boyfriend you get wouldn't want to see you and other women naked at every opportunity. Don't shoot the messenger.

Male or female, readers and listeners of my book are encouraged to send comments and questions to me. "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" is available at www.TotalCreep.com.

The readers wonder

2009-12-23T19:40:00.000-08:00

The readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" continue to write:

Steve C. of OH writes:

"Thanks for some great advice. You are right about how many guys can use your information. You have helped me to see some really hot babes taking off their tops. If I may ask, after all of your years of spying and observing, what is your most favorite sighting?"

Good going, Steve. (I decided to edit out your description of where you see them.) As far as a favorite, that's so hard to choose. I gave it some thought, and actually came up with a specific answer for you. It wasn't easy. It's tough to pick something ahead of being at nude beach when a group of college age babes arrive and I watched some get totally naked and others take off their tops. Then there are the babes I have watched take a shower, and others I have spied on while they freely walk around their apartments stark naked. Another one that comes to mind was a babe who lived across the courtway from me and would come home late on weekend nights. Most of the time she didn't pay attention to the angled blinds and I could watch her strip down from fully dressed to stark naked.

But to answer your question, if I really have to pick one favorite, I'd go back to a sighting back in the early 90's. One of the babes I spied on regularly would sometimes not close her bedroom blinds all the way. This was a night when I saw her light on and focused in just in time to see her laying on her bed wearing a t-shirt and panties. She was reaching and pulling her panties down but not off, and pulled her t-shirt up, although not as far as I would have liked.

For the next few minutes, she was playing with herself. Big time. I have seen just a few babes doing themselves over the years, but none like this babe. She was moving and spreading her legs and manipulating her hands as if she were conducting an orchestra. Maybe she has music playing. I don't know. But she was totally and completely into it. It's as though she was acting as both the guy and the girl and her every movement showed how much she was enjoying those few minutes.

Minutes later, she got very frantic and I could tell that she finished. Then she laid there for a moment. That was fine with me since it gave me a good look at it. She then got up and headed toward the bathroom but slowly pulled her panties back up as she was walking away. Even though I didn't get to see her boobs that night, your question helped me to recall how entertaining and wonderful it was to watch her.

Thanks for the question, Steve. Let me know if you get to see even more babes.

Out-Creeping The Competition

2009-12-08T17:46:00.000-08:00

OK, so it wasn't really competition, but a funny story nonetheless at lunch time today.

Whenever possible I try to sit and have lunch where I can choose my seat and get a good view of a nearby babe. It may be looking up a skirt or seated where she would have to turn toward me when getting up, a side view down a collar, behind looking down her jeans or skirt, or perhaps near a stairway or ramp for better up or down angles.

Today while scouting I noticed a decent looking babe sitting at a table with a guy. They were sitting close together and it was obviously a husband or boyfriend and not co-workers. I'm in a cold weather city this week, so she had her coat hanging on the chair behind her. As I came up by the table next to them (across the small aisle), I saw that she had low rise jeans on and that her shirt was up enough so that I could see some butt crack.

She wasn't the most attractive babe around, and it was maybe an inch and a half of butt crack visible, but that made for the best available view to enjoy while having lunch. I immeidately knew to sit at the nearby table, positioning the chair to look sideways at where she was sitting.

Since she had her coat behind her on the chair, she probably figured that no one could see down her jeans. And from behind her, she was right. But she didn't realize that I had a direct side view and could see some butt crack on my side, while her guy was blocking a view for anyone from the other side. In other words, I was the only one who could see it.

I had a clear view except when a couple of people walked by in that aisle. I did notice that the second person to walk down that aisle walked by rather slowly. Needless to say, that aggravated me since it took away a couple of seconds from my view of the babe's butt crack. I looked over to see it was a young guy walking away.

A moment later, I saw the same guy walking right back in the same aisle and looked at his face. Sure enough, he slowed up just as he was coming up behind that babe. I watched as his eyes looked down as he was passing by her from behind. He walked past her (and where I was sitting), then looked ahead, and sped up his pace to walk away. So there it was. He noticed those precious low rise jeans and went back down the aisle to get a glance at her butt crack, too!

It was like an out-of-body experience to watch someone else do as I do. And he did it well. From that angle he had to have seen. And probably saw more butt crack than I could, however brief in his case. While I got a much longer look.

My first thought was to say something to try and catch his attention and ask if he had read or heard "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide". He did that move so well that I truly believe he knows my book. I couldn't, though, since the babe and her man would have heard. The guy might have denied it. Plus, I know it isn't good to reveal my true identity, especially in a busy area.

Yet, I consider this a funny and wonderful story. Seeing someone else do exactly as I have done for years, and having it be successful.

Besides, I wanted to wait until the babe got up. There was the chance that her man would get up first and she would get up behind him and turn her back toward where I was sitting and show even more butt crack. Alas, she turned toward me and got up, so no additional view.

Maybe I'll go back by that same food court tomorrow and watch for that same guy. I could maybe watch him make the rounds before I sit down and use him to help me find one or more babes giving a view. Then again, since I eat there on occasion, maybe he knows to watch where I sit.

Could this be the start of Team Creep?

Readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" (available via www.TotalCreep.com) can e-mail me with questions and comments at ic.london at live.com. I'll also respond to comments under this post, if asked.

Why sexting "laws" need to be re-defined

2009-12-06T12:28:00.000-08:00

Way too many people, mostly parents and women over 30, need to rethink punishing teens for sexting, and especially the implications it can have long term.

First of all, Sexting is really use of modern technology to do something that has been going on for years. To hear some people tell it, no one ever heard of sending partially or fully naked photos of themselves to girls or guys until cell phones came with cameras. Nothing could be further from the truth.

I can't help but believe that some of the moms and older women who are offended now were "victims" of this 20 to 30 years ago. People seem to forget the wonderful invention of the "instant" camera years ago. You could take a photo and within seconds it came out of your camera and you had your snapshot. No waiting for a roll of film to finish and rewind to be taken to a retailer for development. (!!)

There it was. The perfect means for girls to take partially or fully naked photos of themselves, whether straight down or in the mirror, just like they do now. Or let the boyfriend take it. Within a few seconds, they had a photo to give to a boyfriend. Maybe even multiple photos. No one would find out. And, of course, the boyfriend then had the choice of keeping the photo all for himself to enjoy, or sharing by showing it to other guys.

Before that, you took your chances. I knew of one guy who worked in a camera store (that would develop film for customers) who got a hold of some nude photos of a babe in the neighborhood she actually brought in to have developed.

Heck, I still joke privately with a longtime friend about him showing me topless pics of a babe he was seeing on the side back in the 80's. I also recall visiting a couple of dorm rooms in the 80's and guys reaching into the "secret desk drawer" to share some mighty fine photos of their college conquests. Face it, I can't have been the only guy to know and know of guys who used to do this and/or benefit from instant cameras in this same way.

The only difference with Sexting is that the technology makes it easier for guys to SEND the photos to their friends. However, based on the laws and regulations, which were written BEFORE cell phone cameras made this happen, guys and girls are now easily caught with evidence.

Girls are caught with "evidence" because of sending pics of their bodies to guys. Guys who share via cell phone are caught with "evidence" because of the receiving and sending. Now, this seems to be a prominent issue.

My point is that nude photos of teen "friends" are such a not a new thing, as many of the parents and others would have you believe. The only thing that has changed is that the modern means of distribution allows teens to be "caught" much more easily than in the past.

In that respect, it was much easier for guys years ago, even if they weren't able to easily share these photos with other guys. Personally, I took the selfish route, and that is why I still recommend that (selfish route) for guys.

I didn't take any photos of the girls I saw naked. While I had none to share with my friends, there was no way I could get caught with evidence of what I had seen. There were a few times I had guy friends over and had them bring their binoculars so they could see some girls along with me, but again, there was no evidence.

In my book (Total Creep - A Guy's Guide, available via www.TotalCreep.com) I wrote about how to do this. One of my favorite stories from when I was in high school was about a girl a year younger (she was a junior while I was a senior) who lived in the next building over from me. I knew her and she was really cute, but she had a boyfriend. In fact, I knew him too.

There were a few instances when I would see her stark naked in her bedroom using my binoculars. I'm pretty sure I saw more of her than her boyfriend ever did, at least in her apartment. But, so what, I wasn't able to share any photos with my friends. I also never got into trouble, and she never knew what I saw. (The funny part of the story is that when the guy realized I was a neighbor he asked if I knew her, and I said "I'm familiar with her". If he only knew!) I developed many of my spying techniques using binoculars from my parents' apartment windows, and would watch several high school and college babes. The difference is I never got caught, and never distributed any photos or "evidence" of what I saw.

Sexual things take place at parties involving high school students these days that didn't happen when I was growing up. Guys' pants come down in the dark, girls tops come up. But unless a parent or adult supervisor finds out, or a girl complains to an adult, these activities go on unreported and with no consequences.

In other words, it is so much easier for guys to enjoy seeing classmates and schoolmate girls partially or fully naked than it ever was when I was growing up. But there have always been opportunities, and that percentage of girls willing to show breasts or better to the guys.

For that matter, just yesterday I came across this story written by a female student at Purdue, in which she reveals she is ready to share naked pics of guy friends. Technically, she is inviting legal trouble, and her name and e-mail address are right there:

http://www.purdueexponent.org/index.php/module/Section/section_id/5/?module=article&story_id=19045

Don't get me wrong. I am not saying it was the same for me to see unsuspecting teen girls naked using binoculars as the girls who send naked photos of themselves voluntarily. However, girls who were violated in a sense by me invading their privacy had no idea of what happened, compared with girls who are willingly sending out nude photos, even if intended for confidence.

Teen boys are not sex offenders or pornographers and shouldn't be treated as such. If they didn't have access to those photos, they wouldn't do this. By now, teen girls know the consequences of these photos getting out.

That doesn't make it right, but it shouldn't mean they are subject to punishment or arrest. In my opinion, teen guys seeing teen babes naked should not be placed in the same category as an adult male having photos of a 16 year old. This is not sex. Many 15, 16, and 17 year olds are fully developed and have a woman's body. Looking is not the same as touching.

To the moms and women over 35 who have problems with Sexting, I understand the concerns. However, stopping cell phone distribution of photos doesn't stop the activities at parties, girls flashing a group of guys, spring break, wet t-shirt contests, and for that matter, digital cameras that hold photos until such time as they are easily deleted. I can tell you that more and more high school and college guys are aware of the risks of sexting, and already have other means to privately share photos of girlfriends and/or classmates with their friends.

Meanwhile, I'm going to continue spying with binoculars and using my techniques while in public to check out the babes down shirts, up skirts, down jeans, and any other glances I can see. Without any evidence. No harm, no foul.

As for Sexting, the punishment should be different than that for a sex offender or worse. Sending photos to others is not the same as a rape or sex crime. It's up to the girls not to send these photos, or for guys to find other ways to enjoy them without evidence. That will eliminate these Sexting issues once and for all!

A total creep doesn't need technology

2009-12-03T13:22:00.000-08:00

This is not the only e-mail I have received about this topic, but this is one that is fine with having his question published, so here goes:

Joe V of WA writes:

"As much as I enjoyed listening to your book and your expertise, your experiences seem to have happened before we had the benefits of today's technology. You don't tell us how we can get video of chicks next store or where to focus the zoom lens when we can see into more than one room at night. I'm sure 20 years ago when all you had were binoculars you were the best. Can you update your book to make it more modern?"

Joe and others, you are missing a key point. The idea is to SEE their body parts whenever possible. It is not to film or photograph them. (Granted, I didn't have an internet with photos and videos of naked babes while growing up and well into my adult life, but to me seeing photos was nowhere near as exciting as seeing the real thing anyway. My book and audio book is to help you to see the real thing.)

Yes, I know there are cell phones with cameras, portable hand-held cameras and videocams with zoom lenses, and advanced surveillance set ups. But using these devices are what get guys of all ages in trouble.

As an aside, let me comment about sexting to help make my point. Normal teen guys are getting arrested for sending topless (or better in some cases) photos of classmates and female friends to each other, with some having to register as sex offenders. While the authorities and most women carry on as if this sort of thing is only happening because of the technology. They have no clue that the "instant camera" device from 30+ years ago enabled guys to get these photos, show them to friends, and (as much as it hurt) destroy or hide them. It is because these photos today can be seen and traced to cell phones and computers that teens are getting caught with evidence.

Look at the number of stories about guys getting arrested with video cams looking up skirts, in bathrooms, and holding them up to windows and the like. These devices provide others with evidence to convict them and potentially ruin their lives.

I completely understand the temptations of today's technology. It would be nice to have a video of the babe next door coming out of the shower so you wouldn't have to spend time huddled in a dark room peeking through your blinds on weeknights. I get it. However, I also understand that if I were to have such a tape in my home, there is that chance that somebody could find it and then I would be in serious trouble.

Am I getting through?

A set of powerful binoculars is all I need at home, and the naked eye (pardon the pun) is good enough when I'm outside of home. NO ONE can prove anything I have seen through those wonderful binoculars I have owned over the years.

Be careful what you wish for, Joe.

Having said that, I will now go ahead and remind you of one good use of technology for my purposes. Just like I have in the book.

A cell phone is often the perfect "excuse" in public to get a good look at a hottie in many situations. For example, in the book I talk about the time I was standing on a train aisle and "just happened" to be slightly behind a babe wearing a loose fitting top and no bra. Yet, other passengers could see me if I was blatantly looking there, and that could have been trouble. So, I pulled out my trusty cell phone, opened it, and appeared to be typing a text message. I "just happened" to be holding the phone at arm's length, with the arm pointed in her general direction. I kept an expression on my face as if I was aggravated about something while texting.

Yet, the entire 2 minutes or so I appeared to be texting were actually spent looking right down that top, and as the hottie moved a bit and then stroked her hair a couple of times, I got to see all the way past her right nipple. And my cell phone was not even on!!

With the noise of the train moving along, I probably could have snapped a very choice photo of her. But then there would have been "evidence". So I knew not to, and did what I had to do to seize and enjoy the moment.

That is how you use technology. Even though I actually didn't use it.

And no one who was on that train knows I did anything I wasn't supposed to. If the babe had looked up, she would have seen some old guy trying to text and not been alarmed. And she had nice boobies, too. I'd say 34B.

Please, Joe, keep this in mind. Hide the camera, and only see for yourself. The only technology you really need is an MP3 or CD player to hear the audio book!!

Questions and comments from readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" are welcome at ic.london at live.com, or via www.TotalCreep.com .

First date for a total creep

2009-12-02T18:12:00.000-08:00

Danny of GA writes:

"I messed up on a first date with a hot chick over the weekend. She works in a store near where I work and it got to the point where I was stopping in there with any excuse to see her. I finally got the nerve to ask her out, and she agreed to go for dinner and then hang at a bar we like after. Until the date, we only saw each other well dressed for work.

When we met at the restaurant Saturday night, she was absolutely stunning. And she had on a cute low collar shirt that went quite a way down. She leaned toward me early in the conversation and it didn't look like she was wearing a bra, but I couldn't tell for sure. I'll admit that her fantastic chest was a distraction. During the meal, she started getting quiet and sat back a lot more on her side of the booth.

We finished the meal and she leaned forward again. Next thing I know she was looking me in the eyes with a look that could kill. She then told me that she did not appreciate me talking to her breasts instead of her face and that she tests guys that way. She said I failed miserably and that her evening with me was finished. She offered to pay for her portion of the dinner, but I told her it was on me since I had asked, and that I was sorry. But she is long gone. She gave me a dirty look when I went into the store today to say hello. So I blew it. And I didn't even get to find out if she really didn't have a bra on. Now I'll never get another look.

I listened to your audio book and loved it. I know I screwed up by letting her catch me looking at them, but I couldn't help it. She was looking so hot. How have you handled it when a chick you were dating would give you an opportunity to see in?"

Great question, Danny. Sorry you lost out on this one. I've got to hand it to that babe. That is quite a test for a guy.

You were somewhat of a victim of circumstance. Probably too bad you and her got a booth instead of a table. If you had gotten a table, you might have been able to sit to one side instead of in front of her, and then be able to see down her collar when she leans forward to bite her food. But that option wasn't available.

I thought about it, and I did have one first (or maybe second) date where she was wearing something revealing, so I understand the situation you were in. From what I remember, this one also had an open top and I couldn't tell if she was wearing a bra either. But it was a circle top so even sitting by her side I couldn't see far enough down.

When we got up to leave the restaurant, I knew to let her walk slightly ahead of me, and that gave me a glance down her sleeve. But it wasn't very light and I couldn't see down enough to tell. Obviously, I had to know if she had a bra on or not. I know what you were going through. A few seconds later, we got to the revolving doors at the front. I casually put my hand on her back as if to quickly guide her into the door like a gentleman would. My "casual" placement of my hand felt the top of her bra, and I quickly pulled away as if I was sorry I put my hand there. It came off totally innocent. Yet, the result was that I now knew she was wearing a bra and that I didn't need to risk being caught (like what happened to you) if I couldn't see a nipple anyway.

As luck had it, we wound up having several more dates and eventually having sex, so I was able to see her naked on several occasions.

I do understand how you felt, and how you reacted to what she was wearing. You'll just have to chalk that one up to experience. And think to get a table and sit along side her next time. Maybe the "new" store you will start shopping at will have a nice hottie working there.

But here is another first date story I experienced that I did not put in my book. I tried to do something wrong, and do not recommend this, but it shows how I understand your frustration last weekend.

A first date I had with a babe was going slowly. We got along well, but it wasn't turning into a dating connection. We enjoyed the movie and stopped off for just one drink after, but it turned in to one of those "polite" dates where nothing was wrong, but it was obvious that neither of us cared to take it any further. I had picked her up at her condo and was fine with taking her home, and then walking her to her unit since it was after dark.

I knew we wouldn't go out again, and I was fine with that. She did have a great body, however. I'd say she had 36 C's, although she was dressed warmly and not revealing anything. After we said goodnight, without even a kiss, she went inside. I'll admit that I figured she might be getting undressed to stay home for the night and I liked her body a lot more than her personality.

So I began a very slow walk back to my car. By way of walking around the side and back of her unit taking a very long way around to the guest parking area. I'll admit that what I was doing bordered on being a peeping tom, since not everywhere I walked was a truly public walkway. Not something I would "normally" have done. But I figured that was my one chance to see some of that hot body.

It didn't work anyway. I saw lights go on upstairs in what I'm guessing was her bedroom and then her bathroom. (You can almost always determine which is the bathroom light.) Not only were they upstairs, but she had the blinds closed anyway. I could see into part of her kitchen downstairs, but knew it wasn't worth the risk of waiting for her to come downstairs. By that time, I would not have had any excuse to still be outside.

However, I kept that incident (or lack thereof) in mind over the years I was single and dating around. I reminded myself that was wrong and risky. Ever since, I only use my techniques for seeing down her top, jeans, or wherever else I can sneak a look. Otherwise, seeing her naked or partially naked would just have to wait until we would have sex.

So, Danny, you can learn from your experience. Only use opportunities to sneak a glance when you know she can't catch you in the act. And change your approach. If and when you date another babe who is letting it show, you would probably pick up points from her by not looking at all (that she could ever catch you) and appearing unphased by it all. I have to believe that babe you saw last Saturday does that to every guy she goes out with and most of them fail her test. But think about it. If you pass her "test" by dating her head instead of her boobies, those boobs will be available to you in short time.

Good luck!

Readers and listeners of my audio book "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" can e-mail me with questions or privately at ic.london at live.com. The book and audio book are available at TotalCreep.com.

A wise shopper

2009-11-29T09:43:00.000-08:00

There is one positive to the crowded department stores on the busiest weekend of the year. Always a nice share of hot babes out and about.

I was checking out one babe on Saturday, probably around 30, who was clothes shopping with her husband. (I'm guessing husband since she was wearing a ring but it doesn't matter.) In this particular store I couldn't see to her fitting room, however, but I had a good vantage point to enjoy the scenery, and figured I'd wait and see how she would look in the low cut top she was trying on.

Sure enough, a couple minutes later she came out and was looking good, even though she had buttoned up the top she tried on. Couldn't even see any bra. I was about to move on, when she looked at her husband who was seated on the bench in front of the clothing rack I appeared to be looking at. She said something like "I like this, but my butt crack would show". Obviously, that caught my attention. She then proceeded to turn around and sit down with her back to her husband and reach back with one hand.

I'm pleased to report that she was right! She sat down to reveal a couple inches of butt crack and felt it showing. She obviously thought only her husband saw and that they were the only ones that knew. She had no idea that I was about 3 feet behind the hubby and I had just as good of a view as he did!

Granted, it was only a couple inches, but it was the timing that made this fun. Plus, I figure that if she was this concerned about butt crack showing that she probably is not one who walks around in public and lets her body show like so many babes do and bless us guys. This may have been a rare chance to see any of her goods, yet she made it so easy.

That was a break, since I had hoped to see some of what she had on top. It would have been worth waiting for. The break was her making that comment about butt crack just as I was about to give up on her and seek out another hottie to watch.

Moments later, it was on to walking past the cosmetics counters. I got the timing right on one of the employee babes wearing a loose top, and caught a glance as she was leaning over to get a bag for a customer. This one was wearing one of those wonderful skimpy bras that cover the nipples but very little else. This was basically the glance I was anticipating from the one that showed the butt crack. The babe at the counter wasn't quite as hot looking overall, but I think was better endowed by one cup size, so that helped.

So guys, the women are right about this weekend. It's a good time to browse the department stores.

Bottoms up in Palm Beach

2009-11-14T15:11:00.001-08:00

Steve of SC writes:

"I enjoyed your story about your experience at that bar in Baltimore a few days back. It's always great when something like that happens in a bar or club.

But it is just as much fun if the (babe) is showing herself on purpose. I just got back from spending a few days in Palm Beach Florida. The other night I was in a bar (near the Breakers) after midnight. A cute babe came in by herself and seemed to know several of the people there. She had a couple of drinks and then started dancing, not paying a whole lot of attention to her jeans slipping down over her thong.

After another drink, a couple of the guys cheered for her, and then she got up, stood up on a chair, and pulled her jeans down below her rear end. She then pulled her thong down about half way in the back. Unfortunately, she stopped short of going the entire way down, but it was still a good view for all the guys as it was. Then she turned around and pulled the front of her panties down slightly, but not enough to see any (of the vagina).

Next, she pulled up her thong, pulled up her jeans, and lifted her top. She was wearing a very low cut bra. She pulled the bra out, but since she was on a chair none of us could see nipple. She stopped there, and let her t-shirt fall back over her bra. Then she sat back down.

That was quite a show for a bar. It was not a strip club by any means. After a few more minutes it became evident she wasn't going to do anymore. I went over and asked one of the guys at the bar if they had ever seen anything like that. The guy told me "She's in here all the time and always does that." He told me that he has heard she also does that at another bar nearby.

Why not go to bars and clubs to see naked chicks?"

Cool story, Steve. Sounds like you had a fun time in Palm Beach! And here I thought it was older women that frequented that area.

Anyway, while you and I have both enjoyed incidents with babes in a bar of late, it does not compare to what you can see if you are fortunate enough to be able to spy on babes from home or a safe location with binoculars. Seeing a flashing or an accident in a bar, as we recently have, is limited opportunity. While it is true you might have to wait a couple hours to see a babe at home, you might get a longer look as she comes out of the shower and towels off, changes clothes, or even walks around topless, bottomless, or completely naked.

That doesn't even count the number of times I have seen roommates or babes that have friends or relatives staying with them and you see multiple babes naked over the course of an evening or weekend.

In addition, seeing what we both saw in bars or clubs is a stroke of luck. Still enjoyable, but I'll take spying on countless hundreds of babes over the years any time vs. going to bars or clubs specifically to see nudity. And that includes butt crack from babes seated wearing low rise jeans.

Readers and listeners of "Total Creep - A Guy's Guide" are welcome to e-mail me with questions and experiences at ic.london at live.com.

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A close shave for a Total Creep

2009-11-10T17:30:00.000-08:00

The readers and listeners to Total Creep - A Guy's Guide continue to write:

Jerry of VA writes:

"Your techniques are amazing to me. I found a cute 20 something across the street and can sometimes see into her bedroom and part of the bathroom with binoculars. She is also on an upper floor and isn't that concerned about the blinds. I saw where some other guy asked you about watching ladies in very private moments. I have now watched this lady shave her (vagina) area twice. She puts on quite a display. One of the times after she finished she stood in front of the mirror to check how she shaved and then wash off a bit. As much as I enjoy that, I admit that I feel a bit guilty for watching such a private thing. How do you feel about it?"

Interesting question, Jerry. Also, I edited down your lengthy note since I wouldn't want to publish the specifics you gave about your building and the angles you have to the units across the street.

I'll directly answer your question by saying it is very wrong of us to watch when a babe is shaving herself there. But it's also wrong to be watching them at all in the privacy of the home. It just doesn't stop a lot of us guys from doing so anyway.

The only times I have looked away while spying on a babe were the couple of times I could see them actually on the toilet. I have looked away, glancing back every few seconds to be ready for when she stands up. Once she stands, I consider her fair game, and there is the moment in time when she is pulling up her panties, pajama bottoms, or shorts when I get to see her bottom.

As I think about it, the few times I have seen actually shaving down there have all been within the past 10 to 12 years. The first time I could see it I didn't realize what she was doing for a couple minutes. I have seen one that shaved very much like you described to me in more detail. She was leaning against the top of the sink and made it easy for me to see. The other babes I have seen do this usually sit, whether on a vanity chair, the toilet top, or on the edge of the bathtub.

There was one night I finally got to see a babe go naked for the first time after a few weeks, and then she sat on the edge of the tub to shave, but had her legs inside the tub. I suppose it was so she could wash the hairs down the drain, but I mostly saw her butt from behind the entire time. Luckily she was facing in my direction to towel herself off when she finished.

Actually, this is not something that I addressed in my book. I should have, especially since so many more babes shave there these days compared with decades gone by. (We're talking totally shaved or a landing strip, as opposed to a quick grooming.)

If you get to see this, and she is facing the other way, enjoy her butt. Chances are as soon as she is finished she will turn around. It may be to towel off, such as the example I just gave, or it could be to reach for something to put on.

However, I think there are some babes that shave there while in the shower, so there is no chance for us to see. If you are able to see into the bathroom and notice that maybe once every week to 10 days they take a longer than usual shower, it may be due to using that time to shave.

Another thing I find interesting about this is that a couple of the babes I have watched shave actually were wearing something on top. One I remember from a couple years ago would always wear a button down robe, and would unbutton from the bottom up, but keep it buttoned to below her boobs while having the bottom part wide open. Another would go bottomless and keep her t-shirt or tank top on while she shaved and then put her panties on for the rest of the night. In both instances, both had smaller boobs.

If any of you guys have seen a babe shaving and have had an experience different from the instances mentioned here, please let me know and we will discuss it.

You can e-mail me at ic.london at live.com.

Babes from the balcony.......

2009-11-05T12:04:00.000-08:00

Jerry C. of AZ writes:

“I loved listening to your book. I thought I was the only one who thought of spying on the babes with binoculars but I guess not. Your suggestions are amazing. You really did your homework. You did mention about spying from your balcony on some occasions. Isn’t that way too risky of being seen? There are a couple of college girls sharing a place down one level across the courtway from my condo. I can just barely see in there from my kitchen, but if I’m out on my balcony I can see into their living room and down the hallway toward the bathroom and bedrooms. Sometimes the blinds are open at night. I’m waiting on your answer before trying anything. Please help!”

Thanks, Jerry. I knew I wasn’t the only one and that’s part of what inspired me to share this information for guys like you that I knew are out there. Getting to your important question, the answer actually depends on a few variables. The examples I give in the book were from when my balcony was close enough to the nearby apartments that I could see in without using binoculars. That’s the best way. If are close enough to be able to do that, you can have your alibi in place. For example, you could have your phone in your pocket and, if “discovered” show how you had left your phone on the balcony earlier in the day and finally found it. You mentioned in your e-mail to me (which was edited down) that you are over 40 years old. Your alibi, if discovered, is going to be more believable than one from a teen guy or a guy in college.

You will also recall my experience with knowing to appear to be facing in a different direction. I was able to fool a neighbor babe who I watched come out of the shower and saw me standing outside into thinking I was looking somewhere else when I didn’t react to her. As the book describes, there are several ways to pull this off with success, and without binocs.

Without knowing the specifics of where you live, here are factors to consider. How much or how little light is there on your balcony after dark? If you can turn your balcony light off, there is your answer. If you cannot, it could be a problem. Are there neighbors on either side of you, as well as up above, who could easily see you on there at night? You can’t risk it if the nosy old lady next door could be washing the dishes and see you kneeling down with binoculars looking across the way.

If you can keep it dark enough, and have little to no fear of being noticed by neighbors, my suggestion is to wear dark clothing and maybe a cap, and go for it. If you can kneel down so that only your head appears over the railing or top of your balcony wall or fence and you can see in to their unit, you should be OK. You don’t want others to see you standing up if at all possible. Once I was able to use a plastic stool to rest a knee so I would be more comfortable when doing just that, since others could not see the stool on my balcony.

In the event there is too much light and/or others could see you, there is one other possibility. Go for odd hours. If these are college babes (or in that age range) chances are they will be out late on the weekends and during vacation time. Check your balcony during evening hours on a Friday or Saturday night. A quick glance into their place (if the blinds are open) will tell you whether or not they are home. Over the course of days or weeks, you should have no problem learning if or what lights they leave on when they go out. Also, scout your neighbors who can see you and try to get an idea when they go “lights out”. After you gather your information you would be in the situation to deal with this. Let’s say your neighbors go “lights out” by 11:00 on a Saturday night, and you can tell the babes across the way are both out for the evening. What you can do is to watch every few seconds from your kitchen (or whatever room) and see when their living room or hallway light goes on. I have even done this on many occasions while watching TV, reading, or online while waiting for a hottie to get home at night.

Sometimes roommates go out together, but not always. You might luck out and see one come home earlier and be all alone. Which means she doesn’t need to cover up when walking around to unwind from her night out. You might need to stay up later than you would care to, but it’s a way to see them naked. Once when I was faced with this situation, I lucked into seeing a babe come home more than once between 1:30 and 2 AM and saw her strip down completely both times. No way she would suspect anyone looking in at that hour. Little did she know that I couldn’t risk spying on her very often before midnight because of my neighbors at the time.

Also, you didn’t say if they live in the same complex as you or not. Either way, maybe you can find out where they park (if there are assigned spaces) and then you can check to see whether or not they are home. No one is going to question you walking through your parking lot, or if you can see it from a window no one will know you are checking. That’s still another way.

Let me know how this goes for you. Good luck!

Readers and listeners of “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “ can write me at ic.london at live.com. The audio book is available through www.TotalCreep.com .

my Halloween treat

2009-11-02T10:34:00.000-08:00

Some guys have politely pointed out that I tend to share my adventures from years ago even more than recent, so it’s time to change that.

It can be of benefit for a Total Creep to pay attention to what’s going on nearby and to know to watch for certain signs. This past Friday night (Oct. 30), I was in Baltimore on a business presentation, and had decided to stay there overnight instead of returning on a very late flight. However, I couldn’t see into any apartment or condo units or hotel rooms from where I was staying, so I ventured out to what looked to be a hangout type bar in the very nice downtown harbor area.

There were definitely some hot looking babes parading around. After about 20 minutes, I noticed an attractive babe walking toward the back corner where there was a small waiting area with chairs near the entrance to the bathrooms. She seemed to be staggering a bit and as she walked past where I was sitting, I could tell she had quite a few by that point. Looked like she was pretty drunk. Then I looked down and realized that her jeans were wet, as if she had either spilled a drink in the wrong place or possibly peed in her pants. Couldn’t tell which. She made it toward the bathroom door, which was out of my view.

About 10 minutes later, 3 guys came walking around the corner with that look on their faces of OMG. I’m not a lip reader but I could tell one of the guys said something like “Do you believe that?”. That look they had was the look that guys get when they have just seen something that turns them on. One had his mouth wide open. Knowing to recognize that look, I immediately got up from my seat and headed over toward the bathroom area.

I turned the corner by that waiting area and immediately saw what made those guys react as they did. There was the obviously drunk babe sitting in one of the chairs facing where people could walk by. Not only were her jeans still wet in the crotch area, but it turned out she was wearing button down jeans, rather than zipper. She was clearly too drunk and out of it to deal with buttons, or if she tried she and failed miserably. Miserably for her. She was sitting there facing out and without her jeans buttoned her fly was wide open. She either lost her panties, threw them out because they were too soaked, or she wasn’t wearing any in the first place. As a result, as I stood there looking, I could see her little landing strip in her natural dark hair color and about 2/3 of the way down her you-know-what!!!

Next I pulled out my phone and appeared to be fumbling to get a message so it would appear that’s why I went back there. She had her head down and was still in a daze, totally oblivious to what was happening. It was too bad she had a t-shirt on so there was no way to see anything on top, and I think she had a sports bra under that. But I continued as if listening to messages so it wouldn’t look odd for a middle-aged guy to be standing there while a young 20-something babe is exposed like that.

A couple minutes later, a guy and a girl came hurrying back to the waiting area. My guess is that the guy is her older brother and was with his wife or girlfriend. There was a bit of a facial resemblance. I’m not sure whether or not they were in the bar or if they were nearby and somebody called them to come and get the drunk girl. The other reason I’m convinced it was the brother was the look on his face when he saw her jeans wide open. He had more of a horrified look on his face. Had that been a guy friend or relative such as a brother in-law, no way he would have appeared horrified. This babe was attractive and there is no way a guy wouldn’t also enjoy the view I and the others got. The girl he was with was also horrified, but that’s understandable. She wouldn’t want a babe she knows, especially, to be exposed like that.

They both knew what was showing, but neither one was going to reach there and try to cover up. Which means she probably did pee in her pants. The girl wasn’t about to reach or touch that area, and neither was the guy. The girl stood in front of the drunk babe to try and block the view while making sure the babe had her purse, which somehow she did. (First time I noticed the purse!) The guy then went over toward the bar area and came back about 30 seconds later with a section of newspaper. He gave it to the girl who then put it over the drunk babe’s crotch area to cover up. But the drunk babe then took and tossed it down on the ground. The two helped her up, and got her to walk toward the exit, still with her fly open and her wet jeans around that area. After they got her standing, the girl then walked directly in front to block the view of others, while the guy was holding her shoulders and helping her from behind. They got her out of the bar.

I then came back around the corner as if closing my phone and acting like I had been waiting for the couple to get that babe out of there. By that time, at least 6 guys saw into those open pants.

Just as with my book, “ Total Creep – A Guy’s Guide “, there is a purpose to this story. The fact that I saw those 3 guys reacting as they did and knew to get over there and check is really what got me that little show. Especially after noticing that babe walking by who appeared to have peed in her pants. Otherwise I would have missed this.

My Halloween treat!

Readers and listeners to my audio book version are welcome to write me direct with questions and comments at ic.london @ live.com. The book is available at www.TotalCreep.com .

Total Creep helps the "knee" dee

2009-10-25T15:29:00.000-07:00

The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to write me at ic.london at live.com with questions...........

Les C. of NY writes:

"I absolutely loved hearing your book and can tell you spent years on this. But I am in my upper 50's and now have a bad leg. I usually have to wear a soft cast and cannot walk for long stretches. It seems like I can't take advantage of the opportunities you suggest. Any ideas?"

Never give up, Les. I thought about it and now think your having a cast could open up some good opportunities for you. If you are walking slowly and wearing a cast, people around you would not question it if you stop at an unlikely place.

For example, you are walking past a ledge where people are sitting and you see a babe wearing a low neck top. You could walk slowly over near where she is sitting, and either put up your good leg or (if you can lift it) your bad leg up on the ledge and appear to be resting it or adjusting your walking cast. Instead, you can really be looking down her top.

Depending on how you handle stairs, it could be an "excuse" to stop on a landing or on a stair, and not appear suspicious while looking up a skirt or down a top on the next level.

When walking to your seat in a restaurant, you could go especially slow if walking past a table where a babe is seated and you can see down her top or the back of her pants.

Hopefully you get the idea.

You didn't say whether or not you can spy on any babes from home, so I can't address that for you. I know from my experience that there are times when I need to stand for long periods to get a good angle with binoculars, or maybe kneel down on one knee to rest my elbow on a window sill or ledge to be able to see. Hopefully you can get a good view from a comfortable position for you.

Again, don't count yourself out. If some young babes need to think your knee is worse than it really is so that you can be near them, then so be it.

Let me know if you need more help.

Seeing her bra isn't so difficult

2009-10-06T11:50:00.000-07:00

Chris M. of OH writes:

“I enjoyed your Audio Book, but mainly the parts about spying on girls from home. I think the chapters about all you do just to see down a shirt are overstated. Maybe years ago that was what you had to do, but now I can walk down the street and see a bra all the time. Same with butt crack. Why is this such a big deal? I wish you had gone into more detail about places to spy on girls instead. You are definitely on to something.”

Thanks for the feedback and the question, Chris. I must admit I do see your point. The book was written based on more than 30 years of practice at doing what I do. During the 70’s and 80’s things were different, indeed. Back when tops were less revealing, there was a different game plan since a percentage of babes would not be wearing a bra. Some of my advice and experience deals with that scenario, which is different than today’s.

However, I will defend myself regarding low rise pants and skirts. It is true that us guys are blessed with some blatant butt crack showings when babes are seated and don’t realize or don’t care that we can see. Yet, there are numerous instances where it takes the extra effort I preach about it to see even more. Whereas my tips and experience from years ago used to go toward seeing boobs, it now applies more toward butt crack. (I realize that seeing butt crack doesn’t hold the same value as seeing boobs, but we have to take advantage of opportunities.)

So hang on to those CD’s with the Audio Book, Chris. Fashions do change. I, for one, am hopeful that we will see a return to styles that allow babes to not wear a bra like it was until a few years ago.

Meanwhile, the long chapters about spying on babes from home or office go into tremendous detail. You are correct, that will remain a constant. I must say the only change I have seen to this is an ironic one. A few of the babes I have spyed on in the past couple of years often have more covered up walking around the kitchen than they did when they were outside. But others make up for that when they walk around in underwear, since bras and panties cover less than they did years ago.

Readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " are encouraged to e-mail me with comments and questions at ic.london at live.com.

The book is available at http://www.TotalCreep.com .

Not if she can help it........

2009-09-13T14:42:00.000-07:00

Well, not everybody enjoys " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide ", especially if they are female.

Debbie M. writes:

"My boyfriend let me read a couple chapters of your book, and then I found your blog. You and guys like you disgust me. If my bra is showing it is not because I want anybody to see. How dare you? Now you make it seem like I don't dare open the blinds to my condo unless I am fully dressed. I already know better than to walk around at home and put on a show for anyone. It is no wonder that you and a lot of guys can't do any better than gawking at us women. Just go away."

Thanks for the permission to use this, Debbie. I won't ignore your comments. You are entitled to your opinion and I asked for reader feedback. Even with the flack I get from women, all I do is write about what a lot of guys are thinking and would like to say. I don't ask babes to not wear underwear when they go out, to bend over and not protect their clothing, or to leave the blinds open when they come out of the shower. But as long as they do this, and other things like these, guys like me will take advantage of every opportunity we get to take in the view.

As much as I travel, I currently have a residence in Las Vegas. I could spend money and go to a club every night and see topless and naked babes. Those women choose to do that in order to make a living. All I have done is written about how to find other ways to get the same result - seeing babes partially and fully naked.

By the way, I am happily married and had steady girlfriends over the years prior to finding the 'right one' to marry. I have never physically cheated on any of them. I am professionally employed and make a good living. In my case, seeing young babes partially or fully naked, seeing up skirts and down tops, and the things I enjoy about checking out the babes cause no financial harm. There is no physical contact.

If you wish to keep your blinds closed and wear clothing that keeps you fully covered, go right ahead.

Readers and listeners comments are always welcome at ic.london at live.com.

His date gave him a window of opportunity

2009-09-09T20:23:00.000-07:00

The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to send in questions and comments..................

Eddie J. of OH writes:

"Thanks for producing this as an audio book. The announcing was great, and I learned a lot, especially about watching for opportunities that come up if you are a quick thinker. I have a success story to share from (Labor Day weekend) for you.

I had a 2nd date with a really hot looking girl with a great body. However, she didn't like the meal I suggested and after hitting a couple of bars she asked me to take her home. I understood and drove her to her condo and even walked her to the building entrance since it was after midnight. Just a polite hug and kiss, but I knew she wouldn't go out with me again and that was as far as I would get with her.

She went in and down the hallway to her ground level unit. I walked out of the entrance and toward the parking lot where I had parked. As I went around the corner I realized that I could see into her unit, and noticed that her kitchen blinds were not closed all the way. Sure enough, she had just gotten in and turned on the lights, and I could see in far enough to see down the hallway toward the entrance to her bedroom and a bathroom, maybe 15 - 20 feet away.

Then I remembered hearing your story about seeing a babe undress by doing that, and I looked around and didn't see anybody. I was legitimately walking to my car. So I stood there for a moment and kept looking. About 2 minutes later, I saw a shadow come toward the hallway. Then, there she was, walking toward the kitchen while taking off her bra. I got to see those great looking (boobs) bounce a couple of times. I could see her standing topless in the kitchen. She did something by the sink (I don't know what, but who cares) and then walked back to the bedroom, pulling her pants down on the way. As luck had it, she was wearing a thong, so I got a good view of her butt. Then she went into the bedroom and turned off the light. I knew not to chance it any further, thanks to your advice, so I left and went home. It was worth the date to see those (boobs) and not have to put up with her bitchy attitude. Thanks to you, I consider the night a success."

Quite a story, Eddie, but I am glad you got away with doing that. Yes, I have had a couple of situations like that myself and made the most of them. But in your case, I consider the risk to be higher. When I did it, I did not know who the babe was and had other "business" being outside of the apartment or condo. That makes a difference. You see, this babe knows who you are and why you were there. If she had seen you out there, or if someone else did and caught you, the babe would have realized you were out there watching her since minutes had passed since you left her. You might have been treated like a peeping tom and that has ramifications.

You need to understand that I do not in any way encourage or endorse any guy being a peeping tom. Standing outside looking into a window is exactly that. I realize it was late at night and you looked around and were careful, but you minimized the risk you took. Not a good idea since the babe knows who you are and why you were there (if you were caught).

When I struck gold under a similar situation, I was leaving a friend's place in the development and therefore had my story if caught and accused. My friend would have backed me up that I was leaving his place and I could show I was walking to my car. You would not have had that option. As odd as this seems, if you were leaving late at night and happened to see a babe you didn't know walking topless, you could have enjoyed the view, moved on quickly as you did, and had a "way out". I am glad you thought as you did and saw what you saw, but please be careful about taking risks like that in the future.

Here's hoping you get to see the next babe you date in the same room and not outside the window!

Reader and listener questions, stories, and comments are welcome at ic.london at live.com.

What a total creep has learned

2009-09-06T08:13:00.000-07:00

A guy in his mid-40's who does not want his e-mail to me to be used asked me a very interesting question that deserves attention. He had listened to the audio book version of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " and picked up on a few of the points in a different way than the other readers/listeners I have heard from.

He obviously paid close attention, especially to the chapters about how to spy on babes using binoculars, and from what he told me, has successfully used many of the techniques the book describes. But his question to me was really a curiosity. He wanted to know what else I have learned from my experiences and how those discoveries may have helped.

This got me to thinking, and soon made me realize how much my reader was on to something. What started in high school by using high power binoculars to spy on girls in nearby apartments and evolved into an obsession for seeing "real" babes fully or partially naked has actually helped me to learn much more besides how to do it well.

In thinking about it more after getting the e-mail, I have come to realize that I have learned a lot in the areas of psychology and surveillance without even trying.

Actually, I realized the surveillance part years ago. If I had a criminal mind, I would be dangerous. As I wrote about in a few months ago in an earlier blog, I realized this on a night when I literally could have robbed an apartment and gotten away with it based on information I had.

To recap, a hot college babe I used to spy on from across the street had her own apartment. I could see into the hallway window to the front door, along with seeing into some of her living room, kitchen, and bedroom as blinds and curtains were open and allowed a view. Her building also had assigned parking, so I could see her parking spot to know whether or not she was home.

She didn't always have the curtains or blinds open, but there were times that I saw her come out of the shower, and times that she would sit on her bed and study while totally naked. Of the babes I could spy on at that time, she was definitely the best looking.

One night, I saw her car pull in. That gave me about 90 seconds to grab my binocs, turn off my lights, and hope to get a good show. I saw her go in her front door as usual. But on this night I'm thinking maybe nature was calling. She pushed the front door behind her without looking, and went through the kitchen and bedroom to the bathroom. (I could only see the bathroom light in her bedroom, not into the bathroom itself.) But then I saw the front door was still partially open. She didn't look to be sure it was closed.

My hunch was right, as a few minutes later she came out into the bedroom and to my delight got ready for her shower. But she had no clue that her front door was part way open and ANYONE could have walked in. While she was in the back taking a shower. That moment many years ago was when I realized the potential of my surveillance.

If I were a criminal, I know I would have had time to casually walk across the street, walk right in to her apartment, and help myself. I realized I knew where she put her purse down when she came home and where her jewelry box was in the bedroom. Then I could have closed her front door on my way out. But I'm not a criminal. I'm a creep and the draw to me was that if I robbed her place I would have missed a chance to see her come out of the shower. It was minutes later, after she put her cute little pajamas on, that she came out and was startled to see her front door still open. She closed it looked around, had a look of concern on her cute face, and went on about her business.

That incident made me realize how much the surveillance of apartments, condos, and townhomes played a part in my spying, and how much I could find out by watching them over the course of weeks, months, and in some cases years. I would know routines, schedules, sometimes parking spaces to know who when she or they were home, where valuables were kept, and things such as which lights were left on when people were not at home.

Yet, it wasn't just for units where hot babes lived. There were times I would monitor guys' apartments on weekends for when they had a girlfriend over. Other times I would see the daughter come to visit the older parents. And so it goes. Knowing this information saved me hours of watching an empty apartment and helped me to zero in on my best opportunities to see babes undressing, getting dressed, walking around partially or completely naked, even if just for a few seconds.

As I think about it, this information has helped me in other ways. I don't leave my wallet in the same place all of the time, vary my routines more, and know to leave different lights on when not home at night. I just didn't acknowledge until now that my extra precautions actually came my way as a result of my obsession to see as many babes as possible naked as often as I can.

Next there is the psychology aspect. Babes across the country (since I have lived for at least 3 years in 3 different time zones during my adult life) have combined to teach me a lot about self confidence, or lack thereof.

Watching babes in the privacy of their own homes would be interesting even if it wasn't for the purpose of waiting for them to be naked. (Not the same level of interesting, of course!) It is a huge measure of how they feel about themselves. I could go on and on.

Some so obviously don't like their boobs to the point of not going topless even when they are all alone, yet they wear a short nightshirt without panties. Others are free and easy about being topless but always have their bottoms covered.

On the other hand, I recall one babe who was obviously very confident and felt good about her body. She would often do housework, including wiping the windows (thank you very much!!), wearing only panties or be completely naked, even with her husband walking around with shorts on. Now that's confidence. And she had a small chest.

Body type and weight are not always a factor in this. I have seen some thick babes who walk around topless or naked with confidence and their weight doesn't matter. They are well groomed and when I would see them with street clothes on the clothes would project confidence and the grooming and appearance would project beauty. While others who are overweight practically wear a tent even when all alone, and walk around slouching and ashamed.

My book contains some experiences of seeing how wives walk around the house with the husband or boyfriend around. My observations range from me seeing more of her body than her husband seemingly could to others that would walk around topless or bottomless to those that were very modest and kept covered up. I use this information for spying purposes. For example, if a babe doesn't like being undressed when her man is around but walks around naked when he's not, then I know that if I see her man at home my chances of seeing her naked are not very good for that night.

The personal result of that? When last I was single, how a babe walked around and groomed and took care of her overall appearance had become more of a factor with me than I would have ever imagined years ago.

So, yes, I have learned a lot of useful information during the process of seeing literally thousands of babes partially or completely naked. Maybe I do have a sequel after all................

(Since I know people don't like to post comments, you can e-mail me at ic.london at live.com. I do my best to answer questions to my readers/listeners. And others from time to time.)

Adventures - the front door vision

2009-09-04T15:03:00.000-07:00

Continuing with the idea that I share some of my experiences and adventures as a "total creep" not included in my book, " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide ". There are some fun stories which are not as instructional in nature as those in the book itself.

I had a wonderful "quick thinking" experience a few years ago. It was during a stretch of a few months when I was renting a townhouse. A nice townhouse and close to work, but miserable for a total creep like me, since I could only see into 4 other units easily with my binoculars. (I worked some at night, so in a way it was good that I wasn't missing being able to spy on hot babes during the late night hours.) And only one of those units had a babe living in it, but she always wore panties around the house, and all I could see was into her living room and dining room.

There was a nice young couple that lived across the street and over one building. I knew them enough to say hi to and had a few conversations. I gave the husband a ride to the store one night. That sort of thing. The wife was cute and had a really good body, but she would always wear a bra and nothing very revealing when outside. Worse yet, they kept their curtains closed the majority of the time and even when they were open, I had a poor angle looking across the street from one side. Living at street level, they understandably were very cautious at night and tended to keep the curtains closed after dark. Months went by and I didn't think I would get the chance to check out the wife's great body before I moved away.

Finally, one of the nights I was not working and at home for the evening turned out to be a nice and cool evening. One of those nights when people would open windows and doors to enjoy the breeze and the fresh air. The babe across the street wasn't even home and her curtains were closed anyway. But about 10:00 that night, I checked by my window and looked over by where that couple lived.

Their curtains were all closed as usual, and they had closed most of the windows, but they were at home. And, they had opened their front door about half way. Their screen door was glass on top and a screen on the bottom, which was ideal for my purposes, since it meant I had a clear view through the glass on the top part. With the door open about half way, I could only see part of their dining room area and the part of their living room which had a big chair facing in the direction I was looking. I knew from the one time I was over there that one of them would often sit in that chair to watch TV.

After months of wanting to see the wife's body and not having a decent opportunity, I figured it was worth risking an hour or so. I grabbed the binoculars and went into my den and closed the door before opening my blinds enough to see out. Since the den was completely dark and my living room lights were on, it appeared from the outside that I was in my living room (or another room) with the curtains closed and that no one was in the den.

I stood up on the couch against the window so I could see out through my upper blinds. As I focused the binoculars I had a good view in through the clear glass screen door. After a few minutes of standing and looking only at the furniture I could see, the wife came into the dining room area, and she was wearing a robe. She turned toward where I was looking and I could see that the top of her robe was open down the middle past her boobs, but the robe was tied way too tight. It didn't look like they would come popping out.

But as she stood by the dining table, I could see that she was talking to her husband. This was perfect! Not only because I couldn't see him, but it meant that he was not sitting in the chair I could see.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, the babe came into the living room and sat down in that chair that was facing almost directly toward me. If she were to look straight ahead and across the street, she could only see my living room lights on and curtains closed and then my den window with no lights on and the blinds closed most of the way. She would have no idea that I had my binoculars were already focused in on her from behind those blinds.

When she sat down on the chair, the top of her robe stayed tight. Unfortunately, nothing popped open or out. She immediately crossed her legs, but her robe was looser on the bottom and I could see all the way up on one side. It appeared to my expert eyes (and from my years of looking up skirts with legs crossed in that same way) that she was not wearing panties either. There was the possibility of a thong, but from observing her outside several times I saw panty lines so I knew she always wore regular panties and not a thong.

She then started talking to her husband and looking in his direction. Based on the angle she was looking and from my knowing the layout of their living room, I'm thinking she may have been watching TV and talking with him while he was in the hallway by the closet or the entrance to their bedroom. About 2 minutes later, she moved around on the chair and there was the break I was waiting for!

She opened up her legs, and they were pointing right in my direction. And sure enough, no panties indeed! What she was doing was looking sexy for her husband without showing him the goods. He would know she had nothing on underneath, but there was no boobage showing and he could not see all the way up her legs from his angle, but he probably could tell it was showing. Jackpot! I could see right to her promised land, and her hubby could not. She sat that way for about 10 to 15 wonderful minutes!

After that, she got up from the chair, but her robe stayed tight on top. She closed the front door. Must have gotten cool in the living room. But standing on a couch with one leg resting on the top and holding the binoculars steady for about 40 minutes, including about 10 looking at just furniture, proved worthwhile. As it turned out, in about 8 months there, that was the only time I got to see in when she wasn't fully dressed. Never saw the boobs either.

But a funny post script to this story. The next afternoon I was walking over to the (common area) mailboxes and the wife was walking back. She said "Nice weather!". And then I said "yes, and that was great last night!". If she only knew..............

(I know that you guys rarely like to leave comments here. But you are welcome to e-mail me at ic.london at live.com, whether you have comments about my book or not.)

Hair today, gone tomorrow

2009-08-31T12:17:00.001-07:00

The readers and listeners of " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " continue to write with questions and comments........

Don of California writes:

"I especially enjoyed all of your great insights into spying with binoculars. I am fortunate enough to live where I can see into about 20 apartment units and find your advice to be right on target. But I have a challenge. One of the ladies I watch wears a nice short nightgown, and I don't think she wears panties underneath. Even with good binoculars, I can't zoom in enough to tell if I really am seeing her (vagina) or not. I think she is completely shaved there, and without a close up view it's tough to tell. How do you know?"

Great question, Don, and sorry you can't zoom in enough to know for certain. Until the past few years this was very rarely an issue for me since in my early years the babes would not totally shave that area. In fact, there were a few instances where I had the opposite "problem". I saw a few with a lot of dark colored hair there and actually thought they were wearing black panties until I would see butt or enough around the area to realize I saw the goods.

But in the past few years more babes are shaved partially or even completely and it can make it more of a challenge to know for sure that you have indeed seen to the promised land.

Since these babes live where you can regularly see them, I would suggest to give it more time if you aren't sure. At some point you will probably catch her bending over from behind, and if you see her butt crack (without a thong at the top) then you know she is shaved in front. You might also get a full spread view as she sits down or gets up and that will be an indication whether or not she is wearing panties. Hopefully you'll be able to see her undress completely or coming into our out of the shower and know for sure if she is naked or bottomless at the time.

I also take into consideration her hair color, especially if she is a brunette. If she has darker hair, she is not going to lighten the hair around her vag. Even if she keeps a runway or is closely groomed there, you could still see enough dark hair to identify what you see. Even in the years before shaving became so prominent, I ran into this obstacle with some babes who were obviously natural blondes. But at some point, I would be able to tell whether or not they wore panties or be given a definitive opportunity such as seeing her naked.

One other way to tell could be her body language or level of confidence. Often times a babe wearing panties will not care if her legs are spread open, especially at home. Yet, even with no one around, I have noticed some babes who tend to keep covered or watch how they sit when they have nothing on underneath. I suppose it is out of habit.

Aside from suggesting even more powerful binoculars, that is the best I can do. Be thankful you have the "problem". At least you can always tell when you see boobies!

Let me know how this turns out. I like to see success stories from my readers!

Readers and listeners questions and comments are welcome. Write me at ic.london at live.com.

A total creep version of college prep

2009-08-18T18:02:00.000-07:00

Alan of VA writes:

"I love your audio book! I am 18 and just yesterday moved into my freshman dorm room at college. Wish I would have had your book in high school. But now I will be in a dorm that has girls on another part of the floor I'll be living on. Like us guys, the girls will need to walk down the hallway to get to the bathroom and to the showers. The door that leads to the wing where the girls are has a small glass window that shows through to the hallway where the girls would be walking.

In just the first day and a half I have seen a couple of really cute girls that have rooms in that next hallway over. Unfortunately, if I were to be seen by girls looking through that window, it would be obvious to them that I am trying to see them going to or from the bathroom or shower. I know I can't stand there for more than a few seconds at best. It seems the girls' resident assistant rooms right near that door, so she would probably be watching to make sure it stays closed early morning and later at night. I'm going to keep an eye on that and see what the possibilities are. I saw in your book that you commuted to college, so I take it you did not have the dorm experience. What techniques can you suggest for checking out the babes? Also, does it matter if they are not all 18?"

While it is true I commuted to school, back then the guys and the women were in separate buildings and not in the next wing, so it didn't matter. Trust me, that would have been a reason for me to go away to school!

This one is tough to answer because I don't know the floor plan of your dorm. It looks like you have a challenge due to limited time by that door. But I know that boys will be boys. I have to believe that you aren't the only one that would love to keep watch on that hallway around shower time. Try to watch your side of the door to see if other guys are trying to look, or to find a reason to go over to the girls' side of the dorm. Most schools allow time for guys to be in the girls dorm and vice versa for study groups, parties, etc.

If this were me, I would know the schedule of when guys are able to be over on the girls' side. Find reasons to be over there. Sometimes doors are left open during the day in dorms or you can see who comes and goes. I want to find out which rooms the hottest babes are in, and then determine the distance they need to walk to and from the bathrooms. This tells me that if I have a hottie that has to walk several rooms down to and from, I have a longer window of opportunity, but if she lives really close to the bathrooms it isn't likely.

I would also watch for what the girls are wearing when hanging around the dorm rooms. Some will keep covered up all the time, but others may wear short shorts or open clothing, and that is often an indication they may let it show. The idea is to find a babe that could reveal something good that has a longer walk to and from the shower.

Of course, when walking in that hallway I would do my best to glance into any open doors looking to find out where the good lookers are or maybe catch a good peek.

Ideally, I would try to make friends with a girl at the far end of that hallway and maybe offer to study or need to bring books or materials to. Then I would try to be visiting her room very close to the deadline of guys having to leave. For example, say the girls dorm is off limits after 10 PM. I would try to be there just before 10, and then try to stay until about 10:05 and act like I don't realize it is really after 10. Just maybe a babe or two would think the hall is safe and head over to the shower while I'm still in the hallway.

In addition, I would try to keep watch by the doorway (with the window) to get an idea of when guys or girls are nearby or coming through. I would keep track. Maybe I realize that between 7:20 and 7:40 in the morning that nobody leaves for class and the coast is clear. I would then try to hang nearby and occasionally glance through that window and down the hall. Keep in mind that students have consistent schedules throughout the semester. Maybe I could find out that a babe tends to get out of the shower at 7:22 and I could be ready. But I would know to be very careful.

I would probably try getting up earlier than I would like to check for other babes who are early risers, and yet give me time to get ready for my class. Also, if I can see to the elevator or stairs for who comes and goes from the floor, I would watch for late on weekend nights to see when girls are coming back to their rooms. Maybe there would be a party going on in one of the guy's room and I could scoot out as if I'm going to the bathroom, but instead check by the door with the window to see if a babe that just got home is headed for the shower and thinks that no guys can see. Basically, it's trial and error, but don't make the error!

Even if you can't see anything down the hall, look for other opportunities. A coed dorm will have common areas for laundry, student lounge, and study areas. You will have your chances to get some peeks down the top, down the back of low rise jeans, and up skirts. The girls will be wearing loose clothing, shorts, and other very casual and not be as cautious as you would normally expect.

You might also catch a break. Just last year I heard a college girl telling a friend of hers about some babe on her dorm floor that went across to the shower naked even though there were guys nearby and how she didn't seem to care. I don't know how true it is. But I do know from my years of spying on girls at home that as they develop and get ready to go off to college they become much more open about their bodies walking around the house. And, there are some girls who want the attention of guys seeing them partially undressed. So be ready.

As for the age question, I never worried about it because there is no physical contact. I know for a fact I have spyed on high school sophomores who would be either 15 or 16. But they were worth seeing. You can't always tell a babe's age. I have probably seen the goods on more younger babes than I realize, but also have probably enjoyed women in their 40's that still look years younger. I'm not here to give legal advice, but I would tell you not to worry if you are checking out a babe who is 17.

Good luck with your "studies". Let me know how things go for you!

Readers and listeners to " Total Creep - A Guy's Guide " are welcome to e-mail me with questions and comments at ic.london at live.com. I answer as many as I can, but will respect privacy requests.